Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

Have we seen this shot of Lori? If so, I present this pic for your late ratings:
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ETA: photo credits to Raymond Jesse Shluter. Taken at Anime Banzai, October 2018
I know that it's just the camera angle giving her the look of short legs, but my god, this just highlights the rest of her unfortunate body. It's been said before in this thread, but her face really defies the young waifu look that she pushes so hard with her filters.

Her ass is just as flat as her chest.
 
It occurred to me that she may have un-tagged photos she didn’t want shown, so I sifted through some old albums. There’s also this view of her missing tooth:

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Also this little masterpiece (the first art of Lori’s that I believe isn’t traced), with a spot of Lori’s famous charm. What a delight she is!
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There were some others, but I’m less sure that they’re new to us. Some close-ups from her botanical garden photo shoots that prove what we already know about her makeup skills and pores, and a few pics of her in the white 02 suit (from the same Con as the red one I posted) where she looks similarly dumpy.
 
It occurred to me that she may have un-tagged photos she didn’t want shown, so I sifted through some old albums. There’s also this view of her missing tooth:

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Also this little masterpiece (the first art of Lori’s that I believe isn’t traced), with a spot of Lori’s famous charm. What a delight she is!
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There were some others, but I’m less sure that they’re new to us. Some close-ups from her botanical garden photo shoots that prove what we already know about her makeup skills and pores, and a few pics of her in the white 02 suit (from the same Con as the red one I posted) where she looks similarly dumpy.
Oh Lori, Lori, Lori, you never fail to be a horrible, wretched petty person that's jealous of others that have even a spec of happiness in their lives because you squandered yours. Cope and seethe you hideous old hag, no one wants you except for Kev the Kuck who you're now stuck with for life.
 
Have we seen this shot of Lori? If so, I present this pic for your late ratings:
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ETA: photo credits to Raymond Jesse Shluter. Taken at Anime Banzai, October 2018
You inspired me to have a look on FB because sometimes there are "new" pics to be seen. I did find one video of Lori as Zero Two posing on a motorcycle for a few seconds:

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I also found these desperately sad posts from Lori pretending that she looks like several anime girls:

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And trying to sell her creepy OF to desperate men in these anime groups:
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Lori seems a little defensive to me today…

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So yeah, that’s how Lori thinks everyone lives. Also, I think we may have hurt her feelings when we pointed out how she’s shaped like a kidney bean, not underage cartoon characters.

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Note that this is her edit - I did not zoom in here. She specifically wants you to compare her Lego hand to this drawing of a character who is 15.
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Her bangs remind me of old women who still have the same big hair from decades ago yet it looks like shit now because they get worse at it after so long. But there are nice older ladies who simply like the style they've always had, Lori's screaming to keep this physical proof of her youth. Stagnant.
My personal tinfoil is that she’s beyond attached to the bangs now because the loli anime girl almost certainly has forehead wrinkles she wants to hide.

She does that raised eyebrows wide eyed expression all the time but her bangs cover what’s happening on her forehead.
 
Kevin has put out a very informative video about laser flips.
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I gotta say, I love it.
Many great scenes.
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Flawless editing.
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Excellent composition.
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Thank you Kevin. It's a masterpiece.

Goddamn, I don't like age shaming, but Kevin looks fucking haggard in this vid. You better invest invest in some skin care with the allowance your slave owner gives you, Kev!
 
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