Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

As far as I know you cannot delete reviews, since that’d defeat the whole purpose, but he was leaving nasty comments and DM’ing people who left bad reviews lol. John Smith is his very creatively disguised alt account, the “no dice” picture is the best part View attachment 750027

He had John Smith as Team member in his game page. Likely to give the impression someone else was backing him.

He made 3 Deconversion videos:

Deconversion

From The Wern

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Deconversion: More In Depth

A deeper look at Deconversion

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Deconversion: Movement

Describing orthogonal and diagonal movement on 18 sided mats and a word or two on the attacks.

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He has Cafeteria Uprising up for sale at TheGameCrafters and the insane pedo gave it a 5 star rating.

Cafeteria Uprising

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[Rogowski]

"The Wern Makes Games" page is no longer on Facebook. I wonder if the bigots and the naysayers forced portly Lucas Werner to take it down? Of course he has paid his consultants to help market his games, so it is hard to say. Lucas was getting attacked pretty heavily on there.

Lucas deleted the page and started a Facebook group that he could control better. Good luck getting approved for membership if you aren’t born with a vagina.

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[moseph.jartelli]

He has Cafeteria Uprising up for sale at TheGameCrafters and the insane pedo gave it a 5 star rating.

Cafeteria Uprising

www.thegamecrafter.com

"Cheese meets Go".

Did he really fuck up the spelling of 'Chess' right off the bat? That says quality to me.

 

[Toohottotrot]

great artwork? what there isn't any?

 

[mothman96]

Lucas deleted the page and started a Facebook group that he could control better. Good luck getting approved for membership if you aren’t born with a vagina.

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Looks like the only ones allowed into his new group are the ones that feed his insanity. He's had a number of male "friends" like that guy Gerard Barns, who is also on his John Smith fb. I see "John Smith" is the administrator.

Wondering if Lucas is going to keep Isabelle Sagastume as his chief advisor. He checks this thread, so he's probably going to know she's been trolling him.

 

[drtoboggan]

Came to read the word "pantaloonies," leaving satisfied. Just as the Dude abides, the Wern delivers.

 

[Rogowski]

Looks like the only ones allowed into his new group are the ones that feed his insanity. He's had a number of male "friends" like that guy Gerard Barns, who is also on his John Smith fb. I see "John Smith" is the administrator.

Wondering if Lucas is going to keep Isabelle Sagastume as his chief advisor. He checks this thread, so he's probably going to know she's been trolling him.

John Smith is his alt.

 

[Immortal Technique]

He had John Smith as Team member in his game page. Likely to give the impression someone else was backing him.

He made 3 Deconversion videos:

Deconversion

From The Wern

www.youtube.com

Deconversion: More In Depth

A deeper look at Deconversion

www.youtube.com

Deconversion: Movement

Describing orthogonal and diagonal movement on 18 sided mats and a word or two on the attacks.

www.youtube.com

Those vids were hilariously sad to watch. A game that involves: a periodic table, table coasters, Spree candies, a die, legos and the creator doesn't even know the rules of his own game.

 

[Bassomatic]

This truly shows how fractured his mind is, he just takes things he assumes are higher learning and or "smart" throws them together. He doesn't even know how he should link them, it's like a retarded rapper listing random expensive goods

Ferrari, Gucci, Mont Blanc pen! Rich!
Lucas lists black holes, math theories and yells dollar menu.

He legit has some serious lack of ability to think esp on the regards of stringing things together. Rules are the most important part of a game, there's even such importance of something like a soft rule allowing some house rules or flexibility. Something as simple when you play poker with a kid, or first timer you do it open faced. He just has some kinda rough idea what this should be and hands it off, like it's done.

I mean if I took a bowl threw 2 eggs in it then dropped a candy bar in, it's not a chocolate cake.

 

[Rogowski]

Here’s a funny anecdote from one of Wern’s trusted confidantes about raising kids as a stay at home dad that shows just how clueless he truly is.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I would love to commission a characature of the Wern by Edmund McMillan. Ironically enough it'll still look far more sympathetic than Wern himself.

 

[Da Dude123]

It amazes me how Lucas thinks he is better than other people. He talks about trailer parks often and how he looks down on them. Homeboy is often homeless and lives in a flop house paid for by the tax payers. He doesn't even have his own bathroom. He has to carry toilet paper with him to the communal restroom. Living in trailer would be a step up. Lucas is bottom of the barrel, just a drain on society. For him to think he is better than anyone is a high level of arrogance.

Here’s a funny anecdote from one of Wern’s trusted confidantes about raising kids as a stay at home dad that shows just how clueless he truly is.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Mont Blanc pen

OT for a sec: This is part of what proves Wern is a cargo cultist. Sure everybody's heard of Mont Blanc, but the vast majority of their pens are shit -- to actually write with, and to keep intact, because that "precious resin" barrel cracks if you look at it funny. If you want a fountain pen with a stiff, inflexible nib, you might as well get a Lamy. You could legit puncture someone's tire with one of those bad boys.

 

[Rogowski]

shakes his fist at the god he doesn’t believe in to begin with

 

[mothman96]

shakes his fist at the god he doesn’t believe in to begin with

He's wearing his Batman pantaloonies in his Deconversion videos. Thinking he is wearing them to campus this week. Considering all the Batman pantaloon comments under his videos, don't think he was paid a compliment, they were making fun of him. His comment about slapping God he doesn't believe in when he gets to heaven, well he has to take into account hell.

 

[Da Dude123]

This is more of Lucas not realizing that people are more or less constantly mocking or trolling him. Yeah, Lucas, sure, that 20 year old student really liked your pantaloonies. I am sure she was hitting on you, if not for that other guy there you would be playing Meeple Toss with her. That is autism, though. Not being able to understand sarcasam.

shakes his fist at the god he doesn’t believe in to begin with

 

[mothman96]

This is more of Lucas not realizing that people are more or less constantly mocking or trolling him. Yeah, Lucas, sure, that 20 year old student really liked your pantaloonies. I am sure she was hitting on you, if not for that other guy there you would be playing Meeple Toss with her. That is autism, though. Not being able to understand sarcasam.

From his behavior it looks like his brain functions more like that of a rutting animal than human.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Yeah, it’s the women.

 

[Garfieldchu]

So what photo/meme is he talking about?

 

[Rescuetoast]

So what photo/meme is he talking about?

I have no idea, nor do I have any idea how he’d know who took the picture or how he’d recognize her right off the bat in public or why her friend would give her phone number out at random. Just a weird story all around.