Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Lucas will immediately post a video inviting an entire generation, and sex, out to a dinner date in Spokane,
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The only part of mrsa micro peen's message that will ever change will be the generation of the desired age group.

Millennials gave way to gen z. At some point, gen z will age out and the next group will be his next hated/loved group he'll try to win via Instagram videos spouting bullshit science.
 
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Amewsed said:
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The only part of mrsa micro peen's message that will ever change will be the generation of the desired age group.

Millenisals gave way to gen z. At some point, gen z will age out and the next group will be his next hated/loved group he'll try to win via Instagram videos spouting bullshit science.
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For some reason when I read that I was immediately reminded of those old 'I don't want to grow up i'm a toys r us kid' commercials from the 80s and 90s
 
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Bastard of the Valley said:
He’s been absent for 10 days now, that’s a really long inpatient stay. I’ve had to go a few times for attempted suicide and only had to stay 4/5 days. Honestly the best thing for him would be staying in a long-term mental health facility, because like someone else said, as soon as he’s unsupervised he stops taking meds and quits therapy. He may be at the point where even if he does stay on meds and therapy I don’t think it’s going to help him very much.
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Medicaid covers 15 days a month, 28 days in any two consecutive months.

I guess Pukas would skip a month and than go back. Two months (partially) inpatient treatment, one month outpatient treatment.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Is he 100% in control of the length of the stay?

I mean, can he check himself out whenever he wants, or does he need some sort of medical supervision to do so?
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he can request a 5 day discharge, meaning that after 5 days the doctor will determine whether or not he’s fit to leave, otherwise it’s completely up to the doctor. I doubt they would approve the 5 day if he requested it though because he’s very unwell
 
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klickitat said:
The worse option here is that this is what he views as "stand up comedy", because we all know his main defense to saying stupid, cringey shit is what amounts to "YOU JUST DON'T GET MY HUMOR! I'M A COMEDIAN!"

The mental illness option is a bit sad but if this was something he posted thinking, "I am a comedic genius!" it's just pure fucking, uncut cringe.

Just picture him at some shitty club with an open comedy mic, getting up on stage and confidently saying this out loud to other people and expecting them to go into hysterical laughter but getting nothing but silence.

This is the kind of thing that if I had a few moments of being delusional and said it where people could hear or posted it where people could see, their reaction of awkward silence would haunt my dreams for years.

It's goddamned embarrassing and a testament to his level of self-delusion that he'd potentially think this was comedy gold.
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He’s compared himself to Lenny Bruce. Lol no.
 
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I do wonder what kind of act Lucas puts on for the psych doctors and medical staff when he is in confinement like this. He must be somewhat on his best behavior because he wants the choice to be released if he decides he wants to leave. I don’t see him jeopardizing his freedom by letting full on crazy Lucas shine through. I do think Lucas still has a shrewdness about him. He knows how to game the system to a degree.

Although if the doctors knew what we know about him, they would never let him out.

As an aside, I’ve spent this Lucas downtime to deep dive into Chris Chan lore by watching the entire Comprehensive Documentary (something I don’t recommend doing in a short span of time by the way). I was quite surprised by the number of parallels I found between CWC and Lucas. Enough to make a case Lucas is on the spectrum.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
I do wonder what kind of act Lucas puts on for the psych doctors and medical staff when he is in confinement like this. He must be somewhat on his best behavior because he wants the choice to be released if he decides he wants to leave. I don’t see him jeopardizing his freedom by letting full on crazy Lucas shine through. I do think Lucas still has a shrewdness about him. He knows how to game the system to a degree.

Although if the doctors knew what we know about him, they would never let him out.

As an aside, I’ve spent this Lucas downtime to deep dive into Chris Chan lore by watching the entire Comprehensive Documentary (something I don’t recommend doing in a short span of time by the way). I was quite surprised by the number of parallels I found between CWC and Lucas. Enough to make a case Lucas is on the spectrum.
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Fredrik Knudsen has some good stuff on CWC on yt. All of his material is pretty good, actually; highly recommend.
 
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IceQueen said:
Is anyone else concerned that this is gonna be like 2017 where he’s there for months on end? No new content in 2020 is depressing lol.
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Honestly I’ve been checking his Instagram everyday first thing in the morning, just hoping for more new content. I’ve watched the video of him throwing his EBT card at the camera too many times.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
I do wonder what kind of act Lucas puts on for the psych doctors and medical staff when he is in confinement like this. He must be somewhat on his best behavior because he wants the choice to be released if he decides he wants to leave. I don’t see him jeopardizing his freedom by letting full on crazy Lucas shine through. I do think Lucas still has a shrewdness about him. He knows how to game the system to a degree.

Although if the doctors knew what we know about him, they would never let him out.

As an aside, I’ve spent this Lucas downtime to deep dive into Chris Chan lore by watching the entire Comprehensive Documentary (something I don’t recommend doing in a short span of time by the way). I was quite surprised by the number of parallels I found between CWC and Lucas. Enough to make a case Lucas is on the spectrum.
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If lucas had any shrewdness or glimmer of actual intelligence above that of a squirrel he wouldn't have gotten involuntarily committed so many times to begin with. That said, I do wonder what he was acting like to provoke that 6 month commitment a few years back. That had to go to doctors and judges multiple times to keep him there, so he must have been all kinds of mental at the time

I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised considering screaming at cars is what provoked it, but he must have been quite the sight at the mental hospital for them to put such a significant effort into keeping him there for as long as they did

That said, if his insurance only pays 15 days per month as another poster pointed out, shouldn't he be out in the next day or two? I mean if he isn't as a result of his insurance running out for it that implies the psych ward doctors forced him to stay instead of lucas getting booted for trying to game the system or signing himself in further. That implies he's noticeably mental enough for the doctors to not want to release him. In other words his scam to get a place to stay may have ended up backfiring on him and triggering a longer commitment
 
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WonderWino said:
If lucas had any shrewdness or glimmer of actual intelligence above that of a squirrel he wouldn't have gotten involuntarily committed so many times to begin with. That said, I do wonder what he was acting like to provoke that 6 month commitment a few years back. That had to go to doctors and judges multiple times to keep him there, so he must have been all kinds of mental at the time

I suppose I shouldn't be too surprised considering screaming at cars is what provoked it, but he must have been quite the sight at the mental hospital for them to put such a significant effort into keeping him there for as long as they did

That said, if his insurance only pays 15 days per month as another poster pointed out, shouldn't he be out in the next day or two? I mean if he isn't as a result of his insurance running out for it that implies the psych ward doctors forced him to stay instead of lucas getting booted for trying to game the system or signing himself in further. That implies he's noticeably mental enough for the doctors to not want to release him. In other words his scam to get a place to stay may have ended up backfiring on him and triggering a longer commitment
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The doctor might be able to override his insurance, especially if Wern is acting out really bad in there now. (I don’t live in WA so I’m not sure if laws regarding this are different or not)
 
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