I think he has enough subscribers and watch time to monetize his account but I've literally never gotten an ad from his videos so I doubt he has monetization active, if he's even smart enough to figure out how to do it. Even if he had it active they definitely still wouldn't monetize them for long, YouTube is not too fond of sponsoring people that are known to shout NIGGER!!! In their videos. Idk if there's another way to do it besides ad revenue but it's not like he's selling merch and shit. I think it's a bullshit bluff to make him sound important.
"Hey ladies I'm a bigtime YouTuber even though I live on the streets!"
Maybe instead of removing the signs it might irk Lucas more if someone superimposed another message on it like "shut the fuck up, faggot" or "it's not in the cards for you"? That might get him reeeing? Of course, I am not near Spokane, but just an idea to poke the cow. You would have to find those signs IRL, hunnies, if you want to write "faggot" on them.
We went way too far in protecting the right to be crazy without considering the right not to have your life destroyed by demons who have ripped control of your mind from you. People refusing treatment while being profoundly mentally ill deserve help even if they don't think they want it.
There should be due process considerations, but it shouldn't require you chopping up your neighbor with an axe before they bother even doing anything.
Exactly. Locking them up in jail is just not the answer. They need to be housed in a secure facility where they can receive ongoing psychiatric care and required to take meds.
In jail, they just aren't getting help.
The fact that he goes out of his way to indicate that he replaces the signs on a daily basis strongly implies I was right about lucas keeping a close eye on the area of his signs. Likely to see if any zoomer baes stop to read them. He likely tries to stay out of sight doing it, like he tried to hide behind that garbage bin in that pic where he was staring creepily at those high school girls.
Its full on creeper and borderline stalker behavior and very much a red flag
That said with all these gifs of lucas I recommend creating one of that scene with shirley temple tap dancing with that old black guy. Definitely suits lucas. Maybe one as an infected from 28 days later, or a palpatine aged by force lightning version of lucas. I'm sure that one would be creepy as fuck. Maybe one as eugene tooms from the xfiles as well
and best of all - a gif adding lucas's face to the hobo in this scene would be hilarious. it could be titled 'lucas finally gets his zoomer bae'
I'd love to see someone put up an orgy sign up sheet with a bunch of fake names on them right next to all of his signs so that every time he goes to check his own sign he has to walk past what he would think are successful fuck posters
I love that the one sign just says “cameo.com” with no username. I know he’s an idiot, but what the fuck does he expect someone to do with that information?
This whole attraction sign of fail saga mirrors the exact route a local skitzocow from my neck of the woods took. His whole bit was how the government implanted "poisonous tracking devices that will explode" into his eyes and how everyone is an unwilling government agent that keeps track of him and jams his phone signals when they use their cellphone around him. Factor in some Nigerian prince and lawsuit shenanigans and you have this guy.
Like Lucas, he started off on social media posting his insanity. It was in coherent diatribes with visuals and everything. As time went by, his mental illness caused a de-evolution in his ability to communicate. He started forgetting passwords and losing access to his social media accounts. Eventually it devolved to the point where he stands in front of major train stations with sandwich board style signs about his plights. The only difference is that it's a bunch of random words, profanity, and links to now defunct sites.
Lucas seems to be following a similar path/pattern. I for one welcome a sandwich board sign saga.
I don't think so. He doesn't have any ads enabled. And 95% of his videos are like a minute or two so he could only get limited ads at best anyway. Plus, I don't know how Adsense would pay him, I believe the only way is through a bank account.
I can see that being lucas's fate one day - the beetus kills him when sleeping in an alley one freezing winter evening and lucas becomes a snow covered sign post where other hobos use his colored shoelaces as a guide to where they are in spokane
He wants you or by you he means (all of you) to find Lucas a gen z bride so he can throw his prime rib wedding. Some wedding, I guess Isaac would be his best man and the prime rib will be made in a toaster oven at HOC with Sharif performing the live music. And then he’ll find out the bride was a catfish when she doesn’t show up to no ones surprise
It's so funny to me that he doesn't see the fact that it's incredibly sad (for him) that his parents are allegedly millionaires, know full well their Beloved Son-or-Stepson is homeless and struggling, and actively choose not to even try to help him out.
He might as well just be posting comments that say nothing but, "My parents don't love me.", as it's the same thing.
Here we go, he's still looking for love in all the wrong places. Lucas, no one gives a shit how much your parents are worth. You're in your forties. And my comments section is probably a worse place for you to look for love than the power poles of Spokane.
Edit: Oh, I missed it somehow. Yeah, he sends the same messages to everyone and I feel like the list is expanding. If anyone wants Lucas to see the first 5 seconds of their video this is your chance. I don't think he even watched mine.
Here we go, he's still looking for love in all the wrong places. Lucas, no one gives a shit how much your parents are worth. You're in your forties. And my comments section is probably a worse place for you to look for love than the power poles of Spokane. View attachment 2271446
Edit: Oh, I missed it somehow. Yeah, he sends the same messages to everyone and I feel like the list is expanding. If anyone wants Lucas to see the first 5 seconds of their video this is your chance. I don't think he even watched mine.
That rude tub of stink, he cut the comment on my channel off at "Talk shit, lose me entirely", yet King Walter gets a whole two more lines of delusion.
It might be time to break up with Lucas if he's going to keep giving the extra attention to Walter.
I love that the one sign just says “cameo.com” with no username. I know he’s an idiot, but what the fuck does he expect someone to do with that information?
Yeah, I couldn't find him under the obvious choices. But that site seems to direct searches to actual B-list celebrities, not random nobodies like fiver.
The day before yesterday, I decided to investigate the area @Observant_Gondola found some signs in. Apparently, he'd struck the first couple nuggets of a Wernological mother-lode; I'm glad I could document these before yesterday's (much needed) rainstorm.
I found an astonishing seven different field specimens in this region; apparently downtown Spokane is that Cow's favorite pasture. Lucas has obviously been very busy, and the varying states of wear-and-tear on these signs would indicate this is what he's been doing, and is still doing, for some time now.
It's clear now that Fatboy has gotten tired of those dang dirty internet trolls, and wants a new medium for his schizobabble that it'll be impossible for the public to criticize him through; see specimen 4 for evidence of this claim (though there's always the possibility he was told to stop posting online and is just coping). The fact he's concluded that this means he needs to start taping childish signs to random poles instead of, perhaps, shutting the fuck up and laying low, indicates mind-boggling levels of retardation and autism on his part. It's shit like this that proves to us that we have an true lolcow on our hands here.
I've labeled each specimen with a number 1-7, which are posted left-to-right below. I'll now elaborate on the details of each specimen's context and content. Feel free to view the images before reading these descriptions, and to refer back and forth at your leisure.
Specimen 1:
Found at Spokane Falls blvd and Bernard st, this sign was curiously the only one to have an odour; you can smell something like rancid vinegar and musty dust from a couple feet away. I suspect it's related to the abnormally large amount of tape caked on top of this one, and the moisture inside of it. This is the only sign I've transcribed, as it's too faded to read in photos. Lucas stating "Remove a note, I replace it" and that he "places and replaces 5 notes a day" is interesting, because he's challenging the entire city of Spokane to a game of whack-a-mole, and he's the mole. This claim has credit, too, because he's already replaced notes on the exact same pole after they've been removed.
"All these Z chicks to a dude, ?things? all over greedy drug dealers ...{Middle portion unintelligible}... and they just flit off to guys with tons of women. Give me the move, zoomer baes, and I'll make that move to you, girl. I'm a one woman guy. Tenacious. Remove a note and I replace it, bigot. Seen a lot of Gen X, Gen Z combos here. Good for you, $. Some Z is w/ X now. Single 9 years. Let's do anything, girl. The Gen X sperm is at the same level as 18 to 21 year old egg in telomerase for the healthiest baby DNA. Love U. X<3 Z"
{Side boxes}
"Vlogger. Comedian. Leftist. YouTube: Lucas Wener"
"Trolls only give me insomnia, so find me IRL honey. I place and replace 5 notes a day. YT is how I make a slight bit of $"
Specimen 2:
Found at Main and Division right outside Borracho's, a bar popular with young people, which had a terrible outbreak of Covid-19 last year; if those greedy covid sluts had only listened to Lucas! Also across the street from the Globe, a bar popular with young people that's locally notorious as a place where people get roofied and young women aren't safe alone. Lucas is notably banned from this establishment, and used to post about it.
While the sign is faded, a clear reference to "taverns" indicates that Lucas put this sign here specifically targeting the bar crowd, and knowing that many hot, drunk, young baes would read it and get wet.
Specimen 3:
Found at third and Division. A pathetic sight indeed; Lucas's sloppy engineering has failed to protect his mating call from the elements. The Gods, in their righteous fury, sent wind, rain, and sunlight to cleanse these signs of their message, while leaving them intact on the post for us to laugh at. Perhaps Lucas chose this location because he subconsciously craves Dicks?
Specimen 4:
Found at third and Division, across the street from those blank signs. This one appears fresh, and was probably a replacement for specimen 3. I've not bothered transcribing this, as the message is repetitive and unoriginal. Of note, however, is this passage at the bottom; "hit me up IRL, darling. There's far too many trolls and bullies these days."
This is the clearest statement we've gotten yet for why Lucas went offline; his moon-sized ego couldn't handle the banter. Unless, of course, he's been forced to stop using social media, and is simply saying this as a cope.
Aso, sorry for photographing that one at a shitty angle...
Specimen 5:
Found at Sprague and Division. I appreciate the innovative use of graphic design and layout on this one, although the message is nothing new; one of my favorites so far tbh. The intersection this was found at is a crusty, hobo-infested train underpass only a couple blocks from House of Charity, in one of the worst parts of town. There's even less foot traffic than usual here due to ongoing roadwork, so I've no fucking clue what kind of zoomer baes Lucas thinks he's going to lure in with this. What an autistic cow!
Specimen 6:
The unmistakable wreckage of a Wern sign, complete with a one-word paper fragment containing his handwriting. Found at Broadway and Monroe, less than one block from the Spokane County Courthouse, and right outside of Charley's (which is where this town's lawyers, pigs, and judges go to eat slop together on their lunch break). Fatty is lucky somebody took this one down before I arrived; he's really pushing it by putting his statutory rape advertisements up right where a bunch of cops and social workers are gonna see it all the time, and be less than a block from their office.
Specimen 7:
Found at Summit Pkwy and Monroe, at a scenic location just by the Spokane Falls. There's no paper here, but the horizontal sheets of packing tape on a traffic light post are unmistakably Wernerian; it was also just one block from specimen 6. While both of these specimens are mere ruins, they're the first attraction signs to be found North of the Spokane River. This opens a whole new region of Spokane to Wernological study, and upends my previous belief that he stays mostly limited to the South Hill and downtown; although these signs were both relatively close to his usual stomping grounds.
Exhibit A:
Rather than a specimen, this is simply a map of Lucas's recent activity so far. The orange markers indicate attraction signs, the green markers show relevant Twigs, Thai Bamboo, and Clinkernigga locations, while the purple markers show Truth Ministries, the House of Charity, and the STA Plaza. As you can see, Lucas tends to behave in a predictable manner, and not wander far from sites already relevant to him.
Anyways, thank you all for reading my long-form thesis in Field Wernology today.
I almost want to get a P.O Box to have one of you Spokane people just collect a bunch of his stupid ass signs and mail them to me so I can make the world's worst art project out of them.
The fact that he goes out of his way to indicate that he replaces the signs on a daily basis strongly implies I was right about lucas keeping a close eye on the area of his signs. Likely to see if any zoomer baes stop to read them. He likely tries to stay out of sight doing it, like he tried to hide behind that garbage bin in that pic where he was staring creepily at those high school girls.
Its full on creeper and borderline stalker behavior and very much a red flag
That said with all these gifs of lucas I recommend creating one of that scene with shirley temple tap dancing with that old black guy. Definitely suits lucas. Maybe one as an infected from 28 days later, or a palpatine aged by force lightning version of lucas. I'm sure that one would be creepy as fuck. Maybe one as eugene tooms from the xfiles as well
and best of all - a gif adding lucas's face to the hobo in this scene would be hilarious. it could be titled 'lucas finally gets his zoomer bae'
I think you're right about Lucas keeping an eye on his signs. I imagine, like a hunter checking his traps, he visits them regularly. It may even add routine to his day, and occupy time that would otherwise be spent sitting in a bus station but not waiting for a bus. How delightful.
He doesn't make attraction signs. He sets puss puss snares and poon traps. In the past, he's baited them with candy. Perhaps if he resumed this practice, he would have better luck establishing a parasitic, sexually violent relationship with a smart pretty interesting girl. It couldn't be any worse.
The really funny part is that 5 million isn't even that much anymore. Any small business owner will basically be worth 5 million. No shit both sides of his family are worth 5 mil when you combine real estate, retirement and whatever other assets.
Lucas is the very definition of "hood rich" any time he gets money.
