Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Oh yeah, this will totally end well and won't lead to lucas getting banned from another place, if not outright arrested and/or committed again

and she might think twice about a life of dealing with special ed after she gets an education about what getting into the sights of someone like lucas can lead to. That said, lucas's literally acting stalkerish and predatory analyzing his prey like this. Finds out what her schedule is, what she does for a living, what her goals are, knows she probably has a soft spot for the speds, which lucas thinks he can use to manipulate her into being nice to him and is clearly trying to rationalize both to himself and others that he should go for it and make a pass at her

This is the exact behavior one can expect from abusers, predators and creeps and he's advertising it for the world to see, acting like its perfectly normal

I'm going to guess once she finds out who he is she avoids the fuck out of him if she can't outright ghost him and he'll have a little tantrum and blame "cockblockers" and "background noise" for it.
 
Lucas has diabetic ulcers on his feet and the scent of a specific fecund 22 year old in his nostrils. He is visibily decaying, but doesn't slow down his hunt for puss puss.

Lucas has seldom been observed focussing his romantic attentions on individual girls; he targets entire generations (Millenials, Gen Z, Gen Alpha in a few years). But he feels encouraged with this particular Kween. He's spoken with her. He believes she is attainable; she has EBT. Oh my. Will she be shades of Lacie, or the poor unfortunate volunteer hairdresser that he crushed on?

I look forward to seeing where Lucas directs his anger when he is swooped or cock blocked. Sometimes, when the feelings are big and bad enough, they can't be eaten away.
 
Bruh, what bed? You living in adult day care. I swear he's gotten wider since no longer being a hobo
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He looks completely insane in this photo, shirtless, dull black eyes with a thousand yard stare.

The women would be plentiful and beautiful and all into me? What does he want a trip to Epstein’s private island so he can live out his days like a hedonist faggot with a harem of teenagers.

You wouldn’t laugh at my pain, you’d feel the same. We do laugh at your pain it’s hilarious to watch you run circles in a hell of your own making. And who else can possibly feel the same about your sperm?
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He looks completely insane in this photo, shirtless, dull black eyes with a thousand yard stare.

The women would be plentiful and beautiful and all into me? What does he want a trip to Epstein’s private island so he can live out his days like a hedonistic faggot with a harem of teenagers.

You wouldn’t laugh at my pain, you’d feel the same. We do laugh at your pain it’s hilarious to watch you run circles in a hell of your own making. And who else can possibly feel the same about your sperm?View attachment 2647610
This picture looks like one of those mugshots they take while you’re already in prison, just to update your file or because there was “an incident.” Like they had to extract him from his cell because he kept slamming his head on the wall and wailing, crying out about zoomers, gen zee puss puss, and his electric jizz. And this is what he looked like after the butt shot sedative wore out and they let him out of the restraint chair. One could hope for that outcome, at least.
 
Bruh, what bed? You living in adult day care. I swear he's gotten wider since no longer being a hobo
Who told him he’s some sort of “big guy” women would see as a big ol’ teddy bear that would protect him? How does he not see he’s a morbidly obese pile of MRSA ridden fat and skin, top with a grotesquely oversized and misshapen head. He does not have even one redeeming physical quality.

His complete lack of awareness regarding how unattractive he is will always be what baffles me most about him. I just don’t understand how he can realistically think any woman would find him attractive.
 
Would @Christo4k47 happen to be Lucas by chance? Who ever it is they’re on a neg-rating spergfest on this thread this morning.

And @mothman96 please don’t tell me he has focused in on a specific girl. It’s much safer when he is courting an entire generation than a real solitary woman. Poor girl.

edit - Yeah. It’s Lucas. Scratch that.
 
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“Little Boy Wern” hahaha, I think that might be a Lil Peep reference but he has no idea how accurate it is. The ultimate manchild

“The women would be plentiful and beautiful and they’d all be into me”, I thought you only needed one gf Lucas? Getting greedy with the harem fantasies there. Multiples at a time!

And is @Christo4k47 really Lucas or is he just some other sperg? I have a hard time seeing Lucas putting “Christ” in his username. I checked out his post history and he is definitely big time stupid, doesn’t quite feel like Lucas’ brand of stupidity tho. I could be wrong, I didn’t dive too deep, not trying to get brain cancer this morning
 
Would @Christo4k47 happen to be Lucas by chance? Who ever it is they’re on a neg-rating spergfest on this thread this morning.

Did Lucas make an another appearance in his thread, only to neg rate a few posts?

And is @Christo4k47 really Lucas or is he just some other sperg? I have a hard time seeing Lucas putting “Christ” in his username. I checked out his post history and he is definitely big time stupid, doesn’t quite feel like Lucas’ brand of stupidity tho. I could be wrong, I didn’t dive too deep, not trying to get brain cancer this morning

Christo4k47 has 2 posts in this thread. The 2nd one posted (Apr 22, 2017) while Lucas was already behind lock and key at Eastern State Hospital. Just an idiot that shows up once in a while to neg rate.

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“Little Boy Wern” hahaha, I think that might be a Lil Peep reference but he has no idea how accurate it is. The ultimate manchild

“The women would be plentiful and beautiful and they’d all be into me”, I thought you only needed one gf Lucas? Getting greedy with the harem fantasies there. Multiples at a time!

And is @Christo4k47 really Lucas or is he just some other sperg? I have a hard time seeing Lucas putting “Christ” in his username. I checked out his post history and he is definitely big time stupid, doesn’t quite feel like Lucas’ brand of stupidity tho. I could be wrong, I didn’t dive too deep, not trying to get brain cancer this morning
I scanned the user history this morning. It looked like the concensus was that it was him. You might be right though. I’m not 100% sure.
 
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Still, it's amazing that even when he meets his dream girl with an EBT card, he still finds excuses to NOT go talk to her.

Call it "playing it cool", I call it being a pussy.

Also, she really likes him? Yeah. In the past, Lucas hasn't been the best judge of what people's feelings for him are.

Lucas always, ALWAYS mistakes basic politeness as, "Okay this is my new best friend!".

He has no clue how to read social cues whatsoever.
 
Who told him he’s some sort of “big guy” women would see as a big ol’ teddy bear that would protect him? How does he not see he’s a morbidly obese pile of MRSA ridden fat and skin, top with a grotesquely oversized and misshapen head. He does not have even one redeeming physical quality.

His complete lack of awareness regarding how unattractive he is will always be what baffles me most about him. I just don’t understand how he can realistically think any woman would find him attractive.
It's most puzzling how Lucas always thinks he's attractive. Everything about him. His enormous face, what can you do? But his body is so fat and lumpy and nasty. MRSA, dead foot, he's the most unhealthy dude I've ever seen that's under 60 years old.
 
Christo4k47 has 2 posts in this thread. The 2nd one posted (Apr 22, 2017) while Lucas was already behind lock and key at Eastern State Hospital. Just an idiot that shows up once in a while to neg rate.

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Alas. Disappointment piles upon disappointment,

Lucas always, ALWAYS mistakes basic politeness as, "Okay this is my new best friend!".

He has no clue how to read social cues whatsoever.
Social illiteracy is Lucas's best feature. If a cashier says "Thank you, have a nice day" when handing him his change, he interprets it as flirting. He seems to transform any measure of attention and courtesy he receives, however slight, into something intimate and meaningful.
 
I scanned the user history this morning. It looked like the concensus was that it was him. You might be right though. I’m not 100% sure.

Idk I say it's not him. His posts/topics are too varied to be Lucas. Lucas has a one track mind and I wasn't getting the Lucas vibe from reading his posts, esp the older ones. The guy does appear to be a cow himself, though.
 
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