Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Do you all think that Lucas is a true and honest socialist? Do you think he really believes in telomere attrition? I ask because so many of his posts a few years ago were doubling down on the Fibbonaci sequence dictating the ideal age for him to date, and I haven't heard that iron-clad statement in awhile. It's fascinating what the mind will do to justify abhorrent things.

After his Dan Eisenberg defeat, he's backed off the telomere angle
 
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Lucas is now claiming high school chicks aren't his thing, because they need a threesome to get off. How his delusions and current fantasies regulate his posts are absolutely intriguing but sad. Careful mono and poly ladies, Lucas will turn your sexuality, worldwide, at the same time. This will cause Noah level flooding worldwide that will counteract global warming and de-extinction.

Just gotta clear this up and whiteknight a little. I've made girls cum that are rather large and in Lucas's age gap and it didn't take fisting or politics.

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Oh Lucas, have you not learnt your videos give more away than any cliche post ever would? Simply Google your name (which you spell out trying to gain legitimate followers who don't see a private profile) and previous mindsets show up that repeat what you're saying currently. You're done with the trolls who are just pointing out the obvious or blowing smoke up your ass to gain your confidence.
BUT! If if wasn't for Lucas mentioning KiwiFarms and SOFALAW in his copy pasted DMs, I wouldn't have found this site, Is that a sin or a win?
 
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Oh Lucas, have you not learnt your videos give more away than any cliche post ever would? Simply Google your name (which you spell out trying to gain legitimate followers who don't see a private profile) and previous mindsets show up that repeat what you're saying currently. You're done with the trolls who are just pointing out the obvious or blowing smoke up your ass to gain your confidence.
BUT! If if wasn't for Lucas mentioning KiwiFarms and SOFALAW in his copy pasted DMs, I wouldn't have found this site, Is that a sin or a win?
I mean it would probably tell us Lucas is a fat greedy fuck, but then everyone who's known Lucas in person says he's a greedy fat slob who eats all their food
 
After his Dan Eisenberg defeat, he's backed off the telomere angle
He did mention it indirectly in that democratic socialists video he took outside where he briefly mentioned "some studies" say older fathers give "stronger DNA", that's the furthest he's gone though since he knows he can't name drop anymore. Though given how much of a narcissist he is I wouldn't be surprised if he starts it again after a few month stating Eisenberg is just an agephobe or classist, or just ignoring because his ideology is infallible
 
He’s probably either getting catfished again or some girl is feigning interest in him to fuck with him.
"Simp", huh?

You know, for someone who claims to hate internet slang as much as he does, Lucas's sure is fond of using all the most current Internet slang.

Just another case of extreme Werner projection, I guess.

I've never actually seen anyone MORE obsessed with / focused on internet slang.

Someone called him a "busta" and he looks it up on Urban Dictionary then raves about it. Same with boomer, and others i've mercifully forgotten.

He's currently affecting black vernacular often, funneled through his own peculiar bipolar / schizo filter.

And of course, who could forget his fondness for "the N word".....Ive never heard anyone complain about the word more while using it as much.

Just more contradictions in the stew of hypocrisy that is Lucas.

Hey Lucas, teens are supposed to fuck you cause they like cheese and booze, right? But YOU like cheese and booze. So shouldn't you be chasing grannies?

Things that make ya go Werrrrrrrrn.
 
I've always found his cherished cheese/alcohol analogy to be hilarious and inapt. Somethings get worse with age.

Like Lucas Werner.

And Lucas Werner's chances of scoring some choice, fertile 16 year old womb.

He knows its not in the cards. His momma told him so. He'll never be a father. Doubt he'll ever get laid again. None of his dreams will ever come true.

He's no cheese. He qas awful at 18, grotesque at 34, famous for being horrid at 37, and down right ridiculous at 40. I see him at 55, fatter, crazier, loudly objecting to ageism, ranting that its not gross for him to ball teens because its not illegal in WA, and raving about his awesome sperm. He'll be worse with age.
 
I guess you could say it's "better" from a dispensary due to selection and quality control, but it's not cheaper, and you have to dox yourself to the dispensary/government.
Edit to say I really need to catch up. I was cougared by @fatalwalter almost a week ago. Sorry for the duplicate info.

I disagreed just to say that Lucas is calling the weed store a "dispensary" incorrectly. Rec weed is legal in WA and unless you are stupid enough to pay for your weed with a credit card, there is no way that the state or the feds know who is buying weed. Before WA made rec weed legal, medical weed was legal, and you did have to have a Dr give you a yearly licence to purchase weed. Rec legalization basically put the medical dispensaries out of business here. Maybe I'm a sped, but compared to 20 years ago the weed is much stronger, better controlled and much cheaper than having to buy dirt weed from some dealer. Guess I am just a boomer who remembers having to sort thru stems and seeds to actually get to the smokable weed. I also remember "Paraquat Pot"; one of the things the US did in their "war on drugs." They would spray cancer-causing herbicide on the crops in Mexico and other Central American countries, ostensibly to kill the crop, but the growers would just harvest it and sell it anyhow. You never knew what you were inhaling in the bad old days.
 
I disagreed just to say that Lucas is calling the weed store a "dispensary" incorrectly. Rec weed is legal in WA and unless you are stupid enough to pay for your weed with a credit card, there is no way that the state or the feds know who is buying weed. Before WA made rec weed legal, medical weed was legal, and you did have to have a Dr give you a yearly licence to purchase weed. Rec legalization basically put the medical dispensaries out of business here. Maybe I'm a sped, but compared to 20 years ago the weed is much stronger, better controlled and much cheaper than having to buy dirt weed from some dealer. Guess I am just a boomer who remembers having to sort thru stems and seeds to actually get to the smokable weed. I also remember "Paraquat Pot"; one of the things the US did in their "war on drugs." They would spray cancer-causing herbicide on the crops in Mexico and other Central American countries, ostensibly to kill the crop, but the growers would just harvest it and sell it anyhow. You never knew what you were inhaling in the bad old days.
In California, while it apparently varies from shop to shop, most retain customer info (everyone I've talked to that has used one says they copy their license). It's also pretty common to call any retail weed shop a "dispensary."
 
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In California, while it apparently varies from shop to shop, most retain customer info (everyone I've talked to that has used one says they copy their license). It's also pretty common to call any retail weed shop a "dispensary."
Wow. Thanks for the info. Here in WA, at least where I am, no weed store asks for ID. Well, they don't ask me, who is obviously above the age of 21. I can imagine that they may ask some younger looking buyers, however, and may even keep a copy of the ID, just to exonerate themselves in case the buyer used fake ID or something.
 
"Simp", huh?

You know, for someone who claims to hate internet slang as much as he does, Lucas's sure is fond of using all the most current Internet slang.

Just another case of extreme Werner projection, I guess.

I've never actually seen anyone MORE obsessed with / focused on internet slang.

Someone called him a "busta" and he looks it up on Urban Dictionary then raves about it. Same with boomer, and others i've mercifully forgotten.

He's currently affecting black vernacular often, funneled through his own peculiar bipolar / schizo filter.

And of course, who could forget his fondness for "the N word".....Ive never heard anyone complain about the word more while using it as much.

Just more contradictions in the stew of hypocrisy that is Lucas.

Hey Lucas, teens are supposed to fuck you cause they like cheese and booze, right? But YOU like cheese and booze. So shouldn't you be chasing grannies?

Things that make ya go Werrrrrrrrn.
What’s funny is I’ve mostly seen the word simp used by black men to describe other black men who put trashy, no-class women on a pedestal. He’s once again appropriating black culture.
Wow. Thanks for the info. Here in WA, at least where I am, no weed store asks for ID. Well, they don't ask me, who is obviously above the age of 21. I can imagine that they may ask some younger looking buyers, however, and may even keep a copy of the ID, just to exonerate themselves in case the buyer used fake ID or something.
In California it varies by city and county. In fact the majority of cities have opted out of having dispensaries at all. Some cities are super restrictive and then you go to the big cities and they have dab bars in the back of the store. I believe everywhere in California they keep a record of everyone who goes to dispensaries because they do in fact scan your license and keep your purchase records on file.
 
Wow. Thanks for the info. Here in WA, at least where I am, no weed store asks for ID. Well, they don't ask me, who is obviously above the age of 21. I can imagine that they may ask some younger looking buyers, however, and may even keep a copy of the ID, just to exonerate themselves in case the buyer used fake ID or something.
I don't know where you live in WA state, but one of the stores I've been to in Spokane, ive always had to show my ID. Ironically, I had to tonight. I am clearly over 21 but this shop in particular has said it is at the insistence of the owner of the store. I have been in other stores where they dont seem to care if you are obvious overage. And who ever says that it would be stupid to use a credit card in a dispensary, they are a cash only business. *at least in WA state* The feds wont back them.
 
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