Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Freak, you will never qualify as a silverback. You are just a middle aged decrepit bum that can't take care of himself and needs to live in an assisted living facility.

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Does he think if he keeps repeating his insanity it's going to come true.

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It’s funny because Lucas is definitely the most immature man alive.

Does Lucas still not have an ID card? why is he so obsessed with a bar he cant even get in to currently? After all this time I still cant handle how fucking stupid Lucas the Bumcel continues to be
He also can’t get inside a Gen Z woman, but that’s never stopped him from obsessing.
 
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Does Lucas still not have an ID card? why is he so obsessed with a bar he cant even get in to currently? After all this time I still cant handle how fucking stupid Lucas the Bumcel continues to be
I checked. From the day he had his picture taken it'll take from 2 to 4 weeks to receive the card in the mail. In 1 of his latest streams he said he'd had his picture taken, so it'll be at least 2 weeks from that day. For sure he should have it by the middle of Nov. But he could be lying about the picture, we'll see.

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The week before he'd said he had an appt for the coming Monday to get his ID. That coming Monday was the 18th. On the 18th he was at Deaconess Hospital getting his diabetic feet sores treated and made a couple videos in front of the hospital. So did he go to his ID appt on Monday the 18th?
 
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He also can’t get inside a Gen Z woman, but that’s never stopped him from obsessing.
Lucas gets fixated on things and places that reflect the fantasy version of himself that he wishes was true.

Because Lucas isn't young, and he desires young women, he tries to think of ways to present himself as being the positive alternative, and because the positive adjectives associated with older men are distinguished, sophisticated, mature, Lucas must be those things.

This is the only reason he fixated on those particular bars. Lucas is quite afraid of youth culture. He wouldn't fit in any better at a bar that caters to an older group of people, if such a thing is even possible, but he loves to think of himself as sophisticated, when in reality, Lucas is less mature than your average 16 year old guy who has an after-school job.

Lucas is literally just a whiny baby crying out for a titty.

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It's funny, Lucas mentions that he used to be into older women around the time he dated Suzanne, as if going after her was a conscious choice, rather than taking the only woman he could get.

But if there's any truth to this, it shows that Lucas, before EBT cards and social services, wanted to be taken care of above All Else. He was willing to temporarily put his pedophilic sexual fantasies on the back burner, and have sex with an older woman he wasn't attracted to, just to be guaranteed a roof and food.

At some point, Lucas realized that an EBT card and the largesse of the social system in a town like Spokane would fill all of his mommy needs, and he decided to pursue his genuine sexual desire, young girls.

Still, it's interesting to me that at one point Lucas was cynical and practical enough to pursue a woman only to the betterment of his status, much like he says about gold diggers. You could easily argue that Lucas was a gold-digging man, seeking a situation with a woman who would support him.

I mean, is that really such a stretch? That's exactly what he was doing.
 
I checked. From the day he had his picture taken it'll take from 2 to 4 weeks to receive the card in the mail. In 1 of his latest streams he said he'd had his picture taken, so it'll be at least 2 weeks from that day. For sure he should have it by the middle of Nov. But he could be lying about the picture, we'll see.
Dear God, I hope with all of my heart that this picture was taken at the same weird up the nose angle all of his videos are filmed at.
 
Lucas gets fixated on things and places that reflect the fantasy version of himself that he wishes was true.

Because Lucas isn't young, and he desires young women, he tries to think of ways to present himself as being the positive alternative, and because the positive adjectives associated with older men are distinguished, sophisticated, mature, Lucas must be those things.

This is the only reason he fixated on those particular bars. Lucas is quite afraid of youth culture. He wouldn't fit in any better at a bar that caters to an older group of people, if such a thing is even possible, but he loves to think of himself as sophisticated, when in reality, Lucas is less mature than your average 16 year old guy who has an after-school job.

Lucas is literally just a whiny baby crying out for a titty.

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It's funny, Lucas mentions that he used to be into older women around the time he dated Suzanne, as if going after her was a conscious choice, rather than taking the only woman he could get.

But if there's any truth to this, it shows that Lucas, before EBT cards and social services, wanted to be taken care of above All Else. He was willing to temporarily put his pedophilic sexual fantasies on the back burner, and have sex with an older woman he wasn't attracted to, just to be guaranteed a roof and food.

At some point, Lucas realized that an EBT card and the largesse of the social system in a town like Spokane would fill all of his mommy needs, and he decided to pursue his genuine sexual desire, young girls.

Still, it's interesting to me that at one point Lucas was cynical and practical enough to pursue a woman only to the betterment of his status, much like he says about gold diggers. You could easily argue that Lucas was a gold-digging man, seeking a situation with a woman who would support him.

I mean, is that really such a stretch? That's exactly what he was doing.

Also, while I think that his desires are completely genuine and he’s fully convinced himself that his magical spells will save the world, I think part of his fixation on the unobtainable is self-preservation. He’s unappealing to any woman of any age. Like you said, he wouldn’t fit in at any bar with any crowd. He has to make massive changes and start taking some responsibility for his life and health to have any shot at building healthy relationships.

But Lucas doesn’t want to do that. He also doesn’t want to accept that he is the problem. So he fixates on hot young women that he doesn’t stand a chance with. He obsesses over bars but dawdles over getting an ID. Now he can blame agephobia and Gen Z men and his lack of an ID for his loneliness. There’s always a convenient (if unhinged) excuse for why he can’t get a girlfriend. Lucas will literally latch on to anything, no matter how insane, if it means he can shift the blame away from his own shortcomings.
 
Does anyone actually think he'll go to a bar once he gets that elusive ID card? Even if he does, he'll just sit there glaring at women like a predator until he gets asked to leave for creeping people out, then REEEEE about getting cockblocked. That's if he even does, why should he have to go anywhere and put any effort into getting a girlfriend when they should be lining up outside Mallon asking for him by name?
 
Also, while I think that his desires are completely genuine and he’s fully convinced himself that his magical spells will save the world, I think part of his fixation on the unobtainable is self-preservation. He’s unappealing to any woman of any age. Like you said, he wouldn’t fit in at any bar with any crowd. He has to make massive changes and start taking some responsibility for his life and health to have any shot at building healthy relationships.

But Lucas doesn’t want to do that. He also doesn’t want to accept that he is the problem. So he fixates on hot young women that he doesn’t stand a chance with. He obsesses over bars but dawdles over getting an ID. Now he can blame agephobia and Gen Z men and his lack of an ID for his loneliness. There’s always a convenient (if unhinged) excuse for why he can’t get a girlfriend. Lucas will literally latch on to anything, no matter how insane, if it means he can shift the blame away from his own shortcomings.
I don't believe Lucas would be able to have a healthy relationship with anyone even if he were to make massive changes,take responsibility for his life and health.
 
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Suave and debonair indeed.
 
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Been busy af yesterday and today, here's the stream where he ragequit after admitting he knew he'd die alone and the short bitching about him being an incel means there's no god.

Still uploading, set as a premiere so chat will be on.


Oh shit, he just went live, I'm technically competing for chat people now I guess--or at least that's what he's going to think.
 

The end of this is classic. Lucas threatens to punch the screen, to knock someone out in the chat, thinks better of it, and spits on his own phone.

Outburst starts at 1:50:35

IMHO it's the funniest Lucas content in the past 6 months.

Edit:. Lucas's posture in these recent podcasts from the Mallon House is hysterical. The way he cranes his head forward, as if he has to rest his eyeballs on the screen to be able to read it, and sits there with his mouth open, makes him look even more retarded than he actually is. And that's saying quite a bit...
 
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