Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Its interesting that since lucas's tirade about being pissed off at his latest creeper target dating someone else, he hasn't posted a thing and has gone silent. Makes me wonder if he got a little too angry and mouthy about it at mallon place and was forced to have a little timeout back at the hospital for another psych hold. It certainly fits with his history and would make sense all things considered. It wouldn't even be the first time he'd ended up coming out of the hospital only to spaz out and go straight back in within a day or two

I'll laugh my ass off if this is what happened. That would make turning 45 quite the memorable birthday for lucas. He was overdue for another trip to the psych ward anyway. It would also show he is following his usual pattern of what happens when he gets too comfortable at a place to a T
 
Its interesting that since lucas's tirade about being pissed off at his latest creeper target dating someone else, he hasn't posted a thing and has gone silent. Makes me wonder if he got a little too angry and mouthy about it at mallon place and was forced to have a little timeout back at the hospital for another psych hold. It certainly fits with his history and would make sense all things considered. It wouldn't even be the first time he'd ended up coming out of the hospital only to spaz out and go straight back in within a day or two

I'll laugh my ass off if this is what happened. That would make turning 45 quite the memorable birthday for lucas. He was overdue for another trip to the psych ward anyway. It would also show he is following his usual pattern of what happens when he gets too comfortable at a place to a T

If he got hauled off to Eastern State, I wonder if Mallon Place will leave a spot reserved for him if it is an extended stay in the funny farm and not just a 96 hour hold? They may not and then a retard wrangler may have to find Lucas a new place to live. I wonder where that cow is?
 
If he got hauled off to Eastern State, I wonder if Mallon Place will leave a spot reserved for him if it is an extended stay in the funny farm and not just a 96 hour hold? They may not and then a retard wrangler may have to find Lucas a new place to live. I wonder where that cow is?
I doubt there is another place for lucas to live. At least in spokane. He only got into mallon place on a fluke and if he fucks that up he's done for that kind of situation. if lucas has been committed for having a zoomer bae related freakout the outcome really depends on exactly how things went. You don't get sent the nuthouse from a nursing home unless you go pretty spastic and we all know how how lucas can get when he loses it in situations like that. If lucas acted like he did at the homeless shelter with the nurse or the time he got sedated and hauled off the street into an ambulance then the chances are pretty good he crossed more than a few lines for behavior and stands a very good chance of getting his ass thrown out due to safety issues. They have to put the safety of the other residents first - especially considering his fixation was on another resident, if he's blowing a gasket even while medicated then its not a safe or appropriate environment for him. So the length of the stay wouldn't matter. That aside if he got an extended stay that wasn't from something too fucked up he'd still get the boot as they can't really hold spots for people who go ballistic and have to be committed for extended periods cause they didn't get to fuck a particular resident on their birthday. Nursing homes tend to have very long waiting lists. Especially the low tier ones as there is always another lucas type fill a new spot

But yeah, if this is what happened he's fucked. I mean he's doped to the gills living there and still can't keep from spazzing out over women not fucking him. Thats a huge red flag for his mental state and health. Hell he can't even avoid getting creepy and possessive over another resident. That behavior alone can get him into serious trouble and potentially get him the boot out of concern over getting sued if they don't and he does something crazy to her. If lucas finds himself kicked out for any reason he's done. His health won't take long to spiral into complete and utter shit as he'll immediately go noncompliant and start stuffing himself with clinkerdaggers the moment he gets his tugboat back. Just look at how he was when he first got to mallon place, its something of a minor miracle he survived that. If he ends up back on the street, in winter no less he's done
 
Man, I go on vacation for a little bit to visit other bridges around the world and our boy has both a hospital stint AND a love quest flame out in the same time frame?! I don't really care that much about his political sperging other than for comedy sake (my same general approach for virtually every other person's postings on the topic) but boy do I love when his sense of entitlement comes crashing down. So from what he can gather, Lucas was crushing on some girl in the group home, she wasn't interested, and then once he isn't around ended up connecting with someone else and now she's "disloyal" because of that...Delicious. We see, once again, that Lucas can't take a hint or read a room to save his life.
 
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What a fat faggot. 45 years old, lives in a group home for the exceptional and wants to end it over some group home girl running to another guy. Please. I bet he had a meltdown and EMS had to haul his fat ass off to the mental hospital from the nursing home. What a cow 🐄🐮!
 
What a fat faggot. 45 years old, lives in a group home for the exceptional and wants to end it over some group home girl running to another guy. Please. I bet he had a meltdown and EMS had to haul his fat ass off to the mental hospital from the nursing home. What a cow 🐄🐮!

I'd bet he just baited it, no chance he got anywhere close to the thought of following through.
 
I'd bet he just baited it, no chance he got anywhere close to the thought of following through.
I'm not even sure suicide is the reason. It's very likely he was having a spergout of epic proportions and said he'd kill himself during a conniption fit. Suicide ideation may be something he glommed onto because it's less bad than being locked up for having a sperg meltdown.
 
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I'm not even sure suicide is the reason. It's very likely he was having a spergout of epic proportions and said he'd kill himself having a conniption fit. Suicide ideation may be something he glommed onto because it's less bad than being locked up for having a sperg meltdown.
100% agree with both of you. He's pulled this crap before and calls them "suicide threats". He's just that desperate for attention and/or goes on another of his chimpouts where he can't think of anything else to say and eventually the EMTs etc have to take him away for obvious reasons.
 
Figures my internet would cut off for hours in the middle of replying

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I can't say i'm the least bit surprised. If there is one positive thing you can say about lucas its that he's consistent and predictable to an almost absurd point. Somehow I suspect his story isn't entirely true either. He's trying to word it in a way that implies he spazzed out in the street again and came close to taking a header off the bridge and then suicide baited his way into stabilization again. The far more likely scenario is he flipped his shit in mallon place and got a 96 hour psych hold for an evaluation forced on him by staff. and while on medication no less.

This was absolutely lucas being an entitled predatory creep and throwing an almost BPD tier temper tantrum, fully aware and in control of his own actions like his tantrums almost always are. This is obvious by the fact that as soon as he got out he is already trying to suicide bait again and try to play up peoples sympathies by claiming he was going to jump off a bridge. This is far from the first time he's done this exact thing immediately after being discharged after one of these timeouts. Remember the 'but you wouldn't do anything to save my life?!' screaming rant video he made after deliberately working himself up into a psychotic rant and suicide baiting himself into a psych hold after getting kicked out of a shelter. Neither hospitals nor mallon place are stupid, they know what he's doing and it has no doubt put him on very thin ice for his behavior at best. Assuming he hasn't gotten the boot already or is otherwise waiting on the outcome of the psych eval to determine whether its ok to allow him to stay in the same place as the woman who is clearly setting him off. They don't want shit escalating and there being an incident or lucas getting his ass beat by the new boyfriend in the hallway

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I'd bet he just baited it, no chance he got anywhere close to the thought of following through
Thats exactly what it is. He's done it multiple times before and always refers to it as suicide ideation, as he doesn't understand what that actually means or how bad saying that looks as its admitting to essentially telling people he wants to kill himself for attention because he's angry at not getting what he wants, like a 20 year old girl with BPD. Huh, I guess he does have something in common with some women in claimed age group after all.

and he's been posting up a storm tonight:

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So does that mean lucas is inadvertently calling himself a beast?

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Yet again showing he does not understand how businesses work. Some are successful and some are not. Trump has been involved in what, hundreds at this point? Some will inevitably fail. He has had more successful ones than failed ones and thats why he's rich. and of course lucas doesn't understand the specifics of those 'felonies' either

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I'm a man of taste says the guy who includes actual popcorn in his popcorn chicken and puts pepper on expired bottled shit tier dollar store caviar. That statement about it not being permanent is rather concerning. Somebody has a fixation on a resident

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Like I said, someone has a fixation. This is not going to end well for anyone involved. He already ended up on a psych hold. He keeps this up he is 100% going to scare the shit out of this woman, cause a scene and get his ass kicked out of mallon place. and low key implying she talks too much isn't exactly a compliment lucas. and you know what women frequently do when they are nervous around someone lucas? They talk alot. Take a hint

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Red fucking alert. I'll say it again - he's fixated as fuck on her. He also obviously doesn't understand how people think at all. In lucas's mind if someone offers him a prime rib dinner he'd jump right on it and stuff his face regardless of whether he liked the person offering it or not. So he assumes everyone else would do essentially the same thing because they are being offered an expensive dinner. He doesn't understand that a) people have different tastes, b) people understand that said offers imply an obligation for more than just dinner from alot of men, especially men like lucas, and will avoid taking said offers because they know that (and he clearly did imply such as hes going out of his way to claim there were totally no obligations on her part, which in lucas's way of thinking means that was exactly what was going on in his head), and c) people don't want to have to put up with people they want nothing to do with just for a decent meal

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Those comments, fucking yikes. He's literally rationalizing in real time why she must totally really be into him and only taking the other guy up on smokes cause shes a tobacco addict. and we have a name ladies and gentlemen - shes victoria apparently. He's now giving info out publicly about a resident, which is also something that can get him in big trouble and get him kicked out for safety reasons

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Nigger what? The fuck did I just read? You spazzed out over this fellow resident to the point you suicide baited yourself into a psych ward evaluation and then.....sent this very woman a letter from said psych ward? I'm shocked beyond belief they would even allow that under the circumstances. and I don't believe for a second it made anyone cry except her, assuming she ever saw the thing. Lucas has gone from 0 and dialed it up to 150 in record speed. He's off his fucking rocker doing shit like that. No fucking way this is going to end well for him. Especially considering the first thing he's done since getting out of the nuthouse is go right back to fixating publicly on this poor woman, and this is while he's doped to the gills on medication. His mental health must be worse than it ever has been for this to be happening so suddenly. I wonder if its related to his kidney issues, either affecting his mental state or making him finally start inching toward crossing the line where he has nothing to lose. That post is borderline rapist talk from someone with a long history of not being able to take no for an answer

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Double yikes. He's back to convincing himself even the simplest interaction implies romantic interest. Even a literal 'whats up' makes him spazzy

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.....What? You absolutely hate gay people lucas and you try to use them to your benefit for women. Or have we forgotten your 3am tirade demanding someone send a gay guy to meet you on a street corner to help him pick up a woman, which led you to being sedated and literally picked up off the street on video and dragged into an ambulance for a trip to the nuthouse

@Fatal Walter has some prime video material for lucas right here. You did say there was alot you wanted to cover for the lust stuff. This might be a good reason to do a part 2
 
Ah dammit. Not to power level but someone in my friend group that everyone in town loved just died randomly at the age of 33 so it's pretty annoying to see Lucas is still being a fat cow with a failing liver and threatening to jump off a bridge over angsty bullshit at the age of 45. I mean, I don't want him dead but yeah, pretty annoying. I'll definitely have to talk about this mini saga in some way.
 
I hope the spedess is having loud tard monkey sex where Fatty can hear it.
With how frequently the voices on the wind tell lucas shit he doesn't want to hear and his history of imagining women saying shit to him richard gecko style I won't be surprised if he does hear that shit, in his own head

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There are no caps on what disabled people can have for an income lucas. There are only caps on the free money they can get from the government while making additional money. Otherwise disabled people are free to make whatever amount they want if they are able. Those caps exist because if they are making additional money on their own and make over a certain amount they clearly do not need disability money from the government anymore. Billionaires do not have caps on how much they can earn because THEY EARN IT. They actually work, they built something and earned money from it themselves. The government isn't giving them money because they are billionaires unable to work

This should be common sense, but apparently it isn't, either to lucas or the idiot asking the question or the idiot who quoted her, who lucas in turn quoted when posting this. On that note, gee, an obvious young looking zoomer bae calling herself baby carrot being quoted by lucas. I wonder why he'd be quoting that particular person. No red flags there at all

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They only ask women that question because women are more often than not using a form of hormonal birth control lucas. One that could potentially have side effects and cause potential health issues. You don't need to ask a man that given they almost always either wear a condom or go bare. and no, the burden of contraception is at no point dumped entirely on women. Again, condoms exist, vasectomies exist. Not only are you trying to pull a predatory male feminist with stuff like this but you're doing it in the stupidest way you could. We also know full well you'd never tolerate a woman refusing to have your magic sperm babies, let alone demanding an abortion if you somehow knocked some zoomer bae up. You'd go absolutely ballistic and probably end up in jail over that one
 
Between the claims about being a good writer, the sperging to the point of being having to go to stabilization, and the clearly unhealthy fixation...part of me dares to dream we will be getting more content soon. If he really fucks up we may even get a final homeless saga (there is no way he would survive it this time).
"loquacious"? 🤨
He 100% is only using that word because he saw Inglorious Basterds, I'd bet any money.
 
KiwiFarms gets tripped by Destiny x Fuentes gay sex traffic right as The Wern is having a spaz out...

It's really weird how his social media comments about this girl went from 0 to IM IN LOVE, I wonder 1) how old she is (especially given Mallon residents trend older), and 2) if the perceived rejection is fueling the obsession in Wern's mind.

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They only ask women that question because women are more often than not using a form of hormonal birth control lucas. One that could potentially have side effects and cause potential health issues. You don't need to ask a man that given they almost always either wear a condom or go bare. and no, the burden of contraception is at no point dumped entirely on women. Again, condoms exist, vasectomies exist
PL, but younger cheeselets' doctor always asks him if he's sexually active and if he practices safe sex, so I don't know what Fatty is carrying on about.
Doctors don't need to ask if Wern is using birth control because he is walking birth control

If he really fucks up we may even get a final homeless saga (there is no way he would survive it this time).
Especially with the height of winter closing in.
 
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