Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas talks big online, but even if he did enroll in Community College I would be surprised if he didn't find an excuse to not show on the first day. In any event I can't see him making it more than a week before he starts raging about bigots and schools teaching lies.

I want two things that will never happen. Lucas actually getting a dinner date with a young woman, and a high quality audio/video recording of the entire date from the moment they meet until her desperate escape.

All you probably need is one hour listening to Lucas and you will hear everything you will ever hear from him. Everything else ... for the rest of your life ... will just be daily recycle and repeat of the same thoughts.
 
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He just admitted he can't even bare the idea of walking into a class room. Even Chris had the balls to have an attraction side and got a degree. Lucas is lower than Chris. Chris could get fake dates, the list goes on.

I don't think Lucas has a full hour of anything at all to say, his longest video is in the 20 min range and it's still quite repetitive, that's one of the funniest saddest things about him, his mental illness has cooked his brain to his pedophile love quest, in almost 4 decades of life he's got a roughy 10 minute repeating speech about Socialism, made up science and bragging with a touch of woe is me. No life story, because there is none.

Let's just pick a topic of vegetables, some people like them some don't some cook some don't I can't think of a single 20 year old girl I know fitting in any of those categories who couldn't talk at least an hour about veggies. You know just bullshitting about tomatoes.

I'm pretty sure I bought my god daughter one of them string toys and it says more than Lucas does also, it's no where as rapey.
 
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Hear me out, I just want you to feel the pain that you make me feel by existing in front of me...because I support you.

But I can't, because you don't have feelings.
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Rabbit Bones said:
Kids hate when old people are in classes with them. There's always some old weirdo in entry level classes who wants to talk over everyone, and will do their best to run over young professors. I know Lucas is never going to get into college so it's a moot point, but these 18 year old college students wouldn't be swooning over him while he's ranting in an intro to biology class about how his jizz will make super heroes if he squirts it into a teenager, they'll be messing around on their phones or just trying to avoid eye contact with him while the professors tries to get him to shut up.

(I may have went to college at a school with a lot of late in life students)
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I dunno, I've always found the older people were more often than not more committed and dedicated, they asked more questions and slacked less. I'd rather work with a boomer than some punk out of HS who never responds to emails and always waits until the last few days to do anything.
 
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I can see a couple possibilities. Facebook finally decided he was violating terms of service in his hunt for young women, but I would expect we would have seen a Twitter rant in response. Could have offed himself after his manic rant and "you hate me" sentiments last night, but he seems more the type to threaten suicide as a manipulative tool more than something he would really do. He was up until around 5:00 this morning, he could have decided to stir the pot and get a reaction by disabling his account before crashing out, and will be back sometime tonight or tomorrow.

He's been talking about getting a new place next month. I thought that was early, but realized he's finishing his six month allotment at Phoenix house. He did two months before going inpatient, and is now finishing out the remaining four. He might be having a hard time finding his next place.
 
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I can't imagine it's some ToS-Violation thing by what he wrote. It never was that graphic and you have hordes of indians running around on Facebook who ask random women to show bobs and vagene and generally act like sex pests and nobody cares.

Either he did it himself in some weird fit of rage by something he might have read here or elsewhere or he was somehow weened again.
 
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I feel like he's sure to be back soon, provided he's not in hospital again.

You know, when he was in the laughing academy I really had some high hopes that he would meet some obese 21-year-old lunatic who might find him attractive and they could bond over greasy dinners and tuna fish Pop-Tarts. Sadly, it was not to be.
 
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You know, when he was in the laughing academy I really had some high hopes that he would meet some obese 21-year-old lunatic who might find him attractive and they could bond over greasy dinners and tuna fish Pop-Tarts. Sadly, it was not to be
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He thinks he's far too good to date a fat girl, anyway. For a balding, homeless schizophrenic man who's never worked a day in his life, he's incredibly full of himself.
 
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