Linus Gabriel Sebastian & Linus Media Group / Linus Tech Tips - Narcissistic corporate shill YouTuber driving his media empire into the ground. KILL COUNT: 2

I'm not used to posting in the Lolcow section, so sorry if anything's off. But, in the latest LTT video, a very dear friend pops up.
For the remainder of the video, he is behind the camera, instructing people on the challenges they have to do.
It's crazy how little effort Anthony puts in. Doesn't even try to put on a voice or dress better, just grows giant moobs, dyes his greasy unwashed mop and wears those terrible glasses whose arms cannot accommodate his ginormous fat head.

The glasses give me real Liz Fong Jones vibes too. It's too bad they aren't rounded the same way
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If I woke up tomorrow in Anthony's body I would literally kill myself. No joke, his life is an absolute hell of his own creation. He should've never left Newfoundland.
 
It's crazy how little effort Anthony puts in. Doesn't even try to put on a voice or dress better, just grows giant moobs, dyes his greasy unwashed mop and wears those terrible glasses whose arms cannot accommodate his ginormous fat head.

The glasses give me real Liz Fong Jones vibes too. It's too bad they aren't rounded the same way
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If I woke up tomorrow in Anthony's body I would literally kill myself. No joke, his life is an absolute hell of his own creation. He should've never left Newfoundland.
Dudes tried but the rope keeps on snapping
 
It's crazy how little effort Anthony puts in. Doesn't even try to put on a voice or dress better, just grows giant moobs, dyes his greasy unwashed mop and wears those terrible glasses whose arms cannot accommodate his ginormous fat head.

The glasses give me real Liz Fong Jones vibes too. It's too bad they aren't rounded the same way
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If I woke up tomorrow in Anthony's body I would literally kill myself. No joke, his life is an absolute hell of his own creation. He should've never left Newfoundland.
You don't need to put in any effort anymore. Transgerism is a social disorder and they do it for clout. Linus probably talked him into it because the mr beast guy; he thought it'd be good for the algorithm.
 
My bleeding-heart vegan aunt "saved" a slaughterhouse pig a number of years ago, but I think death would be have been more humane. Slaughterhouse pigs have been bred to be as fat as possible. Towards the end, he went "fat blind" - where the pig's face fat eventually grows so large that it completely envelops their eyes. What a sad existence.

Always wanted to do that with a chicken. Just because, considering the scale of these operations, it must be the same odds as like, winning the multi-state lottery, consecutive times?
 
Always wanted to do that with a chicken. Just because, considering the scale of these operations, it must be the same odds as like, winning the multi-state lottery, consecutive times?
Off topic, but this reminds me of Leon the Lobster. A guy buys a live lobster from a grocery store and puts it in a salt water aquarium. Surprisingly, Leon has been going strong for a little over a year now.
"Keeping A Grocery Store Lobster As A Pet"
 

-first 25 minutes is talking about Unity's stupid change of fees, nothing major
-30:00 talk about Plex blocking Hetzner servers at the end of this month, talk of piracy
-44:40, it seems Jake from The Labs division was the youngest leader of a political party in Leafland, the Pirate Party. Luke and Linus realize they talked about him years ago. This is him, not the fat moob'd Jake. Linus says he does feel blindsided by it but it wouldn't have changed him being hired.
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-49:15 a question about the status of his Roomba Lawnmower, Linus doesn't use it anymore, says it doesn't save time on the lawn, the lawn was at his old home not his new McMansion. Says the sponsor liked the video though.
-56:00 they do a Wish.com guess what this product is used for, hosted by the WAN show writer Jessica. She wasn't there for the show but waiting for some comedy stuff in Vancouver (sounds like improv class), so if you want to hear generic lesbian talk and dress like normal fat hipster lesbian who looks suspiciously like Pat from SNL, here's your chance. She seems fine, didn't hide behind being a lesbian or trying too hard, she's much more palatable than their gay camera guy David.
-1:29:00 during an ad-read for The Ridge wallet, it is mentioned they sponsored another video they will release soon, the premise being to buy out a Mom and Pop computer store that has a bunch of old tech that no one needs anymore in order to give them a fresh start (Luke says it sounds like a Mr Beast video). So Linus buys all the old compact flash cards, old ink, etc., and also added some games of chance in order to buy things at a discount or pay more. Apparently there was 10,000 rolling on a dice roll that apparently didn't happen because Linus wouldn't be excited about the video. I do wonder if the Mom and Pop store was less a computer store but more like a front for the Chynese mob in Vancouver, which seems much more likely and something I've seen in similar capacity in my travels.
-1:36:00 they announce a new Scrapyard Wars will happen and are gathering sponsors for it, and it will be more refined as opposed to later wars where it felt too easy and gimmicky. "back to basics."
-2:10:30 Linus sucks California's dick for their new right to repair bill, then retracts that after realizing it's actually just nothing and has too many outs for companies like Apple.
-2:24:00 after a question about post-GN destruction video, Linus says 3 of the 9 videos post hiatus were done after their shutdown (the 7800XTX video, the iPhone 15 video, and the Home Sound System video).
-2:31:00 Linus, after talking about how he says LTT is very transparent and even has "what's it like to work at LTT?" videos that he says he's never watched
-2:33:00 talk about someone taking framework components to make their own portable gaming handheld. Link to a video and the guy's channel. Also at 2:36:24, Linus checks Dan on saying gender specific wording about the handheld creator ("nice job man" to which Linus interjects "you assume!"), showing he is willingly being consumed by the Tranthony pronoun beast.
-3:04:20 talk about kids using tech in school, Linus and Luke make the point that Gen Z sucks at typing compared to millennials and typing needs to be mandatory in schools, which I agree with. They mention Gen Z rely too much on auto correct and can't get into a proper flow.
-3:18:40, a question about the "what's it like to work for Linus?" videos, Linus continues to say he never watches them but has watched what was used by others from the videos, like in the GN takedown video. Linus also says because these videos were used against the company in that way "without context," they will not make any new videos like them in the future. Probably the closest he's come to calling out GN so far.
-3:35:45 a question about Linus' new CVO title, in which he admits everyone makes fun of him for the title, including lower rank employees and new hires, which sounds like Linus being a cuck leaf.
 
-3:18:40, a question about the "what's it like to work for Linus?" videos, Linus continues to say he never watches them but has watched what was used by others from the videos, like in the GN takedown video. Linus also says because these videos were used against the company in that way "without context," they will not make any new videos like them in the future. Probably the closest he's come to calling out GN so far.
Maybe if he had watched them he might have seen the train coming down that tunnel
 
What's even more cringe & perplexing to me is when people buy plushies of youtubers.
Like that's a real actual person you have a plushy of, not some anime character. Wtf are you gunna do with that thing?
I'd buy a plushie or pin of Tomar from Oneyplays because uh I kinda look like that.
 
I'd buy a plushie or pin of Tomar from Oneyplays because uh I kinda look like that.
Tomar is on the edge of acceptable because his oneyplays form is more of a mythical creature, especially if emeralds are included.
Like you wouldn't buy a CWC plush. Especially if it had a tiny medallion? Please.
I know better than to bring that evil into my house.
They're not people so it's OK. The Frank plush is a little too short for my liking though.
 
pre-GN takedown video done during LTX, where Linus gets to act like King Nerd


no trannies on camera that I saw, does look like some poly-couple shows up because it's the only woman in the "Lan Party" area, really just a bunch of sad autists doing things they shouldn't invest so much time into in order to get attention from Massa Linus. 15:13 there's even a fag wearing a mask. At the very end Linus tries to upgrade a person's PC without them knowing (they weren't there but their friend was) and it won't boot (they say it was fixed with a BIOS clear later).

The smell......the smell.....
 
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Imagine having to interact with this everyday at your workplace. I imagine all of them trying to fuck with techshrek as much as possible.
Christ I want to vomit. Living in Vancouver Canada really lends itself to being surrounded by faggots. Tranthony, being a prime example, is such as disgusting slob. I was sympathetic when he was initially introduced where he mentioned "issues with 'mental health'" and working on losing weight. However, over the years it is clear he is just another tranny slob autogynephile with a victim complex.

It seems his kink is getting his coworkers to "accept" him publicly, knowing any employee that doesn't keep up the larp would be fired instantly. At first, the coworkers had to look past his morbid obesity, and when that was not enough, he decided to step it up a notch with the degeneracy.

Honestly would love to have a separate thread on Tranthony Young; what a trainwreck of a person.
 

Linus getting absolutely fleeced by some random old guy and his computer shop.
This feels like some seriously manufactured self-flagellation to continue the "good guy Linus" arc by throwing some money at a boomer's local store.
Really cringe how obvious the overpricing is, he pays $50 for a 2002 motherboard and that's on the low end of awful purchases.
 
This feels like some seriously manufactured self-flagellation to continue the "good guy Linus" arc by throwing some money at a boomer's local store.
It doesn't make Linus look like a good guy; it makes him look like a moron who has more money than sense. The only viewers who won't see through this are younger than most of the shit he bought in this video.
 
This feels like some seriously manufactured self-flagellation to continue the "good guy Linus" arc by throwing some money at a boomer's local store.
The MrBeast logo on his t-shirt in the thumbnail didn't give it away?
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He believes that the YouTube algorithm will bless him if he copies what the more successful YouTubers are doing.
He's wrong.

MrBeast used to make videos of himself buying everything in a store (though he's long since moved on) and Linus believes that if he makes videos like Jimmy's he'll get over 150 million views per video as well.

The only thing that "matters" to the algorithm is making good videos that people watch and outdated knock-off MrBeast content isn't very good.

Linus also has zero charisma in comparison to Jimmy and friends:
 
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Linus also has zero charisma in comparison to Jimmy and friends:
It may just be me, but I don't find Beat that charismatic; mainly because what I have seen comes off as rich people tourism with his "I'll give you this money to do X" stuff. The competitions and shit he does are okay, but he still just throws cash around and makes shit up at times and it feels more like I'm watching a rich degenerate.
 
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