Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Da Dude123 said:
Of course the cow doesn't care. He doesn't understand people who have to work. He is just a tugboat collecting fool. Proud of his EBT card, when he had it.
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Poop Shoot said:
Thanks for going through the trouble, I think we all know we’ll still be there in 3 months so I’m looking forward to it.
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It was pretty much as easy as plugging in my email address and info about the report (got the date/time stamp from the body cam footage). They make public records requests pretty easy.

I've been kind of curious about that one since the bodycam footage was posted because it's so clear from that footage that the cop doesn't believe a word Lucas is saying. Definitely interested to know if that came through in the written report as well as it did while he was taking the report.
 
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Wernology said:
I'd imagine if his feet aren't improving and/or are getting worse, it means his diabetes (even with metformin & insulin) isn't very well controlled and he's having difficulty getting it under control.

If he's still on Abilify, they really need to take him off of that; it's legit a rare side effect that you can develop type 2 diabetes even with no history of diabetes while on it and if you already are diabetic it can make it harder to control. Power level reason I know that: I gained 25lb in literally 7 days with no changes to my diet or exercise when they put me on Abilify and my fasting blood test levels had shot up from the low end of normal to borderline diabetic.

In seven. days.

After stopping the Abilify that all went away except the fucking 25lb which I had to work off, but my blood sugar levels evened out and I wasn't gaining weight anymore.

It's specifically mentioned in the medication's literature to make your dr aware if you're diabetic or have high blood sugar AND that you should get your blood tested before going on it. "Before taking ABILIFY, tell your healthcare provider about all your medical conditions, including if you have or had: diabetes or high blood sugar in you or your family; your healthcare provider should check your blood sugar before you start ABILIFY and also during therapy."

I can guarantee if he's still on Abilify it's fucking up his pre-existing diabetes if he's sticking to testing his blood sugar, taking insulin when needed, and keeping up with his Metformin and he's likely keeping up with those because the Mallon Place staff is enforcing it.

And since we know Lucas reads this thread and likes to thoroughly misunderstand abstracts, this one details it a little more: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18752391/
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Does Lucas have type 2 diabetes? All APDs are pretty gnarly when it comes to insulin resistance and given what Lucas is, I can see a physician priming the Naranjo algorithm or whatever differential apparatus being used, and writing the script. If you don't mind me asking, when they ran your blood, did they mention anything about free fatty acids to you? (feel free to ignore that question.) I'm just personally curious, there is still a lot of debate and speculation about the mechanisms in play concerning APDs and insulin resistance.

I think it is significant though, that he continues to take it despite his diabetes, if only because it confirms for me that Lucas is for sure not being treated for a delusional disorder. If Lucas is being prescribed something like metformin along with aripiprazole, the Pharmacist is going to be calling the provider, so this is consciously done.
 
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Wernie Sanders said:
He was completely terrified of that black lady on the podcast.
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What a pussy Lucas could get from getting terrified a black lady LOL. If she's more blacker, Lucas could jump the shit away from the podcast in pure fear.
 
Wernology said:
It was pretty much as easy as plugging in my email address and info about the report (got the date/time stamp from the body cam footage). They make public records requests pretty easy.

I've been kind of curious about that one since the bodycam footage was posted because it's so clear from that footage that the cop doesn't believe a word Lucas is saying. Definitely interested to know if that came through in the written report as well as it did while he was taking the report.
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I thought we already saw the narrative from that report, didn't we? The one where the cop was like "I only saw a pimple."

Or are you trying to get a report from the night the attack supposedly happened?
 
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I thought they were all on Post Street?

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Jesus, (literally) he's back to THIS shite?

I swear, Lucas is clearly more comfortable in his greatly-maligned identity as the trolled Spokane King of Telomeres, forever searching for the location of puss-puss and parties, than he is with this recent story about how hard he's trying to change and how all his bad behavior is old Lucas.

He'd rather be a pedo hobo who sees himself as the only person in the world who understands politics and genetics, than to just be rudderless, drifting, with an uncertain future his only reward.

Whoever said that Lucas was in love with this comfortable lie that gave him an identity was right. Memes like this... you can almost hear his diseased feet sinking into those well-worn ruts he's carved into this fruitless path, after years of treading the road of narcissistic delusion. You can almost here the sigh of relief.

Yes, indeed, WHERE THE GIRLS AT?!?!?

And they say you can't go home again.
 
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DeletedSoul said:
I thought we already saw the narrative from that report, didn't we? The one where the cop was like "I only saw a pimple."

Or are you trying to get a report from the night the attack supposedly happened?
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The night the attack supposedly happened. Honestly I doubt there will be much more than we'd already guessed, I just kind of want to see the official documentation of it.

In hindsight I also kind of want to see if there's bodycam footage of him being cited for trespassing in the park but I don't have exact dates and times for that just a general one based on the clip Goldaor sent where Lucas just didn't mute his phone during the interaction.

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Does Lucas have type 2 diabetes? All APDs are pretty gnarly when it comes to insulin resistance and given what Lucas is, I can see a physician priming the Naranjo algorithm or whatever differential apparatus being used, and writing the script. If you don't mind me asking, when they ran your blood, did they mention anything about free fatty acids to you? (feel free to ignore that question.) I'm just personally curious, there is still a lot of debate and speculation about the mechanisms in play concerning APDs and insulin resistance.

I think it is significant though, that he continues to take it despite his diabetes, if only because it confirms for me that Lucas is for sure not being treated for a delusional disorder. If Lucas is being prescribed something like metformin along with aripiprazole, the Pharmacist is going to be calling the provider, so this is consciously done.
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He's type 2 and thought he was cured after he had cleaned up his diet and was maintaining his weight and the doctor told him he didn't need insulin anymore so it's not as though he's been exactly smart about what "Hey you fixed the lifestyle problems that were causing this" vs "cured" means. To Lucas, I guess they're the same thing.

He also doesn't strike me as the type to actually read the literature that comes with his meds and, unfortunately, a lot of doctors don't either and mostly just don't have the time to go over every possible side effect with a patient anyway.

As for my own blood tests they only were really looking at fasting glucose because all I'd reported after being on the drug was just a super fuckin' rapid weight gain with no other changes. Mine had gone from 71 to 130 in that one week time period, and they agreed that I should stop taking it. Had another fasting glucose done two weeks later and it was back down to 73. I could see them keeping him on it and trying to manage his diabetes better though, as Abliify is stupid good for dealing with major depressive disorders and off label for social/personality type disorders as well (it's VERY commonly used off label for treating specifically social anxiety in people on the autism spectrum and it works scary well for that--or it did for me at any rate. Being unawkwardly social face to face was not nearly enough positive to deal with the possibility of becoming diabetic and continuing to pack on pounds no matter what though).
 
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Wernology said:
The night the attack supposedly happened. Honestly I doubt there will be much more than we'd already guessed, I just kind of want to see the official documentation of it.

In hindsight I also kind of want to see if there's bodycam footage of him being cited for trespassing in the park but I don't have exact dates and times for that just a general one based on the clip Goldaor sent where Lucas just didn't mute his phone during the interaction.
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Via the Spokane Municiple court case search he has 2 citations for trespassing in 2020 and his 2021 case which is still active.
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The 1st citation N44042--offense date: 08/07/2020 and officers name/badge no. I think this is the one that happened during Goldoar's podcast.
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2nd citation N51841 -- 3 days later
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Wernology said:
The night the attack supposedly happened. Honestly I doubt there will be much more than we'd already guessed, I just kind of want to see the official documentation of it.

In hindsight I also kind of want to see if there's bodycam footage of him being cited for trespassing in the park but I don't have exact dates and times for that just a general one based on the clip Goldaor sent where Lucas just didn't mute his phone during the interaction.



He's type 2 and thought he was cured after he had cleaned up his diet and was maintaining his weight and the doctor told him he didn't need insulin anymore so it's not as though he's been exactly smart about what "Hey you fixed the lifestyle problems that were causing this" vs "cured" means. To Lucas, I guess they're the same thing.

He also doesn't strike me as the type to actually read the literature that comes with his meds and, unfortunately, a lot of doctors don't either and mostly just don't have the time to go over every possible side effect with a patient anyway.

As for my own blood tests they only were really looking at fasting glucose because all I'd reported after being on the drug was just a super fuckin' rapid weight gain with no other changes. Mine had gone from 71 to 130 in that one week time period, and they agreed that I should stop taking it. Had another fasting glucose done two weeks later and it was back down to 73. I could see them keeping him on it and trying to manage his diabetes better though, as Abliify is stupid good for dealing with major depressive disorders and off label for social/personality type disorders as well (it's VERY commonly used off label for treating specifically social anxiety in people on the autism spectrum and it works scary well for that--or it did for me at any rate. Being unawkwardly social face to face was not nearly enough positive to deal with the possibility of becoming diabetic and continuing to pack on pounds no matter what though).
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Thanks for the clarification. A thought occurs: we've seen the report and footage from when Lucas did his second complaint. It stands to reason that he filed a second complaint because he didn't get anywhere with the first complaint.

I'm really curious to see how much the story changed between the two reports.
 
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Thanks for the clarification. A thought occurs: we've seen the report and footage from when Lucas did his second complaint. It stands to reason that he filed a second complaint because he didn't get anywhere with the first complaint.

I'm really curious to see how much the story changed between the two reports.
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It does not look like he made a police report the night of the incident. After the "alleged attack" he said he went to the hospital and they told him to make a police report. He didn't reported it that night, instead he went to the Arena. He reported the incident the next day which is what we've seen via the police body cam.
 
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Trainwreck said:
No longer banned from the park, but can't even walk down there to eye rape the young joggers.
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If he sets him mind to it having his feet in casts won't stop him from waddling to the park/downtown area. After the hospital put his feet in casts he got some cash from a debit card and for several days he waddled to restaurants. He also made some videos not in the area of Mallon Place. For all we know he may still be waddling to the downtown/park area but is keeping it to himself.
 
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Did Fatty really name his new game (which looks just like his old one) after his favorite cheese?

He SUUUUURE did!

It's another one of those games where he imagines crafting all the cheese, alcohol, and crackers that he can't afford anymore. Homeboy has like 2 interests. Between his games about turds and binge-eating, you really get a sense for the depth of Lucas's personality. Such as it is. Crap goes in, crap comes out. Is it time for dinner yet?


Manchego. For a real man. Lucas though that was a hysterical "joke" back when he was with Suzanne. He repeated the "joke" twice in five minutes.
 
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