🤝 Community Lolitas - 1000% more backstabbing than you'd expect.

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Gdi the first 15 pages of this thread are almost completely cancer. Necroing this thread because I am not in the community but I want some crazy frilly lolitacows please?

Don't necro unless you have content to post.
 
Fatty-chan, Oh Fatty-chan...
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1. Fatty-chan ruins shirring like someone used it as bunjee-cord. And then resells it at full market price and/or without disclosing the damage.
2. Fatty-chan busts seams like a cartoon bodybuilder flexing in a tight t-shirt. And then resells it at full market price and/or without disclosing the damage.
3. Fatty-chan sweats like the pig she is, staining everything even remotely light in tone. And then resells it at full market price and/or without disclosing the damage.
4. Fatty-chan dribbles her canabalistic pork BBQ lunch all over her clothes, staining them. And then resells it at full market price and/or without disclosing the damage.
5. Fatty-chan butchers waist-ties to turn them into panels to expand her dress by multiple sizes. .....Aaaaand then resells it at full market price and/or without disclosing the damage.
6. Fatty-chan is pressuring brands both big and indie to change their entire construction systems to cater to her poor life choices.
7. Fatty-chan's measurements completely warp what the pieces are meant to look like, giving everything she ever wears a bad image.
8. Fatty-chan is trying to make 'one-size' unwearable for the target customer.
9. Fatty-chan is cutting into the number of available normal-sized pieces on the market. (A total of 100 pieces made with a wider range of sizes means fewer small and medium pieces.)
10. Fatty-chan causes subsidized pricing where smaller sizes have to cover the cost of the extra materials, labor and sometimes the flat shipping rates required for plus-sizes. All so Fatty-chan won't yell about discrimination when she has to pay bigger money for a bigger dress.
11. Fatty-chan tries to use tallitas and busty lolitas who have no control over their body shapes as shields for her own poor life choices.
12. Fatty-chan does almost nothing but talk about the sizes of the dresses and cry about a lack of shirring. We get it, Fatty-chan, you're fat. Please shut up.
13. Fatty-chan is upset that the "presentable" lolitas are getting more likes, follows and nice comments than her and you need to know about it and crusade for her over it.
14. Fatty-chan's amorphous, gender-ambiguous shape has inspired an influx of troons to invade a community that's meant to be a safe, modest escape for women and girls.
15. Fatty-chan is fat and I would not have sex with her.

 
Sorry for nercoing, but the Lolita youtuber Lovely Lor just wrote up a YouTube community post novel for... accidentally liking someone’s picture who was at a trump rally?
does it not scream narc that you think someone is gonna break down crying because you liked a photo?
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Sorry for nercoing, but the Lolita youtuber Lovely Lor just wrote up a YouTube community post novel for... accidentally liking someone’s picture who was at a trump rally?
does it not scream narc that you think someone is gonna break down crying because you liked a photo?
The lolita community is by far one of the most steelbound huxboxes of the most hardcore snowflakes who will flip rabid dogshit at anyone who doesn't conform to the groupthink. This includes but is not limited to condemning and cancelling anything and anyone even remotely unliked that isn't officially designated as lolita and/or standard SJWism, being offended at the possibility that their community could be the ones committing offense, and self-flagellation for even a small infraction committed by mistake. The rabid britfags and their cliques who went insane and cancelled Lor and Tyler over a misunderstanding that was 100% the fault of the "deadnamed" tranny don't give a flying fuck that Lor had already apologized to and been forgiven by said tranny, they just want any excuse to chimp out (which I'm sure has only been amplified in the current age of isolation-induced aggression). This is why Lor's cucked post and now Youtube video about liking something deemed unacceptable are actually the "correct" response in her case if she wants to avoid getting cancelled by more of those fickle fans. We're talking about a group of overgrown children who spend tens of thousands of dollars living paycheck-to-paycheck (or in most cases, rich daddy allowances or student loans) for nonstop hoarding of LSD-inspired princess costumes out of boredom and next-level narcissistic vanity and then chimp out when someone who can't read their minds "mistakenly" calls their costumes what they are.

They are such a strange amalgamation of narcissism and subconscious self-awareness that criticizing their beloved trash-fash will often result in them defaulting to the comeback of "omg u liek so totes jelly of muh burando", achieving two things; admitting that being called a lolita is an insult by resorting to claiming you must be one of their numbers in an insulting context, as well as proclaiming that their tastes are so infallible that it's impossible that someone just hates it. Even furfags don't seem to generally default to assuming that their haydurrs are all just other furries jealous of their $5,000 fursuits.
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In short, yes. The apology's context and the entire concept of the community screams narcissism, but the narcissism isn't coming from that doormat of a dogfaced princess-LARPer.

I wonder what would happen to the community if they found out how many lolitas are secretly the evil, yucky, racist, fatphobic transphobes that so many of them pretend they're not when outside of CGL, KF or alt social media accounts. I imagine a Red Scare-style witch hunt would ensue. I honestly believe from my own observations and from second-hand accounts that at least half of them secretly want the brown people, Fatty-chans and/or trannies out of lolita entirely while knowing they have to kowtow the line, be it through picking up a pitchfork or just staying out of the mob's way. Several of them, including many who persecute fellow wrongthinkers when not anonymous, post things on CGL and KF that would get them cancelled hard and fast. I'd feel bad for the non-snowflakes who are just trying to keep their heads down while enjoying their autistic princess-LARP/historical dress-up hobby in a social setting.

Also, you don't need to apologize for necroposting when you're contributing content, which you did; so it's not necroing.
 
The lolita community is by far one of the most steelbound huxboxes of the most hardcore snowflakes who will flip rabid dogshit at anyone who doesn't conform to the groupthink. This includes but is not limited to condemning and cancelling anything and anyone even remotely unliked that isn't officially designated as lolita and/or standard SJWism, being offended at the possibility that their community could be the ones committing offense, and self-flagellation for even a small infraction committed by mistake. The rabid britfags and their cliques who went insane and cancelled Lor and Tyler over a misunderstanding that was 100% the fault of the "deadnamed" tranny don't give a flying fuck that Lor had already apologized to and been forgiven by said tranny, they just want any excuse to chimp out (which I'm sure has only been amplified in the current age of isolation-induced aggression). This is why Lor's cucked post and now Youtube video about liking something deemed unacceptable are actually the "correct" response in her case if she wants to avoid getting cancelled by more of those fickle fans. We're talking about a group of overgrown children who spend tens of thousands of dollars living paycheck-to-paycheck (or in most cases, rich daddy allowances or student loans) for nonstop hoarding of LSD-inspired princess costumes out of boredom and next-level narcissistic vanity and then chimp out when someone who can't read their minds "mistakenly" calls their costumes what they are.

They are such a strange amalgamation of narcissism and subconscious self-awareness that criticizing their beloved trash-fash will often result in them defaulting to the comeback of "omg u liek so totes jelly of muh burando", achieving two things; admitting that being called a lolita is an insult by resorting to claiming you must be one of their numbers in an insulting context, as well as proclaiming that their tastes are so infallible that it's impossible that someone just hates it. Even furfags don't seem to generally default to assuming that their haydurrs are all just other furries jealous of their $5,000 fursuits.

In short, yes. The apology's context and the entire concept of the community screams narcissism, but the narcissism isn't coming from that doormat of a dogfaced princess-LARPer.

I wonder what would happen to the community if they found out how many lolitas are secretly the evil, yucky, racist, fatphobic transphobes that so many of them pretend they're not when outside of CGL, KF or alt social media accounts. I imagine a Red Scare-style witch hunt would ensue. I honestly believe from my own observations and from second-hand accounts that at least half of them secretly want the brown people, Fatty-chans and/or trannies out of lolita entirely while knowing they have to kowtow the line, be it through picking up a pitchfork or just staying out of the mob's way. Several of them, including many who persecute fellow wrongthinkers when not anonymous, post things on CGL and KF that would get them cancelled hard and fast. I'd feel bad for the non-snowflakes who are just trying to keep their heads down while enjoying their autistic princess-LARP/historical dress-up hobby in a social setting.

Also, you don't need to apologize for necroposting when you're contributing content, which you did; so it's not necroing.
I’m not personally a Lolita, but I binged Lor’s content during a quarantine boredom, she seems alright, but she has a bad case of SJW voice (that soft spoken way where you mean to sound understanding but you really sound like a condescending teacher). I suspect having to apologize for liking a picture on accident would redpill anyone, but not Lor, who has since made a 20 minute video on it. God bless.
 
Sorry for nercoing, but the Lolita youtuber Lovely Lor just wrote up a YouTube community post novel for... accidentally liking someone’s picture who was at a trump rally?
does it not scream narc that you think someone is gonna break down crying because you liked a photo?
I remember when, maybe 5-6 years ago lolitas were outspoken shitlords who openly condemned muslim women for trying to pull off Hijabs with Sweet.
Hilarious to see how far they've fallen.
Identifying as a Lifestyler should qualify as automatic lolcow status.
 
The lolita community is by far one of the most steelbound huxboxes of the most hardcore snowflakes who will flip rabid dogshit at anyone who doesn't conform to the groupthink. This includes but is not limited to condemning and cancelling anything and anyone even remotely unliked that isn't officially designated as lolita and/or standard SJWism, being offended at the possibility that their community could be the ones committing offense, and self-flagellation for even a small infraction committed by mistake. The rabid britfags and their cliques who went insane and cancelled Lor and Tyler over a misunderstanding that was 100% the fault of the "deadnamed" tranny don't give a flying fuck that Lor had already apologized to and been forgiven by said tranny, they just want any excuse to chimp out (which I'm sure has only been amplified in the current age of isolation-induced aggression). This is why Lor's cucked post and now Youtube video about liking something deemed unacceptable are actually the "correct" response in her case if she wants to avoid getting cancelled by more of those fickle fans. We're talking about a group of overgrown children who spend tens of thousands of dollars living paycheck-to-paycheck (or in most cases, rich daddy allowances or student loans) for nonstop hoarding of LSD-inspired princess costumes out of boredom and next-level narcissistic vanity and then chimp out when someone who can't read their minds "mistakenly" calls their costumes what they are.

They are such a strange amalgamation of narcissism and subconscious self-awareness that criticizing their beloved trash-fash will often result in them defaulting to the comeback of "omg u liek so totes jelly of muh burando", achieving two things; admitting that being called a lolita is an insult by resorting to claiming you must be one of their numbers in an insulting context, as well as proclaiming that their tastes are so infallible that it's impossible that someone just hates it. Even furfags don't seem to generally default to assuming that their haydurrs are all just other furries jealous of their $5,000 fursuits.

In short, yes. The apology's context and the entire concept of the community screams narcissism, but the narcissism isn't coming from that doormat of a dogfaced princess-LARPer.

I wonder what would happen to the community if they found out how many lolitas are secretly the evil, yucky, racist, fatphobic transphobes that so many of them pretend they're not when outside of CGL, KF or alt social media accounts. I imagine a Red Scare-style witch hunt would ensue. I honestly believe from my own observations and from second-hand accounts that at least half of them secretly want the brown people, Fatty-chans and/or trannies out of lolita entirely while knowing they have to kowtow the line, be it through picking up a pitchfork or just staying out of the mob's way. Several of them, including many who persecute fellow wrongthinkers when not anonymous, post things on CGL and KF that would get them cancelled hard and fast. I'd feel bad for the non-snowflakes who are just trying to keep their heads down while enjoying their autistic princess-LARP/historical dress-up hobby in a social setting.

Also, you don't need to apologize for necroposting when you're contributing content, which you did; so it's not necroing.
I love your posts. Please don't stop.
 
I’m not personally a Lolita, but I binged Lor’s content during a quarantine boredom, she seems alright, but she has a bad case of SJW voice (that soft spoken way where you mean to sound understanding but you really sound like a condescending teacher). I suspect having to apologize for liking a picture on accident would redpill anyone, but not Lor, who has since made a 20 minute video on it. God bless.
Lor is an odd character, isn't she? As you said, she's got a type of soft-spoken voice that seems forced, and thus insincere on a level that's comical to anyone lacking even slightly in the autism department. She constantly looks and sounds as though she's struggling not to cry, she forces it so hard. Most of the few times she's ever sounded like a real person to me in the 20-ish videos of hers I've seen is when she's angry and trying to hide how mad she is, funny enough. Like the April Fool's crossover video about a fictional hamster otherkin, especially when she's telling the otherkin to please not join lolita at 5:14. Another example is her video about lolita not being public property, which was surprisingly good for the most part, where she seemed to try to hide her real frustrations at others with awkward laughter. Her various emotional displays in her G-Anime Part 2 video often came across to me as disingenuous at best, like she was trying her best to sound angry, guilty or sad for social points.

Lor appears to have some pretty sad reasons for being into lolita in the first place. She seems like one of those people who will join whatever group will net her the most social acceptance and attention with flashy clothes as a bonus, hopping between mall-goth and sweet lolita the way Tyler does. The fake presentation of personality, half-ton of cartoonish makeup, eye-assaulting outfits and SJW servitude all scream desperation to escape who she really is; so she'd definitely have trooned-out if she were a man IMO. I admittedly feel pretty bad for her because of the type of face that she ended up with, but her efforts to compensate for it with gaudy clothes and 'transformation makeup' are backfiring pretty hard in a similar way as seeing a tiny man climbing up into a massive truck.

Who even knows what she's really like as a person? She's probably a chameleon who's terrified of being 'spotted'. Similarly to her makeup, her fake presentation of herself draws attention to the fact that it's a desperate cover. But unlike the makeup, I can't help but wonder what the hell it is about her that she thinks is so awful that she needs to spend so much energy revolving her public life and obviously much of her private life around trying to cover it up. Maybe she's one of many fake SJW lolitas who secretly participates in the evil wrongthink on 4chan and/or here on the Farms. I wish that pool of weirdos in particular would just splinter apart into factions already. If the furries could do it, I think that a bunch of salty, self-appointed princesses can manage to overcome their womanly fear of going against the groupthink to form a more meaningful community for themselves where they don't have to constantly act fake. But maybe not.
 
Nothing against Lor but her behavior is strange. She doesn't strike me as a typical youtube narcissist. The over the top apologies for nothing, the bad makeup (she used to do her makeup well and it gets worse everytime, so it's not like she doesn't know how to do it) and the clown thing make me wonder if she likes making herself a target?
 
Nothing against Lor but her behavior is strange. She doesn't strike me as a typical youtube narcissist. The over the top apologies for nothing, the bad makeup (she used to do her makeup well and it gets worse everytime, so it's not like she doesn't know how to do it) and the clown thing make me wonder if she likes making herself a target?
She could honestly have some kind of desire for submissive humiliation, but I'm leaning towards her just being an attention-addicted weirdo who needs to keep upping doses of her drug of choice at increasingly steep costs to her own stability. Either way, I agree with you that she seems to be making a deliberate effort to get more and more attention. She might also just be tripping deeper than she meant to into her own crazy-hole on multiple the fronts of eccentric aesthetics and SJWism, but it's hard to tell when someone puts up a front that's so incredibly fake on multiple levels. Whatever her reasons are for the behavior you described, they can't be good ones.

As an aside, fucking LOL at the Deviant Art Candy Land OC LARPers who are clueless enough to be embarrassed by Lor's weirdo clown shit while they themselves wear piles of plushies, fake candy and animal ears while dying on the "it's not a costume" hill.
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She could honestly have some kind of desire for submissive humiliation, but I'm leaning towards her just being an attention-addicted weirdo who needs to keep upping doses of her drug of choice at increasingly steep costs to her own stability. Either way, I agree with you that she seems to be making a deliberate effort to get more and more attention. She might also just be tripping deeper than she meant to into her own crazy-hole on multiple the fronts of eccentric aesthetics and SJWism, but it's hard to tell when someone puts up a front that's so incredibly fake on multiple levels. Whatever her reasons are for the behavior you described, they can't be good ones.

As an aside, fucking LOL at the Deviant Art Candy Land OC LARPers who are clueless enough to be embarrassed by Lor's weirdo clown shit while they themselves wear piles of plushies, fake candy and animal ears while dying on the "it's not a costume" hill.
She's the only lolita YTer I'm familiar with. She has such an unpleasant face, voice, style, personality and just about everything else. Only positive trait she has is she's not a fatty-chan. She vocal fries and talks in a very fake-sounding way that also sounds masculine which clashes with her style and acts very smug. She seems like she may be the type who has enough sanity to criticize when SJWs in her community do something outright absurd but that's an extremely low bar and doesn't make her smart, edgy or unique for pointing out.
I was really into lolita fashion about 11 yrs ago. I was a teen and I really admired the fashion but never bought lolita clothes because my family was working class but the one personal lolita blog I read was an Australian woman in her 20s who lived off of disability benefits as her only income and spent it all on dress and then got her boyfriend to pay for stuff she actually needs like food, utilities etc. and I think lived in public housing and or with her bf. She called people who called lolita fashion pedophilic radical feminists but also said her boyfriend is into it and finds it sexy???
I think it was a blogspot blog. It's amazing to me I remember that from so many yrs ago and she is who I think of when I think of lolitas. I'm glad I never wasted my money on high maintenance fashion like lolita. I still admire the look but its funny to me lolita-fags still claim its "Japanese streetwear" and deny any connection to costume.
 
The lolita community is by far one of the most steelbound huxboxes of the most hardcore snowflakes who will flip rabid dogshit at anyone who doesn't conform to the groupthink. This includes but is not limited to condemning and cancelling anything and anyone even remotely unliked that isn't officially designated as lolita and/or standard SJWism, being offended at the possibility that their community could be the ones committing offense, and self-flagellation for even a small infraction committed by mistake. The rabid britfags and their cliques who went insane and cancelled Lor and Tyler over a misunderstanding that was 100% the fault of the "deadnamed" tranny don't give a flying fuck that Lor had already apologized to and been forgiven by said tranny, they just want any excuse to chimp out (which I'm sure has only been amplified in the current age of isolation-induced aggression). This is why Lor's cucked post and now Youtube video about liking something deemed unacceptable are actually the "correct" response in her case if she wants to avoid getting cancelled by more of those fickle fans. We're talking about a group of overgrown children who spend tens of thousands of dollars living paycheck-to-paycheck (or in most cases, rich daddy allowances or student loans) for nonstop hoarding of LSD-inspired princess costumes out of boredom and next-level narcissistic vanity and then chimp out when someone who can't read their minds "mistakenly" calls their costumes what they are.

They are such a strange amalgamation of narcissism and subconscious self-awareness that criticizing their beloved trash-fash will often result in them defaulting to the comeback of "omg u liek so totes jelly of muh burando", achieving two things; admitting that being called a lolita is an insult by resorting to claiming you must be one of their numbers in an insulting context, as well as proclaiming that their tastes are so infallible that it's impossible that someone just hates it. Even furfags don't seem to generally default to assuming that their haydurrs are all just other furries jealous of their $5,000 fursuits.

In short, yes. The apology's context and the entire concept of the community screams narcissism, but the narcissism isn't coming from that doormat of a dogfaced princess-LARPer.

I wonder what would happen to the community if they found out how many lolitas are secretly the evil, yucky, racist, fatphobic transphobes that so many of them pretend they're not when outside of CGL, KF or alt social media accounts. I imagine a Red Scare-style witch hunt would ensue. I honestly believe from my own observations and from second-hand accounts that at least half of them secretly want the brown people, Fatty-chans and/or trannies out of lolita entirely while knowing they have to kowtow the line, be it through picking up a pitchfork or just staying out of the mob's way. Several of them, including many who persecute fellow wrongthinkers when not anonymous, post things on CGL and KF that would get them cancelled hard and fast. I'd feel bad for the non-snowflakes who are just trying to keep their heads down while enjoying their autistic princess-LARP/historical dress-up hobby in a social setting.

Also, you don't need to apologize for necroposting when you're contributing content which you did; so it's not necroing.
Breaking news: grown women dressing like frilly little girls every day have trouble acting mature about things.
 
You reap what you sow, you made your bed, shovel your own shit, etc etc etc... SJWs know what they built their communities to become and it's never not hilarious when the mob they shored up turns on them, but it's often simultaneously frustrating. Lor and Tyler would be so much better off if they just began the movement to splinter off a faction of non-SJW lolitas, knowing full well how probably more than half of them are just putting up with trannies and the like just to avoid being ostracized. It doesn't even need to be a right-wing category, just the kind where people can be fucking honest for a change. But of course they won't, because it's a goddamn cult that promises them the attention they crave. This is also the same dumb bitch who defended cam whores by stating in no uncertain terms that she equates having tits with exposing them on the internet for money, because apparently according to her, all women are indeed whores.

(The site is not uploading my archives of the video regardless of resolution; my apologies.)
  • The levels of hypocrisy and lack of self awareness starting at about 12 minutes in are staggering, even for an assblasted snowflake. Hearing someone like Tyler admonishing others for being offended at everything just because they want to be is like hearing a baker admonishing another for their cake not rising after said baker began going on a crusade against leavening agents and eggs.
  • 18:44 Tyler makes a chuckle-worthy fat joke. Prepare for imminent Fatty-chan outrage.
  • 18:54 Tyler is shocked that other SJWs similar to herself are racist as fuck against white people and try to silence the entire racial demographic in fits of hypocrisy. Then she proceeds to go down the checklist of not understanding anything that actually happened during Trump's reign in favor of outrage-manufactured Twitter lies.
  • 22:31 According to retarded noggs, doing the Harlem Shake, a meme created by an Asian man known as Filthy Frank set to a Latino man's song clip, is black culture appropriation and Lor must beg forgiveness for it. Also, prison culture = black culture, FUCKING LOL. Tyler mentions why that line of thinking is fucked up and that the Slavs were squatting on the internet long before Tyrone and his bitch posted their gay wedding photos during their allotted internet time after chow.
  • 26:44 Similarly to insane feminists proclaiming that women cannot consent to naughty penis-touching like we're all children, a bunch of raging noggs have decided that black people are not capable of consenting to getting a signal-boost from a white e-celeb. Fitting, after the anti-white outrage over the Japanese chicks in that Avril Lavigne music video coming from the same side of the political spectrum.
  • 35:28 Tyler continues to be amazed that her kind react to an apology the way a shark swarm reacts to blood in the ocean.
  • 37:18 Only Tyler is allowed to do what she does and shame on anyone who's trying to do it to someone she likes. She's going to explain to us why the tawksik culture that her and her ilk have created is bad, but only when it's used against her and her friends. She legitimately breaks down why the leftist cult is abusive while being completely fucking unaware that she's just another part of it and that the lolita community is mind-numbingly rife with it.
  • 41:00 Tyler explains that Lor is a retard with another heart where her missing brain should be, making her a vulnerable target for the predatory left. She breaks down how fucking unreasonable and horrible the left is while continuing to be one of their numbers while I wish I could reach through my screen, shake the pompoms out of her DDLG pigtails and explain that not every anti-SJW is of the alt-right and she can absolutely move on if she has the backbone.
This whole fucking shitshow has been one giant example in one tiny subculture about why you should never capitulate or apologize to these brainlets, much less take part in their shit. Smell what you've been shitting out, honey. You were right when you said it will only get worse with those insufferable people, especially while you stay with them.

As an aside, she's wearing a distinct lack of baby toys and piles of pastel garbage this time around. I wonder if senpai noticed my post of her embarrassing bunny ears and got a wake-up call. :optimistic:

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Tyler facetiously calling lor kawaii mussolini got a good chuckle out of me. this was a pretty standard leftie denouncing cancel culture video, but she at least gets extra points for rightfully criticizing lor for validating these retards in the first place. too bad she will never take the next step towards self awareness.
 
I’m not fond of Trump, but if a supporter has good make-up, then they have good make-up. Not everything has to be political. And really, it’s possible to like some things about someone without agreeing with everything else.
This is exactly what I'm talking about. People on the extreme left play that retarded cancel game all the time with no mental capacity to separate an artist from their art. Anyone outside the far-left is perfectly capable of having just about any combination of left-leaning values or opinions without the baggage of the package deal that comes with the cult membership. It's okay to hate Trump and hate troons, for example. It's okay to think ShoeOnHead is an embarrassing whore while enjoying her review of The Brave Little Toaster. Fuck, I hatewatch Tyler's retarded politically-driven and boring recent content while still being able to unironically enjoy her genuinely good points and jokes. Why the hell is it so hard for the lolita crowd especially to get any kind of grasp on this? Is it because their interest group is smaller and more niche than furries to the point where splitting their group in half won't provide the socmed numbers they want? Their insular inability to take shit from another group similar or larger in size and with similar tastes as their own? It must be a combination of those things and more, but amplified by the fact that it's a community made mostly of women, making them easier to control with the threat of villainization. Furries are one of the most horrible groups I can think of, but at least a fair chunk of them have some basic fucking integrity.
 
It's honestly amazing to hear a self-aware message about appreciating what you have and not wanting more more more from a lolita of all people, but maybe it's just some kind of positivity gambit.
I hope she means it, because it's a sentiment that really needs to start making the rounds among most people these days in first-world countries, lolitas more than anyone else I can think of. It feels great when that nugget about "the key to happiness is to want what you have" comes true.

Lor apparently started to gain some self-awareness about dressing like a toddler while in her early twenties, but that sadly didn't last, much less go any further. I guess toning it down even a little bit defeats the purpose of why most people get into it in the first place.
 
And she's straight back to the plastic baby toys while covering herself in animal ears, elementary school sewing projects and misplaced bows.

  • I'm so burando-elite that this is the first non-burando dress I've ever bought new. Please don't notice how hard I'm bragging about how much disposable income I have thanks to my family, my totally legit boyfriend and Patreon.
  • I suddenly care that buying "local" is good, but only because I think it's more convenient.
  • Let's smugly negg on this all-new indie brand for getting slowed down by a global emergency for a minute real quick here. God, I love being right, even when it means having to wait longer to get my overpriced toddler dresses.
  • All it takes to inspire true awe in my soul is an unoriginal smattering of cliched candy chalk hearts and gummy bears with anime faces.
  • I'm so distinguished and enlightened about my ABDL costumes that I was unimpressed by an AP all-over repeating bedsheet print. Are you impressed yet?
  • Plastic synthetic fabrics are luxurious and amazing, especially when they layer multiple styles of cheap, synthetic fabrics together. Truly mind-blowing.
  • Maybe if I keep complaining that big burando AP's quality has been going down the shitter for a long time, they'll get better? I hope so, because I can't be counted on to vote with my wallet while I excitedly consoom whatever overpriced trash AP keeps dumping out.
  • I'm so amazed that "American" products have more effort and quality put into them than average admittedly-Asian products. But you'll never hear me speak against outsourcing.
  • Liek OMG can u believe this 100% synthetic, grocery store capsule machine quality garbage necklace for toddlers only cost $15!? I normally pay at least $75 for burando plastic! And the hairclips are only $20!!1!
  • I'm going to demonstrate that after over a decade of changing into and out of this crap that I still have no idea how taking off a dress works.
  • I may or may not start using my new favorite undergarment as an actual outer skirt because I went over a decade without discovering one of the most basic pieces for my obsessed fashion.
  • WOOOAH the manufacturer put their brand name on a tag sewn into the dress like every other dress I've ever seen in my life!
  • Plastic heart buttons make me feel all fancy.
  • HOLY FUCKING ASSBANANAS look at how much longer you can make the straps on this product totally-not-made-by-Chinese that's aimed at taller, fatter Americans!!!
  • If this bodice weren't so stretchy, I'd have just completely ripped its seams out because I still don't know how to put one of these dresses on.
  • Look at this size chart's notes and try to ignore the suspicious traces of Ingrish that may or may not be the work of undercover Chinese manufacturers.
  • I'm not going to say what size I ordered or what measurements I have for this review, no matter how important sizing experiences are. All you need to know is that it's "comfy" and it fits. Fuck you if you need to know if you should buy a size up.
  • My dress just got sarcastically complemented by my non-fiancee boyfriend of 11 years who sleeps in his own separate bedroom, but at least he made a pop culture reference that I like.
  • I'm so touched that a souless company who wants my customer loyalty and social media promotion would send me "free" cheap, shitty plastic rings with my $200+ purchase.
  • My entire pastel toddler aesthetic is false advertising because I'm an overly-aggressive third-wave feminist who likes to act like an over-monied, Starbucks-thirsty, white gorl idea of strong and independent. Please continue to be entertained by how much I threaten to stab my pet cuck.
  • Let me tell you about this currently misappropriated lolita term that was originally used to describe how I currently dress. The best part is that this ita dress says "NO MORE ITA" right on it, so it totally isn't ita.
  • Holy motherfucking shit, a custom made-to-order dress that I can choose what color the cheap Chinese ribbon will be? Why won't AP do that? Don't they know we're too lazy and stupid to swap the unattached ribbons out ourselves!?
  • This fashion has become so low-effort and shitty that I'm impressed by a standard lace trim.
  • Have I mentioned how much I love the sizing and fit of this dress but won't give you any information that might actually help you choose your size?
  • Anyone who doesn't put my name on things I buy hates me and wishes I would fuck off and die. It's heartbreaking to live as a narcissist.
  • I'm somehow more concerned that I'm mismatching bunny ears with gummy bears than I am with the fact that I'm wearing fucking bunny ears and gummy bears as a 30 year old unmarried woman with a pet piggy bank/manslave filming me wearing this shit at 2am to put it on the internet.
  • "My brain cells are not exactly at the table right now", as if you didn't already know that. Please just give me your money so I can keep LARPing as a spoiled princess while complaining that the capitalism feeding my consooming, the country that affords me this lifestyle and the white people who invented everything I love are evil and yucky.
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In conclusion on the review's actual subject, this $175 dress claiming to offer custom sizing, length and ribbon color options with sizing notes in Ingrish, insanely long shipping time, cheap little "free gifts" and suspiciously TaoBao-style release screams 'Chinese seller appealing to China-boycotters who can't be fucked to look very closely.' Bonus: this brand is also launching really awful-looking bags with concept art and photos that look 1,000% like a TaoBao listing, but they're using Kickstarter ($10,823 of the $5,000 goal). Who knows, maybe it is American and they're copying China's style as hard as they can. The dress and its accessories are even more infantalizing than most of her hoard, especially that mega short bodice that's designed to obscure the female form in a way that's actually designed for girls under 10. If I had a gun to my head and had to pick an ABDL print dress to wear, I can at least agree with her that I'd pick something with a border-style print like this gummy bear monstrosity before I'd touch a bedsheet print like the one she dissed in the video.

Visibly plastic "jewelry" is already possibly the most tacky, childish, cheap-looking thing on the planet, but putting a plastic pendant on a plastic chain just dialed it up from a 10 to a 34. The hair clips look like completely generic bows with a thing glued in the middle, in this case a plastic generic chalk heart candy. The rings don't even match the necklace, hair clips or the dress.

cheap shitty plastic dress: $175
cheap shitty plastic necklace: $15
cheap shitty plastic barrettes: $20
cheap shitty plastic rings: "free"
shipping: conveniently left out
 

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