Linus Gabriel Sebastian & Linus Media Group / Linus Tech Tips - Narcissistic corporate shill YouTuber driving his media empire into the ground. KILL COUNT: 2

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Its another repeat of buying getting given B2B server hardware """""""benchmarking it""""""" and concluding with yep its fast, with a side order of trying out Tomb Rader with SLI and showing that it is still a broken mess of microstutters and frame drops. Just like the last time they did it and the time before that.
You know Linus is getting ripped off by his writing team, because they have made the same video multiple times now.
So they use a server instead of a gaming rig to play tomb raider and it has issues. What a twist! And it's a HP. I'm not one to talk too much, got a Pavillion 2 in 1 laptop with a i5, but i dont try pushing it beyond its limits; it's a little internet machine, maybe I could install old games and it wouldn't commit seppeku, unlike Linus here who is all gas no brakes.
 
What will kill LMG first, Linus splurging on things that generate only losses or not possessing a filter and never shutting up about things he should not talk about as a public figure?

My bet is on the trans issue. Linus saying something pro trans, and realising that not everyone thinks like him.

Yvonne (whom is pretty much the only person with a functioning brain) may be his saving grace. Immigrants are less into the TRA stuff, so she is the only one who could tell him to STFU. But we know how well that works!
Anthony (or whoever is monitoring this thread) will never tell him to reign it in on "trans rights uwu" and will keep pushing him to say more and more on it.

Of course, LTT would have been able to survive such troubles, if it wasn't for the terrible business decisions (backpacks, Labs, blackmagic, golden controller, screwdriver, hiring way too many people, etc)

That being said, if it was because of something transphobic, it would be even funnier
 
You have to be a genuinely piece of shit for banks in the US to not give you a checking account.
99% of the time it's because they're a pos. But sometimes the government fucks you like they did with NORML advocates, or small mom and pop businesses that don't know how to do accounting, or you run a gossip forum on the internet.
 
If I was Linus, would of taken the money and ran. LMG is a money sink and anyone willing to take Linus' mistake off his hands is a fool. I know he wants to keep the brand going until he can hand it off to his half breed kids, but it might only be a few years until LMG is dead due to changing YT winds and the money sink known as The Labs.
the problem and only reason NOT to take the money and run is that it might have involved him being an indentured servant for some number of years, who the fuck would buy "Linus Tech Tips" without making sure "Linus" himself is perpetually forced to create videos until the heat death of the universe?

The long term contract
I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies
Till the end of time!
if he was actually offered $100 million (even canuk) and would be able to fuck off, even with a requirement to never make youtube videos again, he's a complete moron to not have taken it
 
the problem and only reason NOT to take the money and run is that it might have involved him being an indentured servant for some number of years, who the fuck would buy "Linus Tech Tips" without making sure "Linus" himself is perpetually forced to create videos until the heat death of the universe?


if he was actually offered $100 million (even canuk) and would be able to fuck off, even with a requirement to never make youtube videos again, he's a complete moron to not have taken it
A founder exit/transition period is extremely common with such purchases, but its usually 2-3 years at most. When LTT is basically 'breaking even' AKA Reinvesting for the next few years, hanging around to do it anyway should still be fine. He's already trying to push other LTT members to take larger camera presence, so this would just make that an official deadline date instead of just an idle effort.

I'd actually feel bad for the buyers though - The LTT brand is actually not the worst buy, absurd price aside, but half the creative staff would bail. They have it so cushy, that they'd probably fuck off instead of deal with it becoming a real job with real leadership over it. And competent talent would ask for a lot larger slice of the pie to do their video load, and probably extra hands - talented people don't like factory lining crap videos out with little effort, they'd probably take longer to 'do it right' and extend that production schedule if at all possible.
 
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I was just curious, so I looked at the job listings for LMG. There are 2 technician jobs and 3 engineering jobs (1 mechanical and 2 electrical). No mention of pay scale which is a red flag to me.

The job descriptions seem rather general, and there is nothing out of the ordinary. A well educated Master's degree holder could fit the bill with little to no real world experience.

"Subject Matter Expert". Ok, in what? That's way too vague. And fuck you with the "responsibilities include, but are not limited to..."

I am generally curious if people are forced into appearing in videos.

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I was just curious, so I looked at the job listings for LMG. There are 2 technician jobs and 3 engineering jobs (1 mechanical and 2 electrical). No mention of pay scale which is a red flag to me.

The job descriptions seem rather general, and there is nothing out of the ordinary. A well educated Master's degree holder could fit the bill with little to no real world experience.

"Subject Matter Expert". Ok, in what? That's way too vague. And fuck you with the "responsibilities include, but are not limited to..."

I am generally curious if people are forced into appearing in videos.

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This job looks a bit overloaded to me. You want an engineering SME with deep knowledge of Power Supplies as they are used in PC's and capable of leading a team with that knowledge (I hope its a team at any rate, the test script development and execution alone for day to day ops is a team sized effort), but who's also a capable public relations manager for vendor relations and a capable writer who can create interesting and engaging articles for plebians and pro's across the spectrum while speaking to the individual products.

Its not that you can't find someone with that particular intersection of skills, its that its stupid to depend on doing so when its so specific as to be a very expensive fill. Hire an engineer on one side, and a competent writer on the other and give the writer the vendor relations one since they'll need to consult with them regularly for product info to compare to testing results while writing articles, and bringing the engineer in for final reviews. You'd end up with a similar salary band, slightly higher overhead, and significantly higher resilience to departures, sickness, vacations, etc. As it stands, losing the all in one guy would be crippling across the operation, whereas losing half the split would be both easier to replace, and easier to bring up to speed as their counterpart hopefully stayed in the job.
 
How can one of the duties be to design things outside the scope of duties?
By Linus being obsessed with drawing people in from doing the real work to be clowns on a meme episode, where he decides to see if he can heat up a microwave dinner using the PSU testing equipment and insists that the engineer, as the expert of this machine, needs to find out how to do it and make it a good episode.

In reality, a lot of jobs will more or less say "And anything else we might need you to do" as a general cover since role mandates can be floaty in small orgs and people pick up and learn new things and responsibilities like driftwood over the years. Its not particularly alarming, its just that in Linus's case, we know it'll be abused.
 
I thought they were chucked out of, sorry outgrew, the house because it was a residential property they were using as commercial office space. Which is usually a big no-no.
Really? I swear I remember him standing in the "kitchen" and talking about the reason that set was built and it was AFTER they got the CNC router and showed off their LAN space, window-tv-monitor stuff etc.
 
If I had nothing to lose (and could work in Canada without sponsorship) I'd totally apply for that Infrastructure Administrator role.

Yes Jake, I know you want admin rights to fuck around; but I'm not gonna do that for you, get the boss to sign off on it, so everytime he gets pissy I can tell him this is what he wanted. Oh Hi Linus, this is an amazing warehouse with a lot of amazing industrial machinery, and it's pretty amazing you have most of it inter-connected with wi-fi. Did anyone ever explain to you what interference is and how easily industrial machinery can screw up or completely sink a wi-fi signal? By the way, we need a security door for the server closet, and I'm gonna need you to not hand out keys to everyone. What do you mean no one likes me? That is practically part of the job description. You can either have a functioning network or can be fun.
 
My bet is on the trans issue. Linus saying something pro trans, and realising that not everyone thinks like him.

Yvonne (whom is pretty much the only person with a functioning brain) may be his saving grace. Immigrants are less into the TRA stuff, so she is the only one who could tell him to STFU. But we know how well that works!

She looks like she might be trans, or at least related to Xi Jingping with that face. With a background in pharmacy she has probably been supplying the family and some of the crew with their moonshine grade hormones.

I thought they were chucked out of, sorry outgrew, the house because it was a residential property they were using as commercial office space. Which is usually a big no-no.

Yes he was filming from a house in Langley, illegal basement suite and no business license or bylaw inspection. People and neighbors outed him to city it seems.
 
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"LabVIEW integration", someone there is making Linus spent more than 30k for a single piece of software just to a benchmark, where a simple excel table/chart would do
It should be Python. It's free and easy enough to automate laboratory equipment. I have seen LabView in action, and frankly I wouldn't want to use it. It's not indicative for debugging IMO, but I am sure that is my own ignorance.

If I had nothing to lose (and could work in Canada without sponsorship) I'd totally apply for that Infrastructure Administrator role.
If I had the background, I would apply for one of the technical positions. I would like to think the head of labs; Andy (I think), would be the buffer between the engineering team and Linus. I am sure that is not the case, and Linus will be the shit nigger getting involved where he does not belong. Dude's a cuck.
 
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A TV stand is one of the easiest and most cost effective things to build yourself, especially when you have all the tools like Linus has, it really isn't hard. So of course he spends $2,000 to buy a normie TV stand and tries to rig it up the way he wants, then realizes screen to real world doesn't work out the way he hopes. And he gets pissy at this new guy who I've never seen before. People don't make a habit of putting PCs in entertainment centers, you fucking leaf.
 

A TV stand is one of the easiest and most cost effective things to build yourself, especially when you have all the tools like Linus has, it really isn't hard. So of course he spends $2,000 to buy a normie TV stand and tries to rig it up the way he wants, then realizes screen to real world doesn't work out the way he hopes. And he gets pissy at this new guy who I've never seen before. People don't make a habit of putting PCs in entertainment centers, you fucking leaf.
Half of that video is petulant whining. The other half is absolute stupidity. It is not a normie tv stand. It is an artisan crafted one his wife picked out. So it was picked on looks rather than practical use. It is why they had to cut holes in it and replace the back. To fit anything in it and keep a gaming pc cool in it. You could do a lot better with a lot less money. But i think this was his wife's fuck up.
 
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I have seen LabView in action, and frankly I wouldn't want to use it.
It's a very expensive, old, legacy and shit piece of software that it's only useful in some edge cases because it isn't worth the price for 90% of the places that uses it and LTT is one of them
 
"LabVIEW integration", someone there is making Linus spent more than 30k for a single piece of software just to a benchmark, where a simple excel table/chart would do
Really shows hes some new money idiot who thinks being able to throw around money is the mark of success or capability.

A TV stand is one of the easiest and most cost effective things to build yourself, especially when you have all the tools like Linus has, it really isn't hard. So of course he spends $2,000 to buy a normie TV stand and tries to rig it up the way he wants, then realizes screen to real world doesn't work out the way he hopes. And he gets pissy at this new guy who I've never seen before. People don't make a habit of putting PCs in entertainment centers, you fucking leaf.
A fucking $3000 tv stand? That shit looks no better nor functional than the $400 tv stand I bought off Amazon. Furthermore who the fuck is watching this type of content and finds it enjoyable? How does one of Linus' viewers who will never buy anything like this find usefulness in watching Linus bitch and moan about his $3000 tv stand?

Good to know his wife pisses money away just like he does. Also who the fuck drops $3000 on a fucking tv stand only to fill it with a bunch of consoles and misc electronic shit?
 
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If I had the background, I would apply for one of the technical positions. I would like to think the head of labs; Andy (I think), would be the buffer between the engineering team and Linus. I am sure that is not the case, and Linus will be the shit nigger getting involved where he does not belong. Dude's a cuck.
Is it *really* pozloading my neghole if they're employing you?
 
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