Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

By the time the interview ends, Lucas is going to believe Goldoar's girlfriend secretly lusts after/wants him.
ETA: He already called her "sweetheart".

.....He specifically said he was 'kind of flirting with her automatically' and 'you saw how great I was at answering questions with his gf shes gen z we'd produce stronger dna together'

and my favorite right at the very end

'whenever I talk to gen z chicks it makes me want to marry them' to which goldy immediately freaks out and says 'ok bye' and quickly shuts off the connection

I knew he would start coming up with some obsession with her but fuck me that was fast, even for lucas. Somehow I suspect goldy is going to regret bringing her on before too long

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Around the 55 minute mark lucas says his mom punished him for being mean to the cat and dog.
Makes me wonder what lucas tried to pull with the family pets.

 

[mothman96]

.....He specifically said he was 'kind of flirting with her automatically' and 'you saw how great I was at answering questions with his gf shes gen z we'd produce stronger dna together'

and my favorite right at the very end

'whenever I talk to gen z chicks it makes me want to marry them' to which goldy immediately freaks out and says 'ok bye' and quickly shuts off the connection

I knew he would start coming up with some obsession with her but fuck me that was fast, even for lucas. Somehow I suspect goldy is going to regret bringing her on before too long

Well damn, I should've stayed to the very end. Lucas is definitely going to be jacking off to her.

ETA:
Goldoar should have kept his mouth shut and not told the pedo Lucas to delete his pedo post from his profile.

 

[The Wernest]

Yes, which oddly enough he admitted to several times



On that note i'm starting to wonder if the whole point of this podcast is some kind of scheme to subtly push lucas into blowing a gasket publicly to get him committed again

That said lucas accused isaac of hording the women and claims the guy told him he won't introduce them to lucas because he will 'steal all his fun girls'

Also seems that lucas got cut off suddenly

edit: oh boy goldy introduced his gf to lucas and he's getting excited as fuck cause shes a zoomer. I'd bet money on this being the highlight of his year decade

Also she's trolling the fuck out of him - 'montreal is very diverse! theres tons of interracial relationships there!' Uh....montreal is a very white city and interracial stuff tends not to go overall that well with the french. Same as how they aren't exactly fond of the arabs

Montreal isn't a white city

 

[WonderWino]

Around the 55 minute mark lucas says his mom punished him for being mean to the cat and dog.
Makes me wonder what lucas tried to pull with the family pets.

I just want to point out I called that awhile back and questioned why he never brings up having had any pets. Its a red flag to do stuff like that and even he knows it. a very, very big red flag. The fact that she had to punish him the way he described means it had to have been happening fairly often

Montreal isn't a white city

I've lived there, its pretty white. Far more than is being implied in that exchange

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

That episode of the podcast was truly legendary.
- He literally blamed Perva for getting into his FB and saying the pedophile thing, even though that post was clearly chalked full of Lucas ramblings.
- He went on some tangent about older men that behave and dress like young men (Who misuses slang and wears the same Hurley shirt brand children wear?)
- He was completely in submission of Goldy's girlfriend's "come hither" tone. Melted like butter. He dropped his usual talk over everyone routine and shut up the second she chimed in.
-He said he wants the next episode to be about board games. He really thinks people want to tune in to a podcast to hear a 40 year old man blather about board games.

 

[teleméres69]

Was anyone really surprised he denied the pedo post? Honestly thought he was gonna ask about the younger than his youngest niece turning him on post initially. I kinda wish Goldaor would contact Dan or Jason for the podcast, be a hell of a surprise guest for Lucas

 

[WonderWino]

That episode of the podcast was truly legendary.
- He literally blamed Perva for getting into his FB and saying the pedophile thing, even though that post was clearly chalked full of Lucas ramblings.
- He went on some tangent about older men that behave and dress like young men (Who misuses slang and wears the same Hurley shirt brand children wear?)
- He was completely in submission of Goldy's girlfriend's "come hither" tone. Melted like butter. He dropped his usual talk over everyone routine and shut up the second she chimed in.
-He said he wants the next episode to be about board games. He really thinks people want to tune in to a podcast to hear a 40 year old man blather about board games.

The best part about the perva posting the pedo stuff claim is the fact that in making such a claim he failed to realize he is admitting that the post itself is real and genuine and is not some kind of photoshop as he has claimed about things in the past. It very clearly wasn't perva and the fact he gives that tacit admission to its authenticity is something he should be very concerned about if he ever does try to go a little too far with a minor. That is exactly the kind of post and confirming statement that would come back to haunt him in court if a prosecutor were to become aware of it during a trial for such an incident

 

[SssneakySssnek]

I won’t debate this further with armchair psychologists who know how to use the DSM but never use it, but I want to point out that Lucas is not a danger to self or others at this time. He has lots of people with eyes on him. If he were a threat to self or others, he could easily be admitted. Danger to self or others is immediate. The closest Lucas comes is suicide threats. Even his threats to punch others or whatever do not raise past the duty to warn statute.

Here’s my vote just to seed my I told you so: nothing is going to get Lucas admitted at this phase of his behavior. And if he continues to function, he won’t be required to take meds unless it’s a po requirement for his program. Being forced to comply on probation to med requirements is not the same as being forcibly medicated. Forcible medication is not a go-to.

call me mad at the internet for this, I’m not. Just really shocked by the irony of being convinced of ones own lay expertise in a thread about a guy who does the same thing.

"muh armchair has more padding than urs"

 

[mothman96]

That episode of the podcast was truly legendary.
- He literally blamed Perva for getting into his FB and saying the pedophile thing, even though that post was clearly chalked full of Lucas ramblings.
- He went on some tangent about older men that behave and dress like young men (Who misuses slang and wears the same Hurley shirt brand children wear?)
- He was completely in submission of Goldy's girlfriend's "come hither" tone. Melted like butter. He dropped his usual talk over everyone routine and shut up the second she chimed in.
-He said he wants the next episode to be about board games. He really thinks people want to tune in to a podcast to hear a 40 year old man blather about board games.

I'm wondering if that was her real voice or she did it on purpose to mess with Lucas.

ETA:
I caught that he's going on a date today. How did the date come about/setup?

 

[teleméres69]

I'm honestly surprised he didn't just try claiming it was the lyrics of some song he heard and forgot the name of. Anyone else who wasn't a known predator might he believable, especially in the early 2010s when people still shared lyrics. Still great he had to acknowledge it was on his profile and not a sock account like he blames all evidence on

The best part about the perva posting the pedo stuff claim is the fact that in making such a claim he failed to realize he is admitting that the post itself is real and genuine and is not some kind of photoshop as he has claimed about things in the past. It very clearly wasn't perva and the fact he gives that tacit admission to its authenticity is something he should be very concerned about if he ever does try to go a little too far with a minor. That is exactly the kind of post and confirming statement that would come back to haunt him in court if a prosecutor were to become aware of it during a trial for such an incident

Apparently someone who saw the podcast. So probably another catfish. Hopefully he'll address it and we can piece together some truth from his story

I'm wondering if that was her real voice or she did it on purpose to mess with Lucas.

ETA:
I caught that he's going on a date today. How did the date come about/setup?

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I'm wondering if that was her real voice or she did it on purpose to mess with Lucas.

It was very clear that she was talking in a flirty tone and not her normal way of talking, not that Lucas would be able tell the difference, but it was really effective in steering the conversation since he doesn't strong arm it the way he does with Goldy. She's also actually better at interviewing in general than he is, she should just do the show from now on honestly.

 

[LeeLoo]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=23nJWonNpQE

This is amazing

 

[Fapcop]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEmofSeB4L1/

Things Walter Fate has no respect for:
His elders
Evidence


Wasn't his last commitment because of public sperging? Maybe I'm misremembering.

Maybe Goldork has been playing the long con and this is all part of his plan. Get Lucas out in public and then rile him up on the podcast so it attracts a bunch of attention to him.

Yeah...not likely but the possibility of it happening anyways is nice to think about.

Edit - Clearly I'm not much smarter than Luke because I can't figure out how to post an IG link in a non boomer manner. Hopefully someone explain this to me in terms Lucas Werner would understand.

Holy shit... That man is like an autistic tape player. It’s so weird How talks for a minute or 30 seconds about something unrelated, and then switches to those weird prerecorded messages: “If you say you’re for ACAB.... If you say you’re for Bernie Sanders...”

And then it’s right back to doing the nice guy-shtick and trying to use “logic” to smash some puss. “Democrats are for the poor. I’m poor. If you’re a Democrat you must fuck me!”

What a fucking loon!

Holy shit... That man is like an autistic tape player. It’s so weird How talks for a minute or 30 seconds about something unrelated, and then switches to those weird prerecorded messages: “If you say you’re for ACAB.... If you say you’re for Bernie Sanders...”

And then it’s right back to doing the nice guy-shtick and trying to use “logic” to smash some puss. “Democrats are for the poor. I’m poor. If you’re a Democrat you must fuck me!”

What a fucking loon!

Checked on YouTube and there’s nothing there. Could we get a SoundCloud link to the latest podcast?

 

[mothman96]

The freak is going on about what the Gen Z's are missing by not dating him and instead date the wiggers.
The comment.

 

[NattyDaddy]

Did anyone record the podcast? I can't access it on fb. Please don't tell me it's gone for good

 

[mothman96]

Did anyone record the podcast? I can't access it on fb. Please don't tell me it's gone for good

Goldoar said he'll be posting it to his channel this evening.

 

[LeeLoo]

Fatty is really getting it on IG!!

 

[Amewsed]

Been lurking for a while and decided to finally comment on this.....spectacle.

I honestly can't believe someone like this actually exists. I've seen plenty incels of varying levels of pitifulness and insanity on the net, but this takes the greasy, raving, predatory cake. This guy is somehow like every incel stereotype cranked up to eleven and rolled up into a living, breathing, existing (barely) human being. Every time I see those dumbass """memes""" or insane rambling posts he made I am legitimately astonished they are not parodies/jabs specifically made to mock him.

It's so sad it would be almost funny if he wasn't so genuinely unsettling in just about every aspect....which often loops back around to morbidly hilarious due to the sheer extent he takes it.

Tosh.0 could have done a weekly segment on this sad creature.

Fatty is really getting it on IG!!

I noticed when I checked his page out that his post said it had 10 comments, but there were none to be found.

Imagine that.

 

[INeedUhChickUnder26]

1. Lucas is eating AGAIN today. I can’t really tell what kind of restaurant (Mexican maybe?) (Edit: It's Mexican. He's go into great detail later)
2. Lucas has this condescending smirk on his face and is chuckling as he’s giving his life story, despite none of what he’s saying being at all funny.
3. He’s disgustingly eating and then licking his fingers
4. He’s talking about Marfan syndrome again. Implies his stepdad may have it and even asked him if he had it.
5. Clearly making fun of ‘nerds’ and ‘skinny dudes’ consistent with past statements alluding to how physically imposing he thinks of himself.. Says stepdad is not skinny anymore due to water volleyball.
6. His parents are ‘age gappers’ too. Mom is the younger one which seems please Lucas.
7. Rambles on and on about how his parents/family communicate on Facebook, for some reason sounds like he’s bragging. The whole video he has the facial expressions and tone/inflection in his voice as though he’s bragging but nothing about what he’s saying is interesting much less impressive.
8. So much fucking mundane detail about his shitty life growing up. Again not even interesting.
9. Says he drove his stepdad’s car through a fire but he wasn’t mad because he has money to burn. And that his forgiveness in this matter has earned him grandchildren.
10. Telamorase nonsense
11. Fucked around at college and landed on the honor roll.
12. Plans to get buff when he starts college next year. Not trying to look like a clown though.
13. Had a date planned today with a Viatnamese/Portugese chick. Didn't happen clearly but not sure why.
14. Calls some guy named Ben Palmer a homo for trolling him. Says if you’re gay you’re gay Ben, it’s not a big deal.
15. Again doesn’t understand what ACAB is
16. More disgusting finger licking
17. Says Gen Z is a big generation, bigger than the millennial and bigger than gen x. Sure there’s some baby boomers but it’s mostly get z out there. You’re all for Bernie Sanders, so why won’t you fuck me?
18. Direct quote: The moment you say ‘bro’ or ‘dude’ or ‘nigga’ to me? I’m out. Because that’s a sign you’re not sophisticated to be my girl.
19. We’re on ‘honey’ and ‘babe’ and ‘sweetheart’ here, not that^
20. Says he is for 100% security cameras and no police. A robot will come put you in the squad car and take you to jail. (Absolutely nothing could go wrong with a plan as well thought out as this)
21. Says he’ll be mayor of Spokane if you give him the money to run.
22. Admits he’s having a little binge day. In the video before this he admits this and says that having lost 200 lbs he deserves a binge day every once in a while.
23. He doesn’t explain this really but apparently his date today was leaving him voicemails and it just didn’t seem like the date would happen. Half vietnamese/half portugese chick.
24. He wanted her to prove she was real and in Spokane but she didn’t give him the proof. Needs video proof. Been doing this for 8 years, this ain’t his first rodeo Says his artist friend in Australia wouldn’t do something like that to him.
25. “Get aids for all I fucking care. It’s your fucking life. Be in a better relationship with an older man. Better than the wiggers and the hip hop crowd.
26. He can obviously afford a good date. The homeless shelter is basically like a dorm.
27. He’s got $75 now even after he bought that big old baygie of weed. Plenty money.
28. He’s not phased by the catfish.
29. You’ve seen the chicks liking his posts. Those are his friends. He would totally hook up with them. The inflection in his voice is the most bizarre fucking thing.
30. Does some shoutouts to his close friends, like the guy who says ‘badass’ on all his posts
31. He’s in a good mood, you don’t phase him, you think cat fishing bothers him?
32. How could gen Z possibly not know he exists? He’s the one who came up with the theory. The sperm theory. You know? You KNOW!!
33. “It’s your loss. It’s like, my balls. In my body it's my rules!”
34. “They always say if you want a chick you have to date yourself. So I mean I go out on dates with myself” (They don't say this, Lucas)
35. “I might shed a tear about it later, but it’s all catharsis for me bae!”
36. I think by the end of the 14 minutes he had kind of told the story about his ‘date’ today. Spoiler: It was a catfish.

Somehow the most ridiculous part of this video isn't what he talks about. It's the blatantly transparent facade he is putting on in an attempt to show he's not bothered by being catfished...again.