Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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disfigured nose, a sign of strong telomeres
 
As long as his mother keeps writing posts like this about her despicable Creep of a son she shares the blame.

She writes things like this but wants to stay geographically far away from her bovine son, Lucas. I always thought justice would be dumping her cow son at the condo in Arizona. She would be beside herself.

I don't necessarily blame Myrna for cutting Lucas out. But she wants to have it both ways. She wants to cut the cow out of her life and let him be homeless and possibly die on the streets of Spokane, but also try to look like mother of the year. And have these "look at me" posts. Trying to pretend she cares. Either help out the cow or stop acting like you care. Her actions show that she doesn't care about Lucas.

I do blame her for instilling the "plenty good" attitude Lucas has. Lucas's mom taught him that he is plenty good and that he deserves it all. And anyone that doesn't like him is a bad person. That attitude has really stuck with Lucas.
 
What the hell is he doing taking an Uber? Taking an Uber to where? He is so terrible with money. Taking an Uber or a cab is expensive. He has very little money and just frivolously blows through what he does have.

I think Uber has a puke policy where they charge you for clean up if you barf in one of their cars. And now welfare will pay for his hospital stay.
 
What the hell is he doing taking an Uber? Taking an Uber to where? He is so terrible with money. Taking an Uber or a cab is expensive. He has very little money and just frivolously blows through what he does have.

I think Uber has a puke policy where they charge you for clean up if you barf in one of their cars. And now welfare will pay for his hospital stay.
They absolutely do, tried to help out a junior colleague as we were stuck in meeting miles from our office and they had legitimate food poisoning, they made it about half way home before the inevitable happened. Total included the trip, the clean up fee and an amount for loss of earnings while the vehicle was cleaned.

They paid me back over the course of several months as it wasn’t cheap.
 
Yeah, Uber rides are a great way to spend the 800$ or whatever he gets every month. I don't even care about his tugboat really but imagine how much it costs to have this fat idiot stay in the hospital for several days. It costs like a grand just to walk into the emergency room here if you don't have insurance
Even if you do have insurance the co-pays on emergency care are something else. But since Lucas is taken care of by the government, it won't cost him 1 cent. Just like when he goes into the mental hospital for "suicide threats".

Still, where did he need to be that he had to take an Uber? Of course, this is the same guy who will have Doordash deliver him a slurpee from 7/11. He proves all the time why he needs a payee.

Edit:. Would love to see the security footage of tubby collapsing in the convenience store.
 
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Even if you do have insurance the co-pays on emergency care are something else. But since Lucas is taken care of by the government, it won't cost him 1 cent. Just like when he goes into the mental hospital for "suicide threats".

Still, where did he need to be that he had to take an Uber? Of course, this is the same guy who will have Doordash deliver him a slurpee from 7/11. He proves all the time why he needs a payee.

Edit:. Would love to see the security footage of tubby collapsing in the convenience store.

Communist in name only.
 
The consensus in SOFALAW is that the dumb fuck is hitting the upper stages of hyperglycemia, possibly into ketoacidosis.
Let's look at the symptoms of the same and compare it to the shit he's complained of the last couple of weeks (Apologies if I miss any, I'm working from memory)

Early signs:
  • Frequent urination
  • Increased thirst
  • Blurred vision
  • Fatigue
  • Headache
Later signs:

  • Fruity-smelling breath
  • Nausea and vomiting
  • Shortness of breath
  • Dry mouth
  • Weakness
  • Confusion
  • Coma
  • Abdominal pain
And this is just what we know about. The hospital wouldn't keep him unless something is seriously wrong. The diabetic fuck was likely three steps short of a coma.

He seriously, absolutely needs to cut his sugar intake. At the very, absolute minimum he needs to switch to zero sugar sodas and energy drinks. However, he clearly has such a one rut mind that he's going to keep guzzling sugar like he's in his 20s until it literally kills him.

It's ironic really; most other diabetics with his diet probably would have deteriorated much sooner. He really must have some good genetics in terms of survivability. But every body has its limits and he's finally hitting his. He simply cannot keep doing to himself if he wants to remain alive. Sadly, since the foot ulcer wasn't the wake up call it should have been, nothing will likely convince him to take care of himself.
 

I'm going to throw up a bullshit flag. And if any part of it's real, it's that he "collapsed", to try to get pity pussy from a gen z bae.

What the hell is he doing taking an Uber? Taking an Uber to where? He is so terrible with money. Taking an Uber or a cab is expensive. He has very little money and just frivolously blows through what he does have.

I think Uber has a puke policy where they charge you for clean up if you barf in one of their cars. And now welfare will pay for his hospital stay.
I think this whole thing with collapsing is bullshit. All the time he's spent homeless waking the streets in the heat and cold and even when he had apt he'd still go out in all types of weather to "look for his hot Gen Z girl". So if there is someone used to be out in all kinds of weather it's the Creep. I'd say the person who brought it up prior is on the right track. The Creep is setting it all up so he'll have an excuse not to look for a job and work. His SSI money came in on the 1st so he has cash to spend. He's a known liar so "throwing up in uber" could well be something he made up to add to his "story" to get more pity points from the weens on his FB.
If he is currently in the hospital it's because he has become really good at "gaming" the medical system like he does the mental health system.

ETA:
Remember the post a few days ago about going swimming and 2 mile walk. He felt tired but had a blast. The heat during the walk didn't make him get unbalanced due to heat exhaustion and of course no mention blood pressure give him a problem.

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