Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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There appear to be a dozen or so left on FB.

The Patreon compilation is long enough as it is, so the FB one will be separate.

Edit: I'm going to apologize in advance for the shitty quality of literally everything he put on Facebook, and I don't just mean because of the dumbass content. The video quality looks like he took it on a flip phone from 2004 (I mean fair, some of those videos are from 2009) and the audio ranges from muffled and distorted to REALLY FUCKING LOUD and distorted.

There are some "music videos" he made that contain a fuckton of strobe effects too so if that's a thing that triggers seizures for you maybe just listen to the nonsense from a different tab.

While we wait on me picking through all his stupid FB videos and getting them put together, have this disgusting still from the kitchen of wherever he lived in 2014. The floor is even worse.

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The Patreon Videos:


Edit: Fuck me (Lucas excluded).

Anyway on the FB one I stopped actually giving any fucks at all whether they were nicely grabbed without any 'up next' nonsense because half the videos worked with the extension I usually use and half didn't, so they're all out of order, and the audio and video quality on all but the most recent ones is trash because he was apparently recording on, like, a gameboy from the 90s with one of those clip on cameras.

Lots of shitty music he wrote himself, a rare glimpse into what he was like when he lived with other people who gave a fuck about him (Suzanne mostly), I left one video out because he's just bitching about 'it's your behavior' while focusing the clear camera on a girl who looks like she might be under 18 and is definitely passed out. If he's got you friended, you can still see it. It's just his usual bitching about women behaving in ways he personally disapproves of. That's the "look what a great guy I am for not raping this sleeping girl" video and just, ugh.

There are also a few videos from last year where he was recording in a club, and him quietly reading off some Scientific Breakthrough in a bathroom stall somewhere.

I also left out the "Date Me Millennials" one as he has that up on his first youtube channel.

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I skipped a bunch of the patreon vids because a lot of it was just some board game shit but boy a lot of it is classic Lucas.

Once again, Lucas is too stupid to cover up how much of a creep he is, even in his own stories. He talks about giving 'snacks' to the homeless again and meanders immediately into needing his dick sucked (his actual motivation). Then he goes back to talking about wanting to give joy to people... only to shift over within seconds to talking about a (probably) underage homeless girl. He starts trying to connect to this girl online though all kinda of social media. He takes the fact that she doesn't block him (but doesn't respond either) as an invitation to keep trying to slide into her DMs. Finally her actual boyfriend tells him to fuck off.

"I can't stand people like that who have to call you an idiot or an asshole in order to be your friend.... sure, I do it sometimes but I'm not specific about it..."
Lucas they're not trying to be your friend.

Then he does the same thing he apparently always does. The ACAB-spouting communist bernie-lover emailed the cops on the couple because he didn't like being called a creep. Lucas really is the worst and deserved to get kicked out for pulling the same nonsense when he got the best chance at a normalish life with that charity apartment.
 
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I had to laugh when I saw today's IG post from The Gottman Institute (a well-respected resource for marriage counseling). I guess they've been reviewing the research by Dr. Lucas Werner, PhD in AGB.

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Goldaor said:
The thread is fucking dead, a perfect example that if he were to stop posting non stop his "haters" would lose interest.
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Thats true of any lolcow. It's also part of why they remain lolcows. They cant stop, unless unable too (hospitalized/jail) or dead. Rare is the lolcow that becomes aware enough of such a simple solution.
 
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I wonder if Lucas has taken a turn for the worse in the hospital after the catfish went back out to sea? I am assuming the catfish cut off communication with Lucas after he was committed. If not, she should have. I agree that messing with a person while they are in a mental hospital is a terrible idea.

Remember, Lucas said after talking to this zoomer bae who would let him live with her that he was "no longer suicidal". He was plenty good after that. Because in his mind this was the real deal. Forget the dozens of other times it wasn't. This time is different!

If he found out he was had or just being ghosted may have sent him on a downward spiral and he will be staying longer than he originally anticipated.

Of course, this stay is entirely on the tax payers and Lucas won't have to pay a penny out of his tugboat for his hospitalization. Knowing that, I would think the hospital would want to release him as soon as they can. But we all know how banged up Lucas is and maybe the staff at the hospital really feels he needs to stay longer. Hopefully, the social security administration learns of his commitment and docks the tugboat but that is 🌈.
 
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I'm sure he'll be back in time for either his birthday or Christmas. If not I have no doubt he'll be back next year picking up exactly where he left off when he gets released
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The thread is fucking dead, a perfect example that if he were to stop posting non stop his "haters" would lose interest.
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Lucas craves attention far too much to leave social media willingly. It's only the way he has to vent his creeper shit without getting into trouble. Aside from a few outbursts he's thankfully too cowardly to do anything irl so he'll always come back to ree online. If Lucas was self aware he'd stop sabotaging himself every time he gets another chance and would be spouting this shit in an apartment complex instead of shelters
moseph.jartelli said:
Thats true of any lolcow. It's also part of why they remain lolcows. They cant stop, unless unable too (hospitalized/jail) or dead. Rare is the lolcow that becomes aware enough of such a simple solution.
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Having Lucas spend an extended stay at somewhere like Eastern State Hospital is a better use of taxpayer dollars than giving him the money to waste on junk food, weed, and new phones to scream at every few week
Da Dude123 said:
I wonder if Lucas has taken a turn for the worse in the hospital after the catfish went back out to sea? I am assuming the catfish cut off communication with Lucas after he was committed. If not, she should have. I agree that messing with a person while they are in a mental hospital is a terrible idea.

Remember, Lucas said after talking to this zoomer bae who would let him live with her that he was "no longer suicidal". He was plenty good after that. Because in his mind this was the real deal. Forget the dozens of other times it wasn't. This time is different!

If he found out he was had or just being ghosted may have sent him on a downward spiral and he will be staying longer than he originally anticipated.

Of course, this stay is entirely on the tax payers and Lucas won't have to pay a penny out of his tugboat for his hospitalization. Knowing that, I would think the hospital would want to release him as soon as they can. But we all know how banged up Lucas is and maybe the staff at the hospital really feels he needs to stay longer. Hopefully, the social security administration learns of his commitment and docks the tugboat but that is 🌈.
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So is the general consensus around here that Lucas is institutionalized for the long term again?

It wouldn’t be much of a surprise but sad for us after cresting the 1k page mark to have to go into long lull in content. I’d hate for my favorite cow to disappear but in the end it’s best for everyone he be put away for a long stay. Or permanently.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
So is the general consensus around here that Lucas is institutionalized for the long term again?

It wouldn’t be much of a surprise but sad for us after cresting the 1k page mark to have to go into long lull in content. I’d hate for my favorite cow to disappear but in the end it’s best for everyone he be put away for a long stay. Or permanently.
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It's beginning to look like it. I hope we get a continuation of "Wound, "the partial story he graced us with the last time he got out.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
So is the general consensus around here that Lucas is institutionalized for the long term again?

It wouldn’t be much of a surprise but sad for us after cresting the 1k page mark to have to go into long lull in content. I’d hate for my favorite cow to disappear but in the end it’s best for everyone he be put away for a long stay. Or permanently.
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I think we all knew, at some fundamental level, this was going to happen eventually. What’s disappointing to me is that he didn’t have the kind of public meltdown we were anticipating. I guess getting kicked out of HoC is a kind of meltdown, but it’s certainly not equivalent to screaming at passing cars because the cars are talking shit. This won’t be the end, however. Lucas will be back and just as batshit as ever because no matter how much time he spends in the nut farm there is no fixing him.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
So is the general consensus around here that Lucas is institutionalized for the long term again?

It wouldn’t be much of a surprise but sad for us after cresting the 1k page mark to have to go into long lull in content. I’d hate for my favorite cow to disappear but in the end it’s best for everyone he be put away for a long stay. Or permanently.
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According to INBH, inpatient treatment at their facility is short term. Now, what they mean by short term is the question. It might be if the doctors decide he needs long term institutionalization, he'll be transferred to Eastern State Hospital.

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Legit question, if Lucas dies in hospital how will we find out? (Personally I don't wish harm on any cow but I especially want Lucas to live a long life - it's his relentlessness that makes him so special.)

Also while we're shootin' the shit round here, am I alone in thinking that if you shear away from Lucas's written output the 98% "you're insane" and the 1.9% "ok, but you're still insane", there's actually a kernel of half-decent writing ability? Admittedly I don't think this very often, but check out this old classic:

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I love every sentence of this, at every ironic level and none. It's simultaneously good, ironic good, completely stupid, and really bad.
 
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mothman96 said:
According to INBH, inpatient treatment at their facility is short term. Now, what they mean by short term is the question. It might be if the doctors decide he needs long term institutionalization, he'll be transferred to Eastern State Hospital.

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Probably 60 days or whatever the limit is in Eastern Washington. After that point, you're sent to another mental hospital to continue the same process, or you're transferred to a group home/rehab center/etc...

I'm surprised Lucas has remained there for 2 weeks now on a voluntary stay, so I don't know. Maybe he's purposely acting up to stay there as long as he can now. I don't think Lucas can pull it off the entire cold, harsh La Nina Spokane winter, though.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Probably 60 days or whatever the limit is in Eastern Washington. After that point, you're sent to another mental hospital to continue the same process, or you're transferred to a group home/rehab center/etc...

I'm surprised Lucas has remained there for 2 weeks now on a voluntary stay, so I don't know. Maybe he's purposely acting up to stay there as long as he can now. I don't think Lucas can pull it off the entire cold, harsh La Nina Spokane winter, though.
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INBH requires a physicians order for inpatient hospitalization. At this pt. Lucas may not be there voluntary.

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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Probably 60 days or whatever the limit is in Eastern Washington. After that point, you're sent to another mental hospital to continue the same process, or you're transferred to a group home/rehab center/etc...

I'm surprised Lucas has remained there for 2 weeks now on a voluntary stay, so I don't know. Maybe he's purposely acting up to stay there as long as he can now. I don't think Lucas can pull it off the entire cold, harsh La Nina Spokane winter, though.
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It may have started out as voluntary, but he can only exercise self-restraint for so long.
 
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Has Lucas not been sighted in public? Figured there was the chance the silence is also due to him breaking or losing another phone
 
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