Line Of The Day

[eatler]

Yes, and I have a mutant dog dick too - ribbed for her pleasure.

 

[eatler]

I sent this to my fiance with the message "it you" and now I'm sleeping on the couch.

 

[eatler]

I leave for a few days and half the forum is going gay for an incel with more camera filters than a 38yo secretary on bumble...

 

[Trombonista]

“Well, Mr Klein, the results are back and what we thought was an inoperable tumour turned out to be your wife.”

 

[Trombonista]

What in the end of Akira is going on there????

 

[eatler]

Like a fart at a windy beach I refuse to accomplish anything today. Fuck it.

 

[SomeSpook]

"Time to chew ass and kick bubble gum and I'm all out of ass"

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

Say what you will about this place, we are one hell of a motley crew.

 

[Trombonista]

Oh sweet baby Jesus please save us, Sammie has somehow figured out how to use AI...

 

[( . Y . ) ԅ(´ڡ`ԅ)]

It turns out the real sexual degenerates were the friends we made along the way.

 

[soft breathing]

Real heroes have egg-shaped penises.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Men don't need high quality sperm.
Men need high quality erections.

 

[eatler]

I don’t get why you all are throwing text walls at each other when the answer is clear as day. If niggas can get boners from corpses and blondes buying wonder bread, then I see no reason why dudes getting off from imagining themselves as women (and vice-versa) wouldn’t be a distinct fetish.

 

[Clovis]

That crotch goblin (not anti-kids, just absolutely disgusted) is one of the most foul creatures I've ever seen. Did she fuck a fuel rod?

 

[Trombonista]

Do you ever find yourself wondering what you'd do if your computer got seized, and you had to explain why you have a hard drive full of photos of the likes of cuzzin Ray-Ray, pantsless Alex Dacy, and Chantal's feet? Because I often do.

"Well, you see officer . . . you know what, never mind, just cuff me and take me in."

 

[eatler]

You know when I'm down to my socks, it's time for business

That's why they're called business socks

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

If you had to have a belly button on your dick, would you rather have an innie or an outie?

 

[Trombonista]

I want both candidates to croak and zombie Hunter S Thompson to become president, but I never get what I want when it comes to things like this.

 

[Swine Schwein]

I’ve noticed a lot of you faggots react to those pooner memes like Nazi grass to the Führers rain

 

[Trombonista]

People say that Hitler did nothing wrong, but he preferred Antiqua to Fraktur. Fuck Hitler.