Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Bassomatic]

Lucas is deff alone in this video, I bet he's talking to that grease stain on the wall. If we didn't know Lucas was real, using an EBT card as a pick up line would seem like some dark humor bashing the poor. Speaking of that he slides in and out of his "black" speech and almost raps his first few lines, and you can hear him huff with the pauses. This dude can't "rap" a full bar with out becoming winded.

Why would people care about a 20 year age gap? It's not even expanded on. Just people would care. Who? Why?

He seems proud he has a pateron and instagram as if they are not free services to join and allow anyone on. It's not the freaking Scottish rite.

 

[Hey Lucas]

If we didn't know Lucas was real, using an EBT card as a pick up line would seem like some dark humor bashing the poor.

I think that really shows his endgame here.

He’d love to have any girl he can Get his greasy stubs on, but he’s actively trying to prey on those even worse off than he is.

I know he’s rolled with the “Zoomers are socialists, so they would love a fat loser creeper on dearth’s door who can’t even hold a job”angle before, but the way he’s now touting the EBT cars like a luxury could only mean one thing.

I think the monster will find out that not even those less fortunate than him are THAT desperate, though.

It’s just not in the cards.

 

[Bassomatic]

Agreed, Lucas is so far removed from the world, and society he doesn't see anyone in need/want (with a little silver tongue) can get EBT sec 8 etc. These programs exist because anyone can fall on hard times, so anyone can get them as long as deemed "in need".

Lucas has no understanding of this and a huge ego so he really in his brain thinks, man I'm just so god damn rad, I get free shit. I earn this by being just amazing. You know how people want J Lo, George Clooney, David Beckham just around them or using their products? Lucas thinks that, in regards to his EBT card.

Reality is he's too useless to feed himself like a normal person. So the state chooses to not let him starve in a ditch.

But you are right he's targeting people who don't have anything, and for all it's debate, it's good these programs exist because otherwise someone may have to cave to Lucas for a roof over their head. It's really no shock tho he uses EBT as a pick up line, or his little fart box because as a pedophile, he's predatory in nature.

The only people worse off than him, choose to be due to mental illness or addiction. His area is one of the best in the nation in regards to social services. So the only people he could pick up, he can't give what they really want, and I'm talking literal crack heads, etc people whom choose to not stay at a shelter group home etc because drugs out value anything in their lives, or a fantasy (Lucas literally has been and again will be in this group)

If you want to pick up a crack whore, they are very easy to manipulate and keep around, but you just need a steady flow of crack. Lucas sure wouldn't want to be around the niggo drug dealers, nor could he afford a crack habit of someone else, and is far to selfish to feed someone else's addiction in return for control and sex.

Lucas what I'm trying to say, you think you're gonna get a 20 year old model but really a 50 year old crack head sleeping at the bus stop is too good for you, if you can't provide anything for them, what makes you think you're gonna get a perfect 10 teen wiafu?

 

[strandedcastaway]

The thing is that Lucas has recently been extra political constantly yelling about socialism and bigotry, so its almost impossible to talk about him and not mention his political sperging.

He's always been political but it's not really necessary to "talk politics" because it all comes down to "young girls should want me and they don't why why why". He was all "Feel the Wern" back in 2016; then it was always about "long telomeres" as the reason why young chicks should want his MRSA dick; now it's "well we're both socialists" and/or "you like Bernie and he's way older than me". So sort of a combination of the age and politics angles. But it's not about the politics because Lucas doesn't understand them anyway. It's about his failure to get laid and his futile efforts to do so while menacing the general area and creeping everyone out.

 

[Hey Lucas]

now it's "well we're both socialists" and/or "you like Bernie and he's way older than me".

And it’s hilarious that Lucas thinks people are interested in Bernie in a sexual way.

No way he actually believes that, right?

 

[Trainwreck]

And it’s hilarious that Lucas thinks people are interested in Bernie in a sexual way.

No way he actually believes that, right?

Hahaha, I've always thought that too. No young girls are creaming in their panties over him in any type of sexual way. Bernie looks like a damn corpse.

 

[Bassomatic]

Sometimes it's very easy to understand Lucas, others it's not. We know he wants sex and thinks about it non stop, everything in his life is trying to get laid. He over sexualizes everything to an insane degree. Frankly, I would not rule it out because all he thinks about is sex, it's how other people think.

But you never can be sure in his broken ass brain.

What's even scarier, and funnier, this proves how animal brained he is, if you like it you want to fuck it. Oh man, you should probably keep me away from my car... those tail pipes probably could fit....

But seriously, in this case I think it's just Lucas is so perverted anything you want like or agree with you HAVE to have some sexual link to. The only other thing in his life is stuffing his face, and while he paws food into his gaping maw, he often talks about how steak is like pussy or other foul comparisons. So yeah, he's such a perv.

I guess end of the day "totally not gay" Lucas, wants the Bern... oh man, I'd pay good money like more than Bernie plans to tax me amounts, to watch a dating show of Bernie and Lucas waddling around town holding hands yelling at clouds Bernie blaming the banks why no one votes for him and Lucas nodding in agreement, grease falling from his scalp saying, if only I had another BOGO coupon for Wendys ... and a toddler to fist. Bernie looking deep in the camera.. THIS IS YOUR FAULT BEZOS

 

[Rogowski]

Lucas sure wouldn't want to be around the niggo drug dealers

I suspect this is why a couple pages back he said buying weed at a dispensary is better than on the streets. It’s not about the quality of the weed it’s that he can interact with brown and black people in a controlled setting if need be.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Also isn't it payday for him pretty soon? I wonder if he will follow through on his 3 bottles of liquor stuff from a few weeks ago

Yes, probably Friday for us SSI scum. EBT comes whenever the date was when you were re-certified, which is random.

Agreed, Lucas is so far removed from the world, and society he doesn't see anyone in need/want (with a little silver tongue) can get EBT sec 8 etc. These programs exist because anyone can fall on hard times, so anyone can get them as long as deemed "in need".

You only need to prove you're under a certain legal income to get EBT. There's no talking or anything to it. Lucas is silly acting like it means anything. SSI is completely different, though.

 

[WonderWino]

What's even scarier, and funnier, this proves how animal brained he is, if you like it you want to fuck it. Oh man, you should probably keep me away from my car... those tail pipes probably could fit....

Reminds me of something a guy I went to college with used to say 'if he sees something he tries to fuck it, if he can't fuck it he eats it, if he can't eat it he pisses on it'

Definitely sounds like lucas

 

[lameandgay2]

Have any of the people who decide to interact with Lucas and disturb the ecosystem mentioned the increased risks of many disabilities and health conditions associated with older fathers, including autism to him?
How did he react?

 

[Fatal Walter]

He just says that it only applies over 55 and those risks aren't there for 40-55 year olds. He saw that article about telomeres in older fathers and it spends half the article talking about how it's not actually an advantage because of the other risks in older fathers but he chooses not to believe that part. He's even linked the article before, strangely.

 

[Rogowski]

Like anyone would use Lucas’ name for clout, ever.

 

[Nobleman]

Like anyone would use Lucas’ name for clout, ever.

Not necessarily clout, but to pick up a chick and get her to laugh, bringing up Lucas is probably quite effective.

 

[cuddle striker]

I suspect this is why a couple pages back he said buying weed at a dispensary is better than on the streets. It’s not about the quality of the weed it’s that he can interact with brown and black people in a controlled setting if need be.

you can get it prescribed; then your state medical covers some of it. that's why he prefers that.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Lucas constantly talks about how ALL of Gen Z is socialist and Gen Z women wouldnt discriminate against dating a welfare parasite who is 40.

This is just Lucas projecting what he wants Gen Z to be because he is a pedophile. I have seen so many conflicting polls saying either "Gen Z is the most far right generation since the 1920's" and "70% of Gen Zers are socialists". Fucking Lucas justs wants them to be socialist so that he can worm his way into one of their circles.

Lucas always changes his assumptions of his current preferred age group, anything to get his dick wet. He's like some badly-programmed machine learning code trying to shotgun approaches to see what works. His programming fails to acknowledge a lot of flawed variables in himself that's making him undesirable to any decent woman in general: bad hygiene, terrible personality, no drive to improve.

Imagine some felon, fortunate enough to be at Pioneer, unfortunate enough to be Lucas' neighbor, and genuinely trying to get their life together.

This is where I get a bit MOTI at Lucas. He's taking up valuable resources that other needy people can actually use to improve themselves and turn themselves into productive members of society. Out there in Spokane, there's probably a person who tries to fit in two jobs in a day while he/she goes back home to a shelter after tiring shifts and waiting each day to get good news about their section 8 housing application (not American, so please excuse lapses in my hypothetical scenario).

 

[Trainwreck]

Lucas always changes his assumptions of his current preferred age group, anything to get his dick wet. He's like some badly-programmed machine learning code trying to shotgun approaches to see what works. His programming fails to acknowledge a lot of flawed variables in himself that's making him undesirable to any decent woman in general: bad hygiene, terrible personality, no drive to improve.



This is where I get a bit MOTI at Lucas. He's taking up valuable resources that other needy people can actually use to improve themselves and turn themselves into productive members of society. Out there in Spokane, there's probably a person who tries to fit in two jobs in a day while he/she goes back home to a shelter after tiring shifts and waiting each day to get good news about their section 8 housing application (not American, so please excuse lapses in my hypothetical scenario).

I agree 100% with you. Years ago I worked in a downtown spokane establishment when I was 16/17 years old. A guy we worked with, named John, was the nicest guy you could ever meet. He was kind. Friendly, etc.. he was schizophrenic, he was not silent about it, and did his absolute best to try and make his life better. He was 35+ and guess what?! He never hit on me nor any of the other high school aged people he worked with. . Never acted inappropriate, etc. He was just a good person. Lucas is the antithesis of a "good guy". He refuses to even try and make his life better. And his solution to be "happier"? Knock a child up, and play house. It is honestly sickening.

 

[Poonicorn Sharts]

No one 'needs' a girlfriend, and if they do, they shouldn't have one.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

Just as communists have their own sects (Hoxhaism, Maoism, etc) which are in violent disagreement with one another, Lucas's headcanon no-jobs-and-worship-the-pedo-god version of socialism may as well be fascism for all the respect fellow 'comrades' have for it.

 

[Poonicorn Sharts]

His cliche 'inspirational' bullshit is again bordering on self awareness, but will he ever see it that way? Probably not. Accountability is attractive Lucas, your lack of it however is hilarious to the point of squirting.