Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

mothman96 said:
Where he's living at he can get a part time job at Safeway.

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For the first minute of the video I was actually kind of impressed. Lucas seemed medicated, tolerable, and sounded like he had a plan for digging himself out of the hole. Then his craziness creeped back in, and by the end so did the agitation. I give this calmer and more medicated version of him 48 hours before he’s acting like a baboon on the streets again.
 
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mothman96 said:
Where he's living at he can get a part time job at Safeway.

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He wouldn't be able to hold down a job for long even as a cart boy or someone stocking shelves, he'd have a massive chimp out the moment he saw a dad with his two teenage daughters, which is really gross. He might have the gumption to say, hey look at me Gen Z I have a job or he might pass the girl a creepy note and the dad would call Lucas a sick freak and have him fired.

edit: but there are no meds strong enough to give Lucas the sanity to pass an interview so no point wondering how long his job would last at Safeway and his internet history as a cretin speaks for itself to any prospective employer.
 
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mothman96 said:
Where he's living at he can get a part time job at Safeway.

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"You've all seen my video where I was berating two cats kinda nicely, like you bad kitties! You bad kitties!" HAHAHAHA no actually I haven't seen that one Lucas what the fuck. Let me go back through the flood of over 100 completely insane videos you posted in the five days you were out of the looney bin and find it, you fuck.

And goddamn he's still saying "mitigate" for "mediate" huh? I hope he mitigates the damage he does to the world by choking on all the meat he ate.

I... I'm sorry

Edit: damn I just cannot get over how fuckin funny it is to watch a video of a schizophrenic hobo very calmly saying "You saw the video where I berated two cats" like it's the most normal charmingly funny shit, that's so fucking choice oh my god
 
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Gaear Grimsrud said:
Part of me wants to congratulate him for somewhat improving his lot in life, but I also know that he's still very much the same piece of shit he always was, so no thank you.
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Also, we have no proof that he HAS improved his lot in life. Wherever he's living likely won't last long, and we don't even know if he really does have a place to live or if it's like the LA saga where somebody just TOLD him he has a place to live and he's taking that as gospel. He's medicated for the present moment but he likely just got out of the hospital today -- as soon as taking his meds falls back on him, he will stop like he always does.
 
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Twrx said:
How long until he starts talking about how his station in life, is higher than the homeless again?
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Three weeks, assuming he keeps this place for that long.

He’ll be spittle-boasting to his phone camera that he’s not some penniless homeless loser, Lucas has four walls and a toilet. Come get it honies, unf unf.

(I gave it a relatively long three weeks because I assume that’s as long as he will comply with taking his meds, at most.)
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
He wouldn't be able to hold down a job for long even as a cart boy or someone stocking shelves, he'd have a massive chimp out the moment he saw a dad with his two teenage daughters, which is really gross. He might have the gumption to say, hey look at me Gen Z I have a job or he might pass the girl a creepy note and the dad would call Lucas a sick freak and have him fired.

edit: but there are no meds strong enough to give Lucas the sanity to pass an interview so no point wondering how long his job would last at Safeway and his internet history as a cretin speaks for itself to any prospective employer.
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When I was in high school they had literal wheelchair bound retards greeting people at stores in the mall, Wal-Mart, etc.

It's insane that Lucas' brain is so diseased that he's less employable than a person who has to have someone else wipe the slobber from their mouth and is confined to a wheelchair 24/7.

It's safe to say Lucas will be in the same boat as the Wal-Mart / Sam Goody greeters before his life is over. His diabetes will claim multiple appendages/limbs before all is said and done and he's nearly slobbering on himself as a 42 year old...imagining Lucas' mental state as a 60+ year old senior citizen has me grinning from ear to ear.
 
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I'm enjoying myself tonight!

For the new-ish people to the thread: I'm not getting mad/annoyed over a cow, I specifically respond to him the way I do because it's funny af that he takes the bait every time.

Also, @Fatal Walter ,I think he's trying to make me jealous of you again. Or turn me against you. I'm not sure, maybe he thinks we're BFFs IRL?

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Anyway, if you don't want to wander over to my IG to laugh at it here it is:
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Let's see if it's in the cards for Lucas yet!

Short answer: Nope.

Long answer:

The Star reversed indicates that loneliness and lack of faith is literally in the universe's plan for you, and that you will never meet the right person and it will remain that way because, as we move through the cards, you will continue to refuse to make the necessary changes to shift that.

The Moon followed by the reversed Star essentially shows more catfish in your future or, at the very best, people who will put on a show of caring about you so long as it benefits them either by making them appear to be a 'good person', getting free things from you, or just the thrill of seeing how gullible you are. Reversed Two of Wands reiterates the reversed Star: Disappointment, being held back, finding excuses not to try, poor planning, you know, all those excuses you like to make as to why you can't just approach women without a man holding your hand and guiding you to her.

With the Five of Cups the deck is starting to repeat itself: If you do get into what you think is a relationship and ignore what The Moon has to say, it will end in abandonment, isolation, anger, disappointment, guilt, heartbreak, and probably another trip to the psych ward and another emotional breakdown.

The Hanged Man is a (futile) attempt to remind you that you will always be stuck in this cycle until you can let go of your too rigid preconceptions and "requirements" for an ideal partner and open yourself up to the possibility that what may be out there for you is not going to be your Barely Legal Teen.

Three of Cups reversed is a repeat of everything else: Any relationship or friendship at this point that you get into is just going to be someone messing with you for the fun of it, but you'll fall for it, you've been falling for it consistently for over 9 years now.

Sorry Princess, but the cards agree with me on the video title ( https://youtu.be/PZuOJw_uc8U ): Nobody cares, and the ones you think do care are only messing with you or pretending to care.
 
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