Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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From the beginning of that video. "Gee, Lucas, you're an atheist but why aren't you a Christian? You know the bible really well." I'm waiting for his next website about the bible and dating younger women, Religious Older Daddy. Because he knows the bible about as well as he knows biology. He probably only remembers like the latest verse he latched onto.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
From the beginning of that video. "Gee, Lucas, you're an atheist but why aren't you a Christian? You know the bible really well." I'm waiting for his next website about the bible and dating younger women, Religious Older Daddy. Because he knows the bible about as well as he knows biology. He probably only remembers like the latest verse he latched onto.
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Because he already has the church of Bernie Sanders, and doesn't want to worship any other gods



New Lucas video when?
 
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BIG CATS said:

Yeah, drunk, sweaty chef Lucas needs to make a reappearance, but he’d need to get back on his feet (free housing) first which isn’t going to happen in Spokane.

I could picture him preaching atheism to a cactus on the side of the road in South Tucson. However, if he left for AZ now chances are his quality of might actually improve. That’s why I know he’ll stay put.
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"75% 65% of the country is Christian"
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P.S. US Xtian pop is 65% Lukey Luke.
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Hi Lucas! Don't drop you phone in the porta-loo!
 
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Regarding the discussion a while back about how he gets internet, can anyone from Spokane tell me Xfinity/Comcast does business there? They recently announced that their vast network of WiFi created by making every single one of their routers also function as a hotspot which was previously only available to paying customers has been unlocked and made available to everyone in these trying times. If Comcast or any other internet provider is doing this he'll be fine.
 
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Regarding the discussion a while back about how he gets internet, can anyone from Spokane tell me Xfinity/Comcast does business there? They recently announced that their vast network of WiFi created by making every single one of their routers also function as a hotspot which was previously only available to paying customers has been unlocked and made available to everyone in these trying times. If Comcast or any other internet provider is doing this he'll be fine.
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Downtown has tons of Comcast hotspots so he's able to connect.
 
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It takes a special kind of hypocrisy to stand on the corner screaming at cars because all car owners somehow "worship money" (b-but Bernie owns several cars 🤔) , and then in the next breath say you want to pay some guy 100 dollars to "hook you up" like there's some human female equivalent to an underground puppy mill.

Still I prefer these "Wern on the Street" videos to the Fartbox Saga, when it was 50% total darkness and 50% naked manboob.
I bet the other homeless people watching Lucas rant into his phone are feeling a little bit better about themselves.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Posting them all here would be spamming. His latest is a good crazy rant, though.


CLICK. We go now. You insult Lucas, he leaves.
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God hates bigots? Wait a minute.... I've heard this somewhere before....


Dear god....lucas is evolving into randy pitchford

BIG CATS said:
I could picture him preaching atheism to a cactus on the side of the road in South Tucson
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....The heat would inevitably get to him in arizona and he would wander the desert until he started having delusions of a nearby cactus being a teen girl that wants him badly.... and it would quickly turn into this:


and then when he finally waddles his way through the desert and reaches his mothers house...knocks on the door....she opens it and is horrified both because lucas has found his way to her front door and because he is giving her his schitzo glare with a face filled with cactus spines to the point that he resembles pinhead....all while immediately bursting into a rant about how it was the tweens fault he tried to kiss cause she was a bigot....so he left 'her' in the desert....but goddamn does that 'slap' she hit him with sure sting all those hours later

Ten bucks says myrna would immediately have him thrown in the local nuthouse if he ever randomly shows up at her house
 
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A time traveller from summer 2020 contacted me.

Lucas’s next thing will be pretending to be an actual Xtianin order to get the p00sy.
 
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