Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

AmpleApricots said:
I think best case scenario for Lucas is that he gets Bulla'd one day (sexually) and we won't hear of him again. So basically the asylum ending. (of fucks)
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Bulla also held onto phones for longer.

Think about that.

Perhaps The Wern should craft some sort of cell phone-bungie cord necklace like Johnny. And then hang it around his stupid melon.

You know, like a dog with its collar.

That's the level Lucas is at. Possessions have to be tethered to his body at all times, or else he loses them (phone) or steps / sits on them (glasses / iPad)
 
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RatRoyalty said:
Its weird how many people in this thread think Lucas could actually hold down a job.
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Assuming that Lucas could even stay dedicated to a job search long enough to get hired anywhere is giving him way too much credit. Even jobs where they hire anyone with a pulse usually take a few days to a week to officially get into, which is much longer than his motivation lasts. He can't even pass the initial drug test that those kinds of jobs usually require. Even if he found one that didn't require the drug test, he'd get thrown out on his ass during the orientation period for sperging about his psycho breeding fantasies to young women indiscriminately of whoever is around to witness.

Besides, the job thing is just one of the little "Look I'm trying to step my game up" facades he puts on from time to time. Look at how long he's been a homeless governmental liability now. He's comfortable with this lifestyle. When he's not sperging about other shit he seems to even speak approvingly of being a homeless bum. If his tugboat got cut off for good and no homeless shelter would take him in, it still wouldn't be enough for him to find and hold down a job. He's litterally incapable. He probably has a better shot at getting a zoomer bae than keeping a job.
 
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Holy SHIT the new video is amazing... Let's break this down:
  • He doesn't have an AA, barely has some version of a GED, and has decided to "write a dissertation".
  • He says that "mixed race, mixed religion, mixed economic class" have all been proven to strengthen DNA, and mixed generation is the only one that HASN'T been proven. I can somewhat understand where he gets the delusion of mixed race, mixed generation, etc. but mixed RELIGION? Religion has absolutely nothing to do with physical attributes, chromosomes, DNA, or his precious telomeres. Nothing at all. Yet somehow it's been "proven" that if people of two different religions have kids, the kids will be genetically better because of it??
  • He says he's going to write the longest dissertation ever. He starts out by comparing it to the current longest ones, but then he compares it to Sylvia Plath and Shakespeare's combined works... Which are in no way dissertations...
  • He says this 4000 page dissertation he plans to write will take 15 years, but says he will have half of it completed in 5 years... Why would the first half take 5 years and the second half take 10? He attempts to explain that by saying the following ten years will be him "studying his kids"...? And during the 10 years of studying his kids he says the work on his dissertation will be "like a page every month on them". 12 months of the year times ten years equals 120. That is 120 pages, which he's claimed will be the "second half" of his dissertation. 120 times 2 equals 240 pages. But somehow this will be 4000 pages?
  • He again says "I'm already on the honor roll" ... No dude, you WERE on the honor roll, for a couple of weeks, almost two years ago.
  • He then says his math grade IS (again with the present tense) an 89% but his biology grade went from a B to a D. He then, however, assures the audience that this is unlikely to happen again because he knows what he did wrong. He says, quote: "But I know what I did wrong, when I go back to school next semester I just need to buckle down more and stop developing board games. I might develop a board game in the next year. Perhaps two [games]. ... At least two board games." ??? So you JUST said what you need to do to get better grades, then immediately stated your plans to not do it.
  • Ah yes, wouldn't be an Intelligent Wern Video without the famed Fibonacci Sequence.
  • He says he has to marry his chosen women between now and 2025. Good luck Werno!
  • After the Associate's degree, he is counting on scholarships to put him through undergrad and a PhD program.
  • However he also says that this year he is only going to do a work study, and possibly take a gym class or a Chinese class, "to get the easy stuff out of the way"?! 1) Neither gym, a work study, nor Chinese would be required for a science degree. 2) Chinese isn't fucking easy to learn you imbecile.
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I see he is leeching off a new shelter by people in the background. Still milking the college saga I see eh creep. Honestly, the fact a homeless schizo with a violent criminal record and who is still on parole being allowed at a college is insane, even for community college. I'm kinda surprised there is no outrage at this, but I guess Lucas has somehow managed to stay relatively unknown to most of Spokane's college aged people/parents. Writing a dissertation on "mixed genetics. It'll be on mixed race, mixed generation, mixed economics, mixed political, mixed religion children", because "everything but mixed generation has been proven". I'd love to hear the explanation on what "mixed economics" and "mixed political" children would mean, and how he ties it into his autistic eugenics program that he is going to put into "200 pages", or "4000 pages over the next 20 years". Nevermind what religion has to do with telomeres or genetics.

"Look for that in 2040, by 2045 I'm going to try to win the Nobel Prize, I'll be 65 years old.", Lucas I'll be amazed if you're still alive by 2040, but you might win the Guinness world record for longest time as an incel, or having your head up your asshole the deepest.
"I'm also going to try to have kids within the next 5 years, 18-24 year old women with 35-55 year old dudes would be the healthiest longest living dna according to my theory." So you admit it's a theory and potentially bullshit, yet you'll still base your entire identity and decisions on this? I can't see why anyone calls Lucas a retard.

He's also rambling on that time pattern with everything being around at different points that only makes sense to his rotting brain, and also claims he's going to run studies on his own children he plans to have within the next 5 years. Unfortunately the only way Lucas is having kids within the next 5 years is by rape, which I honestly wouldn't put past him at this point. He's going to be doing the longest dissertation ever for 20 years because "I got nothing else going on", least you have some understanding your life isn't going anywhere, you just don't care. He claims his math is pretty good and his grade is already at an 89 grade. I can't wait for Lucas to fail this year again and chimp out about the maths being too hard, never mind learning a new language
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Holy SHIT the new video is amazing... Let's break this down:
  • He doesn't have an AA, barely has some version of a GED, and has decided to "write a dissertation".
  • He says that "mixed race, mixed religion, mixed economic class" have all been proven to strengthen DNA, and mixed generation is the only one that HASN'T been proven. I can somewhat understand where he gets the delusion of mixed race, mixed generation, etc. but mixed RELIGION? Religion has absolutely nothing to do with physical attributes, chromosomes, DNA, or his precious telomeres. Nothing at all. Yet somehow it's been "proven" that if people of two different religions have kids, the kids will be genetically better because of it??
  • He says he's going to write the longest dissertation ever. He starts out by comparing it to the current longest ones, but then he compares it to Sylvia Plath and Shakespeare's combined works... Which are in no way dissertations...
  • He says this 4000 page dissertation he plans to write will take 15 years, but says he will have half of it completed in 5 years... Why would the first half take 5 years and the second half take 10? He attempts to explain that by saying the following ten years will be him "studying his kids"...? And during the 10 years of studying his kids he says the work on his dissertation will be "like a page every month on them". 12 months of the year times ten years equals 120. That is 120 pages, which he's claimed will be the "second half" of his dissertation. 120 times 2 equals 240 pages. But somehow this will be 4000 pages?
  • He again says "I'm already on the honor roll" ... No dude, you WERE on the honor roll, for a couple of weeks, almost two years ago.
  • He then says his math grade IS (again with the present tense) an 89% but his biology grade went from a B to a D. He then, however, assures the audience that this is unlikely to happen again because he knows what he did wrong. He says, quote: "But I know what I did wrong, when I go back to school next semester I just need to buckle down more and stop developing board games. I might develop a board game in the next year. Perhaps two [games]. ... At least two board games." ??? So you JUST said what you need to do to get better grades, then immediately stated your plans to not do it.
  • Ah yes, wouldn't be an Intelligent Wern Video without the famed Fibonacci Sequence.
  • He says he has to marry his chosen women between now and 2025. Good luck Werno!
  • After the Associate's degree, he is counting on scholarships to put him through undergrad and a PhD program.
  • However he also says that this year he is only going to do a work study, and possibly take a gym class or a Chinese class, "to get the easy stuff out of the way"?! 1) Neither gym, a work study, nor Chinese would be required for a science degree. 2) Chinese isn't fucking easy to learn you imbecile.
God this is gold.
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Even if Lucas got a job with the best case scenarios- no interaction with others, super easy and repetitive tasks- he’d STILL fail. He would almost certainly show up late or not at all most days. He would think it was too hard and sit around on his phone for most of it, or utterly half ass the task. The only thing Lucas is capable of anymore is wandering around and yelling to himself. His mental health has been so neglected for so long that if he isn’t permanently institutionalized (and he won’t be, no one other than the criminally insane is anymore) he’ll live his life homeless and crazy, in and out of jail and flophouses, until he dies young of diabetes and hard living.

While I disagree with old school institutions, dissolving them totally with no other back up was a mistake. The problem is that a comprehensive and compassionate system to take care of the mentally ill and keep the ones too far gone away from others would be amazingly expensive, and no one wants to see their taxes shoot up to help people like Lucas.
 
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I'm betting NO

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IceQueen said:
Holy SHIT the new video is amazing... Let's break this down:
  • He doesn't have an AA, barely has some version of a GED, and has decided to "write a dissertation".
  • He says that "mixed race, mixed religion, mixed economic class" have all been proven to strengthen DNA, and mixed generation is the only one that HASN'T been proven. I can somewhat understand where he gets the delusion of mixed race, mixed generation, etc. but mixed RELIGION? Religion has absolutely nothing to do with physical attributes, chromosomes, DNA, or his precious telomeres. Nothing at all. Yet somehow it's been "proven" that if people of two different religions have kids, the kids will be genetically better because of it??
  • He says he's going to write the longest dissertation ever. He starts out by comparing it to the current longest ones, but then he compares it to Sylvia Plath and Shakespeare's combined works... Which are in no way dissertations...
  • He says this 4000 page dissertation he plans to write will take 15 years, but says he will have half of it completed in 5 years... Why would the first half take 5 years and the second half take 10? He attempts to explain that by saying the following ten years will be him "studying his kids"...? And during the 10 years of studying his kids he says the work on his dissertation will be "like a page every month on them". 12 months of the year times ten years equals 120. That is 120 pages, which he's claimed will be the "second half" of his dissertation. 120 times 2 equals 240 pages. But somehow this will be 4000 pages?
  • He again says "I'm already on the honor roll" ... No dude, you WERE on the honor roll, for a couple of weeks, almost two years ago.
  • He then says his math grade IS (again with the present tense) an 89% but his biology grade went from a B to a D. He then, however, assures the audience that this is unlikely to happen again because he knows what he did wrong. He says, quote: "But I know what I did wrong, when I go back to school next semester I just need to buckle down more and stop developing board games. I might develop a board game in the next year. Perhaps two [games]. ... At least two board games." ??? So you JUST said what you need to do to get better grades, then immediately stated your plans to not do it.
  • Ah yes, wouldn't be an Intelligent Wern Video without the famed Fibonacci Sequence.
  • He says he has to marry his chosen women between now and 2025. Good luck Werno!
  • After the Associate's degree, he is counting on scholarships to put him through undergrad and a PhD program.
  • However he also says that this year he is only going to do a work study, and possibly take a gym class or a Chinese class, "to get the easy stuff out of the way"?! 1) Neither gym, a work study, nor Chinese would be required for a science degree. 2) Chinese isn't fucking easy to learn you imbecile.
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I watched the vid before reading your post on it.

You know what's satisfying?

Having you mention EVERY SINGLE point I had with the vid. Kiwi minds think alike, I guess. I noted the problems with numbers of years and pages, mentioning works of fiction in comparison with scientific dissertations, and saying board games made him do bad, but it won't happen again cause more board games.

Cheers to @IceQueen , who thinks like me. 😁
 
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1) Neither gym, a work study, nor Chinese would be required for a science degree. 2) Chinese isn't fucking easy to learn you imbecile.
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Well for Lucas, when compared to gym, Chinese might actually be the easier option here.

I'm curious what he intends to write his 4,000 pages on. He doesn't have a computer, he can't keep a phone for more than a month, and his hobo chopsticks are gonna get worn down probably by the first thousand pages, especially if he keeps illustrating sperm and the "xoomer zygote" for the whole town to see.
 
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It's cheaper by far to run institutions for the homeless and crazy than it is to have them eat up medical resources constantly. A lot of them end up as "frequent fliers" and use a completely disproportionate amount of tax dollars. Even a private group home system. with serious medical/psych aspects would be preferable.

Really I'm mostly mad I can't enjoy the public areas MY TAX DOLLARS paid for because they are shit and pissed in by the homeless.
 
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IceQueen said:
Holy SHIT the new video is amazing... Let's break this down:
  • He doesn't have an AA, barely has some version of a GED, and has decided to "write a dissertation".
  • He says that "mixed race, mixed religion, mixed economic class" have all been proven to strengthen DNA, and mixed generation is the only one that HASN'T been proven. I can somewhat understand where he gets the delusion of mixed race, mixed generation, etc. but mixed RELIGION? Religion has absolutely nothing to do with physical attributes, chromosomes, DNA, or his precious telomeres. Nothing at all. Yet somehow it's been "proven" that if people of two different religions have kids, the kids will be genetically better because of it??
  • He says he's going to write the longest dissertation ever. He starts out by comparing it to the current longest ones, but then he compares it to Sylvia Plath and Shakespeare's combined works... Which are in no way dissertations...
  • He says this 4000 page dissertation he plans to write will take 15 years, but says he will have half of it completed in 5 years... Why would the first half take 5 years and the second half take 10? He attempts to explain that by saying the following ten years will be him "studying his kids"...? And during the 10 years of studying his kids he says the work on his dissertation will be "like a page every month on them". 12 months of the year times ten years equals 120. That is 120 pages, which he's claimed will be the "second half" of his dissertation. 120 times 2 equals 240 pages. But somehow this will be 4000 pages?
  • He again says "I'm already on the honor roll" ... No dude, you WERE on the honor roll, for a couple of weeks, almost two years ago.
  • He then says his math grade IS (again with the present tense) an 89% but his biology grade went from a B to a D. He then, however, assures the audience that this is unlikely to happen again because he knows what he did wrong. He says, quote: "But I know what I did wrong, when I go back to school next semester I just need to buckle down more and stop developing board games. I might develop a board game in the next year. Perhaps two [games]. ... At least two board games." ??? So you JUST said what you need to do to get better grades, then immediately stated your plans to not do it.
  • Ah yes, wouldn't be an Intelligent Wern Video without the famed Fibonacci Sequence.
  • He says he has to marry his chosen women between now and 2025. Good luck Werno!
  • After the Associate's degree, he is counting on scholarships to put him through undergrad and a PhD program.
  • However he also says that this year he is only going to do a work study, and possibly take a gym class or a Chinese class, "to get the easy stuff out of the way"?! 1) Neither gym, a work study, nor Chinese would be required for a science degree. 2) Chinese isn't fucking easy to learn you imbecile.
God this is gold.
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Of course, by “studying his kids” he means raping them
 
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