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He’ll eat himself into a massive coronary long before he’s 55.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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If posting a picture of yourself cuddling deli sausage doesn't bring in the ladies, try suicide baiting again.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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With the way things are going, he should just skip the middleman and do a flip.
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Well if I live to 300 I'll kill myself.
Lucas has cooked his organs from his meds, sedentary life style, obesity, and poor dieting. He looks insanely rough for not even 40. 55 is really pushing it, plus as we know pretending he lives that long, he will just magic up more pedo "science" to allow him to be a selfish glutton and blame outward.
He did this when he hit 35, Im sure if we had more back story he did with 30 etc etc. He's too prideful to really tie a noose, and it gives us more milk so we'll take what we can get, but really he's killing himself slowly with his life.
Plus even healthier men in 40-50 start having lowered test levels enough to start having things like ED etc. This dude is on drugs and fat enough he's talked about failure to get a boner for at least a half a decade. No way even if a 3 year old fell on his dick could he get his rocks off. Let alone in a decade and a half.
Lucas has cooked his organs from his meds, sedentary life style, obesity, and poor dieting. He looks insanely rough for not even 40. 55 is really pushing it, plus as we know pretending he lives that long, he will just magic up more pedo "science" to allow him to be a selfish glutton and blame outward.
He did this when he hit 35, Im sure if we had more back story he did with 30 etc etc. He's too prideful to really tie a noose, and it gives us more milk so we'll take what we can get, but really he's killing himself slowly with his life.
Plus even healthier men in 40-50 start having lowered test levels enough to start having things like ED etc. This dude is on drugs and fat enough he's talked about failure to get a boner for at least a half a decade. No way even if a 3 year old fell on his dick could he get his rocks off. Let alone in a decade and a half.
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https://youtu.be/RVu9QOmyROY
Needs to shave his head and go full Uncle Fester
Needs to shave his head and go full Uncle Fester
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Wow he looks like shit. I listened to the entire video and I still have no clue how tf his game would even make sense or be fun to play.
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A blurry picture, but I always enjoy pictures of Lucas in the wild.
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I thought those were his ultra sexy pj pants
It does look like those are pj pants. He's wearing the same in his 2 new videos.
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Indeed. For the discriminating Telemobese Warrior
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Again with the pajama pants in public. Lucas is almost 40 years old and he goes out in public in his pantaloonies. He is such a slovenly bum and he has no idea how to dress or act. Lucas has no conception of social norms. It would be so interesting to see how he acts on campus. It probably is nothing too interesting, but it is hard to say. Setting up Mepple Toss while wearing pantaloonies...
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It seems Richard Jones has a strong contender in the "melted garbage bag" department.
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Does he no longer fit into his jeans anymore? He needs to take his big ol ass to goodwill and grab a few pairs of non pajama pantaloons asap.
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Lucas I spending his welfare money to have these games created. Has he sold more than one copy of Meeple Toss? Has he sold any other copy of any of his games? He is paying Game Crafter to make these. They don't care, because they make money off creating these whether anyone buy them or not. Lucas truly is a poster child for people who hate welfare. He is able to piss away money on this and his expensive sushi dinners for one.
Except for the one Meeple Toss game sold, don't think there have been more sales of his games. He's always been incompetent, so blowing money on buying games and having Game Crafters produce his "games", stuffing his face etc. is his nature.
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I doubt it. I dont even think he knows how to play his own games. They are so convulated and look tedious and boring
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I is amazed that telomeres boy hasn't met his personal Mary Lee Walsh yet..
Incredible that he can spend so much time on a poon-filled campus without getting bounced. Unless of course every woman under 25 scatters when he lumbers into view.
Incredible that he can spend so much time on a poon-filled campus without getting bounced. Unless of course every woman under 25 scatters when he lumbers into view.