Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fattyroad]

The way that he talks normally, then suddenly starts yelling and then goes back to talking normally is pretty scary. It's seriously time to lock him up again before he hurts some random person that he decided is a kiwi or whose voice he heard in his youtube comments or something.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The way that he talks normally, then suddenly starts yelling and then goes back to talking normally is pretty scary. It's seriously time to lock him up again before he hurts some random person that he decided is a kiwi or whose voice he heard in his youtube comments or something.

This is one of his best in awhile. He gets so angry! Stop grafitiing his bathroom Christians! Hahahaha!

 

[Da Dude123]

"If you're under 30 and not a socialist, something is wrong with you!". Lucas says that if you have kids that the government will provide for you. He really is chimping out in this one. And keep down voting his videos!

This is one of his best in awhile. He gets so angry! Stop grafitiing his bathroom Christians! Hahahaha!

 

[Particle Bored]

Lucas, how did you get to be such a fartknocker? Were you born that way or did you have to practice?

P.S. I'm the one that wrote that shit in the bathroom.

 

[Fatal Walter]

He referred to platonic friendships as toxic bullshit. This is beyond the friend zone. I don't even know what to call where Lucas is at.

 

[Bananasaurus rex]

"Why wont anyone date me?!" He screams angrily from his grease pit of a welfare apartment into his broken laptop while combing his hair with cold donation chicken.

 

[Ralph from Chicago]

It's been pointed out before that Lucas would have no ability to pay any of the property taxes on any land he might theoretically own.
And he doesn't seem to accept that his brothers would be much more entitled to the land due to their ability to be responsible normal adult humans who don't act like thirsty thots on youtube with their shirts off.
It would still be better than Lucas deserves, but it would be hilarious if Lucas's brothers do let him live on the land, but just that, he'll still be homeless, just in the middle of nowhere, sleeping in a filthy sweat-drenched tent, while at night he hallucinates women screaming "WE NEED BABIES!", when it's just the coyotes and vultures attracted by the smell of carrion and MRSA.

Property taxes? His accountant handles stuff like that.

 

[Kane Lives]

He referred to platonic friendships as toxic bullshit. This is beyond the friend zone. I don't even know what to call where Lucas is at.

Werner Syndrome.

Or alternatively, Werner Zone.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Lucas looking at more studies he doesn't understand. Im no scientist, but from what I gather there are advantages and disadvantages to telomere length. Telomerase is not "magical perfect father juice" the way Lucas seems to think it is.

here are screen caps from articles that Lucas has tried to use to defend his pro-older daddy view. Please note the myriad issues with older men having children—specifically how the risk of genetic mutations sky rocketing.

Lucas’s response if he were to actually read more than an abstract would likely be that the scientists are wrong on their own research though




And my favorite

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Lucas discovers the sick kindergarten burn "I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?". I'm sure all the (100% True and Honest) adult women he seeks will be super impressed by how he deals with criticism. More evidence that his brain never left the infant playground.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

here are screen caps from articles that Lucas has tried to use to defend his pro-older daddy view. Please note the myriad issues with older men having children—specifically how the risk of genetic mutations sky rocketing.

Lucas’s response if he were to actually read more than an abstract would likely be that the scientists are wrong on their own research though
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And my favorite
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I'm gonna Sperg out.
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when Luke talks about articles,
I assumed he meant papers in journals, like Science, Nature, or Cell
articles in an online blog like Huffington post, or even a highly respected newspaper like the New York Times
are -not- journal articles.
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Sperg rant over.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Even when those blogs don't assign somebody who misreads the study, they often intentionally misrepresent the results for clicks, or to appeal to whatever bias they cultivate in their readership.

The Daily Mail's endless lies about a glass of wine a day curing cancer would be a particularly notable example, since their middle class readers love getting smashed on vino.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Why would anyone be jealous of a fat, middle aged incel who spends half his time locked up in the loony bin and is nearly homeless the rest and who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a handful of Benjamins?

If I have learned anything from my time here, it is that no matter how pitiful and laughable someone is, some asshole somewhere is jealous of them for some reason. Somewhere out there lurks a sperg who is jealous of Lucas. I just hope there's never a thread about them.

 

[AnOminous]

Somewhere out there lurks a sperg who is jealous of Lucas. I just hope there's never a thread about them.

I hope there is.

 

[mothman96]

Lucas sweet talking the zoomer babes. This will sure get him out of the incel state.

ETA:
Calling young women "hypocrite capitalist dogs" for dating functional, productive members of society. Guys that support themselves and pay their own way in life. The zoomer babes should instead be beating a path to date the flaming insane dysfunctional pedo, a parasite on society.

Hey Lucas pedo creep, you wanna talk hypocrite. A few days ago you were running a scam to make yourself into a billionaire capitalist oligarch.

 

[Go Bong Go]

Lucas sweet talking the zoomer babes. This will sure get him out of the incel state.

Fuck you, entitled piece of shit Zoomer! You owe me sex, you fucking DOG! You’re worse than the republicans, you won’t even have babies with a homeless schizophrenic?? Fucking BIGOT. You’re destroying the human race by denying my sexual impulses. You’ll never amount to ANYTHING since you have a boyfriend with a steady job. Bet he doesn’t even have time to play board games with you, he’s too busy shining his credit card and oligarching at work all day. We could play Big Cats and Meeple Toss for a week and a half straight, that’s what I usually do the last couple of weeks waiting for my tugboat. But instead you dated a PUNK ROCK WIGGER OLIGARCH N WORD SALAD

STOP. ACTING. BLACK.

RRRREEEEEEEEE I HATE TEENAGE GIRLS SO MUCH LET ME INSIDE ONE RIGHT NOW

 

[Krathnami]

Lucas is given free gubmint money with no responsibility or accountability required. I’m not sure if jealousy is the right word for that because I feel like after a few days I’d feel compelled morally to earn my keep.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Lucas is given free gubmint money with no responsibility or accountability required. I’m not sure if jealousy is the right word for that because I feel like after a few days I’d feel compelled morally to earn my keep.

Ostensibly, one is meant to use those benefits for staples.
Benefits can be audited.
Tardbux aren't really meant to be used for new york strip.
Does Lucas have a Rep Payee?

 

[mothman96]

Lucas went back to his old "Lucas Werner" channel to promote his newer one. He's also posted new videos on there.

Lucas Werner

I say interesting and poignant things.

www.youtube.com

 

[AnOminous]

Lock him up before he rapes someone.