Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I’ve been putting Klickitat’s newest compilations on in the background while I do random stuff, and as usual the terminology Lucas uses is endlessly fascinating. For example, when he’s bawling his eyes out like the pussy ass bitch that he is, he starts by saying “why can’t I convince you of ANYTHING Gen Z WHY?!” and I find it interesting that he uses the word “convince”. Not “why can’t I teach you anything” or “why don’t you believe me”… No he says “why can’t I CONVINCE you” … Even in his most vulnerable and pathetic moments, he shows what a predator he is, just trying to CONVINCE people of any random lie he can to get them to like him.
 
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Twrx said:
The whole "mega micro penis" qoute is my favorite "lucas-ism", shows a tiny tiny crack in his all too protective ego.
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Agreed, I didn’t see it get much discussion on here but just lol at this concocted term. “Yeah it’s tiny but it’s bigger then other tiny ones.”

I think this is my favorite Wernism
 
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IceQueen said:
I doubt he even interacted with the girl(s) “playing with their hair”. He probably saw some girls standing across the street in a gust of wind with their heads somewhat pointed in his direction, fussing with their hair because of the aforementioned wind. Honestly, I doubt any girl (recently at least) even told him she hated him, hair brushing or not. He doesn’t interact with these women, it was more than likely the Voices on the Wind who said the “I hate you” and the hair brushing out of eyes was probably just women with long hair doing what we always do — trying to keep it out of our face.

I think even PukeAss thinks that it’s better to be hated than ignored. Deep down I think he knows he is not loved, liked, or wanted, even by his own family despite his lies to the contrary. He KNOWS he hasn’t been loved by anyone in a long time and the final few people who did love him, or still love the little boy he once was but never grew out of, have finally given up too. So his brain makes the VotW say he’s hated because even his subconscious knows no one would ever say they love him. But at least if someone says they hate him, it means they feel SOMETHING for him. Disgust, hatred, loathing are all still feelings. That’s why he continues to blow up YouTube with videos any chance he gets, even though he KNOWS that his videos will immediately be archived and we will all fill up Klickitat’s comments with how disgusting and loathsome he is. He knows that his section of this site is constantly growing.

And he doesn’t LIKE any of those things, but even though he knows that in Klickitat’s comment section and here on the Farms there absolutely are Zoomer Baes, maybe even some who are in Washington or even Spokane itself, being utterly hated isn’t as painful as being ignored. As much as he hates the things we say, he likes the attention. He likes knowing he’s being thought of. He continually posts videos and comments even though he knows that he’ll get an onslaught of downvotes and/or comments when he posts somewhere that we can leave comments. But at least we aren’t ignoring him.

From what I’ve seen on here and on other sites, not very many of us live close enough to see the cow irl. And as much as we think lots of Spokaners MUST know about him, it really doesn’t seem like they do. A handful of people, sure. But for the most part the people of Spokane, especially young Zoomers, likely don’t know who Lucas is and probably just treat him the same way they would any other raving madman on the street. I’ve passed many crazed homeless people in my own city and I’ve never thought of a single one of them a second time. As a young woman, I don’t frequent places where running into people like that is common, so I doubt I’ve seen the same crazy person twice, and if I have I don’t know it. Young women of Spokane ignore PukeAss entirely, they pay him no mind, they just keep their distance, don’t look his way, and don’t speak to him, not even to tell him that they hate him.

And I for one, hope that continues since it’s clear how much worse that is than actual hatred in PukeAss’s Swiss cheese “brain”.
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I'm just going to say if the wern had 2 brain cells and read that and comprehended what you wrote he'd probably make himself some wall pizza and call it a night.
I never thought of it that way but I think you're true and honest on so many levels that he's completely broken from nobody caring more then to tell him to fuck off, but he's also so stupid that he doesn't realize that he's fucked right in the head and needs help.
 
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HaloHero65 said:
I never thought of it that way but I think you're true and honest on so many levels that he's completely broken from nobody caring more then to tell him to fuck off, but he's also so stupid that he doesn't realize that he's fucked right in the head and needs help.
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It’s incredible with Lucas the walls of denial and obfuscation he has built around his psyche to protect himself but also make it impossible for him to improve in any way. We’ve seen him fly into a narcissistic rage when that layer of denial is punctured like when he’s stuck under a bridge fresh out of the nut hut with no tard bud to flash around and he’s struggling with the cold harsh reality that his ultimate fate will be to die alone. He will say in response to this well I hate all of you humans anyways and I never want to see any of you again. Pure coping response saying I don’t want to see any of you again which we know is not true.

I think he needs fancy restaurant food and motel 6 stays to feel that slight elevation above rock bottom to convince himself that magically the world can go his way by being extravagant every opportunity he gets. Its like he’s trying to prove reality wrong by saying look I can get what I want even if it’s only for one night. My magical thinking and belief makes this viable which also means I can get the girl I want in the same way I use your community resources to splurge on luxury meals and motels.

It would be interesting as someone was saying before to get a sense of the pushback Lucas might have received from his family with regards to his unhealthy fixation on young girls. How would you respond except to get him a whole year of treatment which even then couldn’t fix his incurable narcism and sense of entitlement. Maybe he will get a brain tumour that pushes on another side of his brain and that will help.
 
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Catching up after a couple days but I love reading page after page of micro penis talk.

Lucas never admits his mistakes or errors but he seems to recognize that other people see things as problems as tries to rationalize and argue against them:

“you’re fat” has been met with him saying that he already lost 200lbs and found love when fatter so this he isn’t fat.
“You’re bipolar” is met with him discounting it or claiming it’s a sign of brilliance. Or calls of ableism
“You’re unstable” is met with calls of classism and promises of inheritance
“You’re bald” results in rationalizations that his hair is sexy (vomit)
“You’re too loud/crazy/etc” is met with claims that it’s only bc he has no girlfriend. He’s calm with vitamin Pussy…
But “you’re too old” is met with the magic semen. He is old. And old is good. Or youre a bigot.
“You have a DV history” is “you hold grudges! I drank soda because Suzanne bought a soda stream and I can’t be expected to stop myself”


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I hope he turns his misfortune into an opportunity to show lady Z that he is plenty good father material by his ability to build a forest shelter and cook eggs over a fire. He should start a Spokane bush crafting video series showing his rugged survival skills as a homeless older daddy.
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this is the best timeline

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
The new addition last time was the electric sperm, Van der waals forces, etc.
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This has become the darkest timeline.
 
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So, I suppose Lucas is back to wandering around the puzzle factory with his headphones and doing the occasional art therapy? They need to relase the cow. And this time tell him to get into outpatient. Not that he will listen. All this paid for by the taxpayers. Kick the cow out on the streets. Drop him off in front of Clinkerdaggers.

God help the therapists who have to listen to Lucas mooing about how he is plenty good and how he has electric sperm and how Gen Z women and their bigotry drove him to the brink of suicide. I can't imagine.
 
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So, I suppose Lucas is back to wandering around the puzzle factory with his headphones and doing the occasional art therapy? They need to relase the cow. And this time tell him to get into outpatient. Not that he will listen. All this paid for by the taxpayers. Kick the cow out on the streets. Drop him off in front of Clinkerdaggers.

God help the therapists who have to listen to Lucas mooing about how he is plenty good and how he has electric sperm and how Gen Z women and their bigotry drove him to the brink of suicide. I can't imagine.
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I haven’t been giving this thread the attention it deserves lately, but do we have proof he is back in the nut hut? Or is this just speculation?

Last I remember he was checking himself in to some “stabilization” care or whatever but no idea if he is still being held or not.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
It’s incredible with Lucas the walls of denial and obfuscation he has built around his psyche to protect himself but also make it impossible for him to improve in any way. We’ve seen him fly into a narcissistic rage when that layer of denial is punctured like when he’s stuck under a bridge fresh out of the nut hut with no tard bud to flash around and he’s struggling with the cold harsh reality that his ultimate fate will be to die alone. He will say in response to this well I hate all of you humans anyways and I never want to see any of you again. Pure coping response saying I don’t want to see any of you again which we know is not true.

I think he needs fancy restaurant food and motel 6 stays to feel that slight elevation above rock bottom to convince himself that magically the world can go his way by being extravagant every opportunity he gets. Its like he’s trying to prove reality wrong by saying look I can get what I want even if it’s only for one night. My magical thinking and belief makes this viable which also means I can get the girl I want in the same way I use your community resources to splurge on luxury meals and motels.

It would be interesting as someone was saying before to get a sense of the pushback Lucas might have received from his family with regards to his unhealthy fixation on young girls. How would you respond except to get him a whole year of treatment which even then couldn’t fix his incurable narcism and sense of entitlement. Maybe he will get a brain tumour that pushes on another side of his brain and that will help.
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That makes me wonder if that particular way of his thinking came about after seeing one of those videos about positive thinking somehow manifesting reality. You know, that new age pseudoscience positive thinking stuff. It would certainly fit with his MO to hear something like that, latch on to it and twist it around in his head until he became obsessive about it like he did with telomeres
 
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"I'm no longer homeless" really has the ring of "Yes! My love quest is finally complete!" to me. Like dude maybe wait and see if it works out before you brag. He could easily become homeless again and almost certainly will, his behavior is intolerable over any extended period of time. I just hope it's a men's only shelter/halfway house/group home whatever the fuck it is. Really Lucas should be housed alone if the welfare state wants to house him, just to avoid inflicting him on other people whose lives are already rough enough. But we know he doesn't like to live alone because it aggravates his schizophrenia, while being around people keeps the voices on the wind somewhat quieter. But of course even this could be remedied if Lucas would only take his goddamn meds holy shit my dude
 
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