Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Agentpeanut]

No redeeming qualities
Unemployed
Government benefits
Crazy theory why he's a virgin
Awful personality
No hygiene or upkeep
Odd Fixation
Doesn't view women as equal
Sex is a right

Fucking hell Bassomatic, have you been reading my OKCupid profile?

 

[Cosmos]

Yeah, if a guy refers to women as "females" routinely, that's a big ass red flag. It's dehumanizing.

Yes. This is something I see time and time again in the manosphere and it never fails to creep me out. They talk about "females" like they're wild animals to be studied and then trained. They also never use the word "males," which while still weird would at least even things out. Only women- sorry, females- require such detached and dehumanizing analysis.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Looks like I found one of his OkC accounts: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Keplerman (https://archive.is/wr6Bo)

lolwut are those physics for real

I'd like to assemble a 10 cm tellurite cube filled with Caesium vapor running a 1.9 Hz pulse with a 3.5 * 10^14 MHz propagation current at a 330 (+ or - 30) gain assist rate connected to a 4 second / RBG optical pumping sequence in order to send a message back in time by breaking the speed of light. I'd like to replicate an experiment done 13 years ago at Princeton.

My thought is that a sustained beam of 24 seconds will warp the space-time continuum #backwards in time 2 hours. Should it work, I've essentially built a "faster than light" communications device and by way of the theory of general relativity, a "time machine".

Spoiler: Stand back, physics autist coming through

He refers to some experiments that were done a few years back which were misinterpreted by journalists as having created "faster than light communication". The experiments involved sending microwaves through wave conductor tubes of a certain geometry which caused the propagation velocity of some individual waves making up the wave packets [any signal sent in the form of waves -- electromagnetic, acoustic -- consists of wave packets which are made up of superpositions of individual sine waves, the mathematics of this process is called Fourier Transform] to exceed "light speed" c ~ 3e8 m/s. But this didn't enable superluminal communication because the entire wave packet still traveled at c...

...actually, the wave conductors can be designed to make the entire wave packet exceed c! So, have we cucked Einstein and can send messages into the past, thus getting easily rich by winning the lottery? NO. In order to do that we'd need to send information faster than c (and thus, according to relativity, into the past). While a wave packet can indeed be made to go faster than c, the wave packet's "nose", that is, it's front part where the intensity of the electromagnetic field rises from zero to some value given by the wave packet's amplitude, can never exceed c. If you want to state Special Relativity really really autistically precise, you should say: "A change in field intensity sufficient to transmit one bit of information can never exceed the velocity of c ~ 3e8 m/s".
Note that nearly all experimental physicists get this wrong. They usually say: "Individual frequencies can go faster than c, but the wave packet cannot." Wrong. Individual waves can exceed c, wave packets can as well -- but the packet's front part, where intensity changes and thus information is transmitted, can never exceed c. A professor of theoretical physics once explained this to me over lunch.

TL;DR: This project of Open Mouth Guy has the same chance of succeeding as Taxman's Interdimensional Pony Portal.

 

[DavidFerrie]

I just grasped why he wants to boff 18 YOs:
It's because he himself is still mentally, emotionally, and socially an awkward, insecure, teenage boy.
Most of us have long since grown out of this alternatively angry and self-pitying attitude by the time we hit our 20s. (And our dress, coiffures, and hygiene have improved markedly as well.) Some guys, however, seem to get stuck in the adolescent-misfit stage, and this character is a particularly horrifying example of that.

 

[queserasera]

Does this guy not realize that millennials can be up to 34 years old?

 

[DN 420]

It's a shame there aren't any weens anymore, this guy could use a good Julay.

 

[Lurch]

Oh man, I've seen that "it's been four years without any sex" screenshot before. How do you predict this fine gentleman will react if Bernie Sanders doesn't win the election?

 

[AveraDiane]

This guy is the quintessential example of male entitlement.

Spoiler: And also...(powerlevel)

He reminds me of my ex, except he was a conversative Christian. Not to mention that I dumped him after realizing that he had nothing to offer (he was on SSI and in section 8 housing) and constantly begged me to give him money/food/attention.

 

[Relax Guy]

Well, one of those links says he's bipolar and has schizoid tendencies... not difficult to believe.
Ha, and a couchsurfing profile... such opportunities for weenery.
And a head shaped like those nuts elephants eat and also looks like a permanent mouth-breather. With a face like that I just can't imagine him breathing with his mouth closed.

 

[Bassomatic]

Oh man, I've seen that "it's been four years without any sex" screenshot before. How do you predict this fine gentleman will react if Bernie Sanders doesn't win the election?

Probably about the same, not getting laid.

 

[DavidFerrie]

How do you predict this fine gentleman will react if Bernie Sanders doesn't win the election?

How do you predict he'll react if Sanders does pull it off... and Wern the Worm still can't get laid?

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

It's amusing how he whines that he can't get women because he's poor but it never occurs to him that getting a job would change that.

It's not his fault, though. The classist capitalist cistem is keeping him down.

This is why we need the BERN.

 

[Pinball Lizard]

Holy crap, great find, SpacePanther. Can definitely see this guy going places.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Just being able to eliminate lag for GPS and satellite modems would be worth billions.

Never mind the military applications. Or contacting ayylmaos.

He'd either be rich or getting anally probed in Area 51 if he had this.

Unless you can build an FTL communication device cost effective with pre-existing materials, he wouldn't make a dime from that, at least not in the next decade or so. It would still be easier just to factor in the lag. Unless you want to go to Mars or something, there is no real need for any form of FTL communication. (Assuming it is not possible to send data back in time, but in this case we are fucked anyway.)

 

[DavidFerrie]

This is either a sunburn, or he's got pretty serious gin-blossoms for a 36 YO.

 

[Pinball Lizard]

I''ll take the opportunity to damn him with faint praise here by saying that, at least, he does look younger than he actually is.

 

[Von Clausewitz]

This is either a sunburn, or he's got pretty serious gin-blossoms for a 36 YO.

I find it more disconcerting, that in both pictures he looks like he is just about jizz all over the camera.
*shudders* ...thank you brain, this will give me nightmares.

 

[Dain Bramage]

So, being in your mid-30's in regarded as "old" these days?

 

[DrJonesHat]

So, being in your mid-30's in regarded as "old" these days?

Well, too old to be pursuing 18 year olds.

 

[HypeBeast]

So a bunch of 18-20 year old women aren't interested in a man double their age that has neither money, looks, nor a decent personality? Who woulda thunk it.

And what's his obsession with feeling the Bern, anyway? Does he think Bernie is going to give him all of the 18-year-olds he desires?

"If I get elected president, I PROMISE to make rape legal just for my boyo Wern" - Bernie Sanders

Also Wern is fat and I would not have sex with him.

edit: lol in his okcupid profile he compares himself to Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting. wtf man.