Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

klickitat said:
I don't believe for one second that he experiences actual auditory hallucinations; based on everything I've seen and hard from and about him, it all points to those "voices" just being his way of not having to face what he knows is the truth: That he's the problem and that all of his other problems stem directly from his poor decision making. He's proven time and again that he's incapable of taking criticism and thoroughly unable to take responsibility for both his own behavior and the consequences he gets to experience as a direct result of that behavior.

Even for Lucas 'admitting' that he hears voices is still better than admitting he knows damn well he's the cause of all of his problems. If he admits it, people here (and possibly zoomer baes) will see that he's being bullied and attacked and is just great guy with some mental illness.
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Its not a matter of belief. There is absolutely indisputable proof he has auditory hallucinations. Aside from the fact he admitted to it multiple times, he has caught himself on video having auditory hallucinations several times and has pointed out incidents that are indisputably audio hallucinations as though they are normal everyday things. For example admitting he thought his sink faucet was laughing at him and laying in his bed while hearing young girls outside his apartment screaming at him that they want to have his babies. Those incidents don't fit with what you're saying there. Not to mention the whole voices on the wind thing and his explicitly stated belief that other people also hear said voices that tell them to do things. Namely to not get involved with him. Hell he literally made a video where you can see him reacting to sounds and voices that are clearly not actually there while trying to explain to his viewers how he can tell what other people are going to say based on 'background noise'

He has made it clear in no uncertain terms he hears such things and believes it to be a completely normal thing that others experience as well. Lucas has a massive aversion to knowingly saying things that make him look bad or otherwise not sane. He wouldn't say such things to deliberately make himself sound crazy. That would work against him and even he knows he'd never hear the end of it if he did. His MO is to outright ignore and memory hole anything that he sees as a negative thing he does or has against him. In other words, he wouldn't do such things to make excuses like that, he simply wouldn't acknowledge the negative stuff at all. Besides, this is lucas we're talking about, he isn't smart enough to engage in that kind of misdirection, let alone on any kind of consistent basis
 
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I wonder what the cow is doing now? Maybe making a new attraction sign about how gorgeous Gen Z women should contact him? Taking his Incredibles backpack and then walking into a five star white table cloth restaurant to be served while wearing filthy clothes?

He should be going into a cell phone store to get a new phone. But that is 🌈.

Come on, Lucas. Come back! Don't let the flatbills win. You're plenty good and those voices on the wind are haters!
 
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The Freak was scheduled for court this morning. The other 2 times he was cited for trespassing the cases were dismissed at the 1st hearing, this one hasn't. He has another court date for the 25th.

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mothman96 said:
The Freak was scheduled for court this morning. The other 2 times he was cited for trespassing the cases were dismissed at the 1st hearing, this one hasn't. He has another court date for the 25th.

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They will probably just give him a talking to and tell him to stay out of the park. I doubt much will come of it.
 
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klickitat said:
Since there are a bunch of new people as of late who like to ask, "I wonder what he's like on medication?" or, worse, suggest he'd be somehow different and more functional on meds and in therapy, here's some vintage Wern.
This is from 2018, after he'd just completed a nearly year long involuntary stay in the psych ward and was on medication AND in therapy.

Spoiler: He's no different, he's just slower in his speech and mannerisms. He still obsesses about fucking underage women and rambles mostly incoherently about things ranging from how he has four watches and doesn't know how to read an analog clock, to how he wants to get a PhD at community college (in astrobiology or quantum physics from this era), how he doesn't have a trash can for his apartment yet, etc...

Same as his more recent videos, just with less shouting,

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To be fair, when Lucas is on medication, he IS more functional. He was able to keep a place to live for over a year on medication. He was eating at home a lot instead of constantly going out. Is he the same person deep down with the same shitty tendencies? Absolutely. But he is a more functional human when he’s medicated and getting actual medical help.
 
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IceQueen said:
To be fair, when Lucas is on medication, he IS more functional. He was able to keep a place to live for over a year on medication. He was eating at home a lot instead of constantly going out. Is he the same person deep down with the same shitty tendencies? Absolutely. But he is a more functional human when he’s medicated and getting actual medical help.
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He didn't eat out as much because he was "paying through the nose" for his $350 rent at the last place he got kicked out of.
 
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Trainwreck said:
He didn't eat out as much because he was "paying through the nose" for his $350 rent at the last place he got kicked out of.
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And I think that is a big reason he is more or less okay with living in shelters. He wants to have his five star restaurant money. He doesn't want his tugboat check to go to a landlord. This is more important than having a stable roof over his head. He may actually be avoiding finding a place to live due to that.

And now that the cow is probably banned from all subsidized housing in Spokane he would have to pay market rate, which ain't gonna happen.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
And I think that is a big reason he is more or less okay with living in shelters. He wants to have his five star restaurant money. He doesn't want his tugboat check to go to a landlord. This is more important than having a stable roof over his head. He may actually be avoiding finding a place to live due to that.

And now that the cow is probably banned from all subsidized housing in Spokane he would have to pay market rate, which ain't gonna happen.
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Cooking lobster tails and scallops in the toaster oven of a homeless shelter was one of his most extravagant displays of food I think that and the Motel 6 Klinkerdagger buffet. Lobster tails ain’t cheap at least where I’m at two of them frozen will cost you more than $20 at least.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
And I think that is a big reason he is more or less okay with living in shelters. He wants to have his five star restaurant money. He doesn't want his tugboat check to go to a landlord. This is more important than having a stable roof over his head. He may actually be avoiding finding a place to live due to that.

And now that the cow is probably banned from all subsidized housing in Spokane he would have to pay market rate, which ain't gonna happen.
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You are 100% on it, Lucas is such a child he can't fathom spending his money on anything other than fun.

Remember when you were getting your first teen job and momma and papa told you to buy your own damn jeans if you want to look cool in 10th grade? How unfair it felt your money is for CDs micky Ds with the crew etc.

Then you get over it buy your jeans feel good about your self and live life, get a place move out etc.

Lucas is still thinking, eh I don't REALLY need to pay for something I can get for free, I mean forget privacy, comfort etc, I want food. He's such a pig over eater, he literally doesn't stress not having a roof over his head to get junk food. I don't mean to pity him but he's really a food addict. Flat out, he needs help with that.

Aside his mental illness and behavior getting him kicked everywhere, he's really just quite ok using others services so his little money can be spend on just what he wants, this is no different in my eyes than a bum who gets a tall boy over a 10 pack of ramen.

Lastly, since Lucas vice is food (he's a fat faggot) he STILL uses others for food, he hits pantries (yes more than one) shelters for meals THEN goes out spending his welfare bux on junk food. I think Lucas is fucking retarded and we know he tries to lure women with his mating call of meals but half of that is him being retarded half is because even if he doesn't get zoomer puss puss, he gets a meal. So it's a win win for him.
 
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Stumbled across one of klickklats videos, and I love the whole ass hypocrisy. I'm not religious by any means, but for the most part, I depise atheists, because the majority of them are just like the freak.

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Domestic Abuser Lecturing Others About Domestic Abuse With The Wern.

Princess, if you weren't a coward you could talk to women without coming up with flimsy excuses as to why you "couldn't" or "can't".The problem is and always...
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