Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Cheesegirl78]

I think this whole thing with collapsing is bullshit. All the time he's spent homeless waking the streets in the heat and cold and even when he had apt he'd still go out in all types of weather to "look for his hot Gen Z girl". So if there is someone used to be out in all kings of weather it's the Creep. I'd say the person who brought it up prior is on the right track. The Creep is setting it all up so he'll have an excuse not to look for a job and work. His SSI money came in on the 1st so he has cash to spend. He's a known liar so "throwing up in uber" could well be something he made up to add to his "story" to get more pity points from the weens on his FB.
If he is currently in the hospital it's because he has become really good at "gaming" the medical system like he does the mental health system.

But he wasn't taking his meds back then, was he? I can't remember if he was or not.
Some of the psych meds make you sensitive to heat.
Not doubting you at all, but he might be telling the truth for once.

 

[Stinkyboy]

He would need a van to uber because he’s FAT
Vomiting in an Uber costs $80-150 extra
He would be absolutely screaming about it

If he’s back to walking, he’s going to lose his feet

 

[mothman96]

But he wasn't taking his meds back then, was he? I can't remember if he was or not.
Some of the psych meds make you sensitive to heat.
Not doubting you at all, but he might be telling the truth for once.

He was on his meds when he went swimming and the 2 mile walk. He had no problem then. Another thing, when he was release from Eastern State Hospital January 2018 he was on meds. He had no problem walking from the Phoenix house where he was staying to the bus stop to catch the bus to downtown. If I remember right it was 1 mile walk to the bus stop and 1 mile back to Phoenix house. He did this even through the summer until he was move to Pioneer house I think it was late July or August of 2018. "Medicated" Lucas still had no problem walking to and from the bus stop, creeping downtown in the heat eye-raping the young girls. I'd say it was when he started his 1st quarter at SCC that he started weaning himself off the meds and his insanity flared up.

 

[Twrx]

If this collapsing stuff isn't bullshit, he's going to attempt to hold his life hostage to get a gen z bae. Just like his autobiography but not autobiographical book, education and his few thousand page disertaion.

 

[Da Dude123]

He was on his meds when he went swimming and the 2 mile walk. He had no problem then. Another thing, when he was release from Eastern State Hospital January 2018 he was on meds. He had no problem walking from the Phoenix house where he was staying to the bus stop to catch the bus to downtown. If I remember right it was 1 mile walk to the bus stop and 1 mile back to Phoenix house. He did this even through the summer until he was move to Pioneer house I think it was late July or August of 2018. "Medicated" Lucas still had no problem walking to and from the bus stop, creeping downtown in the heat eye-raping the young girls. I'd say it was when he started his 1st quarter at SCC that he started weaning himself off the meds and his insanity flared up.

It is possible that his health has truly deteriorated now. He put on lots of weight at Mallon Place. He had always been fat, but he put on tons of weight at the group home. His body may have taken a turn for the worse. He got into downing multiple energy drinks a day and probably was eating 3 plates per meal period.

He has been happily unemployed for over 20 years. Gets his tugboat and all. Why work now? Unless Mallon Place is making him?

Maybe this is all a big ruse, just not sure what the purpose of it would be.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Just wait. A ween someone will offer to Door Dash him a Diet Double Dew and he will share where he is. Or if he declines hand outs we know he isn’t in the hospital.

What if he collapsed because his foot rotted off. What’s the symptoms of sepsis?

ETA: if not blood sugar it’s sepsis.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Lucas has been out of breath in many videos the past year or so while just lying down. It's believable that he could collapse at any time. I don't believe Fatty could walk 2 miles without taking breaks every few minutes.

 

[mothman96]

It is possible that his health has truly deteriorated now. He put on lots of weight at Mallon Place. He had always been fat, but he put on tons of weight at the group home. His body may have taken a turn for the worse. He got into downing multiple energy drinks a day and probably was eating 3 plates per meal period.

He has been happily unemployed for over 20 years. Gets his tugboat and all. Why work now? Unless Mallon Place is making him?

Maybe this is all a big ruse, just not sure what the purpose of it would be.

You may be right, his health may have deteriorated. The Creep is older now and neglecting his health for so may years is catching up to him. If he's putting on an act or if his health now is in such a state it may come back to bite him if his Mallon handlers decide he is not in a position to care for himself in "step-down" housing. It would make my day if his Mallon handlers put Creep back at Mallon Place.

If this is a ruse I go with what someone else already said prior. He setting it up to have an excuse not to work.

 

[IceQueen]

I'm going to throw up a bullshit flag. And if any part of it's real, it's that he "collapsed", to try to get pity pussy from a gen z bae.

I definitely believe that he threw up, he throws up in public pretty frequently lmao. It’s probably because, like others have said, he’s horribly diabetic, super unhealthy in general, and drinks sugary energy drinks all day, no water.

Remember that time like a year ago that he posted the video of himself pissing all over some poor soul’s bathroom? His pee was the color of maple syrup. I very much believe he puked and passed out, from all of those things I mentioned, plus the fact that he’s hideously obese and it’s hot af right now, AND because he’s a little bitch.

 

[mothman96]

"Supposedly" the Creeper is having a kidney biopsy tomorrow. IF this is true could be a sign his beetus is in the process of taking out 1 of his kidneys (both?) There are a couple of people I know that due to their negligence in managing their diabetes had biopsys and ended up in dialysis.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'll try not to sperg out out but it's fucking insane no matter where you stand on political level Lucas has right to abuse his body ignore docs and soon on dialysis. Fuck it it's free to let a child molester die on the curb.

Also hope Myrna gets beaten by her 11 peso hour care for leaving Wern on my tax dollars.

 

[Jeep1971]

Lol
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That poor Uber driver. I'm sure they charge for cleaning but how will they collect from him?
Doesn't Spokane have public transportation?
I'm guessing since his tug came in this week, he was Ubering to Kilnkerdagger?

 

[Broadside]

Lol
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Diabetes looms

 

[mothman96]

He still has has his phone in the hospital and hasn't deleted this comment.

ETA:
The Creep is probably at Deaconess Hospital. Deaconess is where he went to get the beetus sores on his feet treated.

 

[wet nut]

Thought this was interesting. Doesn't directly affect Lukey, whose telomeres continue to wither and shrink with each passing minute.
However, he likes to tout that children of aging fathers have longer telomeres. Perhaps, Lucas, your hypothetical spawn would not only be mentally ill, but also more likely to develop a menagerie of cancers. Luckily it's not in the cards for you.

Telomere shortening protects against cancer - News

As time goes by, the tips of your chromosomes—called telomeres—become shorter. This process has long been viewed as an unwanted side-effect of aging, but a recent study shows it is in fact good for you. “Telomeres protect the genetic material,” says Titia de Lange, Leon Hess Professor at...

www.rockefeller.edu

The data show that if you’re born with long telomeres, you are at greater risk of getting cancer, ” says de Lange. “We are seeing how the loss of the telomere tumor suppressor pathway in these families leads to breast cancer, colorectal cancer, melanoma, and thyroid cancers. These cancers would normally have been blocked by telomere shortening. The broad spectrum of cancers in these families shows the power of the telomere tumor suppressor pathway.

Spoiler: disclaimer

in b4 I am misinterpreting this because I only took one bio course in college which was quite a long time ago!

 

[Chris Jericho's Penis]

I have pity for those poor medical workers who will have to tend to Pukas. Diabetic, renal diets fucking suck, and those poor aides are gonna be making $15/hr to get sexually harassed and deal with his temper tantrums when they don't bring him anything but bland-ass specialty diet hospital food.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Thought this was interesting. Doesn't directly affect Lukey, whose telomeres continue to wither and shrink with each passing minute.
However, he likes to tout that children of aging fathers have longer telomeres. Perhaps, Lucas, your hypothetical spawn would not only be mentally ill, but also more likely to develop a menagerie of cancers. Luckily it's not in the cards for you.

Telomere shortening protects against cancer - News

As time goes by, the tips of your chromosomes—called telomeres—become shorter. This process has long been viewed as an unwanted side-effect of aging, but a recent study shows it is in fact good for you. “Telomeres protect the genetic material,” says Titia de Lange, Leon Hess Professor at...

www.rockefeller.edu

Spoiler: disclaimer

in b4 I am misinterpreting this because I only took one bio course in college which was quite a long time ago!

This is actually fascinating, and it shows how Lucas's simplistic, black and white understanding of the facts regarding telomeres misses the complexity of this science.

Apparently, the shortening of telomeres, which occurs with aging, is part of the natural shut-off valve to prevent an unchecked growth of cells, as in cancer. Because the cancer cells grow endlessly filling up the space over and over again with tumors, it shows you the flipside of the coin to the benefit of telomeres, just like everything else in human biology and science.

To Lucas, telomeres are ichor from the gods, proof of his superiority, and little else.

He doesn't understand the idea that telomeres that NEVER shortened would ultimately have their expression in cells that never died, which would be monstrous.

 

[Twrx]

This is actually fascinating, and it shows how Lucas's simplistic, black and white understanding of the facts regarding telomeres misses the complexity of this science.

Apparently, the shortening of telomeres, which occurs with aging, is part of the natural shut-off valve to prevent an unchecked growth of cells, as in cancer. Because the cancer cells grow endlessly filling up the space over and over again with tumors, it shows you the flipside of the coin to the benefit of telomeres, just like everything else in human biology and science.

To Lucas, telomeres are ichor from the gods, proof of his superiority, and little else.

He doesn't understand the idea that telomeres that NEVER shortened would ultimately have their expression in cells that never died, which would be monstrous.

It's not so much not understanding, but selective reading. He only reads shit that fit his bullshit narrative. You could give him a few hundred page report, that shoots down his propaganda, and he would pick words from it, regardless of how far apart, to suit what he wants. Like the losing 200 pounds that he constantly parrots, he's closer to 400 , then he is to 200, but at one point he lost weight and that's all that matters.

 

[Broadside]

This is actually fascinating, and it shows how Lucas's simplistic, black and white understanding of the facts regarding telomeres misses the complexity of this science.

Apparently, the shortening of telomeres, which occurs with aging, is part of the natural shut-off valve to prevent an unchecked growth of cells, as in cancer. Because the cancer cells grow endlessly filling up the space over and over again with tumors, it shows you the flipside of the coin to the benefit of telomeres, just like everything else in human biology and science.

To Lucas, telomeres are ichor from the gods, proof of his superiority, and little else.

He doesn't understand the idea that telomeres that NEVER shortened would ultimately have their expression in cells that never died, which would be monstrous.

Yeah if Lucas had his way and his telomeres remained nice and long as he aged, he'd eventually become a cancer-riddled monstrosity.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The consensus in SOFALAW is that the dumb fuck is hitting the upper stages of hyperglycemia, possibly into ketoacidosis.
Let's look at the symptoms of the same and compare it to the shit he's complained of the last couple of weeks (Apologies if I miss any, I'm working from memory)

Early signs:

• Frequent urination
• Increased thirst
• Blurred vision
• Fatigue
• Headache

Later signs:

• Fruity-smelling breath
• Nausea and vomiting
• Shortness of breath
• Dry mouth
• Weakness
• Confusion
• Coma
• Abdominal pain

And this is just what we know about. The hospital wouldn't keep him unless something is seriously wrong. The diabetic fuck was likely three steps short of a coma.

He seriously, absolutely needs to cut his sugar intake. At the very, absolute minimum he needs to switch to zero sugar sodas and energy drinks. However, he clearly has such a one rut mind that he's going to keep guzzling sugar like he's in his 20s until it literally kills him.

It's ironic really; most other diabetics with his diet probably would have deteriorated much sooner. He really must have some good genetics in terms of survivability. But every body has its limits and he's finally hitting his. He simply cannot keep doing to himself if he wants to remain alive. Sadly, since the foot ulcer wasn't the wake up call it should have been, nothing will likely convince him to take care of himself.

Great info.

No chance of you posting that AMA with Lucas's old roommate? I'm not a Sofalaw member.