Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

WonderWino said:
I wonder how much of his statement here has to do with liking the general winter climate in LA when he was there. He hates freezing his ass off all winter when he's outside and would probably prefer a warmer climate than washington has, so he can spaz out freely and be able to live in the woods when he got in trouble for it
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Isn't Los Angeles/Bakersfield/wherever the fuck "SoCal" spans an inhospitable, dry ass desert with severe water scarcity problems?
 
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Dread First said:
Isn't Los Angeles/Bakersfield/wherever the fuck "SoCal" spans an inhospitable, dry ass desert with severe water scarcity problems?
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Yes but lucas was in LA itself and didn't really see that part. His brain immediately went to 'its winter here but i'm able to walk around and stay outside without freezing to death' and didn't consider most of california is a desert
 
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Twrx said:
He will die much quicker outside of Spokane. He can reeee his bullshit all he wants about it being some sort of republican hell, no other city would put up with all his bullshit.
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Exactly. He was lucky and should be very grateful to whoever it was who catfished him there from olympia in the first place. He'd have ended up in a far worse position than he is if that had never happened
 
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Telo Miriam said:
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Probably most, if not all this food was stuff he got from a food pantry. You know the fat cow regularly goes to food pantries for handouts and entitlements. Food pantries normally have random canned goods and sometimes boxes of spaghetti, or other non parishable foods.

All that stuff together? His sense of taste is so far out there. Unreal what he does.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Probably most, if not all this food was stuff he got from a food pantry. You know the fat cow regularly goes to food pantries for handouts and entitlements. Food pantries normally have random canned goods and sometimes boxes of spaghetti, or other non parishable foods.

All that stuff together? His sense of taste is so far out there. Unreal what he does.
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With all the shit he does with bizarre ingredients I wonder if he would even notice if somebody made a catfood casserole with some random stuff in it and gave it to him to be 'generous.' I can legitimately see him eating the whole thing and then bragging about how good it was on twitter, calling out whoever gave it to him as his friend and how great his cooking is

i'm also very surprised no previous roommates did this to him because they had enough of his bullshit and begging for food

Maybe leave a bag of oreos out where lucas can get them easily and replace the oreos with those dog cookies walmart sells that look exactly like real cookies. Its not like he could ree to the manager if he realized it was dog cookies - whats he going to say? He stole his roommates shit and ate it and it turned out to be dog treats? He'd be admitting to stealing shit from people. I'd laugh my ass off if he did that and it got him kicked out for theft

Thats the way the dogfood cookie crumbles lucas
 
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Poop Shoot said:
I love his terrible food, hopefully he gets access to a toaster oven soon.
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or a chimpout because his roommate gets one and refuses to let lucas anywhere near it. I'm a bit surprised that he hasn't tried to crowdfund shit like that yet. Crowdfunding for a toaster oven is peak wern behavior, especially when he figures out its literally just posting it and waiting for people to give him money. After his attempted paypal scams you'd think he'd jump on the crowdfunding bandwagon. Especially to try to pull a zoe quinn and crowdfund a board game, then take all the money to gorge himself on food and never produce a game

and of course lucas would never go to some used item store and buy one for like $5 because he wouldn't want something somebody else threw away and he'd have to clean before using it (not that he would....) he wants brand new
 
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Who loves him? I genuinely don’t even get that impression from Myrna
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Twrx said:
Because she doesn't. He's nothing but something she can trot out when she wants some sympathy and ass pats.
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It truly bothers me that she has dementia or whatever it is she has, something which will allow her to forget the trash she birthed into the world and shaped into a gluttonous, pedophilic, would-be rapist leech.
 
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VoidFace said:
It truly bothers me that she has dementia or whatever it is she has, something which will allow her to forget the trash she birthed into the world and shaped into a gluttonous, pedophilic, would-be rapist leech.
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I have zero pity for her and demintia is such a bullshit cop out for her. She could have made a attempt to bite this in the ass 40 years ago and she chose not to out of laziness.
 
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He's so fucking boring when he's not horned up and spouting off incel rants. Sexually frustrated Lucas is best Lucas. I hope he finds a reason to get thrown out on his ass when it warms up outside. Another homeless saga is long overdue, and some kind of glorious grand finale. He's wasting his potential as the only thing he's ever been good at: being a laughing stock.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
I guess fatty has given up on the "pay me to add you on Facebook or unblock you". I think one or two exceptional individuals actually did that. I hope no one is buying his shit off redbubble. He is trying to sound like an ally to women again. Of course, no one is buying it.
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His friends list is down to 4,166. I remember a few years ago he opened that page because his friends list was maxed out at 5k. I wonder how long his block list is.

These retards apparently bought something from redbubble:
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