Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

Lucas is just a bottom dwelling POS degenerate predator who will stop at nothing, will use anyone, his parents, the homeless, other people with disabilities, etc. to try and manipulate and fulfill his own "desires".

Sure Lucas, you must be doing something right when you're the town psycho, no girl wants to date you, and the only things you've got to "feel up" is your mangy stub of a dick and your board games. Yes Lucas, I've seen comments from young women that say just the thought of you touching them makes them cringe.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Sure Lucas, you must be doing something right when you're the town psycho, no girl wants to date you, and the only things you've got to "feel up" is your mangy stub of a dick and your board games. Yes Lucas, I've seen comments from young women that say just the thought of you touching them makes them cringe.

Its kind of impressive how many different facial expressions Lucas has that all scream "insanity".

 

[Go Bong Go]

Four minutes of Lucas speaking to the apartments on the floor above him.

Edit: His face looks so haggard from this angle. How is he aging this fast with a subsidized roof over his head and free food?

Meth?

 

[mothman96]

Four minutes of Lucas speaking to the apartments on the floor above him.

Edit: His face looks so haggard from this angle. How is he aging this fast with a subsidized roof over his head and free food?

Meth?

Schizophrenia. Schizos age 15 yrs faster compared to the general population. Lucas at 40 is comparable to a 55 yr old. Ha, he's hit his own upper limit wall of 55.

 

[Bananasaurus rex]

Four minutes of Lucas speaking to the apartments on the floor above him.

Edit: His face looks so haggard from this angle. How is he aging this fast with a subsidized roof over his head and free food?

Meth?

Too bad he cant use that magic face blender filter he uses to death on his Facebook pictures. You know, the one that makes his eyebrows disappear and causes a cloud around his entire head. Maybe that's why hes been doing his videos in pitch black as if he needed another creepy thing about him.

 

[pr3nt177]

Its kind of impressive how many different facial expressions Lucas has that all scream "insanity".

I wonder if he sits alone in his room rambling on for hours on end like this.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Fatty shaved his neckbeard. He looks like a slug with a toupee.

 

[Fattyroad]

Fatty shaved his neckbeard. He looks like a slug with a toupee.

A toupee made from hair pulled out of a clogged drain.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

He's posted so many videos today, if anything he's getting worse - 24 uploads in 16 hours.

I think he's really struggling to recognise that this isn't a dialogue. It doesn't matter whether Lucas doesn't want to hang out with his detractors, Lucas is nothing to them beyond momentary entertainment. To Lucas, his entire online persona is a desperate hunt for kinship, to the detractors, they are just shitposting. He seriously can't recognise the difference when nobody wants to be near him or talk to him, vs. him not wanting to be near or talk to other people. One side goes cheerfully on with their lives, the other experiences the living hell that is being Lucas.

As much as Lucas loves to pretend he's a troll, or enjoys his narcissism leaving him unable to recognise how pathetic his situation is, he's letting through plenty of signs of how frustrated and unhappy he is, he's just too fucked in the head to admit this, so dreams that everybody making fun of him is feeling that way instead.

I ran into a pic unrelated to Lucas and for some reason it conjured up images of tense confrontations on the streets of Spokane, so now we have this (sorry).

 

[Rogowski]

"I could be knee deep in barely legal pussy but I'm better than that"

The delusions are real:

You Can Never Win

Instagram: lucaswerner79

www.youtube.com

He really thinks women are out here and refusing as a whole to date people poorer than they are. Funnily enough he used to bitch ALOT about those wigger flat bill types who didn't work and leeched off of hard working millennial women.

And Lucas had none of those things to begin with so capitalism stole nothing from him.

 

[Trainwreck]

I really wish he would have left the beard. He looks 100x more creepy without it.

 

[mothman96]

You're ethical Lucas? No Lucas, it's fear. That "part of you" is always switch on, it's fear keeping you from acting on it. Fear of prison and/or having a girls family come after you. Remember what that lady told you on your facebook after Starbucks banned you for creeping on the 16 yr old. She said, if it had been her daughter, it would not have turned out well for you. It fear Lucas. It's fear that holds you back from living out your deranged pervert "dreams".

Again Lucas, you are such a hypocrite. You so want to be a capitalist with a huge bank account, you are willing to commit fraud/scam people out of their money. Since your "attempt" blew up, and you will always be a bottom dwelling parasite on society, your anti-capitalist spiel is driven by your greed and envy over what other people have and can accomplish.

ETA:
Oh yea, willing to commit fraud/scam people out of their money really speaks of your "ethics".

 

[AbraCadaver]

Sure Lucas, you must be doing something right when you're the town psycho, no girl wants to date you, and the only things you've got to "feel up" is your mangy stub of a dick and your board games. Yes Lucas, I've seen comments from young women that say just the thought of you touching them makes them cringe.

I’ve been saying it since the beginning, mate. The mere thought of this man being anywhere near my vagina makes me want to join a convent. If that was literally the choice...have sex with Werner or wall yourself up inside a convent in Romania and devote your life to the Lord...I would genuinely pick the convent. Sorry lads, it’s been fun, but I’m moving to Romania to avoid touching Lucas “all my ideas about sex come from porn, here’s my sweaty fist ladies UNF UNF” Werner.

also lucas saying he’d date below his economic class...what the hell is below him? Literal bridge-dwelling homeless? He makes no money and is only indoors with a bed and toilet because of government dole. There is nothing economically lower than him.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

"I could be knee deep in barely legal pussy but I'm better than that"
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The delusions are real:

You Can Never Win

Instagram: lucaswerner79

www.youtube.com

He really thinks women are out here and refusing as a whole to date people poorer than they are. Funnily enough he used to bitch ALOT about those wigger flat bill types who didn't work and leeched off of hard working millennial women.
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And Lucas had none of those things to begin with so capitalism stole nothing from him.
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Lucas, nobody in the first world is under your economic class. The only reason he isn't homeless is because of his tard house.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Lucas, nobody in the first world is under your economic class. The only reason he isn't homeless is because of his tard house.

To be fair, there is one type of person below his economic class.... a demographic that usually is reliant on parents for any tiny pittance they get on a weekly basis due to society determining they are not yet ready to work or live alone...

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Lucas, nobody in the first world is under your economic class. The only reason he isn't homeless is because of his tard house.

lucas seems to be targeting homeless girls. He is offering them a place to sleep and if they refuse then he says it’s on them. He also says that their homelessness is on them. Then he threatens to “be on you like a hawk...even in the bathroom.”

for some reason, Lucas using warmth and shelter as his ploy for pussy is beyond offensive. I mean, can you imagine being so hungry and cold and tired that you agreed to sleep in Lucas’s flop house room? Add to it being a teenager with no options. God, for whatever reason, this is the most disgusting thing Lucas has said, what a hypocrite. He can talk about being a feminist and being a socialist who helps others all day but in the end, if you aren’t willing to do what he wants, he wouldn’t do a damn thing for someone in need.

such a creepy video.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eTYXt1TENDg&feature=youtu.be

 

[Krathnami]

Lucas says he'll date below his economic class, but he's so bottom of the barrel that he doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as barrels

 

[Big Nasty]

Nice grease mullet fuckface

 

[AFondFare-doToAFriend]

lucas seems to be targeting homeless girls. He is offering them a place to sleep and if they refuse then he says it’s on them. He also says that their homelessness is on them. Then he threatens to “be on you like a hawk...even in the bathroom.”

for some reason, Lucas using warmth and shelter as his ploy for pussy is beyond offensive. I mean, can you imagine being so hungry and cold and tired that you agreed to sleep in Lucas’s flop house room? Add to it being a teenager with no options. God, for whatever reason, this is the most disgusting thing Lucas has said, what a hypocrite. He can talk about being a feminist and being a socialist who helps others all day but in the end, if you aren’t willing to do what he wants, he wouldn’t do a damn thing for someone in need.

such a creepy video.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eTYXt1TENDg&feature=youtu.be

Oh god... That shitty industrial music in the background cracks me up.

It also makes him 200% creepier

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Oh god... That shitty industrial music in the background cracks me up.

It also makes him 200% creepier

Nah....100 percent maybe.

200% would be "tiptoe through the tulips"