Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

HIVidaBoheme said:
Kev-kev has kept up with the thread, he listened to the kiwi mentioning free tutorials earlier so he will put out tutorials for free but about skating.

Now about his thinning hairline and gross root upkeep? Here is his answer:

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Pusheen beanie hat, maybe stop stealing Lori's stuff if you want to fit in with your younger skater buddies lol
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He is looking quite large in these pics. Bald AND fat, no longer a sexy anime guy. SAD!

Stop pimping out your girlfriend and dump her already Kevin, she hates you:


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Swamp Hag said:
He is looking quite large in these pics. Bald AND fat, no longer a sexy anime guy. SAD!

Stop pimping out your girlfriend and dump her already Kevin, she hates you:


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He can see it now, hi Kev!

Seriously though, I know a relationship happens behind closed doors but what has he done to ruin her chance at living her dream, the guy pathetically shilled for her on every Subreddit imaginable.
 
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Swamp Hag said:
He is looking quite large in these pics. Bald AND fat, no longer a sexy anime guy. SAD!

Stop pimping out your girlfriend and dump her already Kevin, she hates you:


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I’m going to assume this was just posted recently which just…lol, Lori.

Kevin did absolutely nothing to ruin living your “dream” (because he does nothing himself to be honest). You psychologically and physically abused him and turned him into a shell that follows you around and chimps out. And you were on a downward spiral even before you met him, with a trail of abusing people that now spans decades.

The more I think about my previous post, the more MATI I become. If Kevin comes out and admits the abuse and lies that Lori has perpetuated against him and he leaves her for good, honestly I would root for him to get better. I know everyone believes Kevin is a lost cause but I totally believe he acts the way he does in part due to the abuse Lori constantly subjects him to, and he is so sick in the head that he doubles down on his sunk cost fallacy and stockholm syndrome for her. The way he acts is equal parts infuriating, hilarious, and sad. He is in so deep that he sees this relationship as good, when not only does she consistently block and remove him from her life, but rarely, it ever, posts about him. She does not care one bit about him even when he obviously simps for her. He is dirt under her shoe. People who never met Kevin may not even know he exists because she doesn’t even talk about having a boyfriend (sorry, are they engaged? who cares) to begin with. Kevin is responsible for how he acts at the end of the day but the poor bastard needs to get away from her STAT.

This post is a cry for her to get away so she can have someone rich become her next lapdog. She has sucked all the life force out of Kevin and he is now a husk for her to throw away. Kevin has become a cow because of her, so it’s rich for her to imply he has screwed her life over.
 
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I know there are former friends of Kevin reading here and sorry about your bro but genuinely think he’s past the point of return now.

He did a pretty good job of acting like a sperg and burning all his bridges in the cosplay community to the point where he had to jump hobbies (sneakers then skating) to find people who are willing to interact with him.

I do feel bad because having to cater to a shrieking harpy woman child like Lori is a sad fate, but he’s accepted his fate and is a more active cow than Lori nowadays.
She seems to bring out the worst in his character, imagine that.
 
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Visible Belly Outline said:
I know there are former friends of Kevin reading here and sorry about your bro but genuinely think he’s past the point of return now.

He did a pretty good job of acting like a sperg and burning all his bridges in the cosplay community to the point where he had to jump hobbies (sneakers then skating) to find people who are willing to interact with him.

I do feel bad because having to cater to a shrieking harpy woman child like Lori is a sad fate, but he’s accepted his fate and is a more active cow than Lori nowadays.
She seems to bring out the worst in his character, imagine that.
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Pure speculation, but it seems like Kev gained some weight around the time he and Lori lived with his parents. This was a few years ago, when Kev was in his early 20’s, and was after the leg-cutting-incident. A person’s early 20s is when many mental disorders really manifest. Most mood stabilizing drugs cause weight gain - it’s a big issue with treatment compliance. I’ve always wondered if Kev’s parents put him on, and then he stopped (due to vanity), the meds he needs to function normally. It would help explain the huge disjoint between the Kevin his friends remember and what we see now.

But it’s probably just me trying to find reason in the unreasonable. Kev’s established himself as a cow, and what cow is there that doesn’t have a whole brew of undiagnosed mental quirks?
 
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sconosciuta said:
Pure speculation, but it seems like Kev gained some weight around the time he and Lori lived with his parents. This was a few years ago, when Kev was in his early 20’s, and was after the leg-cutting-incident. A person’s early 20s is when many mental disorders really manifest. Most mood stabilizing drugs cause weight gain - it’s a big issue with treatment compliance. I’ve always wondered if Kev’s parents put him on, and then he stopped (due to vanity), the meds he needs to function normally. It would help explain the huge disjoint between the Kevin his friends remember and what we see now.

But it’s probably just me trying to find reason in the unreasonable. Kev’s established himself as a cow, and what cow is there that doesn’t have a whole brew of undiagnosed mental quirks?
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This is interesting, I feel like it could really be true. There's always been something off about Kevin to me. Sure Lori is dumb, a user, an asshole etc but Kevin is really unhinged.

There's no reports of Lori having violent relationships in the past, she just uses people for money and then is neglectful or demanding and cheats on them. However with Kevin, there's the leg cutting, her claiming he raped her, the posts Kevin makes where he says they've broken each others belongings, etc.

Kevin's also gone on the other farms and called everyone fat haters multiple times, and replies directly to everyone's posts here and other farms about how much of a sped he is.
 
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sconosciuta said:
Have we seen this shot of Lori? If so, I present this pic for your late ratings:
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I don’t think I’ve seen this one before, and it also seems to be the second suit that was cheaper and made out of that stretch material instead of the objectively better but peed on first suit.

And those shoes. Never seen those shoes on her before but somehow I hate them more than the weird sandal boot combo she had going on before.

This is the only picture I’ve seen where her feet don’t look like flippers though so kudos to the angle on that one, they look almost like normal human sized feet.
 
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Looking old as hell, and it's an old picture.
Normal unbleached hair and less makeup would help. Go back to your crunchy phase, grandma. The long skirts will help hide your butt.
Kevin doesnt have to come, since he's balding and therefore abusive lmao
 
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