Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

The best part of the vegan food video is when lucas kept calling olives vegetables. He's too stupid to realize they're fruit. That said, at least they're likely the healthiest part of that meal. Olives are indeed high in fat but its mostly good fat. I wouldn't be surprised if its the healthiest thing he has eaten in quite awhile

I can't say its surprising hes claiming the new vegan diet is 'healthy' while eating a brick of cheese. He sure doesn't understand that if you eat a ton of anything its not going to be a healthy diet. I'm still trying to figure out how he thinks he'll even be able to afford eating vegan, that shits expensive. and its not like the hobo shelters are going to do it for him. So the whole thing is just a manipulation and delusional fantasy on his part

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I can't say its surprising hes claiming the new vegan diet is 'healthy' while eating a brick of cheese.

That entire lunch, not including the drink, was over 14 dollars, and he says this "lifestyle" is inexpensive, sure.
This "I'm leaning vegan" "flex" is as equally sad and hilarious.
Desperately virtue signaling to zoomer leftists while smeck smuck smerk smorking into the microphone, brilliant.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I had to lol when I saw that Lucas actually got some vegan stuff because when he mentioned it before I immediately dismissed it as one of his zoomer mating calls that he never really intends to act on.
So what's the point of this little vegan episode if he's gonna inhale a whole chicken equivalent portion of chicken fingers courtesy of Goldy in a few days.
I love that he's on this new "health kick" right now because it highlights how little he understands about being healthy in general. Please tell me more about how much weight you're gonna lose as you binge eat a meal big enough for three people.

 

[IceQueen]

I’m still confused about the gym class angle. I’ve never been to a college that had a “gym class” that you get credit for.
Doesn’t that end in high school.
Does anyone know if his community college has a gym class?
Or is this all in his head.

I think in some cases you can get elective credit for it, but that's it, and most degrees -- even AAs -- only need one or two elective classes. I'm really confused why he would even WANT to waste his time with courses that have nothing to do with what he's "studying for a PhD" in...

The best part of the vegan food video is when lucas kept calling olives vegetables. He's too stupid to realize they're fruit. That said, at least they're likely the healthiest part of that meal. Olives are indeed high in fat but its mostly good fat. I wouldn't be surprised if its the healthiest thing he has eaten in quite awhile

I can't say its surprising hes claiming the new vegan diet is 'healthy' while eating a brick of cheese. He sure doesn't understand that if you eat a ton of anything its not going to be a healthy diet. I'm still trying to figure out how he thinks he'll even be able to afford eating vegan, that shits expensive. and its not like the hobo shelters are going to do it for him. So the whole thing is just a manipulation and delusional fantasy on his part

Eh to be fair re the olives, olives are definitely one of the "fruits" like tomatoes and avocados, that while that might technically be their classification, their flavor and even nutritional content is more on par with vegetables.

Is anyone even surprised Lucas' vegan video is him eating a block of cheese again? Yeah I can't see how Lucas could do classes anymore since he has no devices besides his phone, and Lucas definitely isn't patient enough to try typing on his phone for work. Nevermind him being banned from public libraries. I could see him trying to use his schizophrenia to try and get some disability gibs and try getting a tablet or something, but he'd just lose that since homeless and retarded so there is no feasible way he is in an entire year doing anything beyond leering at girls half his age

I noticed the cheese thing too lmao like even when he's eating healthier food, he's still just eating a brick of vegan cheese. Revolting.

 

[wenttobermuda]

The block of vegan cheese he had contains 90 calories per serving, and 7 servings per package. I don't think any of us doubt he consumed the whole thing, for a grand total of 630 calories right off the bat. Also hitting 245% of his daily value of saturated fat and 56% of sodium just off this one block of vegan cheese that contains coconut oil. (https://violifefoods.com/us/product/just-like-feta-block/)

The block of vegan "cheese" was reminescent of the great ADF, who Lucas resembles more every day.

Lately, my appreciation of Lucas's miserable exploits has been blunted by his academic ambitions.

Yes, he's eating ramen with pencils, and otherwise suffering and making a fool of himself. Lol, good.

But he's also earnestly pursuing a degree, a doctorate, in what he calls "age gap breeding." Old guys, like him, impregnating teens I guess. As an academic discipline.

I just can't get past this. Or stop laughing at it. And each ridiculous thing he does seems less interesting, because I can't process the "phd in age gap breeding" angle and move on from it.

And he keeps doubling down on it. Discussing his putative dissertation, which will involve years of "studying" his wernlings. Posting "memes" about the faces you make while contemplating age gap breeding. The PhD shit is becoming his signature.

 

[WonderWino]

I noticed the cheese thing too lmao like even when he's eating healthier food, he's still just eating a brick of vegan cheese. Revolting.

Not to mention this is likely how lucas's thought process was the whole time he was eating it

and did anyone catch how he was saying he wanted to put pepper on a bunch of that stuff. ffs he puts pepper on things so inappropriately

 

[GoutfootHorseface]

Everyone bar me is an idiot. Says the man after nearly 8 months who still struggles to wear his mask correctly.

 

[mothman96]

Everyone bar me is an idiot. Says the man after nearly 8 months who still struggles to wear his mask correctly.

Wait a minute, the glutton who gorges at different restaurants when he's got money says the species is stupid because restaurants and bars are open. We know he's pissed at the bars for banning him so he dumps on them. So now he's go after restaurants too. Pissed that he sees young people at restaurants, while no zoomer bae will go on a restaurant "date" with him? Did he recently get banned from a restuarant?

 

[ThomasAudley]

I have obtained Lucas's 2013 records from Olympia Municipal Court attached for Wernology purposes. I redacted Suzanne's name from one document just to protect her privacy, even though her full name is readily available elsewhere. I don't feel she needs more exposure and, knowing nothing about her, it is unfortunate she ever got involved with Lucas and I hope she's never reminded of it.

It looks like his run ins with Olympia Municipal Court involved contacting Suzanne, for which he spent some time in jail for, and for the graffiti. I'm actually really interested in this, what did he tag in public to get in trouble with the law over? Lucas has a long history of petty infractions, so I will try to obtain the incident report about the graffiti as well as his other legal escapades from other jurisdictions.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

I think it's fairly safe (or rather, horrifying) to assume Lucas wants to take a gym class to see all the hot zommer baes working out in their leggings & sports bras.

 

[K7u9r4t3]

So I made a shit posting Insta and totally forgotten I had followed Lucas on it. I made a few trap posts and...

lucas likes traps

 

[Da Dude123]

On Lucas claiming to go Vegan:. No way! Now, it is possible to go vegan and save money. But it takes planning and lots of cooking. A lot of eating rice and beans. The handful of vegans I have known spend tons of time planning meals and cooking. Seriously, their lives revolve around it.

Lucas has no home, therefore, no kitchen. This is of course, as has already been said, just a way to try and attract some baby zooms. It won't work and he will be back to eating meat before the weekend is over.

 

[Picklechu]

Experimenting on your own children would violate all kinds of academic and ethical standards, so no Nobel for our favorite cute older daddy.



I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Lucas finds out about diploma mills and orders himself a PhD for like $150.

While it's true you have to take a variety of courses for any degree, in the US at least, it's pretty much unheard of to be required to take foreign languages after high school unless you're getting a languages degree.

Not really unheard of, although they typically give students a choice of a foreign language or computer science, or they put them as one of several options alongside subjects such as ethics.

I’m still confused about the gym class angle. I’ve never been to a college that had a “gym class” that you get credit for.
Doesn’t that end in high school.
Does anyone know if his community college has a gym class?
Or is this all in his head.

Lots of institutions will have physical fitness classes that can be taken for general credit; some require it. I took a running class when I was an undergrad at a very large university, so it's definitely a fairly common thing. I think he may be referring to whatever it is as "gym class" because he's a tard with a limited scope of things, or maybe the community college uses "GYM" as the course code for their physical fitness classes or something.

Regardless, as someone else said, all of their offerings for this semester are all apparently online due to the pandemic, and not for academic credit.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Lucas wont get anywhere close to a PhD. He likely won't make it two semesters deep into an AS, much less a BA, lmao at the idea of him pulling through an MA, but even to get close to a PhD is out of his qualification, intelligence, self-control, and ultimately effort.

Could you imagine a board involving several professors reviewing Lucas's hypothesis and doing anything but laughing it off? Could you imagine some tenured professor reading a Lucas-tier thesis about the Xoomer Sperm and Zoomer Egg (complete with hand-drawn illustrations) and being like "Yo I need to stick my name & reputation behind this compelling contribution to the scientific community!"

 

[Rescuetoast]

On Lucas claiming to go Vegan:. No way! Now, it is possible to go vegan and save money. But it takes planning and lots of cooking. A lot of eating rice and beans. The handful of vegans I have known spend tons of time planning meals and cooking. Seriously, their lives revolve around it.

Lucas has no home, therefore, no kitchen. This is of course, as has already been said, just a way to try and attract some baby zooms. It won't work and he will be back to eating meat before the weekend is over.

Being vegan isn’t terribly difficult, once the initial shock wears off and you get used to the idea of not eating animal products and figure out what you can eat. Eventually it becomes pretty second nature. But you’re spot fucking on about kitchen access- lentils, beans, and rice are some of the most important vegan staples and they all require a large amount of planning and kitchen time (unless you have a pressure cooker). You have to soak beans overnight, for example, where is Lucas gonna do that?
If he does go vegan he’s gonna be one of those vegans who just eats Oreos and junk food from Whole Foods that has zero nutritional value, I’m sure.

 

[Goldaor]

This YouTube video shows the inside of House of Charity pretty well if you're curious what it looks like inside
youtu.be/gcBktwpbqZM?t=430

 

[Da Dude123]

This YouTube video shows the inside of House of Charity pretty well if you're curious what it looks like inside
youtu.be/gcBktwpbqZM?t=430
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Wow! What a palace! Why aren't those bigot Gen Z girls lining up to date those men who live there? They all are for Bernie Sanders and Andrew Yang! But they run to the guys with the cars and hot tubs! Leftists in name only!

 

[Club Sandwich]

Being vegan isn’t terribly difficult, once the initial shock wears off and you get used to the idea of not eating animal products and figure out what you can eat. Eventually it becomes pretty second nature. But you’re spot fucking on about kitchen access- lentils, beans, and rice are some of the most important vegan staples and they all require a large amount of planning and kitchen time (unless you have a pressure cooker). You have to soak beans overnight, for example, where is Lucas gonna do that?
If he does go vegan he’s gonna be one of those vegans who just eats Oreos and junk food from Whole Foods that has zero nutritional value, I’m sure.

"vegan" is a lot more than just food though, it's a political stance against animal cruelty which also includes a rejection of most modern technologies that are the result of, or involve, animal cruelty or exploitation. the food portion is just the result of it, and knowing Lucas, he'd instantly find out that a lot of really unhealthy food (cake, doughnuts, pies, burritos, lots of fried food, et c) are all vegan compatible apart from maybe the packaging or method of production/distribution.

This YouTube video shows the inside of House of Charity pretty well if you're curious what it looks like inside

reminds me of the county jails i've worked in. missing the epoxy floor coating and rubber bumpers.

 

[teleméres69]

I love that Lucas genuinely believes young women should line up outside to date him and the guys in this video, kinda disappointed this video wasn't made when Lucas was at House of Charity. I dunno why I expected much, but Lucas sleeping on the floor in a hallway is pretty much perfect for him

This YouTube video shows the inside of House of Charity pretty well if you're curious what it looks like inside
youtu.be/gcBktwpbqZM?t=430
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Thankfully, or unfortunately depending on who you ask, we already know Lucas' political stance; gibs me food, weed, and a girlfriend, and I don't care about anyone or anything else. Lucas would do what he always does when trying to use a new gimmick to attract women, overindulge and ree when it doesn't work. Even if he were not homeless Lucas would lack any self control required to commit to any diet. He can't even commit to not handing out notes about his schizo sperm for a whole month. Also he already demanded Goldaor feed him multiple junk food, so he has no problem with animal cruelty, hell Lucas gives off animal abuser vibes if anything

"vegan" is a lot more than just food though, it's a political stance against animal cruelty which also includes a rejection of most modern technologies that are the result of, or involve, animal cruelty or exploitation. the food portion is just the result of it, and knowing Lucas, he'd instantly find out that a lot of really unhealthy food (cake, doughnuts, pies, burritos, lots of fried food, et c) are all vegan compatible apart from maybe the packaging or method of production/distribution.

 

[TurdFondler]

I can fucking smell that picture. Stale piss, B.O, old beer and way too much diversol sanitizer.