Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

So, he literally has tard handlers accompanying him to class? Seriously? Or are other students just keeping tabs on him? That is crazy if he actually has to have supervision while attending classes just to make sure he acts right. I would love to hear more about this if you can find it out...

this one. this is the one. it's great.

he's still at scc and according to a nearby barista is being carefully watched at all times basically. multiple tard wranglers, many of them simply gawkers that are keeping him in line.

 

[Garfieldchu]

Interesting...I wanna know more about the Wern handlers. Is sofalaw still a thing? All the other Werner groups are dead.

 

[cuddle striker]

So, he literally has tard handlers accompanying him to class? Seriously? Or are other students just keeping tabs on him? That is crazy if he actually has to have supervision while attending classes just to make sure he acts right. I would love to hear more about this if you can find it out...

Interesting...I wanna know more about the Wern handlers. Is sofalaw still a thing? All the other Werner groups are dead.

as far as I know, she's seen him with a man who may or not be an actual wrangler of tards (or simply security from the place or something) and she's told me every time he comes in multiple people are watching him.

if anyone had the reason to feel gang stalked simply by the community staring at them, it's this guy.

 

[mothman96]

as far as I know, she's seen him with a man who may or not be an actual wrangler of tards (or simply security from the place or something) and she's told me every time he comes in multiple people are watching him.

if anyone had the reason to feel gang stalked simply by the community staring at them, it's this guy.

Knowing Lucas hates men and will only tolerate men (and women) who feed his delusions, I'm really curious about the man he's been seen with. Would it be possible for your friend to get some info about the guy?

 

[Da Dude123]

If it is indeed a tard wrangler, then it is probably a situation where his social service agency or the school requires him to be accompanied by a handler to prevent chimpouts or Lucas being too creepy. I'm sure if that is the case Lucas is not happy about it. But since he is on the dole, he gets to give up some of his rights.

Knowing Lucas hates men and will only tolerate men (and women) who feed his delusions, I'm really curious about the man he's been seen with. Would it be possible for your friend to get some info about the guy?

 

[Garfieldchu]

So if Lucas has someone wrangling his telomeres, why now? Did something happen? I'm trying to imagine a scenario where he was creepy or flipped out that wouldn't just result in him getting kicked out.

 

[cuddle striker]

Knowing Lucas hates men and will only tolerate men (and women) who feed his delusions, I'm really curious about the man he's been seen with. Would it be possible for your friend to get some info about the guy?

If it is indeed a tard wrangler, then it is probably a situation where his social service agency or the school requires him to be accompanied by a handler to prevent chimpouts or Lucas being too creepy. I'm sure if that is the case Lucas is not happy about it. But since he is on the dole, he gets to give up some of his rights.

I'll ask her. all she told me was that "the guy looked like he was in charge of stuff", which isn't much but she's young and only has a passing interest in this weirdness.

 

[Da Dude123]

I saw a post on the Werner games page that Lucas made the honor roll at his community college. Surprisingly, he really did. So, I guess he passed his math class? Or maybe he ended up dropping it? I didn't think he was actually getting credit for the classes he is taking.

 

[mothman96]

I saw a post on the Werner games page that Lucas made the honor roll at his community college. Surprisingly, he really did. So, I guess he passed his math class? Or maybe he ended up dropping it? I didn't think he was actually getting credit for the classes he is taking.

I'm thinking if he did make the honor roll, it's because his teachers gave him a break since he's "special".

 

[Trainwreck]

It can't be that hard to make honor roll (3.0) in the lowest level classes that are available.

 

[Garfieldchu]

I'm thinking if he did make the honor roll, it's because his teachers gave him a break since he's "special".

Surely any professor would flunk him for turning in those telomere rants as essays?

 

[mothman96]

Surely any professor would flunk him for turning in those telomere rants as essays?

I'd say he learned from the fall quarter that turning in essays about his "magic" sperm would backfire.

 

[Bogdandoff]

What's wrong with MILFs?

 

[moiras_here]

 

[mothman96]

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Looks like he'll be cuddling up with the salami this weekend.

 

[Garfieldchu]

TGIF

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas is so fat and lazy, he's bragging he was in such a fat man meat coma he couldn't even jerk off?

I'm shocked he made honor roll, from my understanding these were pass fail classes, many schools grade them as a C or F only. I don't know his exact one.

 

[kenshirhoe]

might be a bit redundant, but I found it kinda funny
my biology for major's class was going over telomeres and I immediately thought of our old pal Lucas, and how literally everything in the textbook is opposite to the shit he believes

 

[moiras_here]

So it's official, the Wern will off himself if he does not spread his worthless genetics by the Ideal Father Age Cap

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Since we all know what's going to happen (if he did follow through that is), would the Farms have a wake for him? Or just laugh at him for thinking his threat of suicide will finally get him laid?