Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Blanche]

Didn't Kevin post a few weeks ago that he was wearing his "hypebeast fashion" at "work" or was that him literally saying that he attempts to flip clothing for work? I know some logs were posted of him saying he's "self employed" and his job is reselling sneakers but I also think he might still work retail and just lies about it because retail isn't high fashion.

He's mentioned he sells shoes, but I don't recall him mentioning work since he quit.

 

[moleman4ever]

shoe salesman eh? foreshadowing alert!!! kev in the next 5 years if he doesn’t kick grannytranny to the curb:

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[Blanche]

He can be, but he seems to have a habit of choosing to keep shoes rather than selling them. After asking for money.

 

[One Trick Pony]

shoe salesman eh? foreshadowing alert!!! kev in the next 5 years if he doesn’t kick grannytranny to the curb:

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Kevin is like Al Bundy. I sell shoes dammit 4 touchdowns in 1 game, lolz

 

[Siren54]

I really think either Kevin is ssi for mental health or Lori gets disability for her” broken back”. Her OF ain’t making that kind of money or else she wouldn’t be begging. I have a hot friend who does of and looks way better than Lori and fucks herself silly butt naked and she is literally getting 2k a month just doing that. Lori isn’t doing any of that so I’m sure she isn’t more than 200 bucks a month if that. I can’t see his parents paying for kevin while he is with Lori either. So most likely they are on government assistance as well as housing because like someone said you have to show proof of income, make 2 to 3 times the rent and so forth and that apartment is in Kevin’s name…

 

[One Trick Pony]

I really think either Kevin is ssi for mental health or Lori gets disability for her” broken back”. Her OF ain’t making that kind of money or else she wouldn’t be begging. I have a hot friend who does of and looks way better than Lori and fucks herself silly butt naked and she is literally getting 2k a month just doing that. Lori isn’t doing any of that so I’m sure she isn’t more than 200 bucks a month if that. I can’t see his parents paying for kevin while he is with Lori either. So most likely they are on government assistance as well as housing because like someone said you have to show proof of income, make 2 to 3 times the rent and so forth and that apartment is in Kevin’s name…

If this is true then that's crazy. It is stupid hard to receive a forever disability check especially @ a young age.

 

[faggot fucker]

If this is true then that's crazy. It is stupid hard to receive a forever disability check especially @ a young age.

If he is on disability then he really must be schizo or fucked up seriously in some way we don't fully know about.

 

[Seaweed Chips]

It's ridiculously hard to get approved for disability relating to anything, even legit debilitating conditions. OPL's tugboat spanning the better part of two decades just makes it look easy. Looking back on his history before Lori, Kevin seemed to be a functioning member of society and even a respected member of the cosplay community; so I certainly think he's gone crazy since becoming Lori's personal simp, but it seems too recent to have been declared disabled and getting a monthly check for it.

 

[2020chan]

Kevin is like Al Bundy. I sell shoes dammit 4 touchdowns in 1 game, lolz

He's such an Al Bundy you can just put Kevin's face on existing images of him and they work.



Leaving this last one unedited cause it's already perfect. At the rate life with Lori is aging him, he should hit that look in about 3 years.

"I used to be cosplay famous!"

 

[moleman4ever]

He's such an Al Bundy you can just put Kevin's face on existing images of him and they work.
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Leaving this last one unedited cause it's already perfect. At the rate life with Lori is aging him, he should hit that look in about 3 years.
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"I used to be cosplay famous!"

YES. thank you

 

[Snack Cracker]

There’s no way Lori is on disability for her back, toss up on if either of them have SSI or not, but she wouldn’t be approved if she tried.
Contrary to what Lori would like everyone to think, a deformed back to the point where someone would get disability for it is very visible, not to mention it’s seen in other parts of the body.

Thanks to her endless pictures I’ve seen that her spine is straight and curves inwards a natural amount, her hips are even, her waist is even, her shoulders are even- no, her back (whatever is wrong with it) wouldn’t be considered severe enough to get disability for it.
Not to mention her stripper shoes that would throw off balance and the poses she contorts herself into.

She’s perfectly capable (physically) of working, she just doesn’t want to and there has to be a good amount of medical documentation to even start a process like that.
Things like x-rays and MRI’s to show how her back is “broken”, because that’s not very specific Lorena and SSDI wouldn’t accept it.

 

[Seaweed Chips]

And hasn't Lori worked a few times in her life? They were definitely low-wage retail jobs which require a lot of standing and walking-- something which would be impossible for anyone with legitimate back issues. Lori is just too entitled and lazy to work.

 

[Snack Cracker]

And hasn't Lori worked a few times in her life? They were definitely low-wage retail jobs which require a lot of standing and walking-- something which would be impossible for anyone with legitimate back issues. Lori is just too entitled and lazy to work.

She worked at forever 21 afaik, and low level retail jobs like that make standing and walking constantly around an area mandatory.
There’s also a lot of bending and lifting, which isn’t a big deal for the average person but with a truly “broken back” I don’t see how she could do that for 6+ hours.

And walking around a convention center unaided with no mention of pain.

Especially wearing her Zero cosplay which includes platforms, which also make the feet heavier along with that slight heel.

There are multiple things that don’t add up about her back, but the easiest answer is that she’s a lazy and bad liar.

 

[Natsuki]

Tbh the same is for Kevin as we know he has had different jobs while being with Lori (and possibly has one or is searching for one) so he can't be on SSI either

 

[faggot fucker]

10/05/2021
New Looni Lunacy, beep beep.

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Congrats on thread #12, very nice, Lori. From her new photos and videos it looks like Dumb and Dumber actually found property managers careless enough to accept them. Truly, it is so high end and refined and huge I can't wrap my minimum wage brain around the sheer success. Here we can see some fresh-baked skin rolls in the bathroom and some tweaker plushie antics. Note how methed out Lori looks in the video. Makes sense why the filters are being kicked back up to MAX x2. Really strange how someone so petite, soft, youthful and waifish can look so haggard with pendulant belly skin. Remember this is still visible after around 2-3 rounds of extreme filtering. Usually she just clone tools the whole area into tight, perfect one-dimensional skin. How horrifying is that midsection in real life?

Spoiler: Tweakin!

Spoiler: ಠಿ_ಠಿ

Spoiler: ::wiggles loli rolls::

Here's a conversation captured between two beloved cosplay cows. Ranma is venting about being bullied for years (funny coming from the same loser that dedicated an entire custom website to exposing Lori at her peak popularity, note the TGTN link. Also pretty sure I saw archived LJ's and other screencaps of him and his shit talking other cosplayers up until around 2015. One of his friends had kept up a rant page about Lori for literal decades and he directed people to it from his Usagi Kou website and personal tumblr, the tumblr was later wiped/remade. But you and yours are victims now, Ranma? Alright.) and Lori has to interject to "empathize". You all need to stop the herassing. Also apparently there's still only 3 of us. In her typical suave fashion, she tries to direct Ranma-sama to her OF to look at pictures of "her" pool. At this point, Lori only has peers that very quickly turned on her and made her a public mockery. That stain will never leave. So sad that these are her supports, they'd disengage the second she acted up again and cash in on that drama. They'd run here in a heartbeat (like some of them aren't here and on lolcow every day) and spill everything. Seems like everyone in that circle is getting an XR dose of their own medicine.

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10/07/2021 [update]
Big City Livin'
Officially, the love birds have moved into their luxury apartment. Anons on LC noticed that Lori was not just unpacking her toys but in fact placing them where she intended on keeping them, the "living room". why would our princess leave her things in the living room if that's Kevin's room? Unless... the living room was the bedroom and that one bedroom was actually a 450 sq ft. studio? The layouts look suspiciously similar and Lori has her images and videos angled so you can only see the entrance/kitchen area which looks the same for both floor plans. No confirmation yet, but it's not above Lori to lie about the size of her luxurious home and her success.
Here is the layout for the west wing studio. You can compare this with the 1 bed floor plan above and see how they're almost identical in the first half.

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'Short People Got No Reason'

Here we can see the living room set up from a different angle that shows the balcony and curtain. Posting mostly cause it made me think of a Randy Newman song and she looks exceptionally goblina here.
I propose this be the official BB Loli Gremlin anime opening.

Spoiler: Lyrics for the uninitiated

Lyrics

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
To live
They got little hands
And little eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here
Short people are just the same
As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's a wonderful world)
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
Short people got nobody
To love
They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

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Mommy Got It All On Video!
Fun Kev update! Lori filmed him skating at the new park by their luxury condominium palace! Check it out. You can only imagine what Lori looked like at the skatepark. moment of silence for all the people just trying to skate and not be bothered by prostitutes.
KIDS (1995)
Just a ragtag group of skater bois skatin'. Turns out Looni was NOT there and in fact he was skating with a bunch of teenagers. Which is worse? I can't tell.

 

[Seaweed Chips]

From her new photos and videos it looks like Dumb and Dumber actually found property managers careless enough to accept them.

If Kevin's parents are indeed their co-signers, they're even more careless and dumb.

 

[2020chan]

We love a shoebox tower king.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

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We love a shoebox tower king.

only three boxes? pathetic. A true and honest sneakerhead with cash to burn would have at the minimum seventeen. Your poorness is showing kev.

 

[Seaweed Chips]

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We love a shoebox tower king.

"It gets cold in here"
You can't afford to heat your home? Also, all I feel from this picture is depressed desperation

 

[FraggleSquak]

Kevin made his debut in just his briefs.