Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Fatal Walter said:
Well, he has to use cashapp. This is what happens when you go to his patreon.
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If his patreon got reported and gets pulled its only a matter of time before his cashapp account does as well. After all, trying to get donations to essentially use to go after little girls for 'dates' has to be some kind of violation. Particularly if the admin reviewing it was told to google his history and confirm it

Getting that account banned would piss lucas off to no end. No patreon, no cashapp, almost no money in his beetus numbed hands all month. Reality of life with no money would hit him pretty quickly and make him start getting resentful. He can't stand not having money to gorge himself and bait little girls
 
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WonderWino said:
If his patreon got reported and gets pulled its only a matter of time before his cashapp account does as well. After all, trying to get donations to essentially use to go after little girls for 'dates' has to be some kind of violation. Particularly if the admin reviewing it was told to google his history and confirm it

Getting that account banned would piss lucas off to no end. No patreon, no cashapp, almost no money in his beetus numbed hands all month. Reality of life with no money would hit him pretty quickly and make him start getting resentful. He can't stand not having money to gorge himself and bait little girls
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He had a Paypal Account for a while. That was when he was begging for stupid amounts of money and he would give half to the homeless and send you a signed copy of Meeple Toss or Dance of the Telomeres or some stupid game he made. Lunacy!

Paypal took care of that. And all of his Weebly pages got shut down. He did not say much when either got shut down. He kind of went on as if they never existed. He will eventually run out of cash apps to create. He maybe will need to beg for people to send him Western Unions! How great would that be?
 
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mothman96 said:
Note what he says there -"she fucked me whenever I wanted".

Thanks to @klickitat we have the audio from the OutcastOwls 1st interview with the Freak. Starting at 40:00 Skeletor asks about Suzanne and Lucas says she was a very beautiful woman etc. At about 41:00 Skeletor asks Lucas "How often you guys fuck in a week". Lucas says "once or twice". Lucas then says "We only fucked when she wanted to".

It was her call when to have sex, not the Freaks. I'd say it was more likely once or twice a month. Maybe not even twice.


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We have seen pictures of Suzanne.

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Back in the thread is a screenshot of a note Suzanne left for Lucas telling him to clean the microwave. I'm sure there was a lot of that going on, Suzanne always getting after the Freak to clean up.
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There is also definitely a screenshot or two floating around where he admits that she stopped sleeping with him altogether at some point and he and his mother both concluded that she likely was cheating on him.
 
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Lucas's insanity gives him the ability to see what sanity does not. All the age gaping going down on lower Post st.

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And the "man" Lucas has to be back at Mallon Place by 11pm for quiet time.

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mothman96 said:
Lucas's insanity gives him the ability to see what sanity does not. All the age gaping going down on lower Post st.

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And the "man" Lucas has to be back at Mallon Place by 11pm for quiet time.

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Bernie Sanders upon them 😂
And Lucas unironically responds and AOC too lol. The disciple of Bernie Sanders, for an atheist that sounds pretty religious.

Edit: insanity gives him the ability to see what sanity does not. I really find this statement interesting. There’s something to think about there for sure. I mean there is no sanity in literally anything he is saying. Or ability to understand that no one thinks about him going to bars and clubs and yet he acts as though he is being deliberately left out of something by whichever large forces at work, capitalism, flatbills, background voices, Republicans, those who drive cars, zoomer dudes etc. are trying to keep the Wern and his scientific truth down.
 
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Maxxicus Callahan said:
Bernie Sanders upon them 😂
And Lucas unironically responds and AOC too lol. The disciple of Bernie Sanders, for an atheist that sounds pretty religious.

Edit: insanity gives him the ability to see what sanity does not. I really find this statement interesting. There’s something to think about there for sure. I mean there is no sanity in literally anything he is saying. Or ability to understand that no one thinks about him going to bars and clubs and yet he acts as though he is being deliberately left out of something by whichever large forces at work, capitalism, flatbills, background voices, Republicans, those who drive cars, zoomer dudes etc. are trying to keep the Wern and his scientific truth down.
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Skeletor has told Lucas that when he's down on Post St. he doesn't see the age gaping going on as Lucas says. I think that is why Lucas came up with the age gaping happens Monday through Thursday and hour or 2 before closing, telling Skeletor he hasn't seen the age gaping because he hasn't been there at the right time.

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Monday through Thursday Bistango closes at 12pm. Lucas says the age gaping starts at about 10pm. Lucas has to be back at Mallon Place by 11 pm. Now the time it takes him to walk from Bistango back to Mallon Place has to be taken into account. Doesn't look like it'll leave the freak hardly any time to make his moves on hot Gen Z's at the bar.
 
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mothman96 said:
Skeletor has told Lucas that when he's down on Post St. he doesn't see the age gaping going on as Lucas says. I think that is why Lucas came up with the age gaping happens Monday through Thursday and hour or 2 before closing, telling Skeletor he hasn't seen the age gaping because he hasn't been there at the right time.
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Google shows they close at midnight during the week. So middle-aged men (with cars and credit cards, so one assumes they do work) are out and about at that hour during the week picking up 21 year olds. OK.
 
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mothman96 said:
No hot bae to fuck = no God.
He keeps saying hey to the baes -- The baes ignore him.

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He says: "I don't have a lot of time". Really? He has no job, no responsibilities, isn't in school. Maybe some medical and hopefully, mental health appointments, but that is it. I guess with his curfew, maybe that is what he means?
 
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Da Dude123 said:
He says: "I don't have a lot of time". Really? He has no job, no responsibilities, isn't in school. Maybe some medical and hopefully, mental health appointments, but that is it. I guess with his curfew, maybe that is what he means?
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Maybe he threw that in there as a way to set up an excuse for not waddling down to the bars once he gets his ID.

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I still don't believe that an ID is needed to get into the bars. If someone looks like under 21, I can see checking the ID to make sure they are old enough. No one is going to mistake the freak for under 21.
 
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Ткотејебе said:
I hope he finds a "hot young" zoomer bae tranny and when he finally gets her naked, she drops panties and pulls out a dick, way bigger than his. And swings it around and tells him "hey Luke, we have have all been waiting for you, this whole time."
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I don’t think he would believe he got that far and it would just devolve into a Jason Perva 2.0 situation that he would spin as a sexual success story or a display of his openness to the gay community if he were found out.

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It would be really funny if Lucas started sporting a Uskanka to show off his comrade credentials. Take that flatbills!
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Just because someone chooses not to have sex with Lucas, doesn’t mean they’re catting around. He’s fat and lazy and gross and I can’t imagine how terrible in bed he would be. It seems like that would have happened eventually regardless.

I think her libido just up and committed suicide.
 
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mothman96 said:
No hot bae to fuck = no God.
He keeps saying hey to the baes -- The baes ignore him.

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I hope nobody ever tells him he can edit his videos before posting them. That last 10-15 seconds where he delivers his scathing finisher then struggles to hit the stop button without looking away from the camera is always my favorite part.
 
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mothman96 said:
Lucas's insanity gives him the ability to see what sanity does not. All the age gaping going down on lower Post st.

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And the "man" Lucas has to be back at Mallon Place by 11pm for quiet time.

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God damn I love when he doesn't understand sarcasm or people making fun of him. "Bernie Sanders upon them" ahahahaha

"The world is waiting on you, Spokane" yeah the world is holding its fucking breath to see if a random hobo in Spokane, Washington (a city I had honestly never heard of before I found this thread) finds true love with a fertile teenager. Also bro, Spokane is a city. Okay? It's a city. You just offered to buy a fucking metro area a martini at Bistango. You forgot to even specify female or Gen Z this time, but that's not the point. You are trying to woo demographics with memes on Facebook. Fucking dust yourself off, you're done, what the fuck? How does a person even get to the point where they think human relationships work like this? Even Russell Greer stalks and harasses specific women.

Edit: in "What God Without Proof of Their Love", he says:
And then you walk past me and say "Oh, lower Post Street" and I'll say "hey" and you ignore me. Cuz you keep doin' that, bitches!
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Sounds like another voice-on-the-wind audio hallucination. Obviously women are not saying "Lower Post St." to Lucas as they pass him on the street. That street is something that he's obsessed with as "the location", but it's not the city-designated Age Gap District, it's not anything to anyone else in Spokane. And even if it was, why tell Lucas about it? Oh right, he's That Motherfucker and all the age gappers know he normalized their lifestyle but is now cruelly excluded from the scene he created.

In that same video he also says "I don't have a lot of money, I don't have a lot of time" ahahaha bro, only one of those things is true. Unless he meant "I don't have a lot of time left on Earth due to these diabetic ulcers".
 
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