He is gonna make some super autistic and terrible food with that thing. How long till he ruins it? Or catches it on fire? You know he won't clean it. I would not be surprised if he ruins it before the end of the year. And why did they send the cow his gift a month early?
Yeah he's definitely going to make some shit tier food pretty soon. He's probably already dreaming of the toasterbortions he's going to invent with it. Like you said he'll never clean it and likely treat it the same or worse than he did the toaster oven in the homeless shelter. Lucas being lucas will no doubt dump all kinds of spices and sauces into the machine that'll burn all to hell, could start a fire if he gets stupid about it. I wonder if thats one of the reasons king roy opted for an air fryer instead of a deep fryer - knowing how much of an idiot lucas is and concerned that he'd start a fire and burn the building down if he got ahold of a deep fryer. At a minimum he's going to eventually ruin it, with a fairly high chance of starting some kind of fire doing stupid shit with sauces and oils. Lucas burning down his apartment building would be the icing on the cake of his utter stupidity and something he'd never live down. Though he'd fuck up alot of lives and might even hurt some people in doing so. Somehow I don't think he'd be getting any further housing assistance after that, other than a cell if he ended up causing someones death while burning the place down like an idiot. Not to mention nobody would ever let him around an appliance unsupervised again. I can just see lucas's angry tarding out at being told he needs a wrangler to approve of and supervise any use of his coveted fryers and toaster ovens. Lucas werner, PhD candidate and EBT card scientist at his most virile but not allowed to use a simple kitchen appliance
Or how long until he trades it for a half eaten burrito?
He'll probably legitimately do that when his lack of cleaning and maintaining it makes it start to fuck up and being too stupid and lazy to do anything about it just trades it away for a small amount of food
Again he's holding his own good behavior hostage under the terms that a hostage negotiator concedes to his demands and walks in a handcuffed barely-legal teen, pushing her forward every time she stops and looks back at any preferable life prospect.
Its bizarre that he keeps managing to convince himself of this, despite the fact the only time he has ever been involved in a relationship and having sex with a woman it ended with him getting even more violent, getting a restraining order slapped on him and doing literal jail time. But no, according to lucas zoomer puss puss will cure his mental problems and totally make him calm and non violent. He's like some tribal in africa claiming fucking a virgin will cure his aids
Come on now, you should be more original. a better and more effective way to piss him off would be to pay one of those people who does skywriting in a plane to write 'lucas werner is a creepy pedophile' and 'its not in the cards lucas' in cloud form on a day he was outside walking the streets. That way he'd see it, spaz out and have a literal old man yells at clouds moment, and probably make a video screeching about how bigot republican flatbills are making the clouds over spokane accuse him of being a pedo, sounding like a totally unhinged psycho. I can just imagine him showing up at the police station ranting to a cop about how his trolls are trolling him and calling him a pedo with clouds. Now that would be a bodycam video worth watchingA Big Bumbling Black Man said:
Be what way, Lucas? I am sure you would still be a fat, autistic, smelly, lol cow, even if women wanted sex with you. Which they don't. It's not in the cards for you and you live off the government. But keep on moooing and reeeing.
Or to put it in terms lucas's simple minded silverback brain can comprehend.....
I'd be fascinated to know what he thinks he means by "this way". I assume he means "gruff", "non-PC", or whatever other euphemisms he has copped to on those occasions when he finds it convenient to admit he has flaws. Minimal flaws totally justified by the behavior of money-chasing thots, though! He knows people find his behavior and personality anti-social but he fundamentally blames them. If they want him to change they should give him everything he wants, holding his own behavior hostage as others have pointed out.
That makes a lot of sense. I knew Lucas couldn’t be having the first self-aware moment of his life but I wasn’t sure what he meant by “this way.”
This is such basic bitch incel shit it's not even funny.
On the one hand....LOL.
I can't say i'm surprised he publicly suicide baited again. and of course he admits to having just sent most women some prewritten form letter (which everyone hates and is the kind of thing you expect from bots) admitting to 'even' personalizing his messages based on something in the profile or what they're wearing - as if this is something difficult and surprising, or something people wouldn't do normally if they actually wanted a chance at a response. Thinking that he matched with a woman automatically means she thinks he is handsome and eloquent is peak lucas narcissism. He is clearly unaware that a) many of those matches are bots, b) many of those are likely women flipping through without paying much attention and either not noticing lucas looks mental or accidently matching with him and then realizing this and unmatching when they take a better look or see whats in his message, and that c) tinder, like most dating site, automatically generates fake matches to try to force interaction, something many sites have gotten alot of flak for in the last few years
