WonderWino
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Wern has such sights to show you
Fucking flatbill bigot pinhead clones hoarding all the zoomers who solve the lament configuration while trying to make sense of lucas's time travel equation
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Wern has such sights to show you
Fucking flatbill bigot pinhead clones hoarding all the zoomers who solve the lament configuration while trying to make sense of lucas's time travel equation
Al from Dadeville
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ROOMMATE POST(Sorry I didn’t see this earlier)
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He hovers because the freak doesn't understand the concept of cleaning up after himself and basic kitchen sanation.
Al from Dadeville
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1. *one of* the unhinged roommates has been removed
2. This guy is gonna be so pissed when he gets out of jail, will he be evicted in the meanwhile? Did Lucas plan that far ahead?
2. This guy is gonna be so pissed when he gets out of jail, will he be evicted in the meanwhile? Did Lucas plan that far ahead?
Fatal Walter
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I see Lucas is still all about ACAB
WonderWino
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I did nothing to provoke it
Uh huh. Sure you didn't. Everybody knows how lucas acts when he has a roommate. The fact this doesn't seem to occur to him says alot about his low intelligence. It also says alot that the management refused to do anything about it. Strongly implies what lucas is claiming happened didn't happen and that they likely told him to stop antagonizing the roommate. No way he doesn't, he low key admits it himself with how he gets watched like a hawk when he does shit or cooks something, because of how he does shit, especially around food. No way he just sits in his room quietly like he's claiming. He never does
As has been pointed out, he's literally living with somebody who is exactly like him and does the same spazzy chimpouts. He's seeing what its like from the other side and doesn't like it, yet doesn't have enough self awareness to realize the irony of the situation
So what changed then? He literally admitted the cops refused to do anything and now they're suddenly arresting the guy? What did lucas do to antagonize him further? I bet he used his usual trumpanzee and anti right wing lunacy and just kept taunting him deliberately until the guy snapped. Assuming the cops actually got involved at all, lucas lies every time he opens his mouth remember. He'd do it deliberately so he could call the cops and get somebody arrested - he gets off on that shit, and so he could get the apartment to himself for awhile. Strongly implied that this is what he did considering he's gloating about it as the 'master coordinator' yet got forbid somebody did the same to him for spazzing out, they would be his enemy for life.Telo Miriam said:
I don't see why the cops would be there unless he did such a thing. Unless they were to help escort him out after somebody came in to evaluate his mental health and said he had to take a vacation to the funny farm, which is not the kind of intervention he's trying to imply with that post
He better hope the roommate is in a better mood when he comes back to the apartment or he's just going to end up in a hostile, shitty situation and sooner or later it'll be lucas who spazzes out
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Ngl if Lucas could manage to work in getting his ass beat one last time before he croaks that would be primo. I know a lot of people want a homeless saga or one last schizo blow up about zoomer baes and flatbills and greybeards, but I would be satisfied with just seeing him get slapped around a bit.
WonderWino
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He better be careful or you'll get your wish. Fucking with his roommate then calling the cops repeatedly and getting him a vacation in the nuthouse isn't going to do lucas any favors in terms of things going well for him in the apartment. He's clearly already on thin ice with the guy, who clearly doesn't like lucas. Its not a wise thing for him to be antagonizing his roommate, let alone a crazy one. If lucas is stupid enough to try to gloat when he gets back and says anything to the effect of now things are going to be done my way or i'll sic the cops on you again or even gets it in his head that the cops will haul the guy off if he provokes him the right way and figures he can use that to try to blackmail the guy for food/zoomer puss puss/money/etc.. he's asking for it to backfire on him and risking a pretty serious beatdown. Its not like it would be the first time he tried that
As lucas once put it he's risking getting his face pushed in like a can of smashed assholes if he gets any ideas in his head like that
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And it's never once ended well for him. I think if he fucks with the guy again, odds are good the guy takes the couple minutes he has before the cops show up to rearrange his face.
Stinkyboy
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In before wern gets his shit rocked by his roommate upon return.
Its retarded to call the cops on someone who lived there before you
Its retarded to call the cops on someone who lived there before you
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I bet that fat faggot has a cocky smirk on his face over getting his roommate hauled off. I bet he thinks he is pretty smart too. I sort of wonder if his roommate also hasn't complained to the management of the sped housing about autistic Lucas and his cow antics. I bet he has.
So, Mr. ACAB is real happy about getting his roommate a stay in jail or the crazy house. Lucas is ACAB in name only. He loves having the police do his dirty work. They are on his side, after all. He probably thinks he will now just have the apartment to himself. Nope, a new sped will move in before Christmas if the old sped doesn't return before him.
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So Lucas got the police after his roommate for *checks notes* literally the exact same kind of shit he does when he's chimping out? Huh. One can only hope that his tenancy comes to a similar conclusion.
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All I want for Xmas is for Pukas to take a few clean headshots and then get evicted.
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He's probably misquoted the entire "you reap what you sow" multiple times, and hopefully he gets to experience the reality of it very soon.
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Santa, my mommy says I’ve been an OK boy this year, so I’d like this as well with the added caveat that I’d want it recorded by somebody who isn’t Lucas, so that his dumb ass can’t edit it to make himself look better somehow
Al from Dadeville
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Some new board game designed by Lucas. Can’t wait for him to explain the fucked up schizo rules behind this
Boring update: he’s playing with Jamie, the dude from the nursing home? Is Jamie confirmed to be his neighbor?
Boring update: he’s playing with Jamie, the dude from the nursing home? Is Jamie confirmed to be his neighbor?
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WonderWino
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Imagine spending 7 hours playing that schizophrenic insanity of a game with lucas, and having to listen to him constantly spout nonsense 'rules' and randomly change them to suit him when he realizes he's losing and wigging out when it doesn't go his way, like he did the last time he played a game with jamie on video
I'd say Jaime is still at Mallon Place but the sped apt the Creeper lives in on Ash st. is just around the corner from Mallon. Jaime can walk to where the Creeper lives.
Al from Dadeville
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Lucas is starting to explain the rules to his new game. He also posted them as a public post on his cover photo if anyone wants to grab the archive of that.
Why aren’t the tractors making fields? Why is everyone fighting over houses? I thought scarcity was caused by ebil capitalists or something.
I wonder if he made Jamie eat some of this bullshit
Edit: just noticed he changed his pfp twice last night
Why aren’t the tractors making fields? Why is everyone fighting over houses? I thought scarcity was caused by ebil capitalists or something.
I wonder if he made Jamie eat some of this bullshit
Edit: just noticed he changed his pfp twice last night
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It appears Luke is starting to make public posts once more.
An attempt at marketing the game, or has his thirst for worship outweighed his desire for financial gain?
I think it’s likely this is due to the realisation of him having of zero ‘subscribers’ has finally kicked in.
An attempt at marketing the game, or has his thirst for worship outweighed his desire for financial gain?
I think it’s likely this is due to the realisation of him having of zero ‘subscribers’ has finally kicked in.