Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Scrotee Kalra]

You are allowed to shame people who decide to make themselves a product.

Exactly. He puts himself out there just like Lori does, it's to be expected that they will be criticized, for better or for worse.

Kev needs to shave often because the neckbeard stubble doesn't match the animu hair and makes his face look fat. To bring up the video, there's no excuse why he needs to add annotation to say he forgot something when he could just rerecord things, make a script of what he wants to explain, and then follow through. This is just a low effort attempt to make a video and he deserves to be roasted.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Goddamn, I don't like age shaming, but Kevin looks fucking haggard in this vid. You better invest invest in some skin care with the allowance your slave owner gives you, Kev!

It's okay to age shame when their entire personality revolves around trying to convince everyone they're young. Let's not forget when Kevin and Lori tried telling people they don't edit their photos.

 

[nekrataal]

If these two acted their age and stopped larping as people under twenty would it be fucked up if they tried being adults and had kids or what

That’d imply they’d be having sex, which we both know isn’t happening.

 

[Ramona]

Kevin has been Lorena's thrall for so long that he is picking up her cringe over the top animu attempts at human body language. He's a living mirror.
That's why she hates him lmfao.

 

[Blanche]

If Kev is a good enough boy maybe Lorena will let him hover hand her thigh for Instagram.

Actually, has she been posting more about how she desperately needs help?

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

Goddamn, I don't like age shaming, but Kevin looks fucking haggard in this vid. You better invest invest in some skin care with the allowance your slave owner gives you, Kev!

I agree that calling people old is usually a very low blow insult, but it really applies to them. They both act and live their lives like they're 19 and it only serves to point out that they're grown ass adults doing this shit. Playing dress up all day and going to the skate park lol. Did they both have stunted childhoods or something?

 

[Fistf#cker2020]

Holy yikes. She’s giving off demon Kelly vibes.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

Holy yikes. She’s giving off demon Kelly vibes.

The withered hands with the talons aren't helping her either; she straight up looks like some LSD imp.

 

[Blanche]

Holy yikes. She’s giving off demon Kelly vibes.

Your Kelly pic actually kind of scares me

 

[sconosciuta]

I’m glad Lori has embraced her cow status. It tickles me only slightly less than the fact that her industrial-grade video filters are causing the pink vanity behind her to twitch and dance about:

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It hiccuped on her jawline there for a frame or two though:


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I’m trying to imagine having to interact with this sort of thing as a means to make a living and I’m actually feeling a little sorry for Lori. She did it to herself, I know, but what absolute hell.

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[Fistf#cker2020]

Your Kelly pic actually kind of scares me

I have nothing to do with Kelly’s pic other than the comparison.

 

[Blanche]

I’m glad Lori has embraced her cow status. It tickles me only slightly less than the fact that her industrial-grade video filters are causing the pink vanity behind her to twitch and dance about:

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It hiccuped on her jawline there for a frame or two though:
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Wow, almost resembles Pixyteri with that jawline.

 

[nekrataal]

Holy yikes. She’s giving off demon Kelly vibes.
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That hand looks photoshopped on, but I know it’s not. I know how horrific everything about her is in reality but that hand, that fucking hand.

 

[12 Inch Taint]

Plot twist: Kev troons out, as seems inevitable, lands the new man and leaves lori and whatever husk of a ferret is still technically alive.
they're both gross but realistically, if lori had any way out she'd have taken it long ago.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

realistically, if lori had any way out she'd have taken it long ago.

I wouldn't be surprised if Lori is looking for a new naive simp to leech off of but knows she can't possibly fool anyone now due to fast fading beauty so she's banking on someone stupid enough just to fund her lifestyle from afar. Aka wanting to be a femdom.

 

[Blanche]

Beauty can't fade if she never had it at all

 

[Swamp Hag]

I’m glad Lori has embraced her cow status. It tickles me only slightly less than the fact that her industrial-grade video filters are causing the pink vanity behind her to twitch and dance about:

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It hiccuped on her jawline there for a frame or two though:
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ETA:

I’m trying to imagine having to interact with this sort of thing as a means to make a living and I’m actually feeling a little sorry for Lori. She did it to herself, I know, but what absolute hell.

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the takis pic is so funny to me, it's like she is a shitty advertisement trying to target zoomers so she just surrounds herself with shit she thinks kids like and waits for them to respond. i'm expecting her to dye her hair blue and start flossing next

 

[CharcoalChkn]

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I wouldn't call Lori "fat" by any means, but she's looking puffy? Swelled in this picture, I can't quite find the words to describe it. It's very weird.

 

[Swamp Hag]

I wouldn't call Lori "fat" by any means, but she's looking puffy? Swelled in this picture, I can't quite find the words to describe it. It's very weird.

I think it's because she has gained a little bit of weight, but only owns clothes from chinese stores which are all very small sizes. So she is busting out of her asian sized tramp wear, and it makes her look fat even when she's not

 

[Natsuki]

Tbh she should move to the bdsm scene. Like there she can be a bitch and maybe a richest victim and it would be acceptable