Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The Wern isnt a cow I have followed extensively but I am highly disturbed by the idea that he even has previous relations. It seems to me if he really was a virgin he would say so, so he obviously has had sex before with someone. Gross. I assume it was some other hobo chick in an alley somewhere and not a real girlfriend. That said, is there any proof or confirmation of his previous sexual partners? He talks about them but is he just full of shit?
 
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DrunkNDoziNDragN said:
The Wern isnt a cow I have followed extensively but I am highly disturbed by the idea that he even has previous relations. It seems to me if he really was a virgin he would say so, so he obviously has had sex before with someone. Gross. I assume it was some other hobo chick in an alley somewhere and not a real girlfriend. That said, is there any proof or confirmation of his previous sexual partners? He talks about them but is he just full of shit?
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Sadly they are real human beings, but they also dated Lucas when he wasn't anywhere near as batshit (it seems). There are photos of him and a poor woman named Suzanne who dumped his ass when he threw a hissy fit/glass in public.
 
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They were around his level looks-wise, and if they themselves weren't amazing personalities or were just desperate, as @Poonicorn Sharts says, probably made sense for coupling with a less deranged version of Lucas.

It's hard to see him doing it now, but the pedo extremist thing is something that has gotten worse as his mental health has declined. It didn't used to be a deal-breaker to not be a 18 year old 8/10.

Pics of one of them can be found here. I think there was another of them in the barbecue photo at Phoenix(?) or was that just one of his "yeah I would if I had no standards" boasts.
 
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you can get it prescribed; then your state medical covers some of it. that's why he prefers that.
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Not true, state health care does not cover the cost of medical cannabis AFAIK and as far as I could tell researchin on google just now. It’s just a different designation vs recreational and has different allowances.
 
Has he still not gotten any street justice for snitching? I’m really hoping they bring their young 20 something girlfriend to film Lucas getting his teeth kicked in.

Also been away abit but gotta say love the plague suits. Makes me much more comfortable knowing I won’t get contaminated when reading up on the wern.
 
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Man vs persistent rat said:
They were around his level looks-wise, and if they themselves weren't amazing personalities or were just desperate, as @Poonicorn Sharts says, probably made sense for coupling with a less deranged version of Lucas.

It's hard to see him doing it now, but the pedo extremist thing is something that has gotten worse as his mental health has declined. It didn't used to be a deal-breaker to not be a 18 year old 8/10.

Pics of one of them can be found here. I think there was another of them in the barbecue photo at Phoenix(?) or was that just one of his "yeah I would if I had no standards" boasts.
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"I look like this now. You lose" *stares at Lucas' most recent selfie/'meme'* 🤔🤔🤔

"My dick is like twice the size" How fucking small was that micropenis before?..
 
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There is a picture of his tiny penis floating around here somewhere. I believe he sent to Shao/Corinne and they shared it with the internet.
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I'd rather not have Lucas' "mega micropenis" forever in my search history trying to find it, but I mean this was after he made this comment I assume, so that thing must have been a true micropenis back when he was with Suzanne
 
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There is a picture of his tiny penis floating around here somewhere. I believe he sent to Shao/Corinne and they shared it with the internet.
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I don't know much about Shao, despite my admittedly autistic interest in the beast of Spokane. Catfish? The reason he came to Spokane?

I've no desire to gaze upon Lucas' mega MRSA micro penis. But I am glad that it has been shared on the internet, for reasons I can't understand or explain.

Of course he's the type of fellow to share a dick pic, unconcerned with how little dick he's working with. I'm surprised he doesn't spam his dick everywhere.

Anyway, his recent output is rather dull, but 2020 looks to be a banner year for the Wern. As we approach the election, we are sure to be treated to more political spergery that links progressivism to his much deserved and highly sensible access to zoomer wombs. He's been over the topic before of course, but I feel it'll grow weirder and grosser.

And when Trump is inevitably reelected, because the world is an awful place, one of the first things I'll do (after weeping) is check up on ol' Lucas.
 
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mothman96 said:
His dick didn't get any bigger. Due to his weight loss, it wasn't obscured as much by all the fat so he thought his dick was twice the size.
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Funny how he gained all the weight back and then some, and without the aid of his medication

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I don't know much about Shao, despite my admittedly autistic interest in the beast of Spokane. Catfish? The reason he came to Spokane?

I've no desire to gaze upon Lucas' mega MRSA micro penis. But I am glad that it has been shared on the internet, for reasons I can't understand or explain.

Of course he's the type of fellow to share a dick pic, unconcerned with how little dick he's working with. I'm surprised he doesn't spam his dick everywhere.

Anyway, his recent output is rather dull, but 2020 looks to be a banner year for the Wern. As we approach the election, we are sure to be treated to more political spergery that links progressivism to his much deserved and highly sensible access to zoomer wombs. He's been over the topic before of course, but I feel it'll grow weirder and grosser.

And when Trump is inevitably reelected, because the world is an awful place, one of the first things I'll do (after weeping) is check up on ol' Lucas.
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Was him moving to Spokane after being catfished what caused him to become homeless, due to spending all his welfare relocating?

He seems like the type that would send it to young women, then again it seems to be one of the few rare cases of self awareness he has where he realises it is small and unappealing to women and thus doesn't share it, though if older screenshots are to go by, he has no problem asking to see underage girls naked

I doubt much will change, he'll just rant about how zoomers would have made Bernie win, how Democrats will somehow get him a child bride, and how its everyone else's fault he's an incel. It'll grow more disgusting because he's now in his 40s talking about breeding with teens, hopefully we see him kicked out of Pioneer soon as the homeless saga will be best before he's in his 50s
 
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I think there was another of them in the barbecue photo at Phoenix(?) or was that just one of his "yeah I would if I had no standards" boasts.
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That wasn’t his girlfriend it was a woman who was staying in the housing temporarily due to abuse issues and Lucas became friends with her and would buy her dinner and shit. He claimed he could have her if he wanted and maybe he was right but if it was true he’s retarded for not sealing that deal
 
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That wasn’t his girlfriend it was a woman who was staying in the housing temporarily due to abuse issues and Lucas became friends with her and would buy her dinner and shit. He claimed he could have her if he wanted and maybe he was right but if it was true he’s exceptional for not sealing that deal
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She dropped him like a hot potato when he told her he'd be willing to have sex with her. He ended up pissed, platonic women friends don't want him to dick them down.

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She dropped him like a hot potato when he told her he'd be willing to have sex with her. He ended up pissed, platonic women friends don't want him to dick them down.

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He really doesn't seem to understand what the word platonic means. I get the impression he thinks it means 'we don't start off fucking but that happens as soon as I buy you dinner' he genuinely doesn't understand the concept of being literally just friends with a woman
 
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She dropped him like a hot potato when he told her he'd be willing to have sex with her. He ended up pissed, platonic women friends don't want him to dick them down.

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Why does he talk like this? Doesn't he realize saying phrases like "dick them down" makes him seem like a pervert and a child?

And for confirmation purposes, Suzanne seems to be the only girlfriend Lucas had as an adult. He claims to have had eight relationships, that means seven other women. He says he hasn't had sex for 8 years , which means the last time he had sex was when he was 32 . We know that was with Suzanne. Lucas's seven other relationships are somewhere between a mystery and a fabrication. Remember Lucas considers women that he knows to be potential relationships, and when he discusses high school he says that a girlfriend he had around that time would never let him touch her. Doesn't sound like much of a relationship to me, at least not an adult sexual one.

If we could ever get Lucas on record about his supposed 7 past relationships, I'm sure we would find out that they go back to grade school. As in, girls he crushed on that were entirely unaware of him. Lucas says He's "never approached a woman" he wanted to date, and that "all 8 of his exes approached him". Do we believe 8 women exist that would approach Lucas? I'd love to know more about these 7, but He's been very careful not to detail them. But he always relates the autistic detail that he's had exactly four girlfriends his age and exactly four girlfriends older than him. He repeats this like a mantra....like he does with all the aspects of the ego-coddling biography he's crafted for himself.

I personally would be unsurprised to find that Suzanne was Lucas's only sexual partner, and in fact when he lost his virginity. He says he lost it at 27. But he'll never discuss it, because listing 8 past relationships is one of the ways he shows women that he's able to date them. He's been "let into the club" before.....so you should let him in again, Oligarch. What are you, some kind of bigot?
 
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Do you all think that Lucas is a true and honest socialist? Do you think he really believes in telomere attrition? I ask because so many of his posts a few years ago were doubling down on the Fibbonaci sequence dictating the ideal age for him to date, and I haven't heard that iron-clad statement in awhile. It's fascinating what the mind will do to justify abhorrent things.
 
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