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Pretty sure it's the contents of an abcess.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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WonderWino
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He posted another cooking video
Simple syrup over onions and peppered spam
Dear fucking christ. He sliced onions and put maple syrup on them with what looks like that seasoning salt he dumps on everything and managed to burn the shit out of spam
He microwaved spam. and burned it in the fucking microwave. and then put pepper on it
He described it as the perfect midnight snack at 10pm...make love to me
He sounds like hes literally getting off on eating it. I said it before and i'll say it again - his food obsession is tied into sex
Simple syrup over onions and peppered spam
Dear fucking christ. He sliced onions and put maple syrup on them with what looks like that seasoning salt he dumps on everything and managed to burn the shit out of spam
He microwaved spam. and burned it in the fucking microwave. and then put pepper on it
He described it as the perfect midnight snack at 10pm...make love to me
He sounds like hes literally getting off on eating it. I said it before and i'll say it again - his food obsession is tied into sex
Al from Dadeville
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fucking terrifying thing to see right after waking up and opening my phone
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Ahh yes, we're back to melting a bunch of cheese on random shit and pretending it's some innovative new meal idea and not just, ya know, some random shit with cheese melted on it. This is a return to classic Wern content right here. He's such a one trick pony.
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Looks like he's having another manic episode by the sound of that. He seems to be entering one long cycle of constant crazy considering this has been going on pretty consistently for weeks now. We all know how that always ends. The voices on the wind have won out and returned him to classic wern. I wonder if did it deliberately because being on meds forced him to think about how fucked he was and how the rest of his life was going to be like that with no zoomer bae or food gorging and he'd rather be crazy and screaming on the streets than have to face that
and of course he took yet another picture of himself wearing the headphones. It never seems to occur to him that wearing them everywhere he goes all the time isn't normal and makes him look crazy
and the way he arranged that food on the plate looks like a rictus grin. I wonder if it was talking to him via the voices on the wind. It would explain his weird comments while eating
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Part of me wants to read into this and try to analyze the the psychological implications of these (almost certainly perfectly correct) ideas but...
there is no way it wouldn't be horrifying.
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You don't need to stare into the void any deeper
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I can see it now - lucas repeating what the food face was saying to him. Eat me lucas, make love to me with your tongue and mouth. Consume me lucas. I'll make your telomeres long and your DNA strong. Feed me to zoomer baes lucas. Put me inside them before you push yourself inside them as if he's imagining some kind of food and cock related spitroasting of a zoomer bae, taking his cock and food from both ends
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most horrifying fanfiction ever
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Al from Dadeville
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He’s been posting shorts on YouTube
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Fuck you for making me read that you gaddamn beautiful genius lmao.
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I know I have a reputation round here for armchair psychology but even I'm not fucking touching Lucas. I feel I'd catch something off him just by thinking about him too much.
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I don't think he burned it. I think it's ALL pepper assuming this picture is pre-microwaving. Also telling jews theyre missing out on pork in this way is so funny
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I like that Lucas hip and with it waits for the day the Jews homeland is attacked to insult them for their dietary choices.
Way to punch down BIGOT!
Also, why did Lucas not mention other groups whom choose to not eat pork? There's a lot more Muslims but, Dr. "Super sperm Germanic king blood line" Luke chooses to insult Jews.
In the language of his "master telomeres race" he's a fetter rassist.
Way to punch down BIGOT!
Also, why did Lucas not mention other groups whom choose to not eat pork? There's a lot more Muslims but, Dr. "Super sperm Germanic king blood line" Luke chooses to insult Jews.
In the language of his "master telomeres race" he's a fetter rassist.
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It's so pathetically hilarious that he legitimately thinks he has better ideas and knows more than people who have dedicated their lives to astrophysics and astronomy just because he listens to Neil DeGrasse Tyson on JRE every once in awhile.
Here's a nice, gen z honey attracting meme. Not horrifying whatsoever.
Here's a nice, gen z honey attracting meme. Not horrifying whatsoever.
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Is it just the lighting being weird or did someone pop him one and give him a black eye? Also, he's being passive aggressive again and blatantly obvious about it
and of course he's back on the science nonsense again. Managing to get it entirely wrong as usual. He doesn't even stop to consider the fact that 400 billion stars doesn't automatically mean they all have at least one planet. It stands to reason there are many stars that have no planets. Unsurprisingly he has no understanding of what quantum tunneling means or how absurd his idea sounds
I wonder if he will ever get back on his werner sausage kick. He tends to come back around and hit all his crazy claims again sooner or later. If so they should hire him as a spokesman this time and have him sing a new company commercial for them:
hot dogs,
werner hot dogs,
what kinds of creeps eat werner hot dogs,
fat creeps,
reeking creeps,
creeps with tiny cocks,
bald creeps,
schizo creeps,
even creeps with mrsa pox
hobo tested, hobo approved. look for them at a supermarket near you. we start with the best parts - the snouts and rectums, flavor them with a secret blend of hobo herbs and spices and broil them for 3 hours in a toaster oven to give them their special charred and shriveled texture. the only hot dog so good the wern asks for it by name
It would fit him perfectly. Maybe make him wear a beanie hat and dress like an overgrown 10 year old in the commercial
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WonderWino
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Looks like lucas has received his birthday gift from the royal court of king roy a month early. What did his royal highness and kings consort myrna decide to send him you wonder? Why, an air fryer:
In other words they didn't want to give him a gift certificate so he could waddle into a restaurant and eye fuck the teen girls and see how obese and unhealthy is so they sent him a not so subtle (but obviously too subtle for lucas) hint that lucas should be eating healthier by giving him an air fryer
and what does he do with it? immediately wants to make air fried grilled cheese sandwiches. Healthy choice there lucas
and unsurprisingly he is projecting hard again. He doesn't like being around other schizophrenics, tries to imply he himself isn't one despite admitting to it and his mother admitting to it and literally writing a shitty kids book about what its like to live with being a schizo years ago. I guess the voices on the wind get jealous when he is around other imaginary voices. Lucas is the last person who should be complaining about other people running their unchecked schizo ranting mouths. He has a long history of that and more than a few trips to the psych ward as a result
and he doesn't like being around people with covid despite having caught it himself at least once and being put up in a fucking hotel with free food because of it
In other words they didn't want to give him a gift certificate so he could waddle into a restaurant and eye fuck the teen girls and see how obese and unhealthy is so they sent him a not so subtle (but obviously too subtle for lucas) hint that lucas should be eating healthier by giving him an air fryer
and what does he do with it? immediately wants to make air fried grilled cheese sandwiches. Healthy choice there lucas
and unsurprisingly he is projecting hard again. He doesn't like being around other schizophrenics, tries to imply he himself isn't one despite admitting to it and his mother admitting to it and literally writing a shitty kids book about what its like to live with being a schizo years ago. I guess the voices on the wind get jealous when he is around other imaginary voices. Lucas is the last person who should be complaining about other people running their unchecked schizo ranting mouths. He has a long history of that and more than a few trips to the psych ward as a result
and he doesn't like being around people with covid despite having caught it himself at least once and being put up in a fucking hotel with free food because of it