Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I always thought Lucas' swift mental decline was due to him outright refusing meds during his time with DefunctGames. Sure Myrna was responsible for planting the seeds of cow-ish behavior on our bovine friend but Lucas is 100% at fault for him becoming who he is today.

I don't think so. I think his true self was coming out and cementing itself. He knew well enough that if he acted calm and passive, people wouldn't know he was off them. He's a retard, but knows well enough to act like the complete opposite of himself. Thankfully he's too retarded to get away with the sicking shit he has bouncing around his head, or recreating the images I'm sure he has on his phone. He just lacks the ablity to maintain appearances. Or maybe not lacks, but just doesn't have the discipline.
 
Totally normal stuff
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Disagree -- Myrna had a lot to do with the way he is and she continues to this day to "cuddle" him and try to sweep his despicable behavior under the rug.
Myrna is not responsible for Lucas being a pedofreak.
Myrna is responsible for Lucas being a spoiled brat who feel's he's owed everything.
Myrna is not directly responsible for Lucas being a street bum/howling hobo.
Myrna is responsible for white washing Lucas's behavior and "plight" for updoots on Facebook.

Imagine the regret the local leaches would have attaching to him if he swam in freshwater.
Regret?
Those leaches would never have to find another fish or frog to latch onto in the rest of their lives. 5 minutes sucking Wern juice and they would never have to work for food again in their lives.

Meanwhile he's probably not drinking enough water and his foot sores are getting all sweaty and warm again.
 
Hmmm…

While he is indeed a vulnerable person in the heat, as Luke rarely shares his health vulnerabilities unless it serves him. It violates the image that he’s desperately attempted to cultivate.

Protecting his ego against further job rejection by creating a further health reason (“I can’t possibly work with my health problems, that’s why I can’t get a job!”), I reckon.

The job hunt hasn’t gone as he expected and he is creating a safe landing zone to cushion the blow to his sense of self.

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Hmmm…

While he is indeed a vulnerable person in the heat, as Luke rarely shares his health vulnerabilities unless it serves him. It violates the image that he’s desperately attempted to cultivate.

Protecting his ego against further job rejection by creating a further health reason (“I can’t possibly work with my health problems, that’s why I can’t get a job!”), I reckon.

The job hunt hasn’t gone as he expected and he is creating a safe landing zone to cushion the blow to his sense of self.

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That could be. He constantly makes up hurdles and excuses for not working. I bet he never went to his eye doctor appointment or diabetes shoe fitting. That was the excuse for a while. Of course, the weather will cool off in a couple of months.
 
That could be. He constantly makes up hurdles and excuses for not working. I bet he never went to his eye doctor appointment or diabetes shoe fitting. That was the excuse for a while. Of course, the weather will cool off in a couple of months.
Even if he didn't "need" them for a work, I'm sure his podiatrist wanted him to wear them.for any walking,not just "to get a job".

Hence, he's going to wear whatever crappy shoes he's wearing instead of special shoes down and end up with more ulcers on his feets again.Hes not even a useful idiot.
 
The time, energy and effort he puts into avoiding getting a job and creating excuses could do him wonders if he would just shift it to something worthwhile. I don't get why he's ok with not working, hes proud of the fact that he hasn't worked in 2 decades.
With Lucas's case, I don't understand why he doesn't want to work either. It's not like he has enough money and solid housing like comfy NEETs, far from it. I don't know what Lucas does all day... he avoids TV, he doesn't own anything, I guess he's wandering around outside. Employment would provide the only slight chance he has now of meeting a woman and getting a gf.
 
Disagree -- Myrna had a lot to do with the way he is and she continues to this day to "cuddle" him and try to sweep his despicable behavior under the rug.
It doesn’t seem like she’s coddled him much in recent years. Sure she makes BS posts about him “doing well” on her Facebook, but that’s about it. After it became clear (after many, many attempts to help him) that Lucas was beyond help, she hasn’t done anything for him in quite a few years aside from sometimes sending him a $25 gift card on his birthday, and paying for his motel stay for a couple of days after he got catfished to LA, neither of which I can blame her much for.

Edit: People are disliking this but have not given examples of her “coddling” him in recent years aside from the two (small) scenarios I mentioned. I could absolutely be wrong but if you know of more things his mom has done recently to coddle him please enlighten me.
 
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With Lucas's case, I don't understand why he doesn't want to work either. It's not like he has enough money and solid housing like comfy NEETs, far from it. I don't know what Lucas does all day... he avoids TV, he doesn't own anything, I guess he's wandering around outside. Employment would provide the only slight chance he has now of meeting a woman and getting a gf.
Meeting a woman and getting a gf would mean a 2nd DV conviction on his record. The Creep is bad news for any woman.
 
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With Lucas's case, I don't understand why he doesn't want to work either. It's not like he has enough money and solid housing like comfy NEETs, far from it. I don't know what Lucas does all day... he avoids TV, he doesn't own anything, I guess he's wandering around outside. Employment would provide the only slight chance he has now of meeting a woman and getting a gf.
The big reason why he would want to avoid it, is one that we have brought up a lot. And whether or not he knows this or not, we don't know. Working will decrease his tugboat. If he works too much, it could straight up cancel his disability. If that happens and he decides working isn't for him, he's gotta apply for the tugboat again. That is a long process.

Still, working part time would still net him more money overall, but the tugboat would decrease. I have a hard time believing he would be okay with that. That is his tardbux! He earns them by being a lolcow. He's entitled!

Good question of what does he do all day. His only legit hobbies are designing his unplayable board games and posting nonsense on the Internet. He is not interested in TV or sports, he does not read, or seem to be interested in movies. Even being broke, he could get a library card and check out books to read. I know he was or is banned from some library branches, maybe the whole Spokane library system? And Spokane is a large enough city that there are free events going on around town, I am sure.

Maybe Mallon Place makes him do counseling or something productive? I don't know. This whole job thing maybe is being forced on him for being in his "special needs program". That could be the case.

Him posting about his heat exhaustion is telling. Usually he tries to portray himself as plenty healthy and good. There almost certainly is a manipulative reason he shared that.
 
With Lucas's case, I don't understand why he doesn't want to work either. It's not like he has enough money and solid housing like comfy NEETs, far from it. I don't know what Lucas does all day... he avoids TV, he doesn't own anything, I guess he's wandering around outside. Employment would provide the only slight chance he has now of meeting a woman and getting a gf.
But right, that's exactly why he has no reason to get a job. What he has right now is freedom and the ability to tell himself he's a lone wolf sigma male. What would he gain if he got a job?

That's the issue with saying his mother made him the way he is. He is aggressively a worthless piece of shit, and by continuously refusing to ever be or do anything his state and the public at large has rewarded him over and over again.

Should he do differently because the way he lives is "not right" or because he should feel bad? Emotional or moral blackmail isn't an adequate motive, and it should not be used as such because guilt tripping people only works on those who already care about others.

Is it supposed to get him a girlfriend? He wouldn't have a girlfriend either way because he sucks, but regardless, I'm still of the position this man has nothing he could do with a woman. He is an obese middle aged man of terrible cardiovascular health sitting on the brink of diabetes pumped full of psychiatric medications that all kill sex drive, his pursuit of a girlfriend is an ego and obtainment thing.
He has nothing he could do with a woman except maybe physically abuse her and blame her for his problems, and he can already blame other people for his problems as is.

Don't all pawn blame off on Lucas' mother because the state of Washington has created a situation where living off welfare is almost as profitable as working.
 
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