Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Man I was going type something out but LMFAO. Lucas was back in the nut house. I hope he lost his spot at Mallon.

The best part of Lucas being in a rubber hotel the homie Jamie got to eat his brownie after dinner for once.

I'm sure the entire house was thankful that freak wasn't there.

I've heard this loon shit about what about boys on birth control...Lucas who claims he's a scientist and PhD, doesn't understand the very real nature of human body. Sorry girls are the ones who get Prego and it's not hard (with today's meds) to stop that via hormone or copper as well as other plans/ condoms dams pull out etc.

Guys wear condoms. Lucas has never had vaginal sex I'm flat sure of it.

Wasn't it mere weeks ago he posted this you should get unlimited disability money but be capped on earnings? (Wonder who pays more taxes Lucas or Elon).

The fat faggot never ceases to amaze he just nearly lost a limb, now he might lose housing over an actual retarded girl LMFAO!
 
Writing creepy love letters to other residents from the psych ward?

Surely Mallon Place won't let him back after this? In my country we'd make a safeguarding intervention of some kind to make sure he's shipped out to ensure this woman's safety. But we don't have to deal with Lucas' lolcow plot armour.

Also classic Lucas to say "I'm a damn good writer" when the literal previous sentence has such badly mangled syntax and missing words that it borders on incomprehensible.
 
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Lucas is talking complete and utter nonsense again about science and his fate dimension that he invented himself
 
PL, but younger cheeselets' doctor always asks him if he's sexually active and if he practices safe sex, so I don't know what Fatty is carrying on about.
When the primary complaint of the patient is "I haven't gotten laid in a decade and I'm going to kill myself because women are repulsed by me", you can figure out without asking that Lucas doesn't have sex. Lucas isn't smart enough to know that's why they didn't ask.
 
Writing creepy love letters to other residents from the psych ward?

Surely Mallon Place won't let him back after this? In my country we'd make a safeguarding intervention of some kind to make sure he's shipped out to ensure this woman's safety. But we don't have to deal with Lucas' lolcow plot armour.

Also classic Lucas to say "I'm a damn good writer" when the literal previous sentence has such badly mangled syntax and missing words that it borders on incomprehensible.
He might have also just completely made up the love letter.
Lucas is the epitome of an unreliable narrator. He lies constantly, and even when he tells the truth its by accident and purely a case of being such a bad liar that he inadvertently speaks fact. Even when he intends to tell the truth he still speaks unverifiable (and often easily debunkable) bullshit because hes so dumb and suffers from both mental delusions and a complete lack of understanding how the world works.

Right now, we have no proof such a love letter (much less the doctors at the psych ward "crying" over how "beautiful" it was) exists except that notoriously unreliable narrator Lucas claims such a letter exists.
 
He might have also just completely made up the love letter.
Lucas is the epitome of an unreliable narrator. He lies constantly, and even when he tells the truth its by accident and purely a case of being such a bad liar that he inadvertently speaks fact. Even when he intends to tell the truth he still speaks unverifiable (and often easily debunkable) bullshit because hes so dumb and suffers from both mental delusions and a complete lack of understanding how the world works.

Right now, we have no proof such a love letter (much less the doctors at the psych ward "crying" over how "beautiful" it was) exists except that notoriously unreliable narrator Lucas claims such a letter exists.
Same thoughts here. He made it up, or at an absolute minimum he wrote some crappy note that was never given to anybody outside his wranglers (so they could determine if there was any cause to be MORE concerned about his crazy ass doing something crazy). The girl never saw it, nobody cried after reading it other than perhaps tears of laughter. Lucas, we've all seen your writing and some of us have listened to you narrate your "book" Wound...nobody thinks you're a good writer. Nobody.

Also, in line with DaDude123's post, what happened to Lucas' claimed unwillingness to "cock block" another guy? I'm also very curious how old this girl is.
 
He might have also just completely made up the love letter.
Lucas is the epitome of an unreliable narrator. He lies constantly, and even when he tells the truth its by accident and purely a case of being such a bad liar that he inadvertently speaks fact. Even when he intends to tell the truth he still speaks unverifiable (and often easily debunkable) bullshit because hes so dumb and suffers from both mental delusions and a complete lack of understanding how the world works.

Right now, we have no proof such a love letter (much less the doctors at the psych ward "crying" over how "beautiful" it was) exists except that notoriously unreliable narrator Lucas claims such a letter exists.
When lucas tells the actual truth its almost always either by accident or when he thinks the truth benefits him in some way. When he doesn't flat out make something up its usually him making it partially up and telling a version of the truth that he thinks makes him look good or otherwise look like a victim of whatever the situation is. He's the living embodiment of that simpsons scene where lionel hutz explains to marge the difference between the truth and the 'truth' when she was doing a shit job being too honest as a realtor. Lucas tries to pull that thing that good liars do where they include enough truth for the lie to be believable and then alot of bs that makes up the rest of the lie. The problem is lucas is an idiot and can't pull that off for shit. It does however speak volumes of his mentality. He almost comes off as some kind of half retarded, special needs vorta. Weyouns idiot inbred third cousin maybe

That said I don't believe for a second he's telling the truth about the letter. Though I do suspect there was in fact a letter that he wrote. Though the context, purpose and outcome was not what lucas claims it was. What I think happened is lucas was sent to the hospital after spazzing out too much at mallon place and when the doctors started asking him questions about why he was flipping his shit he told them about this woman at mallon place he's fixated on and how it was making him go mental cause she rejected him and all that. The doctors set him up to speak to yet another therapist who then 'suggested' he work through his feelings of anger and rejection by writing them down in the form of a letter. a 'tell her how you feel in your own words' exercise the therapist could then read and see whats going on in his head while also letting lucas vent his anger and feelings without spazzing out. Lucas being lucas didn't understand this was a therapist using it as a diagnostic tool on him and thought he was getting a chance to send her a real letter and show off his supposed writing skills so the therapist was playing into his ego to go along with it. It was never intended to be sent to her (and probably wouldn't be a good idea legally to do so anyway for obvious reasons....) and everybody just told lucas what he wanted to hear to shut him up and calm him down and then upped his meds for a few days and warned him he can't keep behaving like this

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What is he talking about? Bought 2 pizzas for a bowling group? With what money? Maybe Myrna sent him money for his birthday? No way he had enough money to buy 2 whole pizzas. No chance at all. Boy, he really thinks he is gonna get this woman. Would love to see what she looks like.
It was recently tugboat day, plus whatever he got from his parents was probably enough for some small shitty pizzas but probably took everything he had. Either that or he threw some money in with everybody else for some pizza. They might have one of those 2 shitty pizzas for $20 kind of deals which would likely be in his price range

That said fucking yikes. As I said he is definitely fixated on her to the point he's legitimately trying to steal her away from the guy. That will not end well for anyone involved, least of all lucas. He clearly did not learn his lesson during his time at the hospital (gee theres a surprise) he has become far too comfortable and used to pushing his boundaries at mallon place. He's asking for an incident. Sooner or later one of them is going to realize his intent and tell him to fuck off, possibly calling his behavior creepy or any number of his usual trigger words and he's going to lose it again. Lucas does not tolerate rejection well. Its exactly this kind of behavior and clearly doubling down on it thats going to get him into big trouble and may even get his ass kicked out if he isn't very, very careful. One spazzout is one thing. Sometimes that shit happens with the kinds of idiots they have in places like that, but they won't allow him to make a habit of it or get creepy with a female resident. Thats 'deal with this guys behavior or you're going to get your ass sued off and risk ending up on the news especially given this particular creeps history' territory

Lucas's entitlement in that post is dialed up to 11. Aside from the irony of his years of claiming he can steal any woman from any man simply by introducing himself and warned people if they brought a woman he liked to his fartbox he would do just that, he's clearly got it in his head from the way he's talking that she was already his and this other guy somehow took her from him, when he never had her in the first place. Thats dangerous territory for lucas as it can easily lead to him doing something stupid and getting himself into trouble. He had a psychotic freakout over the nurse and his perceived rival for her affections at the homeless shelter for alot less than that. At least the shelter could tell him to fuck off, in this situation a repeat of that sort of incident could easily lead to him being arrested

One way or another, history always repeats itself with lucas. Everything he does is one big cycle. He always manages to find a way to push too far, get himself into big trouble and get kicked out of his fartboxes one way or another. Its just a question of time. Given his health he should be far more concerned about that outcome than he used to be, especially with winter well on the way. Mallon place has kept him alive and medicated, not just psych meds but actual necessary meds for his kidneys and such. If he gets kicked out he'll never stay on them and his health is going to drop like a rock again. Though myrna trying to explain how the place she raved about being such a great environment for him having suddenly kicked his ass out will be quite the post. No doubt she'll leave out the reasons for it and play up the 'they kicked out my poor innocent son with mental health problems and failing kidneys! they're evil!' despite knowing full well of his history and that he always manages to fuck things up for himself eventually

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Also, in line with DaDude123's post, what happened to Lucas' claimed unwillingness to "cock block" another guy? I'm also very curious how old this girl is.
That shit is at the forefront of lucas's manipulative mentality. He deliberately tries to present himself as someone you totally don't have to worry about stealing your woman or being creepy toward her and all that but if he thinks he can he won't think twice about doing it and ending up putting himself in a bad situation when it backfires or he gets his ass kicked. He's alternated between 'I would never cockblock anyone or even talk to anyone who has a boyfriend and they shouldn't talk to me either! ree!' and 'you better not bring your girlfriend to my apartment or i'll take her from you. she can stay here with me and you can go live at the homeless shelter' its all low IQ predator behavior to a T

and yeah i'm very curious about how old this woman is as well. Surely lucas, as stupid as he is doesn't think some woman his age is a zoomer bae? I mean even for him thats retarded. He claims to know when someone is a particular age alot but thats just him bsing to cover up the fact he knew full well they weren't. Like the 'she looked 22!' he always tries to pull when finding out a woman is actually a minor. I can't imagine a zoomer bae being in mallon place though or likely even an older millennial. Sure goes against lucas's usual rejection of anyone who isn't a zoomer bae or at least can pass for close to his early 20s at most demand. It makes me wonder if he's sicker than he lets on and this is partially being driven by one of those situations where somebody finds out they're dying and goes a little mental cause the instinct to reproduce kicks in. Its not all that uncommon (happened alot in ww2 with soldiers) and wouldn't be good for anybody involved if something like this started to mess with lucas's already fucked up brain

Lucas's current behavior is absolutely working up to an incident involving this girl and the boyfriend. Its going to be quite the scene when it happens no doubt. Perhaps christmas came early this year after all
 
What is he talking about? Bought 2 pizzas for a bowling group? With what money? Maybe Myrna sent him money for his birthday? No way he had enough money to buy 2 whole pizzas. No chance at all. Boy, he really thinks he is gonna get this woman. Would love to see what she looks like.

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He’s acting like he paid for a service he’s not getting. “I paid for sex. I deserve the sex.” I’d love to see what taking her back looks like.
 
Just when I had written off ol' Lucas as a dull, ashen cow who would never do anything interesting again, he makes another trip to the laughing academy. What a treat.

Characteristically, his recent trip is because he isn't able to use his peepee on a girl the way he'd like to, and is very jealous that said girl is showing attention to a male (who likely wears a flatbill hat, and may even have a credit card and functional penis). When Lucas has a specific target for his lovequest, it often leads to acting out, and interesting posts. May he continue to pursue "his" "Belle" long enough to do something amusing.

This is not the first time Lucas's sexual failures have landed him in the laughing academy. It may be the last, however, as Lucas's kidneys are losing interest in him rapidly.

Edited to add: Lucas is a fat faggot.
 
and yeah i'm very curious about how old this woman is as well. Surely lucas, as stupid as he is doesn't think some woman his age is a zoomer bae? I mean even for him thats retarded. He claims to know when someone is a particular age alot but thats just him bsing to cover up the fact he knew full well they weren't. Like the 'she looked 22!' he always tries to pull when finding out a woman is actually a minor. I can't imagine a zoomer bae being in mallon place though or likely even an older millennial. Sure goes against lucas's usual rejection of anyone who isn't a zoomer bae or at least can pass for close to his early 20s at most demand.
His one relationship was with a woman older than him. Lucas moos a lot about his zoomer baes but he'd fuck anything with a pulse. Well, he'd almost certainly go limp because of his raging diabetes and nerves, but in theory he'd try to anyway. Also, a fellow resident at the care home is vulnerable and Lucas will perceive her as sexually inexperienced and therefore think he's in with a chance. That's the MO of the rapist - they are often driven by complexes about their sexual adequacy and seek out victims who they perceive as naive and less likely to judge them. It's the same reason porn-addicted shut-ins try to groom teenagers - porn shows them guys with huge dicks who can last for hours, they think that's what real sex is, and they know they'll never be able to do that, so they fetishize purity and virginity because a child bride won't have any other men to compare them to.

Lucas has a massive inferiority complex like many rapists and groomers (he'd be both if he was less of a coward, so thank heaven for small mercies I guess). His own postings reveal that he knows very little about sex and clearly had little to none with Suzanne. His obsession with young girls is rooted in a desire for his partners not to laugh at his small penis and bad performance. Teenagers would (in theory) fit that bill, but so would the elderly or the disabled (think how CWC ended up fucking his mother once her mind was gone, she wasn't able to judge him, or say no, which was the appeal for him). Men who rape kids will often rape grandmas, retards, nuns - anyone who they think will be impressed with their ability (as they tend to forget that grandma probably has seen a few dicks over the years). He spazzed out because this woman rejected him for another man - his sexual potency was questioned, which cuts to the very heart of his inferiority complex and why he had such an extreme reaction that he had to be locked up.

This woman wouldn't be in Mallon Place if she wasn't in poor shape physically or mentally. And whilst in theory someone like that could be in her 20s I suspect that doesn't really fit the profile of Mallon Place residents. I'd wager she's Lucas' age or older.

EDIT: Looking up Mallon Place's marketing bumf, it very much sells itself as a home for seniors. It wouldn't surprise me if Lucas was the youngest person there. There's a good chance this woman is a grandma.
 
I'd be surprised if a resident at Mallon was in Lucas's preferred age range, but even more surprised if Lucas's romantic target wasn't in Lucas's preferred age range. While his only romantic partner was considerably older than him, since then, Lucas has consistently shown an almost exclusive interest in younger women. They are more vulnerable.

If Lucas is indeed sprung on a grandma, and trying to swoop her away from some flatbill (a favorite, recurrent fantasy of his is “stealing” the girl away from an underserving rival), I will lol. If, however, he is sprung on some vulnerable, retarded 20 year old recovering addict/lunatic, I will also lol.

It’s interesting to note that Lucas forms romantic attachment on the basis of opportunity, and any sliver of positive social attention. Do any of you recall the saga of the hairdresser? Once upon a time, a hairdresser volunteered her time a homeless shelter, offering free haircuts to the down-on-their-luck residents. Said hairdresser made the mistake of being polite to Lucas. This caused Lucas to instantly fixate on her, to the point he spazzed out when the hairdresser interacted with another male. I don’t recall that interaction leading to the laughing academy; he was merely booted from the homeless shelter.

A similar dynamic is at play here. Reduced to essentials, it is: creature with vagina speaks to Lucas. Lucas forms instant attachment to creature with vagina, and begins to have Lucas thoughts and do Lucas things, resulting in a confrontation with a perceived romantic rival, which has negative consequences for Lucas.
 
It sure does feel like the universe is trying to show Lucas that his problems landing women are exclusively related to his appearance, hygiene, and personality, and not any of the other factors he blames it on.

He lost out to a fellow group home retard, who is somehow even more poor than Lucas. Fuck. I bet if you told that story to a suicide crisis hotline that send you some tips on how to tie a noose.
 
Now he is going on about buying food for another sped and his girlfriend! Where the hell is he getting this money? And I guess they didn't get a pizza but got everything else? They pilfered $68 out of him? He was the one who agreed to buy all this food. Unless they told him they would chip in and then didn't.

I am surprised he had $68 to his name, especially after buying the pizzas at the bowling alley. Which his love interest took like 2 slices. That means she owes him, in his cow brain.

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“Feel choice is an illusion a based on the entropy of the universe”

What the FUCK did he mean by this. Entropy has nothing to do with free will or determinism. This dumb nigger heard like 3 different philosophical and scientific concepts and combined them all.
Don't worry. Either he's going to start posting videos of him staring into the camera like a sociopath OR he's going to do something that will get him kicked out of the Retard Ritz Carlton. The 60 IQ shizofrenic mongoloid sperging about physics and reality sounds exactly as one would expect.
Now he is going on about buying food for another sped and his girlfriend! Where the hell is he getting this money? And I guess they didn't get a pizza but got everything else? They pilfered $68 out of him? He was the one who agreed to buy all this food. Unless they told him they would chip in and then didn't.

I am surprised he had $68 to his name, especially after buying the pizzas at the bowling alley. Which his love interest took like 2 slices. That means she owes him, in his cow brain.

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Oh, his mom definitely gave him fast food gift cards for his birthday then. I wonder how much.
 
Sadly, I fear wernologists will never be able to read the love letter Lucas composed for Mallon Belle. It is said that this letter moved the staff of the laughing academy to tears. I would very much like to see what Lucas thinks a love letter is, and the way he addresses with his romantic target. Does he mention his telomeres? Offer to cook? It would greatly benefit the field of wernology, and probably be quite quotable.
 
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So the target of his love quest went for the sped without teeth before the creepy obese hobo pedo offering shitty food, even after eating some of said shitty food. Must piss lucas off even more

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Lucas randomly trying to convince people he's not into guys again. Definitely totally something a straight guy would do

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Then you had best hope that when your kidneys implode that the hindus are right and you somehow get reincarnated as a pony. Its the only way a little girl will ever say she wants to have anything to do with you

Lucas is apparently up all night reeing about not having a girlfriend:
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Shows how broke brained and entitled he is that he thinks a god if it exists is somehow required to give him a girlfriend and anything else he wants to prove its existence
 
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Lucas randomly trying to convince people he's not into guys again. Definitely totally something a straight guy would do
100% agree. Anybody who has watched Wernology's youtube videos knows that Lucas is bi-curious/bi at the very least and he's also terrified of being seen as anything close to gay. If that were the worst of his sexual issues/hangups it would be sad in most people (because who the hell cares, be into who you're into, not my business and nobody should live their life in the closet) but with Lucas he's also absolutely into underage and vulnerable girls regardless of whether or not he's truly "straight". I think a TON of his postings about sex and relationships are performative and a smoke screen to try and mask his deep seeded insecurities and inability to be honest with himself.
 
I still think Lucas prefers teenage & adolescent girls; much like most men would prefer Ana de Armas or Blake Lively to Rachel Zeigler or Elizabeth Moss, though most men will probably settle for something closer to the latter.
But Lucas is a degenerate who will take any sex he can get, because all fantasizing about teenage girls aside, he is still desperate for sex. If the opportunity arises, Lucas will likely settle for any sex of any kind with any woman(+), even if its not his disgusting fantasy sex with his ideal type. Lucas probably would (has) suck(ed) a dick, his ego just doesn't want him to be the guy who sucks dicks but can't get any pussy.
 
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