Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Gee, you think so captain fucking obvious? and here I thought the people at homeless shelters were there because they were on vacation and looking for a cheap place to get away for awhile
Despite how many big words he likes to throw around, that are obviously to make him look like an intellectual, he isn't very smart, and it shows

Claims there are three 'age gap relationships' going on at said shelter. Says he 'lets them go' despite the fact he's been ranting about them seeting the whole time for days now
More incel hallucinations. He "let's them go" because it's exactly what got him kicked out of his apartment the last time, but we all know it's only a matter of time. For all the talk about trolls affecting his mental health, he does ultimately fuck up by himself and gets kicked out of places without Kiwifarms or Sofalaw

He admits he offered the thousand dollars for a date and says 'but my payee made me take it down' (in other words they told him what he was doing was flat out illegal and would result in losing his tardbux if it didn't stop) and his solution? 'well I thought i'll just offer $100 instead so thats what i'm doing'

ffs he REALLY doesn't understand why he was told to stop doing that in the first place. His payee will not be impressed

'Obviously our bodies are going to do what they're going to do and if I feel that happening i'll give you $100 at the end of the date' (no innuendo there at all right)
I'm surprised he still has one, must be a living hell for anyone to be assigned to Lucas. I assumed he took it away after a few months of it not working, and being ridiculed on television for it

Back to talking about telomeres. He really doesn't know when to shut up. Does he seriously think eisenberg isn't going to find out if he keeps it up after being told to stop? ffs he was clearly concerned enough the first time to stop right then and there, either his brain is degenerating to the point he can't consider consequences at all or he thinks hes alot sneakier and smarter than he really is. He's back to literally repeating past behavior and expecting different results. Dumbshit is just asking for a restraining order
I wish he'd go back to calling himself a scientist without a degree. If he smokes enough he might be able to hallucinate having one

Not only is he smoking in the video, he's smoking like a tard
Nothing like untreated mental illness mixed with marijuana, that's definitely not going to end badly in the long run for Lucas' brain. 'I may be poor and homeless during a pandemic, but I can still waste my money on weed and junk food'

He's back to sperging bs about physics. Quotes the big crunch theory despite it being pretty much entirely discredited for years at this point. Also claims its 'the eternal recurrence' and quotes fucking nietzsche of all people as some kind of physics expert
I seriously doubt he's read most of this beyond a google search, he doesn't seem the type to like reading much unless it's about age gap shit, and probably doesn't have access to many books since he always gets banned from places he frequents. It's just Lucas blowing smoke up the viewer's ass and hoping they think he's smart.

Claims 'the universe moves faster than light through entropy' (lolwut?) while also claiming its moving backwards in time (double lolfuckingwut?) and how 'it will reboot itself backwards and forwards in time' by saying 'all the energy that got depleted into nothingness will become somethingness again and it all works out in the wash'
It makes sense if you've been smoking and drinking every other week for 8 years straight. It's the same as his interageial pattern garbage he tries to use to justify being a creep

I really, really would pay to see lucas say this shit in an actual physics course and debate with the professor about it
He'd lose his shit when they destroy his entire ideology with mere words, call them an agephobe and a bigot, and then get kicked out like he does every other place after a couple months. After that probably made a video attacking them for briefly shaking his self esteem

and i'm not even going to address what the fuck he did with his mouth at the very end of the video talking about making out in the dim lighting
If you dim the lights you can't tell Lucas looks like a pensioner

Oh he's started smoking again? This is encouraging. Has he been drinking or smoking weed? Seems low key lit.


This is one of Lucas's more persistent, and interesting, delusions. The more I study the black art of Wernology, the more I encounter claims that Lucas is just about the only dude not in an age gap relationship. Everywhere he goes, from restaurants to flophouses, he encounters greybeards with fine young Zoomer wombers. Everywhere, always.

Two things to note. Lucas is, as always, misinterpreting things through the lens of his preoccupations. If Lucas sees a man and his daughter, he assumes they are fucking, just as he'd like to. Also, Lucas has demonstrably fluid idea of what constitutes a relationship, and I'd bet my hard earned money that many of the women Lucas believes he was in a relationship with would be surprised and horrified at the news. When Lucas says date, he generally means form one sided creepy attachments and perv over.

Second, the constant torment of seeing people get what he wants (poonaner) while he gets none is something he tends to get very vocal about before major episodes in Wernology.

Finally, Lucas has a micro dic. Not enough to get a "k."
Gotta give the creep credit, he has priorities. Who needs a roof over your head when you have cheap alcohol and weed? I do hope he starts mixing them together while out during the day. It's going to end beautifully
 
Probably gave up shortly after his other antics, and doesn't even care to warn him about doing the same thing with $100
Lucas is awful and gross and never learns. He exhausts people. People give up on him. Payees, too, I guess.

Be their attitude is something like "Who gives a shit? Good luck retard." What 18-24 Gen Z kween would fuck Lucas for any amount of money, be it $100 or $1000?
 
I love how Lucas does the ’white man overbite‘ after he makes what he thinks is a good point to emphasize the brilliance of his statement.

Gotta give the creep credit, he has priorities. Who needs a roof over your head when you have cheap alcohol and weed? I do hope he starts mixing them together while out during the day. It's going to end beautifully

I couldn’t agree more.
 
I love how Lucas does the ’white man overbite‘ after he makes what he thinks is a good point to emphasize the brilliance of his statement.
Is there any other examples of this? This is the first time I've ever heard the term. He usually does the lip biting shit whenever he says something about people half his age
 
I love how Lucas does the ’white man overbite‘
derpface.png

This one?
 
What a sped! *My payee made me take it down". He mentions having a payee at age 40 in the same video he moos about wanting kids. The guy can't even stay in a room in a home for criminals and tards and has to have a payee doll out his welfare, but he thinks he can have kids. He must have some kind of social worker or maybe the state is under court order to maintain a payee for our tax dollars that go to him?

I thought when he got booted from Pioneer Services that maybe that was the end of the payee? Maybe not, though. I guess if the court deemed him incompetent, which he is. That maybe some government case worker manages part of his tugboat, whether Lucas likes it or not?
 
Is there any other examples of this? This is the first time I've ever heard the term. He usually does the lip biting shit whenever he says something about people half his age

He will make some snide remark then bite down on his bottom lip with his upper front teeth. It’s his “I gotcha” gesture. I’ll try to screen cap it next time I see it. I’ve been on a Lucas youtube binge and have been noticing it over and over.

edit - here is one from one of the newer videos. I’ll add a couple more when I come across it.
59136AB9-D994-45E4-ABDD-FEACF6842DC6.jpeg
Here’s a couple more...
DEC02E70-51CB-4625-A359-B0DE4A312935.jpegCE97D8F2-6777-47EE-982E-B39A4697E9A7.jpegA7B578F3-177F-4A9A-96ED-1FB22EF87E2A.jpeg
 
Last edited:
What a sped! *My payee made me take it down". He mentions having a payee at age 40 in the same video he moos about wanting kids. The guy can't even stay in a room in a home for criminals and tards and has to have a payee doll out his welfare, but he thinks he can have kids. He must have some kind of social worker or maybe the state is under court order to maintain a payee for our tax dollars that go to him?

I thought when he got booted from Pioneer Services that maybe that was the end of the payee? Maybe not, though. I guess if the court deemed him incompetent, which he is. That maybe some government case worker manages part of his tugboat, whether Lucas likes it or not?
I don't know Lucas' situation, but with how fucked up he is, he's probably under managed care and thus should have a care manager/social worker assigned to him who is also his payee since Lucas apparently doesn't have any family willing to do that.

That's if Lucas is still getting SSI. He's being very stupid on video admitting to giving money away, toeing the line with prostitution, saying he has thousands saved up. If Social Security has any proof Lucas has a penny over $2000 saved, they will cut him off immediately.
 
So, I did a little research and it sounds like for certain people and most likely for speds like Lucas Werner, the Social Security Administration can require that SSI recipients have a payee. The payee can be a trusted person such as a family member. If the recipient has no one willing to do this, such as is most likely the case with Lucas, then they assign it to some human services agency which has some random agent act as the payee. So, this is not something Lucas can get away from. An administrative law judge, when deciding to give Lucas a tugboat for being such a tard decided that Lucas was incapable of handling the very small amount of money that he was given. So, whoever is assigned as payee for Lucas basically has to answer to the Social Security Administration on how Lucas is spending his yeet money. Now that Lucas is a hobo, he will not automatically have that former rent money available for taking 16 year old girls out for steak dinners. The payee is supposed to notify the SSA about changes in housing and such. So, when Lucas said the payee would not allow the $1000 for the date, they legally probably couldn't since they would have to answer to the SSA about it. Not sure if the payee has to attempt to help Lucas find housing or not? The agency handling Lucas's money is getting paid to do so, not sure if it comes out of the tugboat check directly or not.

 
Lucas should have a case manager helping him find housing. Unless he's fucked up so much that he's ruined all possible housing options in the Spokane area, I guess.
 
Unless he's fucked up so much that he's ruined all possible housing options in the Spokane area, I guess.

The last place seemed like kind of a last ditch address. He has tarded his way out of everywhere else. He'd probably have to move elsewhere to find even barely willing housing.
 
Lucas should have a case manager helping him find housing. Unless he's fucked up so much that he's ruined all possible housing options in the Spokane area, I guess.
I’d imagine it’s extremely unlikely at this point he’s able to get any housing unless it’s a place that gives absolutely zero fucks about who lives there as long as they get the rent on time. But even that seems like a stretch.
 
Back