Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Gas Station Boner Pills said:
I bet he wishes he was back with that roommate who hogged the freezer. If he keeps moving because of roommates how long until they tell him to just deal with it. I hope so much that this new one is a longterm arrangement.
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I'd say it's the same roommate he complained hogged the freezer. I don't he has been moved from the 2nd apt to a 3rd. Not yet anyway.
I don't think he said anything out in the open about the roommate he had in the 1st apt. About the 1st week of Oct he was moved to the 2nd apt.
 
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Telo Miriam said:
Guys I think it’s happening. Also management ignores his calls now.
Eta I just realized they paired him with another Lucas and he hates it :story:

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Well i'll be fucked - my prediction of the werns afterlife came true. He's forced to live in a shitty apartment with a roommate who is essentially just like him, right down to screaming about politicians. Lucas is legit having to live with somebody who does the same shit he does...and getting ignored by management when he calls to bitch about it. Fucking lol

No way that arrangement is going to last very long. Lucas won't take that for very long without blowing a gasket himself. Especially if the guy is ranting about trump constantly. They're going to end up with a mini bernie-trump war in that apartment and inevitable screaming matches. I won't be surprised if lucas gets his ass beat over it before long

Telo Miriam said:
“Let’s take the screaming lefty schizo and room him with the screaming righty schizo, lol. Lmao.”
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I have to wonder if it was deliberate on the part of management. Its definitely not ethical but I wouldn't be surprised if both of them pissed off management to the point they just said fuck it and dumped them in together so they'd drive each other mental until one of them did something to justify being evicted, so management would get rid of at least one of them. If not then I have to question just how remarkably stupid management is that they would do this and not realize what the inevitable outcome will be

Gas Station Boner Pills said:
I bet he wishes he was back with that roommate who hogged the freezer.
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That moment lucas finds out the reason the roommate wanted so much freezer space was to store all his trump brand steaks, turns around and suddenly starts screaming incoherently at his roommate for being a right wing bigot republican fascist oligarch who hoards all the women and won't stop wearing stupid baseball caps and the roommate just stands there staring dumbfounded for a few seconds out of shock wondering where all this sudden insanity is coming from

Why are you eating those trump steaks bigot? Yes you are! Yes you are! Fucking flatbill republican won't give me the hookup but you'll fill my freezer with your bigot trump steaks! Bernie sanders upon you bigot!

I wonder if his 'lack of internet and phone' for a month had anything to do with this roommate and him fighting over something and lucas getting a beat down over it and hiding until some obvious beating related injuries healed
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
This has ‘top rated reality show’ written all over it.
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It would be a great hidden camera show - autistic big brother, and would be even better if hosted by chris hansen

Could throw a little kitchen nightmares segment in there as well, with gordon ramsay critiquing lucas's cooking. Hell i'd pay a monthly membership just to watch it

Also lol, in the middle of writing out this post, this popped up in my feed:

Also skip to 7:10 - someone suffering from these delusions might regard themselves as a misunderstood genius who could solve all of the worlds problems if they had enough power

No amount of casual reasoning or asking for evidence will do much to change a persons mind when they're suffering from these delusions

Fucking lol, lucas to a T right there. Lucas 'i'm totally not schizophrenic i'm just bipolar!' werner everybody
 
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Is that a schizo word salad poem at the top? Or lyrics from an emo girl’s MySpace profile?
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Telo Miriam said:
Is that a schizo word salad poem at the top? Or lyrics from an emo girl’s MySpace profile?
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Sounds like half his usual schizo word salad and half another attempt at his stupidly written 'poems'

Dark Memories and White Lies by Lucas Werner

Poetry by a contemporary poet
poetrypoem.com poetrypoem.com

But what do you expect from someone who claims to have been at the epicenter of the grunge rock movement....when he was like 6 in the 80s. I'm sure 6 year old grunge rocker lucas would have been quite the sight
 
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MeganDodgedABullet said:
Excellent new arc for Xmas.Kudos to the writers. Can Pukas get decked by his roomie as a New Years gift? I want to believe.

Even better if the roomie brags about all the hot teen poon his fashy ways got him...
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I don't know.....getting his ass beat by his roommate would be amusing, but a better new years gift would be the roommate getting drunk off his ass and trying to kiss lucas, leading to lucas having an absolute meltdown and start screeching about how he's totally not gay while calling his roommate a trumpanzee faggot, until he snaps and ends up spending new years day on a 72 hour psych hold, to return to an eviction and the start of a sudden hobo saga
 
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Telo Miriam said:
Guys I think it’s happening. Also management ignores his calls now.
Eta I just realized they paired him with another Lucas and he hates it :story:

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Lmao, is Lucas really complaining about some guy saying "nigger" when he had a phase where he thought screaming that word enough would get him a girlfriend?
 
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Telo Miriam said:
This is coming from a guy who does literally nothing.
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By the way, is there a way I should be archiving his posts since they aren’t public, or can I only take screenshots?
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Is that some self awareness poking out of his Swiss cheese brain about the being snotty towards others?
 
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