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I believe Game Crafter is print-on-demand, so he only spent money on his own personal copies.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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So I was checking "The Wern makes Games" page. He's been on the floor "playing" with his Cafeteria game. I'm thinking he started his own "game" page because Lucas as a "designer" and his "brilliant, awesome, rocking" games won't fly with the board game designer groups he belong to.
Dallas Winston Fitzgerald If you weren't literally giving a play by play description of what was going on, there would be absolutely 0 way to visually verify any of that from the game board and pieces as presented.
Awful design.
Isabelle Sagastume is also his chief advisor:
Dallas Winston Fitzgerald If you weren't literally giving a play by play description of what was going on, there would be absolutely 0 way to visually verify any of that from the game board and pieces as presented.
Awful design.
The Wern Makes Games You're a peach.
Dallas Winston Fitzgerald I'm someone that puts games like yours in consumer hands. Somebody that understands the tabletop market and what sells because my bottom line depends on it. This feedback should be valuable. You plan to ask $100 for a colored grid and color coated chip board. It's insanity, man!
Difference between us is, board games are my career and not something I decided to spend my welfare checks on printing on demand to pretend I have a talent or a "business".
Dallas Winston Fitzgerald Your presentation is completely sterile, uninspired, and boring to look at. This doesn't look fun to engage with at all.
If I was the artist who designed the box art, I'd be seriously insulted that this is the quality of product you entombed within my work.
The Wern Makes Games Lovely. Go away, twit.
Isabelle Sagastume is also his chief advisor:
Harris Turpin Do the B’s stand for butter
Lucas Werner Ha ha ha
Lucas Werner No, I wanted to do boys vs. girls, but my artist had a suggestion. She's also my Cheif adviser.
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At 1:05...
“I’m just on hooks about this… because I don’t know how to explain what I feel about this right now. I really want this [relationship] to work. Because it’s so awesome. But she said it was like ‘outside the safety zone,’ which with my previous [relationships], they never were, but this kind of had to be... to be able to fit. So I just was like ‘[She] can’t cut this.’”
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That Wern Makes Games Page is getting interesting. He has some harsh critics on there. Also, not sure if the girl who designed a couple of his game boxes just did it to mock him or what her motivation is. Lucas is planning on selling Cafeteria uprising for $97. Our tax dollars hard at work with all this, people.
So I was checking "The Wern makes Games" page. He's been on the floor "playing" with his Cafeteria game. I'm thinking he started his own "game" page because Lucas as a "designer" and his "brilliant, awesome, rocking" games won't fly with the board game designer groups he belong to.
Dallas Winston Fitzgerald If you weren't literally giving a play by play description of what was going on, there would be absolutely 0 way to visually verify any of that from the game board and pieces as presented.
Awful design.
The Wern Makes Games You're a peach.
Dallas Winston Fitzgerald I'm someone that puts games like yours in consumer hands. Somebody that understands the tabletop market and what sells because my bottom line depends on it. This feedback should be valuable. You plan to ask $100 for a colored grid and color coated chip board. It's insanity, man!
Difference between us is, board games are my career and not something I decided to spend my welfare checks on printing on demand to pretend I have a talent or a "business".
Dallas Winston Fitzgerald Your presentation is completely sterile, uninspired, and boring to look at. This doesn't look fun to engage with at all.
If I was the artist who designed the box art, I'd be seriously insulted that this is the quality of product you entombed within my work.
Adding:
The Wern Makes Games Lovely. Go away, twit.
Isabelle Sagastume is also his chief advisor:
Harris Turpin Do the B’s stand for butter
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Lucas Werner Ha ha ha
Lucas Werner No, I wanted to do boys vs. girls, but my artist had a suggestion. She's also my Cheif adviser.
Yup, Lucas is being raked over the coals. I did see the topic of play-testing come up. What I have learned is that designers when they put a game together, it's passed on to play-testers to actually play the game. The play-testers give the designer feedback as to how the game plays, and what are it's strengths and weaknesses. The designer works with play-testers and does any changes that may be needed to get the game to marketable stage. The whole process takes time.
Lucas in insane frenzy spits out games left and right. Pays TheGameCrafters to make and send him a game, then he declares the game to great, brilliant,awesome, etc. All this with no other person ever playing the game. Remember he gave 5 star reviews to the 2 games he has up for sale at TheGameCrafters. He even tried to blamed TheGame Crafters for the printing of the chits in his "Cafeteria" game being off when it was his screw up.
Been wondering about that girl artist too.
Edit to add: More self praise for his Cafeteria game. That statement with the "on god" and carressing it like he has, makes it sound like he wanted to fuck it.
The Wern Makes Games
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You're going to want to be about as far back as you can be from each other in Cafeteria Uprising as you can be in case a 3+3 PTSV comes into play. You have a 1 in 9 chance of getting blown wherever and back with a PTSV of 6. Mood = Doom. Don't stand so close. Wide breadth.
Don't hold out for teachers. The teachers are about a 20% draw rate. Some of these kids are going to wild Armageddon. Some kids will wait for teachers. This game can play out a FUCKTON of ways.
You have no clue how "on god" this game is unless you've caressed it as I have. The addiction on this platform is incredible. I sped through 10 turns in 10 minutes. This looks to be a 60 minute game. Natch!
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Looked her up, her art's not bad when she's not doing "Tumblr style".
The Wern's obviously commissioning her with his tardbucks (or fantasizing about doing so), and it'll be another one of those @Doopie scenarios where the money was just... not... worth it.
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Isabelle is most certainly a troll and is doing this work for Lucas because 1 he’s paying her very well with his tugboat and 2 she’s now popular because of it at SOFALAW. Yes that group is still a thing lately it’s just that Dallas guy posting screenies of him burning Lucas over and over, Isabelle dropping exclusive content, and the usual a-loggy posts that revolve around every Facebook post he makes. Here’s some shots of Isabelle in SOFALAW keeping everyone’s attention with insider info, I’ll post em up as they’re made available.
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Greatly appreciate the info. Shit man, $550 of taxpayer money on top of what he pays TheGameCrafters.
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Yeah, that is a lot of money really for a lot of people. For someone like Lucas, that is a shit ton of cash. Disability pay is not much at all, and for someone like Lucas who has worked little to never it is next to nothing, less than $1000 a month. Plus Lucas is paying for the flop hous,e.. I imagine Lucas is also taking out student loans. Those ,of course, will never ever be paid back. Lucas has some other gal who he is also working with named Heather Gallagher. I am sure she is trolling him too.
I appreciate the update. Keep posting those when you can. Those are gold!
I appreciate the update. Keep posting those when you can. Those are gold!
At the beginning of each quarter he also gets the left over financial aid money. To him it means rolling in dough. Likely that money is helping him pay the expenses for his board games. I saw that Heather Gallagher commenting on his game page. Do you know what she's doing for him?
He's filtering out all the comments critical to his "designer" ability and his games, leaving the ones that pander to his delusions. He can't do anything about the reviews accept for recommending his own page.
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I think that Heather gal has designed some stuff for him as well. I believe Lucas also stated she is an "adviser". I did notice she "liked" a lot of the comments mocking Lucas. Lucas is so oblivious, he really is. I noticed he figured out how to block the negative comments.
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Imagining this fucking creep watching me with his gross, greasy dead stare as I walk by makes my ovaries shrivel up and my vagina slam shut with one of those thick riveted steel blast doors. You’d hear the loud metallic CLANG from it the moment he turned his oily thinning head to watch me go past. Everything about this man says to a woman’s reproductive system DO NOT ACCEPT.
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You might want to get your vagina checked out.
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"The Wern Makes Games" page is no longer on Facebook. I wonder if the bigots and the naysayers forced portly Lucas Werner to take it down? Of course he has paid his consultants to help market his games, so it is hard to say. Lucas was getting attacked pretty heavily on there.
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Are the consultants the ones he calls his advisors , or others?
Wondering if he made the page private. Last I saw of the page, someone had posted the picture of Lucas standing behind the trash can stalking the group of teen girls. I was waiting the debut of his new great,awesome because he says so game "Deconstruct". He was going to be receiving it today from TheGameCrafters.
Are the consultants the ones he calls his advisors , or others?
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I would but I can’t remember the combination to the security panel.
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Word is he took it down cuz he couldn’t figure out the moderator tools. Which is hilarious honestly
ETA: Here’s Deconversion. It looks like literally everything else he’s made, but with velveteen baggies.
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Jesus. Did he set this up on campus? Is this his version of a Poon Trap?
I had the name wrong. I see it's "Deconversion". He was filtering out the comments, but it looks like he couldn't get rid of the reviews. I don't know if the reviews can be filtered(deleted).
The first picture pretty sure is at the campus. The second is in the filthy hole he lives in.
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As far as I know you cannot delete reviews, since that’d defeat the whole purpose, but he was leaving nasty comments and DM’ing people who left bad reviews lol. John Smith is his very creatively disguised alt account, the “no dice” picture is the best part