Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Rescuetoast]

He's so envious/jealous of men who have cars, he rages. And what going on with the other guy(s?). Is the guy talking to Lucas, or talking to another guy.

ETA: The insane pedo looks for places away from people to do his videos. Now he's by a street, raging at the passing vehicles, and has an audience.

I mean, wouldn’t you listen to this crazy ass rant if you spotted it in the wild?

 

[Rogowski]

I couldn't stop laughing at Lucas being pissed over not being able to shower anymore as if he was doing that regularly in the first place

So was he actually kicked out of the HOC again?

Agreed. We've all said this before, but it really seems like he's close to another involuntary hospitalization. If I remember correctly, his hospitalizations in the past have been immediately preceded by bouts of screaming and ranting at no one.

Unlike all of his other reprehensible Behavior, that we keep waiting and waiting for the authorities to finally have enough of, his screaming seems to be what finally makes them decide to take him off the streets. Again, if I remember correctly.

He’s admitted in old Facebook posts that he was ranting and raving in the streets before his last hospitalization even screaming at passing cars like a feral dog.

Looks like that nutball dream chaser is back

At least she stopped making up stories about irl confrontations with him

She already deleted it did you save the video? We should be archiving her shit too.

 

[Club Sandwich]

“Not going to change it. 18 to 24. That is where it will stay”

most college campuses feature a wide student body of ages that are skewed younger since a common entrypoint is nearly immediately after highschool, which in the US ends at 17/18/19 years of age.

however since 2008, the age has been pushed up due to many older people returning to complete a degree or be retrained for a new career.

the bar scene depends on the area and type of bar, but you usually also get an older crowd than college, up into the late 20's typically. it's why bar/restaurant hybrids are so popular. older patrons tend to want a meal with their booze vs a dance floor.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Wait, is he screaming "Mark 6:24"?

Because that's, "And she went forth, and said unto her mother, What shall I ask? And she said, The head of John the Baptist."

Salome is such a bigot.

I could see Lucas in a hair shirt eating locusts and honey, though.

 

[one_time_user]

If he isn't staying there anymore there is a reason for it. He must have said or done something to piss somebody off. Doesn't surprise considering its not the first time he has been kicked out of that place. It does show he's a short sighted idiot though, there are finite number of options for lucas to have a roof over his head and food provided for him in spokane and its unwise for him to alienate any of them. Thats how you end up on the street during an unseasonably cold winter sooner or later. He's acting like he isn't giving the slightest thought to a long term solution for getting off the street. Considering how back in his rant about the people he was living with back in 1998 - 1999 he made it clear that living on the streets 'scared him more than anything' it really shows you just how much his mind has degraded since he wrote that back in 2010

I know that here during Coronavirus, if you leave the shelter system you are not allowed back in until this mess is over. leaving the system means things like non compliance with health safety measures, staying out drunk overnight, abandoning your space and thinking you can return later, shacking up with a friend for a few days etc.

 

[Dread First]

I know that here during Coronavirus, if you leave the shelter system you are not allowed back in until this mess is over. leaving the system means things like non compliance with health safety measures, staying out drunk overnight, abandoning your space and thinking you can return later, shacking up with a friend for a few days etc.

Assuming that this is true in Spokane, Lucas REALLY done goofed this time. Nobody (be that staff or other homeless people) would be able to put up with his lunacy in a shelter during a quarantine, so now he's going mad on the streets due to isolation caused by social distancing and exposure to the elements. Rate me optimistic all you want, but there's a serious possibility that Lucas could die.

Realistically speaking, there's only 3 ways out for him:

1) He manages to find some form of housing during the coronavirus outbreak. Extremely improbable given the strain put on social welfare systems during this pandemic combined with his own inability to manage money wisely, but it could happen.

2) His mother somehow finds out that Lucas is homeless again and will try to find whatever is in her means that she can use to help him. If I'm not mistaken, Lucas's mother gave him a LOT of assistance when he was homeless and history does tend to repeat itself when it comes down to Lucas.

3) He gets involuntarily committed yet again by crossing the wrong cop at the wrong time. This is probably what's most likely going to happen. The only real question is whether or not the cops manhandling his disgusting ass will be given hazard pay considering the MRSA that Lucas has is probably 10,000 times more deadly than coronavirus.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

TFW someone knocks on the portapotty you're trying to vlog in

 

[Club Sandwich]

TFW someone knocks on the portapotty you're trying to vlog in

truly, he's adopting an even more slovenly appearance to hide amongst his hobo kin. unshaven, unwashed, unkempt, i'm not entirely sure he's listening to himself anymore - his last several videos are rambling. moving from topic to topic and while it's a consistent narrative from our perspective, if you were simply reading a transcript of it and had no prior knowledge of Lucas, it would read as very confused quasi-political appeals to morality and a demand for a romantic/sexual relationship to be given. also since he's stated his "18-year-old" preference, most people hearing the rest of the diatribe would look at him and instantly jump to "creepy pervert" from his mannerisms, roving, jumping eyes, and angry accusatory language.

and Lucas lacks the ability to, or refuses to, acknowledge any of this reality. any guesses on the time until meltdown/outburst? he's had this pattern before, i think.

 

[WonderWino]

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TFW someone knocks on the portapotty you're trying to vlog in

His eyes alone absolutely scream 'demented schitzo.' You can tell when he's at his most fucked in the head cause his eyes always get that look to them. Happens in his videos as well when hes going on particularly fucked up rants. The fact he would even post a picture looking that insane proves he has zero self awareness. Anybody would take one look at his expression and say he's nuts. Any young woman would take a look at his eyes and every instinct she has for self preservation would immediately kick in and scream at her to run the other direction. Frankly thats a look i've seen before, my grandparents old neighbor had the same kind of expression right before he would go on his little episodes and start something with them. Such as, say, leaving the phone off the hook so they couldn't call anybody (party line back then) and then taking pot shots in the direction of the house with a rifle, randomly starting to yell and scream going from 0 - 100 in literally seconds, randomly picking up his shotgun he was holding in the middle of a conversation and shooting at the ground under the dog....which led to pellets ricocheting into its stomach that had to be surgically removed, and then continuing the conversation like nothing happened, and that was the exact look her had when he went batshit when my grandfather told him he wouldn't tell the court he was a sane and harmless person after the guy had been arrested and was being forced into the nuthouse by a judge. Had alot in common with lucas's behavior and mannerisms now that I think about it. Stupider than a bag of rocks as well, just like lucas. Anyone seeing that look on him in person would be wise to get themselves away from lucas as quickly as possible, if he is going to do something to get himself arrested or committed it'll be during one of those episodes

truly, he's adopting an even more slovenly appearance to hide amongst his hobo kin. unshaven, unwashed, unkempt

I eagerly await the claims of 'its called method acting you bigot!' i'm doing a bit part to entertain the ovulicious zoomers

i'm not entirely sure he's listening to himself anymore - his last several videos are rambling. moving from topic to topic and while it's a consistent narrative from our perspective, if you were simply reading a transcript of it and had no prior knowledge of Lucas, it would read as very confused quasi-political appeals to morality and a demand for a romantic/sexual relationship to be given. also since he's stated his "18-year-old" preference, most people hearing the rest of the diatribe would look at him and instantly jump to "creepy pervert" from his mannerisms, roving, jumping eyes, and angry accusatory language.

and Lucas lacks the ability to, or refuses to, acknowledge any of this reality. any guesses on the time until meltdown/outburst? he's had this pattern before, i think.

Indeed he has. Its the same kind of behavior he engaged in the last time he was committed, right down to the angry screaming at passing cars, which he himself admitted several times. Being homeless again is starting to effect his mental state pretty badly. He's getting more unhinged by the day

 

[Da Dude123]

It seems that Lucas is fully estranged from his mom and the rest of his family. His family does not like him and for a while it seemed like they were in some kind of contact with him even though they clearly dislike him. Now, it does not appear that is the case. Lucas chimped out on his mom when she told him that him getting a girlfriend was "not in the cards.". He used to go on and on about how much money he will inherit when his parents die. He doesn't do that much anymore.

It sounds like his mom and step dad moved to Arizona to get away from him. His mom has most likely written off Lucas and does not care that he is now a hobo waundering the streets and screaming at cars. From what has been said by others, it sounds like his mom is pretty narcissistic herself and pretty out there.

I do love the idea of shipping Lucas to Arizona and dropping him off at her door. She would freak the fuck out!
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2) His mother somehow finds out that Lucas is homeless again and will try to find whatever is in her means that she can use to help him. If I'm not mistaken, Lucas's mother gave him a LOT of assistance when he was homeless and history does tend to repeat itself when it comes down to Lucas.
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[BowlOfDick]

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He’s lost weight. Not able to cook his meals involving a whole block of cheese now.[/QUOTE]

 

[mothman96]

He’s lost weight. Not able to cook his meals involving a whole block of cheese now.

I think it's the way the picture came out that makes it look like he lost more weight than actual. Now he has the money that was going to the rent, so when his favorite restaurants open back up, he'll be chowing down.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Myrna is crazy but also now dealing with skin cancer. I wouldn’t wish her own son on her; she has enough on her plate.


Anyone else miss culinary adventures Wern? The days of cheesey cukes and cheese sauce thinned with Sprite were so entertaining.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Myrna is crazy but also now dealing with skin cancer. I wouldn’t wish her own son on her; she has enough on her plate.


Anyone else miss culinary adventures Wern? The days of cheesey cukes and cheese sauce thinned with Sprite were so entertaining.

Didn't she travel to Mexico multiple times during the beginning of the pandemic? The Werner family doesn't strike me as a very smart one, probably for the best Lucas and his brothers don't have kids

 

[mothman96]

Didn't she travel to Mexico multiple times during the beginning of the pandemic? The Werner family doesn't strike me as a very smart one, probably for the best Lucas and his brothers don't have kids

Add the mental illness is passed down via Lucas's mother. We know how Lucas turned out. His younger brother Seth is around 37-38. Having a brother like Lucas, I'd say would damper wanting to father children. Shawn is Lucas's older half-brother (different mother). Far as I know he's single, no children.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Myrna is crazy but also now dealing with skin cancer. I wouldn’t wish her own son on her; she has enough on her plate.


Anyone else miss culinary adventures Wern? The days of cheesey cukes and cheese sauce thinned with Sprite were so entertaining.

Manic Hobo Lucas, who barks at cars and screams on the street, is entertaining, but I miss Chef Lucas and Drunk, Shirtless Lucas. His cooking is ridiculous, and gives a lot of insight into how tarded he is. Popcorn pasta was my favorite.

 

[Krathnami]

Add the mental illness is passed down via Lucas's mother. We know how Lucas turned out. His younger brother Seth is around 37-38. Having a brother like Lucas, I'd say would damper wanting to father children. Shawn is Lucas's older half-brother (different mother). Far as I know he's single, no children.

From what I've read about Seth, he seems like the good one. He appears reasonably well-adjusted and actually did try with Lucas at one point, and for that he's got my sympathy. It's really got to suck being associated with Lucas, especially when he's family.

 

[BIG CATS]

Yeah, drunk, sweaty chef Lucas needs to make a reappearance, but he’d need to get back on his feet (free housing) first which isn’t going to happen in Spokane.

I could picture him preaching atheism to a cactus on the side of the road in South Tucson. However, if he left for AZ now chances are his quality of might actually improve. That’s why I know he’ll stay put.

 

[mothman96]

What a complete rutting animal brained POS. It does not compute his scheme to use the bible to try to manipulate gen Z girls to date/fuck him is never going to work.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Yeah, drunk, sweaty chef Lucas needs to make a reappearance, but he’d need to get back on his feet (free housing) first which isn’t going to happen in Spokane.

I could picture him preaching atheism to a cactus on the side of the road in South Tucson. However, if he left for AZ now chances are his quality of might actually improve. That’s why I know he’ll stay put.

Homeless Lucas is honestly the best Lucas, he does the most creepy entertaining shit when he's got nothing left to lose, like at Starbucks. I'm sure there's plenty more cafes Lucas can get banned from before the end of the year if he really tries.

Yeah, drunk, sweaty chef Lucas needs to make a reappearance, but he’d need to get back on his feet (free housing) first which isn’t going to happen in Spokane.

I could picture him preaching atheism to a cactus on the side of the road in South Tucson. However, if he left for AZ now chances are his quality of might actually improve. That’s why I know he’ll stay put.

"Preaching for money might be the worst thing you could do with religion"
But using it to try to blackmail/groom women for sex? Nah. Darn those Christians, if only they used religion like Lucas did instead of making money~

"Millennials you're too self absorbed, and you're not as fertile as they should be, because you're old. Agephobia sucks huh?"
Says the manchild narcissist who still can't get over being rejected, and bases his entire personality on attracting minors. Calling other people old really doesn't hurt as much when you're skin is that badly aged you have to photoshop all your photos to even look 40