Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I also heard of Patrick via this thread due to a suggestion and boy it's been a fucking wild year. Pat is like the thinking man's CWC. He just constantly steps on rakes and refuses to learn anything. It's a true tragicomic odyssey.

I avoided the Wern thread until enough people associated him with the Russell Greer thread. The overlap is definitely there for those wanting an alternative cow. One can imagine Russell's story ending in similar fashion, and he's barely in his 30's with a permanent never-getting-any face. *sniff* An often thought about cross-over that never was.

 

[Twrx]

This has always been one of the most amusing delusions of his.

Not only that there are a ton of these hookups/relationships happening (while I'm sure the number is higher than zero, it's obviously wildly exaggerated in his brain) but they're happening regularly in Spokane, and happening in the part of Spokane that he just so happens to frequent on his ragman adventures. Or even more insane it's happening with every single person in his fartbox complex OTHER than him. Literally everyone of his neighbors at the time was supposedly in an age gap/interracial relationship. I realize that crazy people generally aren't rational, but it's amazing how it never occurs to him how INCREDIBLY unlikely that is to be true. But it's also amazing that this delusion also drives home the point that everybody else knows this secret intel that gets them what he desperately wants but won't share it with him.

Don't forget that he created the "age gap scene". Him and him alone, but people stole the information he posted.

 

[SteveGoatman]

Don't forget that he created the "age gap scene". Him and him alone, but people stole the information he posted.

Great point. He is the originator, innovator, and sole owner of the age gap scene and everyone else playing in his sandbox needs to be thanking him and helping him get a girl... something that in theory he shouldn't need any help with given his vast knowledge of age gap relationships etc...

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I’ll go ahead and powerlevel just a tad. I work in the medical field, and have a lot of experience for dialysis patients. People on dialysis are, essentially, on a hair trigger so to speak. A patient who misses even just one dialysis appointment, depending on how bad their kidneys are, is likely in big trouble. Now it’s possible that he went to a hospital where they can get him dialysis and then was taken to the looney bin (some hospitals function as both). I’m not too familiar with this cow personally, but missing since March is a red flag that shit has hit the fan.

Sorry for the text block.

 

[BowlOfDick]

You are, of course, correct in your medical perspective. Subject matter experts are welcomed in the wernology field, as it adds to the richness of our sperging.

However, as far as pattern of life is concerned, this is a great divergence of his normal behaviour when it comes to loony bin admissions.

Granted, his ailing health is an added factor, and indeed I myself indicated that there were behavioural indicators of his rising lunacy, but this just doesn’t fit the picture compared to what we are used to.

I’ll go ahead and powerlevel just a tad. I work in the medical field, and have a lot of experience for dialysis patients. People on dialysis are, essentially, on a hair trigger so to speak. A patient who misses even just one dialysis appointment, depending on how bad their kidneys are, is likely in big trouble. Now it’s possible that he went to a hospital where they can get him dialysis and then was taken to the looney bin (some hospitals function as both). I’m not too familiar with this cow personally, but missing since March is a red flag that shit has hit the fan.

Sorry for the text block.

 

[Roccosmoderndeath1]

Schrodinger's Wern: he's both dead and alive until the next post comes through of him eating a bowl of cat food or talking about slurping up a (catfish who stole his phone) gen z girl's meat lips

I'm would never be optimistic when it comes to dialysis, but Werner is the type of scitzo to have absurdly high constitution. It's like their brains are able to gaslight their other organs into chugging along.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

That sounds like the beginning of a horrifying version of planescape torment with lucas as the nameless one

No. The Nameless One comes back if he dies.

 

['tism]

I'm sad that the schizo ragman's tale is likely at an end. I have been following Cyraxx lately for similar content. He's actually even more delusional about his music than the wern is/was about getting a zoomer Bae,if that can be believed.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'm giving him a week until I write him off as dead.

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

missing since March

Actually only about a month.
March is his projected expiry date, assuming he went to every appointment and hadn't been a barely walking garbage dump.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

If my math is right this should be about midnight GMT today (19 hours ago). So what does it mean if the message didn’t deliver - he didn’t have a phone that was logged into FB?

 

[BowlOfDick]

If my math is right this should be about midnight GMT today (19 hours ago). So what does it mean if the message didn’t deliver - he didn’t have a phone that was logged into FB?
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Name the mouth please. My SOFALAW ghostie got Zucced. I know many in that group bullshit their relationship with him for clout. I want to verify the source my friend.

 

[WonderWino]

If my math is right this should be about midnight GMT today (19 hours ago). So what does it mean if the message didn’t deliver - he didn’t have a phone that was logged into FB?
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Delivered means the message went through to him but that he hasn't read it. It would say that it was read if he actually saw it

In other words he hasn't been onto his account to read it

 

[AnOminous]

In other words he hasn't been onto his account to read it

 

[WonderWino]

It appears we may have entered the wernerdammerung - the twilight of the wern. Being less than 10 days away from a month without any activity at all from him isn't a good sign. Especially given the timing. If this is truly near the end of wernology then lucas died as he lived - an utter disappointment

 

[mothman96]

Delivered means the message went through to him but that he hasn't read it. It would say that it was read if he actually saw it

In other words he hasn't been onto his account to read it

Well, I don't think the Creeper is dead but since he hasn't been on his account to read the message(s), @QueenBurritoSupreme could be right -- he currently doesn't have a phone. That or maybe he did end up back at the nut house.

ETA:
If he is not locked up in the nut house and hasn't posted for lack of phone, he does qualify to get a free gov't phone.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Someone jumped off a bridge in Spokane on Nov 26. I don’t think it was our boy Lucas - apparently a lot of people jump off that bridge and Lucas wouldn’t have been silent online for two weeks before snapping.
It did get me wondering, if he dies how easy will it be for the authorities to contact Myrna now that she’s in Mexico?

 

[VoidFace]

Someone jumped off a bridge in Spokane on Nov 26. I don’t think it was our boy Lucas - apparently a lot of people jump off that bridge and Lucas wouldn’t have been silent online for two weeks before snapping.
It did get me wondering, if he dies how easy will it be for the authorities to contact Myrna now that she’s in Mexico?
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On the subject of Lucas committing suicide: the most annoying part about that, is that someone would try to find a way to blame us.

 

[BowlOfDick]

This is compelling, but it’s highly unlikely that Lucas, even at his lowest point, would commit suicide. He’s a narcissist and it just isn’t in their playbook.

Someone jumped off a bridge in Spokane on Nov 26. I don’t think it was our boy Lucas - apparently a lot of people jump off that bridge and Lucas wouldn’t have been silent online for two weeks before snapping.
It did get me wondering, if he dies how easy will it be for the authorities to contact Myrna now that she’s in Mexico?
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[Al from Dadeville]

This is compelling, but it’s highly unlikely that Lucas, even at his lowest point, would commit suicide. He’s a narcissist and it just isn’t in their playbook.

I don’t think he could climb his fat ass over the rail