Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He's posted several videos in pitch blackness, Virgo Rouge-style recently.

Lucas with more bizarre Calvinist philosophy that his Linkin Park-tinted shower thoughts sometimes veer into:


At this point, just give up and replace "DNA corruption" with "original sin" and the modernity-hating fundie luddite will show his true self. Despite his protestations of being True Gen X, his startled and fearful whining in this video is starting to sound a lot like great grandpa not knowing how to use the TV remote to drown out the shouting teens outside.

Edit: another black cam just in (is this the new default schizo-vision? I'll give him one thing, it compresses pretty well, good file-size for archiving):


Some ages that are probably worth confirming in text: his dad (the one who had a stroke, "almost died this year", and has 12 acres™) is 67, his step dad is 74. He brings up getting inheritance when they die (vintage narc behaviour, obsessing over inheritance, parents just being money-machines to your juvenile self). He felt "dead inside" on the day his dad had a stroke. "I think having grandkids with my parents still alive would be a gift to them, because when they die, they're going to leave us a fair bit of money". It's worth listening to how sly-sounding his voice becomes in the second part of that sentence, what a transparently creepy cretin Lucas is. "If you can't do that for me I don't understand life any more". I guess the youth of today are less materialist and capitalist than you, Pucas, and your non-existent success rate over the past few years of lying about your 'principles' shows you never understood life. Take your meds.

I also wouldn't be surprised at all if they left Lucas very little because they know he would waste it. Parents leave their kids inheritance to pay for their grandchildren's necessities, and to help their kids with debts or to save up for a home. Lucas will lose some of his benefits if he ever gains a piece of property, so the nominal schizo tugboat would not be enough to pay for the taxes, utilities and upkeep on his own property. If he gets hold of a house he will Drachenlord it into oblivion, trash the place and it will be repossessed and he'll go back to stealing from the taxpayers of Washington.
 
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I know Lucas has 2 brothers, one older and one younger. I'm not sure if they all have the same father or not, but Lucas will be splitting his inheritance with at least one of them. I feel bad for his brothers because they will be the ones to have to do all the upkeep, pay the property taxes, etc. This may be what Lucas is counting on. I can totally see him leeching off of his brothers.

I find it very telling that his father and stepmother have all of this money, yet don't step in to help, even when he was living on the streets. Most parents would jump right in and help their children out if they were in dire straits. It says to me that they tried and tried to help him but he fucked it up every step of the way. The only method left was tough love, so he was left to fend for himself.

I think his parents would be horrified if he got someone pregnant. He can barely take care of himself and lives in a shitty flop house. How on earth is he going to provide for a child? He probably figures the government will give him more money and a bigger place. What a fuckin' drain on society.
 
I know Lucas has 2 brothers, one older and one younger. I'm not sure if they all have the same father or not, but Lucas will be splitting his inheritance with at least one of them.

What makes you think he'll be getting any of it at all? If they care so little about him they won't even help him when he's homeless, why wouldn't they also disinherit him?
 
What makes you think he'll be getting any of it at all? If they care so little about him they won't even help him when he's homeless, why wouldn't they also disinherit him?
And his continuing POS behavior, is not making any good points with his parents. Especially with his dad, since it's his dad's property/money he keeps dangling out as bait.
 
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I find it very telling that his father and stepmother have all of this money

Do they, though? Not saying they don’t.
But those 12 acres in rural WA were purchased decades ago, and the county has no records of the sale- Roy could have inherited it for all we know. The county assessor values the entire property at less than $230k, with the land itself accounting for $53k of that.


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Do they, though? Not saying they don’t.
But those 12 acres in rural WA were purchased decades ago, and the county has no records of the sale- Roy could have inherited it for all we know. The county assessor values the entire property at less than $230k, with the land itself accounting for $53k of that.


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This goes with what Lucas's stepfather has already told him. Lucas's dad's property isn't what Lucas makes it out to be. Of course Lucas didn't believe him for he sees huge $ signs at the thought of his dad kicking the bucket.
 
What makes you think he'll be getting any of it at all? If they care so little about him they won't even help him when he's homeless, why wouldn't they also disinherit him?
And his continuing POS behavior, is not making any good points with his parents. Especially with his dad, since it's his dad's property/money he keeps dangling out as bait.
Do they, though? Not saying they don’t.
But those 12 acres in rural WA were purchased decades ago, and the county has no records of the sale- Roy could have inherited it for all we know. The county assessor values the entire property at less than $230k, with the land itself accounting for $53k of that.

All good points. Even if they are not well-off, they could have helped him and didn't. Same goes for his mother and stepfather. It still says to me that they are employing a tough love tactic. Either that or they have just given up on him entirely. I remember there was a video not too long ago where Lucas stated that his father wasn't answering the phone or returning his messages.
 
All good points. Even if they are not well-off, they could have helped him and didn't. Same goes for his mother and stepfather. It still says to me that they are employing a tough love tactic. Either that or they have just given up on him entirely. I remember there was a video not too long ago where Lucas stated that his father wasn't answering the phone or returning his messages.

That doesn't sound like tough love, that sounds like fuck this lunatic.
 
If I remember right, Lucas' parents have helped him in the past, but they put conditions like he has to take his meds, he has to clean up, he has to stop talking about raping 16 year olds, etc. Lucas of course couldn't stand that and wouldn't follow their rules. I don't think he's accepted their help since his move to Spokane, and probably a few years even before that because he had periods of true homelessness in Olympia. His mom was around the last time he was hospitalized, and when he was talking about her visit a little while ago we wondered if another lock up was on the horizon, but that seems to have fizzled out.
 
If I remember right, Lucas' parents have helped him in the past, but they put conditions like he has to take his meds, he has to clean up, he has to stop talking about raping 16 year olds, etc. Lucas of course couldn't stand that and wouldn't follow their rules. I don't think he's accepted their help since his move to Spokane, and probably a few years even before that because he had periods of true homelessness in Olympia. His mom was around the last time he was hospitalized, and when he was talking about her visit a little while ago we wondered if another lock up was on the horizon, but that seems to have fizzled out.
Remember that his mom was supposed to visit him last month or the month before. We didn't see her or him say anything about it when it was actually supposedly happening, so many assumed she changed her mind. But in one of his vids over the last month, he mentioned something along the lines of telling her off to some degree, I think maybe in his apartment, about not taking his meds or something. Methinks she did show up, he gave her shit, and she again had to throw up her arms and say "fuck it."
 
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More of Lucas thinking women owe him sex if they spend any time in his vicinity. He's in full incel territory here, all he needs to do is call them 'cockteases' and be done with it.

Also more insane fantasy that he has "platonic female friends", much less ones young enough for him to want to have sex with.

"If you don't think my feelings are valid, that's not cool", translation "If you won't submit to my demands for sex, you're a bad person".

From the brief silhouette we get, his hair looks SOOOOO greasy. This may be why he is hiding in darkness, because he's a filthy manchild who skipped his shower day again.

Really Lucas, Christianity c. 1900 might be ideal for you, I know you're a coward whose Angry Atheism only extends to mocking nice old ladies going to service, so you've yet to burn bridges with Islam - that's one of your only bets for finding a woman who can't say no to you. May you find peace and G-d in this world, inshallah.

Weird pseudo pedo shit again:

 
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Lucas just left the homeless shelter after eating lunch there. Gen Z girls, you noticing this? You date Lucas you can also be dining at homeless shelters while accompanying a 40 year old man in pajama pants. What do you say, M'ladies? Bernie Sanders would approve!

 
I'm gonna Sperg out.
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when Luke talks about articles,
I assumed he meant papers in journals, like Science, Nature, or Cell
articles in an online blog like Huffington post, or even a highly respected newspaper like the New York Times
are -not- journal articles.
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Sperg rant over.

Agreed. But the articles I capped from were ones that he shared on his videos and twitter. He quotes anything he thinks justifies his position but doesn’t fully read the text.
 
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Nevermind that hes obviously been looking up pictures of 12 year old girl activists, MAKE ME A VIDEO PROCLAIMING YOUR LOVE FOR ME (an unmedicated and unwashed agressive loony with a penchant for prepubescent girls)" he really has no grasp on reality or human relationships. But lucky for us hes found a new catchphrase..."BRICK YOURSELVES" DUUUURRRR
 
Lucas just left the homeless shelter after eating lunch there. Gen Z girls, you noticing this? You date Lucas you can also be dining at homeless shelters while accompanying a 40 year old man in pajama pants. What do you say, M'ladies? Bernie Sanders would approve!

I'd say to Lucas, feeding at the homeless shelter(s) is like going to a restaurant except he doesn't have to pay for the meal. The food from the shelter(s) is meant for the actual homeless and not for a POS that has a roof over his head, sufficient benefits to provide food for himself but would rather blow cash on board games to clutter up his room even more. So in my book, the POS Lucas is taking for himself what is meant for the homeless.
 
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Lucas thinks you’re a hypocrite if you share the story of the long-married couple with Downs Syndrome because he thinks abled people are ableist if they aren’t fucking people with disabilities.

 
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