Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Can confirm this. He's been the same with my two accounts privately as well.

He's pretty much in a medicated depressive funk (for the most part) which is why we're not seeing videos or many memes that he's made himself.

He's also not at all confident that he'll ever be able to afford to leave Mallon Place or get a job and he's super worried about his feet, which are not healing well at all.

He’s depressed because he’s decided all he needs to do to find a partner is get a job and approach women. It takes about 2 years for people to adjust to major life changes, including losing limbs or going to prison. So in a couple of years this won’t be such a big deal and he will resume his entitlement but with a Russ Greer plights addition. Cannot wait for Lucas to be scooting legless on a creeper as a creep like Trading Places style….

 

[Kromir]

Poor christians, I'll bet you regret being mean to him now because you won't have access to that 2 incher

 

[Wernology]

Poor christians, I'll bet you regret being mean to him now because you won't have access to that 2 incher
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Let's be real: Lucas' dick isn't worthy of anyone. It barely even qualifies as a dick.

That said, I'm sure Christian ladies everywhere are wailing in dismay that they lost access to the overweight, mentally ill, diabetic-with-rotting-feet, MRSA riddled, living in a nursing home, balding 42 year old with a bland personality and without the equipment to potentially make up for the rest of it.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He’s depressed because he’s decided all he needs to do to find a partner is get a job and approach women.

Yep. Not even a job, Lucas really thinks if he had money now, he'd have a girlfriend. Despite offering $1000 to any woman for a date which went ignored. He's in heavy coping mode now with all his memes justifying why he shouldn't get a job anyway, and we're all religious scum.

I really think Lucas is done as a lolcow, sadly. He's finally defeated and resigned to the fact his feet are gone and his health is terrible. He won't say exactly what his health problems are, but they must be very serious. He's down like I've never seen before.

I predict he'll slowly fade away re-posting liberal talking points on his social media until he's stuck in a wheelchair for good and gives up.

 

[Wernology]

Yep. Not even a job, Lucas really thinks if he had money now, he'd have a girlfriend. Despite offering $1000 to any woman for a date which went ignored. He's in heavy coping mode now with all his memes justifying why he shouldn't get a job anyway, and we're all religious scum.

I really think Lucas is done as a lolcow, sadly. He's finally defeated and resigned to the fact his feet are gone and his health is terrible. He won't say exactly what his health problems are, but they must be very serious. He's down like I've never seen before.

I predict he'll slowly fade away re-posting liberal talking points on his social media until he's stuck in a wheelchair for good and gives up.

I'd imagine if his feet aren't improving and/or are getting worse, it means his diabetes (even with metformin & insulin) isn't very well controlled and he's having difficulty getting it under control.

If he's still on Abilify, they really need to take him off of that; it's legit a rare side effect that you can develop type 2 diabetes even with no history of diabetes while on it and if you already are diabetic it can make it harder to control. Power level reason I know that: I gained 25lb in literally 7 days with no changes to my diet or exercise when they put me on Abilify and my fasting blood test levels had shot up from the low end of normal to borderline diabetic.

In seven. days.

After stopping the Abilify that all went away except the fucking 25lb which I had to work off, but my blood sugar levels evened out and I wasn't gaining weight anymore.

It's specifically mentioned in the medication's literature to make your dr aware if you're diabetic or have high blood sugar AND that you should get your blood tested before going on it. "Before taking ABILIFY, tell your healthcare provider about all your medical conditions, including if you have or had: diabetes or high blood sugar in you or your family; your healthcare provider should check your blood sugar before you start ABILIFY and also during therapy."

I can guarantee if he's still on Abilify it's fucking up his pre-existing diabetes if he's sticking to testing his blood sugar, taking insulin when needed, and keeping up with his Metformin and he's likely keeping up with those because the Mallon Place staff is enforcing it.

And since we know Lucas reads this thread and likes to thoroughly misunderstand abstracts, this one details it a little more: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/18752391/

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Yep. Not even a job, Lucas really thinks if he had money now, he'd have a girlfriend. Despite offering $1000 to any woman for a date which went ignored. He's in heavy coping mode now with all his memes justifying why he shouldn't get a job anyway, and we're all religious scum.

I really think Lucas is done as a lolcow, sadly. He's finally defeated and resigned to the fact his feet are gone and his health is terrible. He won't say exactly what his health problems are, but they must be very serious. He's down like I've never seen before.

I predict he'll slowly fade away re-posting liberal talking points on his social media until he's stuck in a wheelchair for good and gives up.

Sadly I agree with this. There is something wrong with his health that is so serious he can’t deny reality anymore.

Just purely guessing I think his diabetic neuropathy is far more progressed than he lets on and his feet and perhaps even his vision are in serious jeopardy .

- ninja’d by Wernology

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Sadly I agree with this. There is something wrong with his health that is so serious he can’t deny reality anymore.

Just purely guessing I think his diabetic neuropathy is far more progressed than he lets on and his feet and perhaps even his vision are in serious jeopardy .

- ninja’d by Wernology

Agreed. Remember, he ignored / lied about his feet for YEARS. Whether he called it frostbite, feet that hurt from "too much walking while homeless", or the mention of his feet being treated in hospital in one of his early-to-Spokane posts, this issue has persisted and been ongoing for years... with Lucas doing NOTHING about it. A few months at Mallon can't fix a lifetime of bad decisions snd ignoring major problems.

 

[Wernology]

Agreed. Remember, he ignored / lied about his feet for YEARS. Whether he called it frostbite, feet that hurt from "too much walking while homeless", or the mention of his feet being treated in hospital in one of his early-to-Spokane posts, this issue has persisted and been ongoing for years... with Lucas doing NOTHING about it. A few months at Mallon can't fix a lifetime of bad decisions snd ignoring major problems.

I mean, even now he's still lying about what's wrong with his feet on public posts. He's still insisting it's from "walking too much" and when it gets worse it's because he "started walking too much" again.

Sadly for cow content, once the unhealing foot wounds start it's pretty rare for them to heal up and everything going back to normal. When you get that far down the slope you're pretty well fucked and will have issues with similar things with your feet and legs for the rest of your life as the damage is already done and past the point of reversable. At best, if he's diligent about treatment and management, he can slow progression but at this point his feet are always going to give him consistent trouble, he let it go untreated (and for no good reason, he still had Provider One, even while homeless) for far too long and lived in denial that he was even diabetic to begin with.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I wish Lucas had more to say on the subject but whenever he brings up the subject of apes it’s pretty funny.

 

[Bassomatic]

Honestly, Lucas earned this, I can't feel too bad. How many people have not had one 1/5 the chances he has had? How much money wasted? Time etc? He's a black hole of positive anything good you put into him comes out with a sucking greed.

He's so brain broken he's getting 100% of the gibs he will so really the last FU to the tax payer (working man since according to Lucas the rich don't pay them) will be the gov paying to lop his fat feet off and getting him a wheelchair.

Personally as someone who takes health and fitness as a big part of their life, the idea of things like this make me think if I was in those shoes...casts.... just losing my feet, would I end it? I know I'm far from alone, losses like that people need therapy, etc Lucas is broken brained, drugged to the max and insane as fuck, I can't rule the real end game is him rolling his wheel chair into oncoming traffic.

What's more insane, he blew all this shit off, as mentioned before, he coulda done so much to stop this, he just chose to be lazy and eat and eat and eat like the fat piggy he is. He knew what was coming, but no the meals they give out at mallon and once a month at clinkernigger mattered more then having feet. Man, I've talked to junkies who were strung out at the time and even they are more self aware of future when nodding the fuck out on smack than Lucas was with the ritz crackers that he horked down at food pantries shelters and now mallon.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Let's be real: Lucas' dick isn't worthy of anyone. It barely even qualifies as a dick.

It's worthy of Lucas.
The Wern doesn't deserve a healthy 9in lady filler, he deserves the rotten little 3in (at best) pinky worm he has.

I wish Lucas had more to say on the subject but whenever he brings up the subject of apes it’s pretty funny.

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Except Lucas isn't successful whatsoever.

Anyways, even if incapacitated and medicated, I'm not 100% sure this is the end of The Wern's quest for zoomer puss. Even if he ends up wheelchair bound, I believe he's still a ticking timebomb waiting to go off with another manic episode - even if said episode amounts to nothing fatso mooing from his seat about how its not fair the other "Gen-X" (re:boomers) "silver foxes" (rether patients) get to have "hot Gen-Z sluts" (re:their granddaughters) over for lunch, or something of the effect.
Or more of his cringey writing videos where he films himself writing insane shit on a piece of paper. I think that's a strong possibility, too.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Honestly, Lucas earned this, I can't feel too bad. How many people have not had one 1/5 the chances he has had? How much money wasted? Time etc? He's a black hole of positive anything good you put into him comes out with a sucking greed.

He's so brain broken he's getting 100% of the gibs he will so really the last FU to the tax payer (working man since according to Lucas the rich don't pay them) will be the gov paying to lop his fat feet off and getting him a wheelchair.

Personally as someone who takes health and fitness as a big part of their life, the idea of things like this make me think if I was in those shoes...casts.... just losing my feet, would I end it? I know I'm far from alone, losses like that people need therapy, etc Lucas is broken brained, drugged to the max and insane as fuck, I can't rule the real end game is him rolling his wheel chair into oncoming traffic.

What's more insane, he blew all this shit off, as mentioned before, he coulda done so much to stop this, he just chose to be lazy and eat and eat and eat like the fat piggy he is. He knew what was coming, but no the meals they give out at mallon and once a month at clinkernigger mattered more then having feet. Man, I've talked to junkies who were strung out at the time and even they are more self aware of future when nodding the fuck out on smack than Lucas was with the ritz crackers that he horked down at food pantries shelters and now mallon.

Lucas always kept putting the cart before the horse and lost the only tenable living situation he might have had in the fart box. It’s amazing looking back now how he fucked himself by bouncing the staircase and threatening to report his neighbours for drug use for not giving him a girl. To be a fly on the wall when he was told to pack his shit and get out would have been something. I don’t think he realized how stupid a move that was.

Also Lucas describing himself to everyone that has ever been personally involved in his life.

 

[Wernology]

The first recommended video at the end of this one of mine is sending me this morning.

Semi-related, but this video on narcissists by the same doctor describes Lucas pretty well, especially using Big Boy Words that he doesn't fully understand in an attempt to look intelligent.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas always kept putting the cart before the horse and lost the only tenable living situation he might have had in the fart box. It’s amazing looking back now how he fucked himself by bouncing the staircase and threatening to report his neighbours for drug use for not giving him a girl. To be a fly on the wall when he was told to pack his shit and get out would have been something. I don’t think he realized how stupid a move that was.

Also Lucas describing himself to everyone that has ever been personally involved in his life.
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I love when he posts things like this. He isn't the problem, everyone else is. You see, he has just been around the wrong people. He needs to get rid of those toxic people. Who are these toxic people? He is around almost no one. No friends and no family. Just some of the other nursing home residents. Maybe the guy who said "socks"? But this again points to Lucas believing that he is plenty good and that others are the problem.

 

[ManfromtheMoon]

Dr. Grande's gonna have a grand ol time getting into the mind of the wern

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The first recommended video at the end of this one of mine is sending me this morning.

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Semi-related, but this video on narcissists by the same doctor describes Lucas pretty well, especially using Big Boy Words that he doesn't fully understand in an attempt to look intelligent.

I too had found Dr Grande before, and found his discussions pretty interesting and dryly humorous... I'm sure it's a pipe dream, but I would love for him to get informed enough on Lucas to sort of give his opinion of exactly what he thinks is wrong with lucas, the discussion we've had many times before here, bipolar, bipolar with schizoid, etc. or what.

 

[Wernology]

Update on the public records request for the written police report regarding the alleged baseball bat attack.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Update on the public records request for the written police report regarding the alleged baseball bat attack.

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Thanks for going through the trouble, I think we all know we’ll still be there in 3 months so I’m looking forward to it.

 

[WonderWino]

So a funny thing happened this morning. I decided to try ESO and picked it up on the current steam sale. While I was wandering around solitude I ended up picking up a side quest from an insane mage that got turned into some kind of bottle from his own fuckup. But the thing is the quest involved wandering around the city looking for notes posted on walls and the sides of buildings. All of which were incoherent gibberish. The thing is, one of them started out with the phrase 'soil is more fecund in the spring' and between that particular use of words and the fact the quest involved finding incoherent notes about fecund soil taped to walls by a crazy person it reminded me eerily of something lucas would do. I can totally see lucas being an insane mage posting that kind of stuff and getting himself turned into a bottle out of his own stupidity

It made me wonder if whoever designed that quest got inspiration from something posted about lucas on reddit

 

[Da Dude123]

Of course the cow doesn't care. He doesn't understand people who have to work. He is just a tugboat collecting fool. Proud of his EBT card, when he had it.