Line Of The Day

[Trombonista]

If I were in law enforcement and saw that one of my cases had a thread here, I would be stoked, and only disappointed that I could never ever tell anyone.

 

[Trombonista]

The brows are the only thing in this whole shitshow that I can laugh about freely.
They must never be removed.

 

[r9k-speaks]

How about that time the ancient greek philosopher Shotacus who famously debated Cocknballos about whether or not his waifu was okay to jerk off to?

 

[Trombonista]

I was so horrified by this that I accidentally hit Report instead of the reaction button. If only Robyn's crazy eyed face was reportable to authorities.

 

[Trombonista]

Jesus christ, if Aspergers had Aspergers, it would look a little like Connor Bible.

 

[Trombonista]

The venn diagram of stripper and fundie names is a circle

 

[Trombonista]

Mexico will never recover from this, and never shall I.

Cartel activity will vanish for a week and the DEA will never understand why. Rest in Peace, legend.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I like how the country that bans Winnie the Pooh with their internet proxies is whining about freedom of speech for their spyware.

 

[Trombonista]

No one is superior on the internet. If one cannot learn this, they don't belong on it.

 

[Trombonista]

If Alex were to change tracks, pick up a chemistry book, and develop the cure to cancer, the first thing people would ask him on stage as he presents the commercial form of the cure to the world would be "How many pairs of high schooler panties is it going to cost"

 

[Trombonista]

Kim and Sammie are literate enough to tardpost on Facebook, so my estimate is first-grade level. Sammie quite clearly has dyslexia in the mix as well.

Karrli Thomas is literate enough to post on Facebook as well, that bar isn't exactly high.

Karrli Thomas.

 

[Trombonista]

There are so many things that confuse and anger me about this, yet the only thing I can focus on is how fucking terribly her bra fits.

Sorry, it's in my name, I know these things.

 

[Trombonista]

I don't know if I'd really recommend DMT or salvia to the kind of people who would do ketamine, but then again I don't really think I'd recommend ketamine to the kind of people who would do ketamine.

 

[Trombonista]

You'd make even Woodrow Wilson shudder with that Atomic Bomb.

 

[eatler]

I admit, I half-assed my vote the last time. I won't make the same mistake this time. This time, I'll make sure the circle is completely and totally filled in.

 

[Trombonista]

Why is everyone ignoring this post? Why didn't you start selling the Potaco? Do it, mang.

 

[eatler]

I keep waiting for a man to come in and focus and give direction to this conversation

 

[Trombonista]

if you can’t tell what it means long term from the fact Luna looks like she‘s gotten stuck in the hydraulic press called Robyn’s vagina, there's no TLDR that’ll help you

 

[Trombonista]

You marry a woman because you love her. If you need someone to cook for and clean up after you, I suggest you also wear a diaper and shit yourself because you are really just a baby in a man's body.

 

[Trombonista]

I was not prepared to find out about women trying to have orgasms during childbirth today