Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

darkwingosonichugorl said:

Tubby is bragging that he's no longer homeless. Judging by his silence, he's living with people. Yes, you're such a winner, Lucas.
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It'll inevitably end the way it always does. He won't last too long no matter where he lives, especially if it involves other people. He'd last even less time working at safeway. Nobody in their right mind would let him work at safeway. He'd go mental on some poor family sooner or later over his age gap shit and end up creating a potential legal situation for them, if not end up on the news again. Besides, he'd waddle into the store the first day having not showered in a week and piss everybody off right from the start

No way this ends well for him. It never does, its only a matter of time
 
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Fuck what a retard. A genuine, complete retard, sub-90 IQ, he is just parroting words that he doesn't understand

Lol there are plenty of left-leaning or identifying people in this thread who absolutely hate you and wish you'd get hit by one of the vehicles driving around behind your stupid ass, I rarely think this (honest!) but holy shit dude you are wasting my air, stop breathing
 
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The vacancy in his goldfish brain. His lean into leftist politics is so desperate and weak to assume they’d give a damn about your age gap plight because you Lucas Werner should be protected by the “our” there it’s so weak and pathetic. Damn.

edit: if he applies to Safeway he should use his leftist party friends as a reference, going to the Dem headquarters and make his case the Green Party whatever. Didn’t Lucas make the Localist Party
 
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Prototyping

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Two still images from his recent extremely boring video (Titled "Prototyping") about his made-up games; when he's flipping pages, I stopped on these.

For the one on top (with all the underlining) notice that Lucas had to write: " tell her what you want. Say hi I'm Lucas"

He really has to remind himself about how to greet a human in this most basic of fashions.

Edit: I have to agree that I don't see the roommate situation being long for this world, Lucas is already obviously quite irritated by the guy's TV being on, and he seems to feel like he has to leave the TV on even if the guy's not in the room with him? Don't understand that too much. But imagine, you trying to kick dope, you trying to relax in your room with your tv, and the sped in the bed next to you keeps going on and on about his sperm board games. I'd have a needle in my arm within the hour.

Yeah. I foresee conflict.
 
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WonderWino said:
It'll inevitably end the way it always does. He won't last too long no matter where he lives, especially if it involves other people. He'd last even less time working at safeway. Nobody in their right mind would let him work at safeway. He'd go mental on some poor family sooner or later over his age gap shit and end up creating a potential legal situation for them, if not end up on the news again. Besides, he'd waddle into the store the first day having not showered in a week and piss everybody off right from the start

No way this ends well for him. It never does, its only a matter of time
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I don't believe at all that Lucas will even apply for a job at Safeway or anywhere else. Lucas is a lazy cow who doesn't want to work and wants the government to provide for him.

Where I am, there is a big labor shortage. Lots of places really need workers. Especially lower end work like retail and restaurants. But a place would have to be pretty desperate to hire Lucas. If they Google his name, and see all his antics, his application will go straight to file 13. But I would be very surprised if he actually attempts to find any legitimate part time work. I seriously doubt that he will.

I am anxious to find out where he got placed. I see he is back to wearing a lanyard, so it must be some sort of group setting. He will sooner than later dox himself.
 
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What did Lucas read on the inter webs or is he just regurgitating ritz cracker pies stories of the Great Depression and the big conspiracy he’s going on. I have to admit as someone who does not shop or support Amazon people like Bezos did work hard with a one track mind to get their business going. Lucas as usual making it about the externalities. Lucas isn’t the only one who does this but it’s a good way to avoid taking any accountability which is his full time preoccupation as much as lady z
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
What did Lucas read on the inter webs or is he just regurgitating ritz cracker pies stories of the Great Depression and the big conspiracy he’s going on. I have to admit as someone who does not shop or support Amazon people like Bezos did work hard with a one track mind to get their business going. Lucas as usual making it about the externalities. Lucas isn’t the only one who does this but it’s a good way to avoid taking any accountability
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Lucas has so much sympathy for people who push the brooms around, and so much antipathy for people who push the pencils around, but what's his desired job of choice, his dream job? Writer or board game designer? Not too many brooms at the end of that job path, is there?

Of course it's all immaterial because Lucas is never going to work, not even the Safeway job that he claims he's been told about, because aa has been rightly said, his laziness is one of the defining characteristics of his identity.

Hearing him pontificate as man of the people, sympathy of the working class, is always hysterical, because Lucas is aa far away from a working man as you can get.

He has more in common with Henry the 8th, sitting on his ass eating a turkey leg, then he does with a blue collar worker.
 
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klickitat said:
I'm enjoying myself tonight!

For the new-ish people to the thread: I'm not getting mad/annoyed over a cow, I specifically respond to him the way I do because it's funny af that he takes the bait every time.

Also, @Fatal Walter ,I think he's trying to make me jealous of you again. Or turn me against you. I'm not sure, maybe he thinks we're BFFs IRL?

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Anyway, if you don't want to wander over to my IG to laugh at it here it is:
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Let's see if it's in the cards for Lucas yet!

Short answer: Nope.

Long answer:

The Star reversed indicates that loneliness and lack of faith is literally in the universe's plan for you, and that you will never meet the right person and it will remain that way because, as we move through the cards, you will continue to refuse to make the necessary changes to shift that.

The Moon followed by the reversed Star essentially shows more catfish in your future or, at the very best, people who will put on a show of caring about you so long as it benefits them either by making them appear to be a 'good person', getting free things from you, or just the thrill of seeing how gullible you are. Reversed Two of Wands reiterates the reversed Star: Disappointment, being held back, finding excuses not to try, poor planning, you know, all those excuses you like to make as to why you can't just approach women without a man holding your hand and guiding you to her.

With the Five of Cups the deck is starting to repeat itself: If you do get into what you think is a relationship and ignore what The Moon has to say, it will end in abandonment, isolation, anger, disappointment, guilt, heartbreak, and probably another trip to the psych ward and another emotional breakdown.

The Hanged Man is a (futile) attempt to remind you that you will always be stuck in this cycle until you can let go of your too rigid preconceptions and "requirements" for an ideal partner and open yourself up to the possibility that what may be out there for you is not going to be your Barely Legal Teen.

Three of Cups reversed is a repeat of everything else: Any relationship or friendship at this point that you get into is just going to be someone messing with you for the fun of it, but you'll fall for it, you've been falling for it consistently for over 9 years now.

Sorry Princess, but the cards agree with me on the video title ( https://youtu.be/PZuOJw_uc8U ): Nobody cares, and the ones you think do care are only messing with you or pretending to care.
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Walter Fate is an incel? Bullshit, I fucked Walter Fate as often as today.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
What did Lucas read on the inter webs or is he just regurgitating ritz cracker pies stories of the Great Depression and the big conspiracy he’s going on. I have to admit as someone who does not shop or support Amazon people like Bezos did work hard with a one track mind to get their business going. Lucas as usual making it about the externalities. Lucas isn’t the only one who does this but it’s a good way to avoid taking any accountability which is his full time preoccupation as much as lady z
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I'm not exactly understanding the segue from the depression to stock piling weapons. Lucas's theory of mind is so difficult to grasp. My dad's parents were super old when they had him, having lived through the great deopression at a age where they could retain and discuss things. They never once said anything about millionaires. All they cared about, and everyone else, was just about making sure that they'd eat that night. I love that he thinks he would survive in anything other than capitalism. He'd get a bullet to the back of the head, and his family would receive a bill.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Lucas has so much sympathy for people who push the brooms around, and so much antipathy for people who push the pencils around, but what's his desired job of choice, his dream job? Writer or board game designer? Not too many brooms at the end of that job path, is there?

Of course it's all immaterial because Lucas is never going to work, not even the Safeway job that he claims he's been told about, because aa has been rightly said, his laziness is one of the defining characteristics of his identity.

Hearing him pontificate as man of the people, sympathy of the working class, is always hysterical, because Lucas is aa far away from a working man as you can get.

He has more in common with Henry the 8th, sitting on his ass eating a turkey leg, then he does with a blue collar worker.
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Average champagne socialist minus the champagne. I dunno if this has been said already, but Wern would be fucked anyway by soviet anti-unemployment policies. Maybe he'll find a cute gen z kulak girl at the antifa gulag
 
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